welcoming our new sperm overlords
July 11, 2003 4:13 PM   Subscribe

It's a Giant Sperm! Whale! The Chilean sea blob is revealed to be the carcass of a Moby Dick.
posted by jengod (6 comments total)
Like a giant used condom.
posted by inpHilltr8r at 4:46 PM on July 11, 2003

Did somebody say whalecock?
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 5:37 PM on July 11, 2003

This is how they try to cover up the Shoggoth?

Ha! Pathetic.
posted by velacroix at 6:14 PM on July 11, 2003

I mean, yeah, yeah, that's it, a sperm whale! Those darned things are always doing this (every century at least).
posted by Busithoth at 5:33 AM on July 12, 2003

I thought those things were extinct!
posted by drinkcoffee at 5:48 AM on July 12, 2003

"skeleton suspended in a semi-liquid mass within a bag of skin and blubber,"

Hmm...sounds like a description of me.
posted by davidmsc at 5:57 AM on July 12, 2003

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