Snatch Wars
May 11, 2009 3:38 AM   Subscribe

Snatch Wars (Snatch vs. Star Wars) (SLYT, NSFW due to very bad language).

The boring description: Darth Vader re-dubbed with dialogue from Bricktop, the main antagonist of Guy Ritchie's movie 'Snatch'.
posted by slimepuppy (14 comments total) 6 users marked this as a favorite

The pedantic amendment: re-dubbed with dialogue from Bricktop and from Alan Ford's Eastend Thug from the Armando Iannucci Show.
posted by The Ultimate Olympian at 4:01 AM on May 11, 2009 [1 favorite]

Oh, ace. Thanks The Ultimate Olympian, I wasn't aware of that. Only saw an episode or two of the Armando Iannucci Show.
posted by slimepuppy at 4:07 AM on May 11, 2009

Previously on Metafilter, Darth Vader redubbed with James Earl Jones in Coming To America. In my opinion, marginally superior. AHA!

But this is still good.
posted by so_necessary at 4:47 AM on May 11, 2009 [2 favorites]

posted by nudar at 5:16 AM on May 11, 2009

Verily, did I LOL.
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 5:52 AM on May 11, 2009

Dagobah? Yeah sure...I like Dagobah...
posted by stifford at 5:56 AM on May 11, 2009 [2 favorites]

The man himself enjoyed it too.
posted by The Ultimate Olympian at 6:26 AM on May 11, 2009 [5 favorites]

tip top!
posted by jammy at 7:56 AM on May 11, 2009

Wow, not scary at all. Really shows what JEJ added to the part!
posted by Eideteker at 8:22 AM on May 11, 2009

Funny concept, but I feel they missed a great opportunity here: the Jedi all should have spoken like Pikeys.

Dr. Evazan: He doesn't like you.
Luke: Sorry.
Dr. Evazan: I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
Luke: I'll be careful.
Dr. Evazan: You'll be dead!
Obi-Wan: Nobody brings a fella the size of you unless they're trying to say something without talking, right boy?
[scuffle ensues]
Bartender: No blasters! No blasters!
Obi-Wan: [cuts off arm] Deadly kick for a fat fucker, ya know that?

I think that could totally work.
posted by quin at 9:30 AM on May 11, 2009

Not quite as good as so_necessary's Vader link, but I laughed. Com-scan has detected an energy field ...
posted by zippy at 12:28 PM on May 11, 2009

Star Trek kicks this' ass! I just watched this, and I thought, "I could be watching Star Trek."

Seriously, Star Trek was about infinite times better than this.

Plus, IMAX?

posted by humannaire at 8:38 PM on May 11, 2009

No discussion of Star Wars mashups is complete without an obligatory link to the celebrity exhaustion-riffic Vader Sessions, which I argue is the true masterpiece of the genre.
posted by Strange Interlude at 10:38 AM on May 12, 2009

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