Call for directions, get cancer...
June 26, 2001 3:15 AM   Subscribe

Call for directions, get cancer...
posted by fooljay (5 comments total)
However, there's an article arguing to the contrary on the same site.
To be perfectly honest, at the rate scientists keep on hypothesising about causes of cancer, we've all been exposed already!
posted by emc at 6:14 AM on June 26, 2001

i read somewhere the other day that reading articles about things causing cancer might actually cause cancer.
posted by mmanning at 9:06 AM on June 26, 2001

Considering cancer is still a big mystery I make it a rule not to stand near any radio transmitors. No cell phones, NexTel phones, CBs, etc.

Yeah, I'm sitting behind a 17inch monitor and live in a big city but I'm giving it the old college try.
posted by skallas at 9:22 AM on June 26, 2001

When all the cool kids with cell phones die of brain cancer in the next decade, I'm going to be around to start a new civilization based on tin cans and string. Not because it would be practical, but because it would look weird.

Who's in?
posted by dopamine at 9:57 AM on June 26, 2001

I'd rather die of brain cancer, thankyouverymuch. ;-)

Apparently just worrying about getting cancer is one of the leading causes of cancer. It's kind of like trying to make a light. If you stare at it as you're speeding towards the intersection, it will quickly turn yellow then red. If you ignore it and don't speed through, it stays green. Try it!
posted by fooljay at 12:20 PM on June 26, 2001

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