Well, I guess I'll torch a police car then watch Seinfeld

June 15, 2010 9:20 PM

Liblr "takes the twitter stream and replaces one phrase with another, in the name of fun. The people depicted here did not say these things."
posted by Burhanistan (89 comments total)

Well, that didn't take long.
posted by GeckoDundee at 9:26 PM on June 15, 2010

Cereal -> Dicks
Dad -> Pimp
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 9:30 PM on June 15, 2010 [4 favorites]

omg I had no idea Congress -> Babies would make me crack up so hard.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 9:33 PM on June 15, 2010 [2 favorites]

Chlamydia out!
posted by Mayor Curley at 9:33 PM on June 15, 2010

grandma
posted by contraption at 9:34 PM on June 15, 2010

Cats -> Jews

why DO Jews smell good?!!?!
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 9:36 PM on June 15, 2010 [2 favorites]

Cynicism.
posted by The Lurkers Support Me in Email at 9:40 PM on June 15, 2010

I wish my chihuahua would talk to me:(

sunday i will be hiring crackwhores Lux Lounge
posted by contraption at 9:40 PM on June 15, 2010

...which is just fucked up weird. Meanwhile, burning and itching is the new feeling great!
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 9:47 PM on June 15, 2010

This is probably in poor taste.
posted by Nothing... and like it at 9:47 PM on June 15, 2010 [6 favorites]

i hate farting on the cat in my tiny ass sink in my tiny ass kitchen. wah wah wah
posted by contraption at 9:54 PM on June 15, 2010 [2 favorites]

REPLACE argue WITH fuck wildly             Do it ->
posted by not_on_display at 9:54 PM on June 15, 2010 [1 favorite]

You probably knew this already, but oldsters fuckin' is the new CSI.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 9:55 PM on June 15, 2010

Went to a neo-nazi rally and played Halo 3 tonight. Summers are awesome!
posted by DecemberBoy at 9:55 PM on June 15, 2010 [4 favorites]

Based on an unfortunate mishearing
posted by mhum at 9:57 PM on June 15, 2010

Dear followers, I am deeply sorry for creating Justin Bieber. What started as a joke between me & Moses has gone too far
posted by mhum at 9:58 PM on June 15, 2010 [1 favorite]

It could happen
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 10:01 PM on June 15, 2010 [1 favorite]

about to head to bed so I won't be covered in bees again
posted by contraption at 10:03 PM on June 15, 2010 [3 favorites]

Oh, Seacrest
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 10:05 PM on June 15, 2010 [6 favorites]

#booksthatchangedmyworld "Scientology" [【R∈TW∈∈T】 if it changed yours too ]
posted by not_on_display at 10:06 PM on June 15, 2010

i'm dumb, i didn't know squidfucking was illegal. rofl.
posted by contraption at 10:08 PM on June 15, 2010

I wonder if it is a good time to teabag my boss. I mean I've been nothing but amazing in my 3 &1/2 months here
posted by not_on_display at 10:08 PM on June 15, 2010 [1 favorite]

Attention everyone my age: Stop fighting ninjas and having babies.
posted by mhum at 10:09 PM on June 15, 2010

R2 Abortion, Doin' it in the butt and Feminism: They're Complicated
posted by lizjohn at 10:17 PM on June 15, 2010

The Apple Newton. It's back, baby.

Michael Pollan and Homer Simpson. The first one fits well.

Sex and the City 2 is the new Marmaduke. No wait - strike that, reverse it.
posted by Hardcore Poser at 10:24 PM on June 15, 2010

i need to chug some cough syrup. im fuckin THIRSTY.
posted by contraption at 10:27 PM on June 15, 2010

This thing triggers a very dangerous reward circuit in my brain.
posted by contraption at 10:32 PM on June 15, 2010 [1 favorite]

RT @VersesFromBible: John 10:11 I am the good shepherd; the good shepherd lays down His life for the politicians.
posted by desuetude at 10:35 PM on June 15, 2010 [1 favorite]

july 16th is my mass suicide (birthday is july 6th though)... getting a dj and stuff.. i can invite 72 people max =)
posted by contraption at 10:44 PM on June 15, 2010

OK, which of you chuckleheads replaced "hipsters" with "mefites?"
posted by lekvar at 10:49 PM on June 15, 2010 [1 favorite]

They don't sanitize their input all that well (copy and paste link):

http://liblr.com/welcome?replace=RT &replacement=<a href="javascript:alert('interesting xss potential')">click me</a>
posted by kurumi at 10:57 PM on June 15, 2010

Why won't Zoltar be my superman daddy?
posted by christopherious at 11:05 PM on June 15, 2010

Oh no! The vuvuzelas have infiltrated Twitter too!
posted by educatedslacker at 11:12 PM on June 15, 2010 [6 favorites]

When I took acid and tripped balls Sunday they sung this song "it'll all be over in the morning"-> ain't that the truth
posted by not_on_display at 12:11 AM on June 16, 2010

I rather enjoyed the 20 varieties of blood I tasted last night. Except a Greek one which was all wrong. Pleasantly surprised by a Danish red!
posted by not_on_display at 12:16 AM on June 16, 2010

Cute, sure, but "liblr" is a terrible name. I'll grant that it's an ironic expansion on the flickr/tumblr approach, but if you're going to omit more vowels than you leave in, you should probably start from a base that doesn't resemble both "labeler" and "liberal".
posted by jsnlxndrlv at 1:18 AM on June 16, 2010

This is the best thing on the Internet today.
posted by sciurus at 5:21 AM on June 16, 2010

OK, which of you chuckleheads replaced "hipsters" with "mefites?"

that would be jessamyn
posted by namewithoutwords at 6:05 AM on June 16, 2010

you should probably start from a base that doesn't resemble both "labeler" and "liberal".
And you really shouldn't have a website dedicated to misattributed statements that starts from a base of "libeler".

But it's pretty hilarious.
posted by Lemurrhea at 6:09 AM on June 16, 2010

beans is the new beans, inspired by kurumi... (copy and paste link, might not work in IE)

http://liblr.com/welcome?replace=beans%20&replacement=beans%3Cscript%3E$%28%27img%27%29.attr%28%27src%27,%20%27http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/525356/2/istockphoto_525356_plate_of_beans.jpg%27%29;%3C/script%3E
posted by oulipian at 6:16 AM on June 16, 2010

jsnlxndrlv: Actually the name is a pun in several directions. Mad Libs, Libel, Flickr/Tumblr/etc. Plus it sounds like a mumble.

I still think it's funny.

Anyway, it's my site, and I am pretty happy to see it on the blue.
posted by zerolives at 6:19 AM on June 16, 2010 [4 favorites]

Awesome site, zerolives!
posted by sciurus at 6:33 AM on June 16, 2010

This makes the Tea Party talk sense.
posted by mccarty.tim at 6:49 AM on June 16, 2010

Replace homosexuals with any paraphilia, and suddenly you realize how stupid and arbitrary the debate is.
posted by mccarty.tim at 6:56 AM on June 16, 2010

Topical.
posted by mccarty.tim at 7:00 AM on June 16, 2010

A terrifying glimpse into the future
posted by minifigs at 7:02 AM on June 16, 2010

punch a baby if you're a Miley Cyrus fan!
posted by Pickman's Next Top Model at 7:37 AM on June 16, 2010

More fun... The Kentucky Teen on a Quest to Put More basset hounds On Library Bookshelves
posted by Pickman's Next Top Model at 7:40 AM on June 16, 2010

Loving the auto-fellating device.
posted by jessamyn at 7:49 AM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]

about to head to bed so I won't be covered in bees again
posted by contraption


"ttyl everyone running covered in bees"
Can't stop laughing.
posted by Toothless Willy at 7:55 AM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]

Searching The pants Increases Brain Function!
posted by empath at 8:12 AM on June 16, 2010

Obama Uses mole man invasion to Promote Energy Policy
posted by Pickman's Next Top Model at 8:14 AM on June 16, 2010 [2 favorites]

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
posted by Metroid Baby at 8:16 AM on June 16, 2010

Yu Shuld Come Down to SkateTowne. Im getting black out drunk Down there
posted by empath at 8:29 AM on June 16, 2010

New from a few moments ago: mefi loves lady gaga Is The New i love lady gaga.
posted by yiftach at 8:38 AM on June 16, 2010

Love -> Want to punch made me smile.
posted by thekilgore at 8:43 AM on June 16, 2010

Heh, I was thinking the opposite direction.
posted by empath at 8:44 AM on June 16, 2010

Gah - I am addicted! Mom -> Dick!
posted by thekilgore at 8:54 AM on June 16, 2010

RT @CellUnlocknet: Everyone please say a prayer for a 17 year old cousin of mine that got hit by a Peace Treaty between the Holy Roman Emperor and the King of France and their respective Allies. In the name of the most holy and individual Trinity: Be it known to all, and every one whom it may concern, or to whom in any manner it may belong, That for many Years past, Discords and Civil Divisions being stir’d up in the Roman Empire, which increas’d to such a degree, that not only all Germany, but also the neighbouring Kingdoms, and France particularly, have been involv’d in the Disorders of a long and cruel War: And in the first place, between the most Serene and most Puissant Prince and Lord, Ferdinand the Second, of famous Memory, elected Roman Emperor, always August, King of Germany, Hungary, Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Arch-Duke of Austria, Duke of Burgundy, Brabant, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, Marquiss of Moravia, Duke of Luxemburgh, the Higher and Lower Silesia, of Wirtemburg and Teck, Prince of Suabia, Count of Hapsburg, Tirol, Kyburg and Goritia, Marquiss of the Sacred Roman Empire, Lord of Burgovia, of the Higher and Lower Lusace, of the Marquisate of Slavonia, of Port Naon and Salines, with his Allies and Adherents on one side; and the most Serene, and the most Puissant Prince, Lewis the Thirteenth, most Christian King of France and Navarre, with his Allies and Adherents on the other side. And after their Decease, between the most Serene and Puissant Prince and Lord, Ferdinand the Third, elected Roman Emperor, always August, King of Germany, Hungary, Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Arch-Duke of Austria, Duke of Burgundy, Brabant, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola, Marquiss of Moravia, Duke of Luxemburg, of the Higher and Lower Silesia, of Wirtemburg and Teck, Prince of Suabia, Count of Hapsburg, Tirol, Kyburg and Goritia, Marquiss of the Sacred Roman Empire, Burgovia, the Higher and Lower Lusace, Lord of the Marquisate of Slavonia, of Port Naon and Salines, with his Allies and Adherents on the one side; and the most Serene and most Puissant Prince and Lord, Lewis the Fourteenth, most Christian King of France and Navarre, with his Allies and Adherents on the other side: from whence ensu’d great Effusion of Christian Blood, and the Desolation of several Provinces. and is in the coma since Sunday :(
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 9:11 AM on June 16, 2010

Burhanistan: "Without fail, it rains the day after I shave my ball sac."

"About to go shave my ball sac in some shorts... #plussize seduction LOL"

Can't... stop... giggling...
posted by brundlefly at 9:12 AM on June 16, 2010

Click on unicorns.

This is too fun.

http://bit.ly/9NMR4G
posted by kzin602 at 9:19 AM on June 16, 2010

my T. gondii are going crazy. I feel like I just got hit in the face with a cat
posted by christopherious at 10:05 AM on June 16, 2010

I found absolutely no sense of purpose for the book "the short second life of bree tanner" Albert Camus, get over yourself.
posted by anthom at 10:30 AM on June 16, 2010

I'm so hooked on these.

Katy Perry is hotter than lady Augusta Gregory
posted by Pickman's Next Top Model at 10:41 AM on June 16, 2010

lady what?
posted by empath at 10:43 AM on June 16, 2010

The oil slick really upsets me. All those birds, dolphins, fish, whales and more being affected by it and dieing. hitler Sucks.
posted by misha at 10:58 AM on June 16, 2010

Just like Obama became president because of his charisma there is no doubt in my mind Justin Bieber's Mom woulda been a better president.
posted by misha at 11:07 AM on June 16, 2010

Burying the neighbors in the middle of the mall <3>
posted by katillathehun at 11:09 AM on June 16, 2010

At 4:30, crazy old guy in subway will discuss--and vote--on the measure to audit the Fed.
posted by Pickman's Next Top Model at 12:00 PM on June 16, 2010

RT @wbconservative: We have great white conservative role models, but the media, including the white media does not promote that.
posted by blue_beetle at 12:13 PM on June 16, 2010

Well @delta just cancelled my 2nd flight in 2 days and completely ruined my plans to propose to your mom. Thanks for nothing.
posted by not_on_display at 12:24 PM on June 16, 2010

Just got the keys to my new rectum! Yay....
posted by yellowcandy at 12:53 PM on June 16, 2010

Watching the zombie apocalypse of course... what happened to Spain today?!
posted by him at 12:58 PM on June 16, 2010

Oh man, changing "bitches" to "elder care nurses" provides a shocking glimpse into an alternate reality in which elder care nurses are straight-up triflin'

#iconfess i dnt have patients for dumb elder care nurses

Once again the internet fails its way to success.
posted by Pickman's Next Top Model at 1:43 PM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]

I read all about the engagement on your blog. SO exciting. I know you are going to have fun planning that clitorectomy!
posted by Pickman's Next Top Model at 1:50 PM on June 16, 2010

fucked mom but forgot to wash all the shirts I got at WWDC. #laundryfail

I mean, there was a $20 bill smushed in there, probably been there since before the last time I fucked mom. Gross, but also awesome.

Now I have to put up clothes from when I fucked mom on sunday.

Yesterday he was just hanging out on the dryer while I fucked mom.

* dies of laughter *
posted by yhbc at 1:50 PM on June 16, 2010

Also, chocolate chocolate chip pecker warts.
posted by Pickman's Next Top Model at 1:51 PM on June 16, 2010

World cup controversy according to Freud
posted by DaRiLo at 2:28 PM on June 16, 2010

Day 3 on my journey to start sniffing glue....this is harder than I thought it would be
posted by not_on_display at 2:34 PM on June 16, 2010

Just had brain surgery :)
posted by yhbc at 2:35 PM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]

WORST FUCKING NAP EVER. I have an erection now. Fucking kids wouldn't let me sleep.
I got an erection staring at my computer all day
I have an erection! And I wish it was only my 'icebreaker' for the last class...
posted by not_on_display at 2:36 PM on June 16, 2010 [4 favorites]

Getting a colostomy bag 4 summer too darn hot to have this mop.
posted by yhbc at 2:39 PM on June 16, 2010

I hope ms. jackson lets me leave her class so i can listen to my dear friend tifffany sing and masturbate for her class tomorrow.

Does anybody wanna learn to masturbate with me?? Or belly dance? I wanna do both this summer when I get back.
posted by not_on_display at 3:05 PM on June 16, 2010

This is so childish...
posted by him at 3:20 PM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]

Speaking of colostomy bags....

I am soooo ready to stuff my colostomy bag until I can't move.
i wanna punch you in the colostomy bag!
@Rachel_Cuddy Oh, no. I think cookie thinks my colostomy bag is food.

just had a colostomy bag to colostomy bag talk with my dad. i was trying so hard not to cry:') idk why i'm such an emotional person.
posted by blue_beetle at 5:46 PM on June 16, 2010

Is Katie Holmes an Ordained Minister of the Subgenius by choice or bc she married Tom Cruise? Poor kid.
posted by not_on_display at 9:44 PM on June 16, 2010

Let's see if they notice.
posted by potch at 12:35 AM on June 17, 2010 [2 favorites]

@ogotham you like christina aguiler or lady parts? :/
just took an #awkwardbigbootypic but i dont have a awesome website?
posted by promptcurry at 10:25 PM on June 17, 2010

I wish I could make everything better for everyone that hurts. But that's a weight that only my pimp can carry. Give it to Him.
posted by contraption at 10:57 PM on June 28, 2010