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A Dog Who Has a Second Head Where His Butt Should Be
April 22, 2014 4:37 PM   Subscribe

100 NEW EMOJIS
posted by brundlefly (52 comments total) 20 users marked this as a favorite

 
Metafilter: a man explaining "trigger warnings" to a horse.
posted by 2bucksplus at 4:45 PM on April 22 [9 favorites]


Was on the fence until "Laura Dern assembling Ikea furniture" popped up.
posted by lattiboy at 4:47 PM on April 22 [4 favorites]


The Spot end looks around at the Rover end and says, "One of us is an asshole."
posted by mule98J at 4:54 PM on April 22


Brought to you by one half of the duo behind All My Friends are Dead.
posted by wemayfreeze at 4:55 PM on April 22


I want these. How do we make an RFC to add these to the standard emojis.
posted by egypturnash at 4:56 PM on April 22 [1 favorite]


DON'T EAT ME
posted by GuyZero at 5:04 PM on April 22


H A P P Y B O N E S A W
posted by sparkletone at 5:04 PM on April 22


If my dog had your face, I'd shave his ass, and teach him to walk backw....never mind.
posted by jonmc at 5:05 PM on April 22


PAUL RUDD
posted by Room 641-A at 5:06 PM on April 22 [1 favorite]


It's like a regular gallery, except instead of clicking "next" you click twice less than 16ms apart

Oh, I guess you can turn on the play controls and slowly drag across to peruse them at a more sensible rate.
posted by aubilenon at 5:07 PM on April 22 [3 favorites]


COOL PUBE
posted by cortex at 5:11 PM on April 22 [1 favorite]


Please oh please internet don't make Vine slideshows a thing.
posted by reductiondesign at 5:11 PM on April 22 [27 favorites]


My phone already has WINE GLASS FULL OF HOGS BLOOD.
posted by maryr at 5:15 PM on April 22


Oh, I guess you can turn on the play controls and slowly drag across to peruse them at a more sensible rate.

How?
posted by straight at 5:15 PM on April 22


I appreciate the inclusion of "Two Worms Pretending to be One Long Worm" and "Three Worms Pretending to be One Long Worm". It's nice to see someone finally shine a spotlight on the oft-ignored issue of worm subterfuge.
posted by Pizzarina Sbarro at 5:18 PM on April 22 [7 favorites]


straight: How?

Left-click (or ctrl-click) and select "Show controls" from the menu.
posted by Kattullus at 5:19 PM on April 22


I need an adult.
posted by killdevil at 5:28 PM on April 22 [1 favorite]


"Incriminating browser history" should be in the standard set.
posted by arcticseal at 5:34 PM on April 22 [2 favorites]


yes, please.
posted by Going To Maine at 5:40 PM on April 22


"Man Screaming at Worm". This one would've come in handy a few times lemme tell ya.
posted by Liquidwolf at 5:42 PM on April 22


Why is this a vine?I can't think of a more infuriating way to look at this.
posted by Dr. Twist at 5:51 PM on April 22 [5 favorites]


Here's an image w/ all them emojis at once. Facebook link but no login required.

(FD: I'm friends with Avery! Neat to see this pop up on the blue :)
posted by wemayfreeze at 5:56 PM on April 22 [1 favorite]


Is there a link to the actual images instead of Vine?
posted by signal at 5:56 PM on April 22


Here are all of the emojis. There are actually 102!
posted by zsazsa at 6:03 PM on April 22 [11 favorites]


Whoa. Did you screenshot all of them? Or download and auto-capture … ?
posted by wemayfreeze at 6:04 PM on April 22


I got "DONALD TRUMP GETTING CHASED BY BEES" significantly more frequently than any other. Which, I am mildly ashamed to admit, pleases me.
posted by Flunkie at 6:05 PM on April 22 [1 favorite]


wemayfreeze: I downloaded the MP4 from vine, used mplayer to output a jpg for each frame, and deleted the duplicates by hand by looking at the thumbnails. And whoops, I missed a couple duplicates. There really are 100!
posted by zsazsa at 6:06 PM on April 22 [5 favorites]


> DROPKICK A BEES NEST INTO THE COMMUNITY POOL

Damn. If only this had been posted two weeks ago.
posted by ardgedee at 6:07 PM on April 22


Here are all of the emojis. There are actually 102!

You have the bald man reclining on a slice of pizza in there twice. Either that or I'm not good enough at Double Check to see what's different.
posted by Gary at 6:09 PM on April 22


The second bald man reclining on a slice of pizza is actually a bald philosophical zombie reclining on a slice of pizza. The difficulty of proving this fact is central to the usefulness of that particular ontological lever.
posted by cortex at 6:12 PM on April 22 [12 favorites]


One has been poisoned! Now, uh, it's the chalice with the palace with the brew that is true?
posted by oceanjesse at 6:16 PM on April 22 [1 favorite]


Why is this a vine?I can't think of a more infuriating way to look at this.

I actually like how it randomizes the images you see.
posted by brundlefly at 6:19 PM on April 22 [3 favorites]


It's the vessel with the pestle!
posted by emjaybee at 6:20 PM on April 22 [2 favorites]


(is there an emoji for "obscure Danny Kaye musical reference"?)
posted by emjaybee at 6:21 PM on April 22 [5 favorites]


I see here in the user notes that it's been deprecated into the "Any Danny Kaye reference" emoji.
posted by 2bucksplus at 6:25 PM on April 22 [2 favorites]


I swear to god every one of these describes the insanity that was my day today
posted by Hermione Granger at 6:42 PM on April 22 [2 favorites]


Amy Schumer roasting a dying child
posted by Beardman at 6:44 PM on April 22


Nardwuar
posted by Beardman at 6:44 PM on April 22 [1 favorite]


Due to my stubborn reliance on my dumbphone (also known as "being broke and not caring and now it's a point of pride and I don't need your new technology"), the whole emoji thing has slipped by me. I guess. I mean, I know what they are but they're not in my world.

I liked seeing all of them in a big list, but the video was fun since I didn't know what I'd be pausing on. And I do think some of these would be really useful in every-day life.
posted by darksong at 6:45 PM on April 22


A SPECTRE RISES FROM A SEVEN LAYER FIESTA DIP
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 6:48 PM on April 22


RE: A Dog Who Has a Second Head Where His Butt Should Be

It's been done.

To death.
posted by oneswellfoop at 6:49 PM on April 22


I'm afraid of making a joke about one and then finding out that it's real.
posted by odinsdream at 8:07 PM on April 22 [1 favorite]


I don't, ummmm, do emoji. If I need to emote, then I emote. [stares at you all with a witheringly dismissive glare]
posted by Samizdata at 9:26 PM on April 22


The ghost pretending to be a person made me really happy for some reason.

Having said that: I only use emoji to explain what emoji are after I use the word emoji and all my friends text back "whuuuut" because we are still young enough for texting and "whuuuuut" but too old to know what emoji are apparently.
posted by davejay at 9:53 PM on April 22


I feel like there's a very entertaining card or board game that could be made using a stack of these.
posted by straight at 10:05 PM on April 22


"THE ORB KNOWS WHAT YOU DID" seems redundant if you've got "THE ORB SEES EVERYTHING"
posted by straight at 10:07 PM on April 22


Eh, the skiing spider is easily the best.
posted by Existential Dread at 10:12 PM on April 22 [1 favorite]


I find emoji can be helpful for expressing complex abstract concepts

👃
👆
posted by aubilenon at 10:50 PM on April 22 [8 favorites]


I feel like there's a very entertaining card or board game that could be made using a stack of these.

Cards Against Emoji?
posted by pinsomniac at 6:29 PM on April 23


I thought that Man Screaming At A Spider should instead be Man Saved Via The Heimlich Maneuver.
posted by wenestvedt at 7:11 PM on April 23


Emoji: The ultimate NSA-proof method of communication
posted by homunculus at 11:43 AM on April 30


🆕🆓💯™🌰🌋🆒🆒🆒👍🍔❗️❗️❗️😰🐔💋⚠️🚨
posted by Potomac Avenue at 9:12 AM on May 9 [1 favorite]


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