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December 1, 2015 6:48 AM   Subscribe

ClickHole asks: What does it mean to be a man?
posted by schmod (19 comments total) 15 users marked this as a favorite
 
Oh good, this gives me a chance to repost the greatest video every made by man or clickhole.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 6:55 AM on December 1, 2015 [23 favorites]


I think they're mocking this video from Buzzfeed.
posted by Orange Pamplemousse at 7:00 AM on December 1, 2015 [1 favorite]


All Clickhole stuff is part of the same shared universe. It's a giant ambitious exercise in worldbuilding, of which the likes of G.R.R. Martin can't even comprehend.
posted by naju at 7:34 AM on December 1, 2015 [21 favorites]


Seems like a good place to mention the "Man who has it all".

Everything is "inspirational".
posted by fiercekitten at 7:43 AM on December 1, 2015 [4 favorites]


No one should take this seriously when the men in the video are getting basic facts wrong. Like Lord Grumand has an empty void and no heart which an arrow could pierce.
posted by bswinburn at 7:48 AM on December 1, 2015 [11 favorites]


naju: "It's a giant ambitious exercise in worldbuilding, of which the likes of G.R.R. Martin can't even comprehend."

How so? Does clickhole have an ending written?


aaaaaaaaay
posted by boo_radley at 8:23 AM on December 1, 2015 [8 favorites]


So, some of the surreal turns of phrase remind me a lot of Bad Lip Reading bits. (I'm not complaining, just noticing.)
posted by aught at 8:28 AM on December 1, 2015 [6 favorites]


I maintain that the original Jaws theme is the best Clickhole video ever.

"Shoo, fishy! We don't want you here in Amity. Only love and positivity get a ride on this boat!"
posted by compartment at 8:47 AM on December 1, 2015 [2 favorites]


oBlig_Lebowski:

Welp, that and a pair of testitcles
posted by eclectist at 8:55 AM on December 1, 2015 [1 favorite]


Best Clickhole Video?
posted by Navelgazer at 9:04 AM on December 1, 2015 [7 favorites]


I can't decide what I love most about ClickHole: the absurdity, or how the absurdity makes some people on Facebook just pants-wettingly angry. Except people get even more angry at StarWipe, which is just delicious. Oh god, I love it so.
posted by palomar at 9:26 AM on December 1, 2015 [1 favorite]


It's like bad lip reading but a script. This makes me uncomfortable...as a woman...and a human.
posted by amanda at 9:29 AM on December 1, 2015


I think they're mocking this video from Buzzfeed.


I think they're mocking Lord Grummond, and they need to be real careful about that.

Because, man or not, when Lord Grummond comes for you, if you aren't ready to remove your shoes and do the Dance of Supplication, he will take your face and add it to the Hall of Skin Masks in his Obsidian Palace. And then where will you be?


Without a face, that's where.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 9:31 AM on December 1, 2015 [8 favorites]


Without a face, that's where.
posted by TheWhiteSkull
Duly noted.
posted by zamboni at 9:50 AM on December 1, 2015 [14 favorites]




"but when you get to the circus, it's always closed, and all the clowns have died."

I.. I thought it was just me.

* sobs uncontrollably *
posted by numaner at 1:39 PM on December 1, 2015


I love ClickHole.
posted by A Bad Catholic at 1:50 PM on December 1, 2015


For kicks I googled "Lord Grummond" and found an old Reddit thread on this video. That's some determined point-missing there! Hilarious that nobody realized it was a joke/parody.

Yes, now that you mention it, it does seem like a Bad Lipreading episode. As if someone made a sensible video, applied bad lipreading, and then destroyed the sensible original.
posted by Schmucko at 2:34 PM on December 1, 2015 [3 favorites]


Schmucko: "For kicks I googled "Lord Grummond" and found an old Reddit thread on this video. That's some determined point-missing there! Hilarious that nobody realized it was a joke/parody."

Oh god. That's almost funnier than the video itself.
posted by schmod at 10:15 AM on December 2, 2015


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