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March 23, 2016 4:36 PM   Subscribe

At Blandly we believe that you need a rich set of perspectives to build the perfect bland. That’s why we’ve incubated a company culture that grows unique bland outcomes. We are an eclectic team of avid outdoorswomen, comic book collectors, whiskey nerds, fixed-gear bicycle aficionados, Rosicrucianists, and bacon lovers.
posted by Wordshore (23 comments total) 27 users marked this as a favorite


 
This is so good.
posted by delight at 4:50 PM on March 23, 2016




In other words, I’m looking at this parody a little bit askance. When your own website winks at people, I’d prefer an honest essay.
posted by Going To Maine at 4:52 PM on March 23, 2016


Rosicrucianists and bacon lovers

That sounds like some sort of florid 19th-century epithet.
posted by Greg_Ace at 4:59 PM on March 23, 2016 [8 favorites]


I do believe that the 'Collaboration' icon is an abstracted goatse.
posted by msjen at 5:15 PM on March 23, 2016 [6 favorites]


I suspect it's a reference to Me and You and Everyone We Know.
posted by invitapriore at 5:19 PM on March 23, 2016 [2 favorites]


I was just show this yesterday, and now I can't unsee it.
posted by Hal Mumkin at 6:07 PM on March 23, 2016 [15 favorites]


Blandly is my new ipsum lorem for the 21st century.
posted by SecretAgentSockpuppet at 6:51 PM on March 23, 2016 [3 favorites]


Quite the sting in the screenshot of their "Ted Talk":
“Appropriation is Collaboration”
posted by traveler_ at 8:29 PM on March 23, 2016 [4 favorites]


In that perfectly chosen font, too. What is that font?
posted by Verg at 8:31 PM on March 23, 2016


#accurate
posted by klangklangston at 10:24 PM on March 23, 2016


Bug: Their mobile version loads the stylesheet for a larger breakpoint at first and then blinks into the mobile size in Chrome on Android.
posted by limeonaire at 10:28 PM on March 23, 2016


That's a feature. You're welcome
posted by Potomac Avenue at 10:48 PM on March 23, 2016 [1 favorite]


That was awesome.

I saw yesterday that Accenture was advertising its new white paper in which they recommend that 'companies must prioritise Digital.' They're red-hot onto something called 'Digital' with a capital 'D', and for this they're billing $31 billion a year.
posted by colie at 12:56 AM on March 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


Can you tell me more about this Digital experience we may see in the future?
I desire to know.
posted by Mezentian at 2:13 AM on March 24, 2016


It's all about the fingers, Menzentian.
posted by leotrotsky at 3:06 AM on March 24, 2016


"That's what she said."
posted by Mezentian at 3:37 AM on March 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


Only one unpaid intern?
posted by MtDewd at 5:22 AM on March 24, 2016


woo!
Made with ♥ in Baltimore
posted by HumanComplex at 9:38 AM on March 24, 2016


This kind of sums up how I see the last decade or so. It’s a time to be alive.
posted by bongo_x at 10:06 AM on March 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


i HIGHLY recommend watching the TED talk.
posted by capnsue at 11:01 AM on March 24, 2016 [1 favorite]


I don't get it.
posted by josher71 at 11:12 AM on March 24, 2016 [2 favorites]


We are best friends. We play table tennis together every day after work. We borrow each other’s clothes. No one is ever sad.

Shades of "If Gwyneth Paltrow Were Your Girlfriend".
posted by Halloween Jack at 12:51 PM on April 19, 2016


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