Poets Tilt

March 25, 2003 6:58 PM

I flatter me. A run against fame. Fun with the Internet Anagram Server.
posted by the fire you left me (68 comments total)

A Left Remit.
posted by MiguelCardoso at 7:03 PM on March 25, 2003

Kafkaesque= A Fake Squeak
posted by ColdChef at 7:10 PM on March 25, 2003

ASSHAT = HATASS
posted by eyeballkid at 7:12 PM on March 25, 2003

Miguel Cardoso, you are a gracious model. You could glamourise cod.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:13 PM on March 25, 2003

Dong Resin=Go Dinners! or Gin Drones!
posted by ColdChef at 7:13 PM on March 25, 2003

scum trek
posted by muckster at 7:16 PM on March 25, 2003

Oh, and here's a timely anagram created a while ago by yours truly.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 7:17 PM on March 25, 2003

In fact, the Dong Resin List goes on and on:

ED SNORING
ENDORSING
GRINNED SO
RENDING SO
SENDING OR
ENDINGS OR
RINGED SON
GORED INNS
DINER SONG
RINSED NOG
DINERS NOG
END GRIN SO
NOSED RING
IS NERD NOG
NERDS GO IN
SEND GROIN
RED SIGN ON
RED SIGN NO
DR ONE GINS
DR ONES GIN
DR NOSE GIN
posted by ColdChef at 7:20 PM on March 25, 2003

Eyeballkid=Like Bad Ley
posted by ColdChef at 7:22 PM on March 25, 2003

ParisParamus=Prima Spar USA
posted by ColdChef at 7:25 PM on March 25, 2003

Mathowie=How I Meta
posted by ColdChef at 7:28 PM on March 25, 2003

Riffola=Off Liar
posted by ColdChef at 7:29 PM on March 25, 2003

victor stone=Is Not Covert
posted by victors at 7:29 PM on March 25, 2003

I never knew I was a FAILED GENDARME, don't remember encouraging the LEGERDEMAIN FAD, only sometimes feel like a DAG FINE EMERALD, and never the DREAD GAMINE ELF.

I may have once or twice MALINGERED DEAF, but would never DEFAME DINER GAL (or NIGER LAD for that matter).

Nor would I ever utter the vile political threat DIE FAG ALDERMEN!
posted by adamgreenfield at 7:30 PM on March 25, 2003

Evanizer=Ever Nazi
posted by ColdChef at 7:31 PM on March 25, 2003

If you play with it too much, ColdChef, you'll go blind ;)
posted by eyeballkid at 7:33 PM on March 25, 2003

XQUZYPHYR = No anagrams found.
posted by Witty at 7:34 PM on March 25, 2003

ColdChef, why don't you do one for yourself man?

Here ya go:

"CDC Elf Ho"?
"Fcc Holed"?

Umm... I think you need a new handle.
posted by Stauf at 7:35 PM on March 25, 2003

Jeremy's Iron.
posted by turaho at 7:36 PM on March 25, 2003

Witchstone=Tito's Wench
posted by ColdChef at 7:37 PM on March 25, 2003

quonsar = No anagrams found.
posted by Witty at 7:38 PM on March 25, 2003

Or, If you prefer:

Witchstone=Chews on Tit
posted by ColdChef at 7:38 PM on March 25, 2003

Matt Haughey= Meaty Hag Hut or That Guy Am He
posted by ColdChef at 7:40 PM on March 25, 2003

Ty Webb = No anagrams found.
posted by Witty at 7:45 PM on March 25, 2003

Witty = Witty
posted by Witty at 7:49 PM on March 25, 2003

Wandering Mind=Mending Inward

If you want more anagram goodness, go here. Some of the most creative anagrams I've ever seen reside here, and they're all original and more than a few are topical. These are the awards granted by the alt.anagrams newsgroup, so they're bound to be good.
posted by wanderingmind at 7:49 PM on March 25, 2003

(And how could I forget - Metafilter = Matt Relief, an antigram if I ever saw one...)
posted by wanderingmind at 7:51 PM on March 25, 2003

Amberglow=Bowleg Ram
posted by ColdChef at 7:54 PM on March 25, 2003

Matt Haughey is also: A TAG THEY HUM.
posted by MiguelCardoso at 7:55 PM on March 25, 2003

Pretty_Generic=Creepy Rent Git
posted by ColdChef at 7:58 PM on March 25, 2003

And Eyeballkid is also: BLEAKLY DIE.
posted by MiguelCardoso at 7:59 PM on March 25, 2003

Drew Curtis' Fark=Screw Dark Fruit or Writer R Sad Fuck
posted by ColdChef at 8:07 PM on March 25, 2003

Drudgereport=De Gutter Prod
posted by ColdChef at 8:09 PM on March 25, 2003

Romensko=Monk Eros
posted by ColdChef at 8:11 PM on March 25, 2003

Fishfucker=I Fresh Fuck

Okay. I quit.
posted by ColdChef at 8:13 PM on March 25, 2003

Adampsyche=YMCA Shaped
posted by ColdChef at 8:17 PM on March 25, 2003

XQUZYPHYR = No anagrams found.

Good. Now for phase two.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 8:20 PM on March 25, 2003

MiguelCardoso=MUCILAGE ODORS
posted by ColdChef at 8:21 PM on March 25, 2003

dry cob
posted by cbrody at 8:22 PM on March 25, 2003

HamaSeven=Man Heaves
posted by ColdChef at 8:23 PM on March 25, 2003

Postroad=Rats Pood or Spat Odor
posted by ColdChef at 8:25 PM on March 25, 2003

Seriously, I'm done.

Iconomy=I Moo NYC
posted by ColdChef at 8:29 PM on March 25, 2003

*starts worrying about cold chef...*

tracy loves zoran = cat overlays zorn. well that's true, sometimes i do, heh.

tracy loves zoran = or cat zany lovers. true, very true. too many cats at our house.
posted by t r a c y at 8:30 PM on March 25, 2003

Plastic.com=Topic Clams
posted by ColdChef at 8:31 PM on March 25, 2003

Miguel Esteves Cardoso = Eviscerated Mussel Goo
" " " = Caroused Svelte Egoism
" " " = Soul Greed Vasectomies
" " " = Veiled Mousse Escargot
" " " = Seedless Vomit Courage

Stavros the Wonder Chicken = Technocrat Dervishes Know
" " " " = Invent Shortcake Chowders

MetaFilter Community Weblog = Certifiable Gummy Town Motel

" " " = Woefully Omitting Camembert

" " " = Clammy Emboweling Outfitter



Vidiot = Void It (sigh.)
posted by Vidiot at 8:41 PM on March 25, 2003

Bush Iraq Hussein==QUASI SHRUB, HE SIN

a bit of history...
HUN SQUISH SERBIA
BASQUE SHUN IRISH

my favourite though is:
UN SQUASH HIS BRIE
posted by cbrody at 8:58 PM on March 25, 2003

Chic Unsold Fest = ColdChef is nuts.
posted by soyjoy at 9:07 PM on March 25, 2003

"BEDPOST LOU" is an anagram for "double post". I hereby officially invite the next user to successfully sign up on Metafilter to choose the nom de guerre "bedpost lou".
posted by taz at 9:59 PM on March 25, 2003

Dammit, you got me addicted again.

Metafilter community weblog
=
My cat tongue will be from time.
We combine to film ugly matter.
Bitter, we common flame guilty. (lousy grammar, but it's apt)
posted by wanderingmind at 10:12 PM on March 25, 2003

my real name can be broken down to "coy anal mold"

I'm not sure if i should feel proud.
posted by re_verse at 10:38 PM on March 25, 2003

I am absurdly pleased with "yen sly."
posted by Lynsey at 10:57 PM on March 25, 2003

this'd be a great way to come up with band names.
posted by Vidiot at 11:18 PM on March 25, 2003

cheers!
posted by escher at 11:21 PM on March 25, 2003

Saddam Hussein
UN had said "mess."

George Walker Bush
War Be Glee! Shrug, OK?
Gore=Geek. Shrub=Law.

Colin Powell
'Ell-lo! P.O.W., Inc.

Donald Rumsfield
Sad old mil funder.

AF General Richard Myers
RAF charred enemy's Grail.

General Tommy Franks
On! Get Myers a flank, Mr.!

Where is Raed?
He's-a Re-wired.

Is Dubya Satan?
A bad nut, I says.

Earmarked: Seventy-five million dollars!
Disarm evil, Dear mark? Insolvent folly.

Bad blog-fad threat dogs
God's battle for Baghdad.

Quran elegy or oil thief radar rut?
Rut-ro. Enough IraqFilter already.
posted by Dunvegan at 11:49 PM on March 25, 2003

This = shit.

But I mean that in a good way.
posted by Nicolae Carpathia at 12:13 AM on March 26, 2003

A man, a plan, CA:
Anal Panama.

Wow.
posted by XiBe at 1:23 AM on March 26, 2003

hippugeek=HE PUKE PIG

Eww.

languagehat=A LAUGH AT ENG; HULA AN AT EGG; A ANAL EGG HUT

madamjujujive=JAMMED VIA JUJU

Taglines=GENITALS

Wonders await you should you do stavrosthewonderchicken. A taste: A CDC ETHERNET SHIRKS NO VOW

Steve_at_Linwood is almost as good--full of nonsensical, pleasing, and oddly insulting constructions like: A DE EVIL SNOW TOT, A VOTED WETS LOIN, and A DOVES LONE TWIT.
posted by hippugeek at 2:36 AM on March 26, 2003

arto = O Rat!
arto = Taro

So I'm either a pestilential rodent, or a root vegetable. That's sort of like being a floor wax and a dessert topping, right?
posted by arto at 2:39 AM on March 26, 2003

"Hey!" I yell. "A bra!"

Libya relay, eh?
posted by hairyeyeball at 6:11 AM on March 26, 2003

Logic Made Sour

Miguel Cardoso:
our egoism-clad,
gladsome curio.
Gracious model?
A decorous glim?
Or dogma sluice?
Our cold images
are smog; "I could
cure gloom," said
our solaced Mig,
"Do I calm rogues?
I'm a soul codger!
EU disco glamor!"

Good simulacre!
Maestro! Seclusive Doge!
posted by rory at 9:16 AM on March 26, 2003

adampsyche=SPACED AH MY
posted by adampsyche at 9:25 AM on March 26, 2003

My full name translates to -> So Jesus Can't Vomit (apostrophe mine)
posted by jmevius at 9:31 AM on March 26, 2003

CC, I feel so left out.

yhbc rules = busch rely, lurches by
posted by yhbc at 9:34 AM on March 26, 2003

peteystock = cokes petty, socket type

May favorite though: ceo kept sty
posted by PeteyStock at 10:37 AM on March 26, 2003

starvingartist = raring vast tits
posted by starvingartist at 12:33 PM on March 26, 2003

bad hero (hero, me? no, not even a bad one.)
bared ho (i'm fully dressed, thankyouverymuch!)
hera bod (body of a goddess? i'll take that one...)
posted by deborah at 1:47 PM on March 26, 2003

"Slash Dot" =

LAD HOSTS
SAD SLOTH
HALT SODS
HO ASS LTD
HATS SOLD, and
HAS DOLTS
posted by Sonny Jim at 3:03 PM on March 26, 2003

Metafilter -> "Trite flame", "Matt relief"

Matthew Haughey -> "Ah, we hug thy meta", "What the, ahem, guy"
posted by jaden at 11:45 AM on April 11, 2003