covert ops

June 17, 2004 8:53 AM

splinter -- despite an 11pm curfew imposed by your girlfriend, you have returned home very late from a drink fest with your mates. You've forgotten your keys and you must now gain entrance to your flat and get into bed without upsetting your light sleeping girlfriend. [note: shockwave, alt link <--- nsfw banner ads]
posted by crunchland (23 comments total)

The peeing part is the only good part. But that part is very good.
posted by Mayor Curley at 9:16 AM on June 17, 2004

I think that's how she found me out...
posted by dabitch at 9:20 AM on June 17, 2004

Wow. That's my life, right there.

Except for the part about shooting out lights.
posted by rocketman at 9:25 AM on June 17, 2004

damn, peeing is hard
posted by yeahyeahyeahwhoo at 9:40 AM on June 17, 2004

um, huh. how do you actually *do* anything? after the intro, it just sits there looking at the back door, and clicking around doesn't seem to make anything happen...
posted by Mars Saxman at 10:08 AM on June 17, 2004

when in doubt, press the space bar.
posted by crunchland at 10:16 AM on June 17, 2004

Mildly interesting, until picking the lock took forever. Never got to peeing. Decided to come back to this thread and pee here instead.
posted by soyjoy at 11:00 AM on June 17, 2004

MetaFilter: That isn't a silencer
posted by Gnatcho at 11:14 AM on June 17, 2004

The urination scene reminded me of that flash game where you had to unlock a door after X # of drinks. With each successful unlocking things got more diifficult and more drunken. fun stuff!
posted by shoepal at 11:30 AM on June 17, 2004

The urination game reminded me of an advert for some horribly expensive brand of orange juice, in which you had to piss whilst drunk. Sure it has been posted on here, but I couldn't find it. Here is the unlocking game.
posted by Orange Goblin at 11:53 AM on June 17, 2004

Mine stopped working when I changed the clock back to 23:30!
posted by The God Complex at 12:08 PM on June 17, 2004

Very fun.
I got past the lights and the urine but then got knocked in the head by a frying pan. Anyone succeed?
posted by Peter H at 12:26 PM on June 17, 2004

Haven't clicked the link, but if you're trying to be quiet, pee outside.
posted by Feisty at 1:12 PM on June 17, 2004

Could not get past frying pan
posted by xammerboy at 1:55 PM on June 17, 2004

That's no silencer.
posted by Joey Michaels at 2:52 PM on June 17, 2004

I'm not sure you can get any different outcome from the frying pan.
posted by crunchland at 4:20 PM on June 17, 2004

Um, you can finish the game. When you win, they give you an ad for Splinter Cell. I had to go back and play again to find the frying pan, actually.
posted by whatnotever at 4:33 PM on June 17, 2004

oy. I didn't realize it was an ad. I only played it through the one time, and just thought it was a joke.
posted by crunchland at 4:40 PM on June 17, 2004

I can not figure out how to slit anyone's throat. How do I kill the girlfriend and wear her skin as a disguise??
posted by bargle at 7:14 PM on June 17, 2004

Has anyone figured out how to get past the Pepsi Blue on the stairway without getting caught?
posted by majcher at 7:27 PM on June 17, 2004

wow. that's cold, man. you really know how to hurt a guy.
posted by crunchland at 8:34 PM on June 17, 2004

God Complex: It's 23:00, see.

Now, in the morning, how does he explain the shot-out lights? :P
posted by abcde at 10:28 PM on June 17, 2004

God Complex: It's 23:00, see.

I clicked past the insturctions too quickly, only to realize I wasn't sure if I had the correct time. Then, seconds later (before I could move it around at all), the hour digits turned black and then everything went to hell.

Also, nobody has posted in this thread for a day so this was pointless. I'm only responding because I forgot about the thread.
posted by The God Complex at 12:15 AM on June 19, 2004