Are you a member of the sandwich club?

December 2, 2004 5:42 AM

Are you a member of the sandwich club?
posted by ifoughttheapemen (24 comments total)

no
posted by monkeyJuice at 5:55 AM on December 2, 2004

God god, I'm friends are going to hate me today. This is brillant.

I think I need to print out the website as proof
posted by BlzOfGlry at 5:56 AM on December 2, 2004

what? you gotta be a member now? i suppose all my smashing up till now has been . . . unofficial ?!
posted by nola at 6:00 AM on December 2, 2004

Mmmmmm, sandwiches.

[this is good]
posted by neckro23 at 6:04 AM on December 2, 2004

Smashing!
posted by safetyfork at 6:06 AM on December 2, 2004

I thought about this, and decided that I don't think it sounds like all that much fun. My friends aren't goofy enough to go for it, either.
posted by PossumCowboy at 6:12 AM on December 2, 2004

I'm in love with that site. I'm now in the know; just waiting to smash in.
posted by AgentRocket at 6:20 AM on December 2, 2004

Sammiches! But I don't want to belong to any club that'll have me as a member. Even this one.

Besides, I like club sandwiches, not sandwich clubs.
posted by iconomy at 6:22 AM on December 2, 2004

"Y'know I order a club sandwhich all the time. And I'm not even a member. I don't know how I get away with it. I like my sanwhiches witth three peices of bread. So do I. Lets form a club. Okay, but we're gonna need more stickulation. Yes we do. Instead of cutting it once, lets cut it again. Yeah, four triangles. And we shall dump chips in the middle. Let me ask you something, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks? I'm for them." - Mitch Hedberg.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 6:32 AM on December 2, 2004

apparently, you can't smash a non-member's sandwich. where's the fun in that?!? i'll have to remain a Rogue Smash Agent.
posted by NationalKato at 6:32 AM on December 2, 2004

The first rule of Sandwich Club is you do not talk about Sandwich Club.
posted by jellybuzz at 6:36 AM on December 2, 2004

wtf?
posted by yoga at 6:38 AM on December 2, 2004

This is why they hate America. Or this is why America hates California.

At least eating the sandwich is part of the rules.
posted by bugmuncher at 6:56 AM on December 2, 2004

Looks like fun but I don't want to be a member of a club that has Paris Hilton as their celebrity spokesperson.
posted by LunaticFringe at 7:11 AM on December 2, 2004

I was looking at the member list and my brother is on there.

Strange.
posted by Lola_G at 7:47 AM on December 2, 2004

O, ifoughttheapemen, What Is The Sandwich Club?
posted by piro at 7:59 AM on December 2, 2004

The best part about being in the sandwich club is "forgetting" to modify and putting glass shards in between the bread. Some would consider this ungentlemanly. I call it good sport.
posted by DonnieSticks at 8:26 AM on December 2, 2004

Technically speaking, a glass shard would be a modification.
posted by neckro23 at 9:55 AM on December 2, 2004

The first rule of Sandwich Club is that you must buy an official Sandwich Club t-shirt or hoody.

The second rule of Sandwich Club is that you must email all your college-age friends about this exclusive offer.
posted by AlexReynolds at 10:32 AM on December 2, 2004

Oh, Piro, you better modify!
posted by ifoughttheapemen at 11:39 AM on December 2, 2004

Not if it were PB & glass shard sandwich. The mod is only on the outside of the sammich.
posted by DonnieSticks at 12:50 PM on December 2, 2004

Now that I am "in the know" dear brother, you better watch your sammich.
posted by Lola_G at 1:33 PM on December 2, 2004

At first blush, I thought that 'The Sandwich Club' was going to be something sexual, something like 'The Mile-High Club', and would involve more than one partner.

Now that I know what it is, I'll have to say I'm disappointed.
posted by eclectist at 8:59 PM on December 2, 2004

At first blush, I thought that 'The Sandwich Club' was pretty funny, then I watched the videos and remembered I'm not 4 anymore, nor was I ever a keg sucking college frat kid.

Now that I know what it is, I'll have to say I think it's lame.
posted by dawdle at 9:04 PM on December 2, 2004