Fish Condo 2.0

June 8, 2007 11:16 AM

If you wanted a fish condo but couldn't afford to drop hundreds of dollars on your beta buddy, I have good news for you: Fish Bowl 2.0 is here to revolutionize the lives of your fish.
posted by BuddhaInABucket (12 comments total)

Hm. It says $85 on the page but shows up as $285 in the shopping cart
posted by winston at 11:28 AM on June 8, 2007

But remember, stylish decor is meaningless if you're drowning in your own piss.
posted by infinitywaltz at 11:33 AM on June 8, 2007 [3 favorites]

I'm awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid.
posted by Greg Nog at 11:41 AM on June 8, 2007 [3 favorites]

Does it use AJAX?
posted by Artifice_Eternity at 11:45 AM on June 8, 2007

Joey Skaggs is a Visionary!!!!
posted by Wink Ricketts at 12:13 PM on June 8, 2007

But remember, stylish decor is meaningless if you're drowning in your own piss.

I have known many a person over the years, drinking themselves to death in their overpriced, overdecorated condos, who fall into this category as well.
posted by davejay at 12:48 PM on June 8, 2007

“...drowning in your own piss.”

Please, I prefer drowning in my own urine.

Then, when I wake up swimming in a river of shit with shit coming out of my mouth in an never ending stream of shit that forms a vast shit river shared with my fellow shit-spewing-and-swimming damned, I'll scream a great agonized burst of shit from the pain of my acid etched cock and in terror of the enormous, throbbing thirty-foot long cock-monster with its lipless, toothy purple mouth alternately biting off the arms of the damned and spewing great gouts of bloody shit from deep within its fat cock belly.

Piss is unnecessarily vulgar—urine is equally descriptive and less likely to trigger shitty filtering software purchased by cocksucker IT department managers.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 2:02 PM on June 8, 2007

There has to be a way to make something like this. Anyone?
posted by LarryC at 2:21 PM on June 8, 2007

LarryC: a glassblower? Or maybe buy three acrylic bowls and cut out the appropriate holes and glue them back together with something non-toxic to fish.
posted by deborah at 3:13 PM on June 8, 2007

For that your fish will love you twice as much.

Alas, two times zero is still zero.
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 4:48 PM on June 8, 2007

I'm pretty sure your fish will love you more if you put it in at least a two gallon tank with a filtration system.
posted by Ian A.T. at 4:51 PM on June 8, 2007

Wait, I'm confused. The first link is just a discription of your second link. There is only one "fish condo" and it is $85.00. Not sure where the "hundreds of dollars" comes in.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 6:46 PM on June 8, 2007