The BIG Lebowski

May 5, 2010 7:40 AM

The porn industry has a long (no pun intended) history of making videos by messing with Hollywood film titles. And "A XXX Parody" has released its version of a MeFi favourite, which they didn't even bother to rename: The Big Lebowski (trailer: NSFW). Sacrilege!
posted by bwg (91 comments total)

huh, so thats what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
posted by The Whelk at 7:42 AM on May 5, 2010 [63 favorites]

I just felt like I was watching a low budget verbatim remake of the original, with a few more references to semen.
posted by JauntyFedora at 7:45 AM on May 5, 2010

I can imagine where it goes from there.
posted by shakespeherian at 7:45 AM on May 5, 2010 [10 favorites]

37MB mp4? No thankee.
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 7:45 AM on May 5, 2010

The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!

Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?

*cue music*
posted by Durn Bronzefist at 7:46 AM on May 5, 2010 [3 favorites]

he fixes the cable?
(yeah, easy one)
posted by darkripper at 7:48 AM on May 5, 2010 [3 favorites]

MeFi, this is not 'Nam. This is porn. There are rules.
posted by Halloween Jack at 7:49 AM on May 5, 2010 [1 favorite]

Regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in adult entertainment.
posted by shakespeherian at 7:50 AM on May 5, 2010 [3 favorites]

Maybe the plot in the porn version will actually make a bit more sense?

Oh, right... sacrilege.
posted by afx237vi at 7:53 AM on May 5, 2010 [1 favorite]

There are only, what two women in the entire movie? They'd have to do some creative re-casting to make it work as a legit porno.


unless they had like ..some Dude/Walter oh god I need bleach lots and lots of bleach oh god
posted by The Whelk at 7:53 AM on May 5, 2010 [2 favorites]

I cannot wait to see what erotic escapades evolve from the Dude's landlord's dance moderne.
posted by shakespeherian at 7:55 AM on May 5, 2010

Logjammin'!
posted by peeedro at 7:57 AM on May 5, 2010

Does it also contain a porn-movie-within-a-porn-movie called Logjammin'?
posted by vibrotronica at 7:59 AM on May 5, 2010 [2 favorites]

The contrarian in me wants to hate this movie just because I am so tired of hearing people quote it.
posted by Houyhnhnm at 8:00 AM on May 5, 2010

Does it also contain a porn-movie-within-a-porn-movie called Logjammin'?

The movie-within-the-movie turns out to be a terse and emotional political thriller.
posted by shakespeherian at 8:02 AM on May 5, 2010 [31 favorites]

Looks like the other Treehorn punk (not Wu) and O'Brien have been replaced with women.
posted by notsnot at 8:03 AM on May 5, 2010

So now the Porn industry is too lazy to even come up with a clever pun for the title of their parodies, they just slap ":A XXX Parody" onto the end of the regular title? Lame. The Big Lebowski even already includes at least two perfectly good porn titles everyone would have recognized - Logjammin' and Gutterballs.
posted by ecurtz at 8:08 AM on May 5, 2010

They also put out "Batman XXX", which is a porn parody of the 1960's Batman that has production values which are actually slightly higher than the 1960's Batman (and, let's be honest, acting which is slightly better than the 1960's Batman). I saw the trailer on YouTube but damned if I'm looking for it to post a link from work.
posted by Pope Guilty at 8:08 AM on May 5, 2010

I do Pope Guilty's dirty work for him
posted by The Whelk at 8:10 AM on May 5, 2010 [3 favorites]

OMIGOD THE DREAM SEQUENCES

SADDAM HUSSEIN FUCKING A OPERATIC VIKING IN A BOWLING ALLEY WHILE ROCKETTES DANCE BUSBY BERKELEY ROUTINES
posted by shakespeherian at 8:10 AM on May 5, 2010

Child porn is not the best of the web. I mean, come on, 8-year olds, Dude.
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 8:12 AM on May 5, 2010

Thanks, The Whelk, but I'm not watching a fucking commercial just so I can watch the TRAILER for pornography on the internet. What the Hell is wrong with society?
posted by ecurtz at 8:14 AM on May 5, 2010 [5 favorites]

I do Pope Guilty's dirty work for him

I always wanted a minion!
posted by Pope Guilty at 8:29 AM on May 5, 2010

Don't be fatuous, Guilty.
posted by fleetmouse at 8:33 AM on May 5, 2010

he peed on my rug!
posted by orme at 8:41 AM on May 5, 2010

There are only, what two women in the entire movie?

So it's probably not going to be commended as being strongly vaginal?
posted by kirkaracha at 8:46 AM on May 5, 2010 [4 favorites]

It's good, but it's no HungSucker Proxy.
posted by davidjmcgee at 8:47 AM on May 5, 2010 [5 favorites]

I thought people weren't supposed to do that to the Jesus.
posted by Sys Rq at 8:53 AM on May 5, 2010

The parody porn for Batman looks to be even more spot-on than Lebowski. That's saying something.
posted by davelog at 9:04 AM on May 5, 2010

Here's hoping Jesus is NOT a pederast in this version.
posted by brundlefly at 9:22 AM on May 5, 2010 [1 favorite]

You mean coitus?
posted by NationalKato at 9:23 AM on May 5, 2010

I'm just helping her conceive, man!
posted by brundlefly at 9:25 AM on May 5, 2010

And James Deen is in both!
posted by klangklangston at 9:30 AM on May 5, 2010

Does the Dude LOVE the Eagles, in this version?
posted by Danf at 9:34 AM on May 5, 2010

Say what you will about the advisability of creating lazy porn parodies, but at least it's an ethos.
posted by rusty at 9:37 AM on May 5, 2010 [2 favorites]

The parody porn for Batman looks to be even more spot-on than Lebowski.

In the name of all that is holy, it must have caption-thingies over the "action" scenes. Thrust! Biff! Kapow! Nnnnh! Don't Stop!
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 9:38 AM on May 5, 2010 [9 favorites]

So, in the Batman XXX, are we finally going to get to see Batman and Robin fuck each other?
posted by Saxon Kane at 9:40 AM on May 5, 2010 [1 favorite]

In the name of all that is holy, it must have caption-thingies over the "action" scenes. Thrust! Biff! Kapow! Nnnnh! Don't Stop!

Good news!
posted by Pope Guilty at 9:47 AM on May 5, 2010

huh, so thats what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass meet a stranger in the Alps.
posted by cmoj at 10:38 AM on May 5, 2010 [2 favorites]

"You see what happens Lawrence? You see what happens when you Find a stranger in the Alps????"

Hmm. That really doesn't work here anymore.
posted by Mcable at 10:39 AM on May 5, 2010

A really meta-parody would be to make a porno called Log Jammin' and then have a couple of fake Coen brothers movies starring characters from the porno movie within it.

Also, if this parody doesn't contain at least one person treating objects like women, I would be highly disappointed.
posted by jefeweiss at 10:41 AM on May 5, 2010

Maybe the plot in the porn version will actually make a bit more sense?

I think you meant to say "The story is ludicrous."
posted by condour75 at 10:47 AM on May 5, 2010

This looks like a natural, zesty enterprise.

Dude dudes are lame.
Get a life.

Well, I still jerk off manually.
posted by Smedleyman at 10:52 AM on May 5, 2010

Shouldn't that be An XXX ...?
posted by brokkr at 11:31 AM on May 5, 2010

Don't be fatuous.
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:39 AM on May 5, 2010

Well, I still jerk off manually.

Of course you do.
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 11:49 AM on May 5, 2010

I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea!
posted by moonbiter at 12:27 PM on May 5, 2010

Shouldn't that be An XXX ...?

I believe "XXX" is pronounced "triple X".
posted by Pope Guilty at 12:29 PM on May 5, 2010 [2 favorites]

If you think this is troubling, just wait for No Country for Lubed Men.
posted by cortex at 1:07 PM on May 5, 2010 [4 favorites]

Or Inglourious Assterds.
posted by Pendragon at 1:14 PM on May 5, 2010 [3 favorites]

Shakespeare it ain't.
posted by mazola at 1:21 PM on May 5, 2010

"Fuck the slut up, Donnie!"
posted by mosk at 2:30 PM on May 5, 2010 [3 favorites]

If there were such a thing as a non-skeezy porn shop, I think I would collect porn versions of pop culture; the whole thing is hilarious to me.

Please don't recommend a place online, there is no way I'll be doing that.
posted by paisley henosis at 3:34 PM on May 5, 2010

Bwahahahahaha! That's marvellous!
posted by evilcolonel at 3:39 PM on May 5, 2010

Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
posted by kirkaracha at 3:47 PM on May 5, 2010

The Chubsucker Proxy?

Fargo-nads?
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 3:56 PM on May 5, 2010

Hey, careful, man, there's a beaverage here!
posted by kram175 at 4:02 PM on May 5, 2010

A Serious Glans
posted by Sys Rq at 4:06 PM on May 5, 2010

No Cuntry for Old Men
posted by mosk at 4:14 PM on May 5, 2010 [1 favorite]

Fucking Arizona.
posted by The Whelk at 4:15 PM on May 5, 2010

ecurtz: "So now the Porn industry is too lazy to even come up with a clever pun for the title of their parodies, they just slap ":A XXX Parody" onto the end of the regular title? Lame. The Big Lebowski even already includes at least two perfectly good porn titles everyone would have recognized - Logjammin' and Gutterballs."

It's probably a heck of a lot easier to find a Big Lebowski porn movie if it has the original title in the name.
posted by graventy at 4:23 PM on May 5, 2010

Barton Twink
posted by brundlefly at 4:27 PM on May 5, 2010

Obviously you're not golfers.
posted by doublehappy at 4:31 PM on May 5, 2010

Miller's Tossing
posted by cortex at 4:32 PM on May 5, 2010

O Brother! O BROTHER!

The Ladyscrewers.

Carpet Burns After Reaming.
posted by The Whelk at 4:35 PM on May 5, 2010

Burn After Contracting Gonorrhea
posted by Sys Rq at 4:35 PM on May 5, 2010

No one can forget my frenemies mostly girl/girl romp:
The devil wears nada. I have the copyright for the name, just in case i really do direct porn.
posted by djduckie at 5:24 PM on May 5, 2010

NEED MORE PUNS.
posted by stratastar at 5:36 PM on May 5, 2010

PUN IN THE BUN
posted by The Whelk at 5:39 PM on May 5, 2010

The Big Leboneski
posted by loquacious at 5:43 PM on May 5, 2010

Boned Simple?
posted by ennui.bz at 6:07 PM on May 5, 2010

Raising Ari's Boner?
posted by ennui.bz at 6:09 PM on May 5, 2010

Dildo
posted by Sys Rq at 6:26 PM on May 5, 2010

A *serious* Man.


Implying that he has a large penis!
posted by mazola at 6:28 PM on May 5, 2010

"the Man Who Wasn't There ...To See His Wife get Fucked By Like a Whole Bunch Of Guys"
posted by The Whelk at 7:06 PM on May 5, 2010 [3 favorites]

I just dropped in to see what condition this thread was in.


answer: AWESOME
posted by dubold at 7:53 PM on May 5, 2010

OMG! My husband would love this! I'm ordering it for him right now!

...

And they did one of Big Bang Theory too! And X-Files! OMG IT'S LIKE LIVE-ACTION FANFIC!

Thank you so very much for introducing me to this genre of movie.
posted by Jacqueline at 8:19 PM on May 5, 2010 [4 favorites]

Barton Fuck
posted by Mikey-San at 8:19 PM on May 5, 2010

Ho Country for Old Men
posted by Mikey-San at 8:20 PM on May 5, 2010

legally boned

the bone supremacy (et al)

Humperto D

Skank (that being the porn about a girl who wakes up to find she must sexually gratify so many other people per hour or she will die (crank parody)).

Thank you for stroking
posted by djduckie at 8:25 PM on May 5, 2010

The cinematography is really, really good.

One of the shots is strangely flat and out of place for the rest of the excellence.
posted by jscott at 9:18 PM on May 5, 2010

Boned Anal Rimming
posted by shakespeherian at 9:27 PM on May 5, 2010

Bone After Reading.
posted by kirkaracha at 9:41 PM on May 5, 2010

That must be exhausting.
posted by wobh at 9:48 PM on May 5, 2010

Intolerable Cruelty.
posted by kirkaracha at 10:00 PM on May 5, 2010 [1 favorite]

O BROTHER, BEAR ART THOU
posted by koeselitz at 10:54 PM on May 5, 2010

THE LADYFILLERS
posted by koeselitz at 11:04 PM on May 5, 2010

Miller's Crossdressing
posted by mosk at 1:43 AM on May 6, 2010

The Man Who Was Always In There.
posted by stratastar at 7:04 AM on May 6, 2010

How to (run a) train (on) your drag queen.

I could probably turn popular movie titles in to perverse statements for a living.
posted by djduckie at 8:04 AM on May 6, 2010

Dick Hertz.

no, wait...
posted by Smedleyman at 12:16 PM on May 6, 2010