Finally, you can mix The Price Is Right and CSI:Miami

May 13, 2010 7:26 PM

Instants! Fun is a smorgasbord of single-serving-site sounds, a central web collector of effects, clips and quotes, starting with the daddy of them all (previously), INSTANT RIMSHOT! (called BADUMTSS! here to put it first in the alphabetical arrangement) and including most of the sounds featured here, and more! (via)

A pretty comprehensive collection, although a few of the sounds aren't the 'original version' (odd, since this Estonian site doesn't otherwise worry about Intellectual Property issues). Some less-than-perfect labeling: the "Price Is Right Loser" sound is "SAD TUBA" and "WAKAWAKA" is Pac Man, not Fozzie Bear. Musically, "Yakety Sax" is labeled "BENNY HILL" (sigh), "Mahna Mahna" is "MUPPETS", and "Surfin' Bird" is "BIRD IS THE WORD". The Rick Roll (ahem) is here too, labeled as EPIC?! And YEAHHHH! is out of alpha order because it's the CSI:Miami/Who YEAHHH. No Billy Mays or Ed McMahon yet, but the Instants! guy is taking suggestions. And yes, there's a portable version (iPhone support coming soon, if Steve Jobs will let him).

And the sound files are allowed to overlap while playing, allowing you to mix it up as fast as your mouse can move. Victory!

posted by oneswellfoop (16 comments total)

Not one fart noise?
posted by mccarty.tim at 7:33 PM on May 13, 2010

Also, it needs to be HTML5 so that people can use it on their iPads on the go.
posted by mccarty.tim at 7:34 PM on May 13, 2010 [2 favorites]

so that people can use it on their iPads on the go

What are you McFly, chicken? [presses button on chest which makes clucking noise]
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 7:38 PM on May 13, 2010 [5 favorites]

I don't think the Mortal Kombat sounds are the 'original version' either, and 'Mahna Mahna' isn't the whole song, and 'Bird is the Word' is the Family Guy version, not the Trashmen one, and, man, I'm a nerd.
posted by box at 7:44 PM on May 13, 2010

Labeling the button that plays Yakety Sax as "Benny Hill" is not less than perfect in this context. It is extra perfect.
posted by rahnefan at 7:57 PM on May 13, 2010

I added the (sigh) knowing I'd be in the minority on this opinion (and out of step with The Internet), but I believe that "Yakety Sax" itself is MUCH MORE than "the Benny Hill Song"
posted by oneswellfoop at 8:00 PM on May 13, 2010 [1 favorite]

Avast brought up a malicious URL alert on that instantrimshot link.
posted by dunkadunc at 8:05 PM on May 13, 2010

dunkadunc: "Avast brought up a malicious URL alert on that instantrimshot link."

didn't for me, must be an ad or something else on the page
posted by deezil at 8:20 PM on May 13, 2010

After the voice said "virus has been detected" in Advast I played the rimshot and it seemed natural
posted by wheelieman at 9:25 PM on May 13, 2010 [2 favorites]

It's the same Instant Rimshot link as the previous posts used. Must be an ad on the page; I've had other older links compromised. But that's just ONE MORE REASON THE INSTANTS! AGGREGATOR* PAGE IS SO COOL.

and why couldn't I remember the word "aggregator" when I was writing this post? my mind is seriously slipping. next thing I'll be forgetting other MeFites like CWittyMike...
posted by oneswellfoop at 9:30 PM on May 13, 2010

Best of the web. WIN.
posted by jefficator at 6:41 AM on May 14, 2010

[tig]
posted by sciurus at 7:22 AM on May 14, 2010

I'm still trying to find the sound that the Flintstones make when they 'rev up' their feet before the car gets going.
posted by mattholomew at 9:22 AM on May 14, 2010

You have no idea how useful it is to have these running in the background in a Chemistry Lecture and hit the right one at the pedagocially appropriate point.....
posted by lalochezia at 9:56 AM on May 14, 2010

I'm still trying to find the sound that the Flintstones make when they 'rev up' their feet before the car gets going.

They have a soundboard for that. H-B and Rhino Records put out a CD of toon SFX a few years ago; 90+ sounds and some annoying voice tracks NOT by the original voices, but a treasure at under $10 used or $20 new. But if you must have everything, you can get a collection of 2,243 sounds (I didn't know they made that many; I'd have guessed about 300, you hear some repeated so often) for only $495.
posted by oneswellfoop at 10:24 AM on May 14, 2010

Not one fart noise?

Sure.









Oh, not on the web site. No.
posted by Smedleyman at 11:37 AM on May 14, 2010