Poo Flip

February 2, 2019 4:20 PM

First watch the ‼️ NSFW ‼️ video (Twitter | Threadreader), then read the story behind it (ALSO NSFW).
posted by Johnny Wallflower (72 comments total)

JESUS WHY
posted by Homo neanderthalensis at 4:22 PM on February 2, 2019 [4 favorites]

That's it Johnny you're out of my will
posted by moonmilk at 4:25 PM on February 2, 2019 [16 favorites]

First watch the ‼️ NSFW ‼️ video

Thanks but no.
posted by octothorpe at 4:31 PM on February 2, 2019 [12 favorites]

So that happened…
posted by los pantalones del muerte at 4:36 PM on February 2, 2019

Before I dig into this are the original people from Australia? Because... you know Australia has a reputation.
posted by Ashwagandha at 4:37 PM on February 2, 2019 [6 favorites]

Metafilter: Like finding a second Zapruder film, but for poop.
posted by under_petticoat_rule at 4:38 PM on February 2, 2019 [25 favorites]

I was hoping I'd get "the story behind (wow, OP, missed the hanging curve there) it" here in the comments, but I guess it's on to the second link (really 2000 words on this?).

As a public service to those who follow:

> The poo-flipper, who requested anonymity, said over DM that, “There wasn’t a toilet around, so I said ‘I’m gonna do a poo flip, film this.’ They didn’t understand but filmed it anyway.”
posted by bunbury at 4:38 PM on February 2, 2019 [7 favorites]

NSFW? More like NSFAITRM (Not Safe For Anyone In Their Right Mind). And please replace the "KeepMeFiClassy" tag with "KeepMeFiWeird" or even "KeepMeFiWeirderThanAnyPlaceOnStevenUniverse".
posted by oneswellfoop at 4:40 PM on February 2, 2019 [4 favorites]

are the original people from Australia?

🛎 DING DING DING DING DING
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 4:41 PM on February 2, 2019 [13 favorites]

> Before I dig into this are the original people from Australia? Because... you know Australia has a reputation.

Jesus Christ, they are. Is this some kind of a thing down under?
posted by bunbury at 4:42 PM on February 2, 2019 [4 favorites]

Looked more up over to me.
posted by flabdablet at 4:43 PM on February 2, 2019 [4 favorites]

That was ... AMAZING
posted by photoslob at 4:45 PM on February 2, 2019 [2 favorites]

Remember that time I made a post that was like 30 links to different variations of Smash Mouth's All Star and everyone was all like, "Mods, please delete Fizz.".

Well, where is your God now?
posted by Fizz at 4:46 PM on February 2, 2019 [39 favorites]

I can’t help it, I’m impressed.
posted by amanda at 4:46 PM on February 2, 2019 [4 favorites]

There seems to be some escalation in this Week of Poo on MetaFilter. I mean, I'm enjoying it more than I should, but this cannot come out well in the end.
posted by sjswitzer at 4:48 PM on February 2, 2019 [6 favorites]

As I asked previously, is there a theme or plot happening here? (or odd scatalogical obsession?)
posted by sammyo at 4:48 PM on February 2, 2019

That was ... AMAZING

I thought it was a gutsy effort.
posted by flabdablet at 4:48 PM on February 2, 2019 [6 favorites]

I had just watched TLC’s music video for “No Scrubs” immediately before this post. I believe this guy qualifies as a scrub.
posted by inflatablekiwi at 4:50 PM on February 2, 2019 [1 favorite]

this cannot come out well in the end

Looked like it came out very well indeed. Landing might have been dubious though.
posted by flabdablet at 4:50 PM on February 2, 2019 [2 favorites]

Oh god! I just realized. There’s going to be a poo flip challenge on social media isn’t there?
posted by inflatablekiwi at 4:53 PM on February 2, 2019 [11 favorites]

I didn’t know this was physically possible.
posted by SageLeVoid at 4:54 PM on February 2, 2019 [4 favorites]

Somehow this adds a footnote to the previous thread on the purported demise of the weird internet. Walter Miller, you have been bested.
posted by sjswitzer at 4:54 PM on February 2, 2019

sammyo: is there a theme or plot happening here?

Last month there was a prize for the best post about poop.

I don't really have an excuse for this one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 4:55 PM on February 2, 2019 [3 favorites]

Have you considered going back to dogs?
posted by thelonius at 4:57 PM on February 2, 2019 [12 favorites]

I do not wish to view a compilation of dog poo flips.
posted by flabdablet at 5:03 PM on February 2, 2019 [3 favorites]

Have you considered going back to dogs?

As you wish.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 5:04 PM on February 2, 2019 [1 favorite]

I don't really have an excuse for this one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Prolly just woke up feeling a bit scatty.

(rimshot)
posted by flabdablet at 5:08 PM on February 2, 2019 [1 favorite]

So that's what, a nice solid Bristol 4?
posted by los pantalones del muerte at 5:08 PM on February 2, 2019 [11 favorites]

inflatablekiwi: I had just watched TLC’s music video for “No Scrubs” immediately before this post. I believe this guy qualifies as a scrub.

Great, now I have the opening four notes of “No Scrubs” playing in my head with the new lyrics “A scrub is a guy who poops in the air, before he lands in the wa-terrrr”.
posted by dr_dank at 5:16 PM on February 2, 2019 [8 favorites]

What I can’t stop thinking about are those first few seconds after he came up for air and realized that there was now a toilet and he was in it

pantalones: no, that was soft and extremely alcohol-influenced

man, things ain’t never the same after you’ve seen a dude’s stew
posted by Countess Elena at 5:23 PM on February 2, 2019 [15 favorites]

If you are the sort of person who knows that you have zero interest in anything that might be called “the Poo Flip,” close your web browser now.

Oh yes, thank you for that.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 5:24 PM on February 2, 2019 [2 favorites]

What I can’t stop thinking about are those first few seconds after he came up for air and realizes that there was now a toilet and he was in it

A wise man once told me the key to taking a shit in the ocean is timing the waves just right so you don't get skidmarks on your back. The poo flip wins points for style, but not practicality.
posted by peeedro at 5:27 PM on February 2, 2019 [1 favorite]

What I can’t stop thinking about are those first few seconds after he came up for air and realized that there was now a toilet and he was in it,

Thanks to the deep ocean outfalls, it's less common these days for Sydneysiders to be swimming in human waste. Still, you might want to take a pass if anyone offers you a Bondi cigar.
posted by zamboni at 5:41 PM on February 2, 2019 [1 favorite]

man, things ain’t never the same after you’ve seen a dude’s stew

Immediately recognizable as Achewood. Nice.
posted by Special Agent Dale Cooper at 5:43 PM on February 2, 2019 [5 favorites]

Fizz, not only do I remember that post, but I have several friends with whom I regularly talk about some of the versions. Your post lives on!
posted by Emmy Rae at 5:54 PM on February 2, 2019 [1 favorite]

(Dramatic NBC Nightly News music plays) 🎶

Lester Holt: Tonight, a dangerous new trend has parents concerned, and beach goers wondering when it will be safe again to enter the water. What you and your family need to know this evening about the poo flip challenge.
posted by inflatablekiwi at 6:12 PM on February 2, 2019 [8 favorites]

Remember that time I made a post that was like 30 links to different variations of Smash Mouth's All Star and everyone was all like, "Mods, please delete Fizz.".

Please supply a link so I can go favorite this.
posted by she's not there at 6:13 PM on February 2, 2019 [2 favorites]

Here ya go: “Somebody once told me...”
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 6:18 PM on February 2, 2019 [4 favorites]

I was expecting a dog.

Not sure if that would have been better or worse.
posted by rpfields at 6:23 PM on February 2, 2019 [1 favorite]

I’m not sure which impresses me more, the backwards flip out of the water or that serious suction action.
posted by dephlogisticated at 6:32 PM on February 2, 2019 [2 favorites]

Jesus Christ, they are. Is this some kind of a thing down under?

NO IT IS FUCKING NOT
posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 6:32 PM on February 2, 2019 [17 favorites]

amazing.
posted by lazaruslong at 6:52 PM on February 2, 2019

Poo-Flipper and bystanders should be thankful it came out in one solid piece instead of a more mushy/watery consistency.
posted by cynical pinnacle at 6:55 PM on February 2, 2019 [1 favorite]

At first I thought the guy was in over his head, then it turned out he was just full of shit.
posted by under_petticoat_rule at 7:09 PM on February 2, 2019 [6 favorites]

Never have I been more thrilled and ashamed to mash that “watch again”button.
posted by ejs at 7:17 PM on February 2, 2019 [5 favorites]

Flagged as ScatFilter.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 7:19 PM on February 2, 2019

Back in my day we watched tubgirl.gif and goatse.cx and 2girls1cup uphill both ways without flinching ... wait, what's the other thing, oh yeah it haunts us to this very day
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 7:27 PM on February 2, 2019 [2 favorites]

Don’t forget lemon party
posted by ejs at 7:29 PM on February 2, 2019 [2 favorites]

At least lemon party was just a bunch of old dudes enjoying each other's company, if I'm remembering correctly. The rest...people are weirdos.
posted by maxwelton at 8:47 PM on February 2, 2019

At least lemon party was just a bunch of old dudes enjoying each other's company, if I'm remembering correctly.

Shock and revulsion over lemon party was just a toxic admixture of ageism and homophobia.
posted by mandolin conspiracy at 9:00 PM on February 2, 2019 [8 favorites]

Okay, it appears there was a US precedent.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 9:05 PM on February 2, 2019

Since we're talking about butts and Smashmouth, it's only fair to share this: 1 hr of Guy Fieri Eating in Reverse with Hyenas and Smashmouth.
posted by peeedro at 9:21 PM on February 2, 2019 [3 favorites]

I clicked the OP links but I am NOT going to click the reverse-eating links of anyone, least of all Guy Fieri. No way, nohow.
posted by sjswitzer at 9:53 PM on February 2, 2019

dog you say?
posted by zengargoyle at 10:05 PM on February 2, 2019 [2 favorites]

came for the BTS of the video, stayed for the insight into freebooting
posted by numaner at 11:33 PM on February 2, 2019

In the southern hemisphere, poop goes the other way, in rather than out, sorta like cyclones.
posted by DJZouke at 4:37 AM on February 3, 2019 [9 favorites]

As GCU Sweet And Full Of Grace said: chocolate thunder from down under.

I have to admit I'm impressed and also horrified. Like yes, you have a talent, please go away.
posted by biscotti at 5:56 AM on February 3, 2019 [7 favorites]

Oh hell no.
posted by Splunge at 9:39 AM on February 3, 2019

Always read the tags. Always read the tags. Always read the tags.Always read the tags.
posted by Splunge at 9:40 AM on February 3, 2019 [3 favorites]

My mind kept returning to this during the (kind of boring) sermon at church today. I mean, for what it was, it was perfectly executed. If I tried, poop would be all over the dock thing and/or my legs, and the jump would be a pathetic hop where I'd barely clear the ledge.
posted by Fig at 10:34 AM on February 3, 2019 [6 favorites]

In the southern hemisphere, poop goes the other way, in rather than out, sorta like cyclones.

Ah yes, the Coriolanus effect
posted by Cogito at 10:41 AM on February 3, 2019 [11 favorites]

Me right now.
posted by Greasy Eyed Gristle Man at 1:04 PM on February 3, 2019 [2 favorites]

Please add the batshitinsane tag.

Don’t forget lemon party

cakefarts (the original)
posted by bendy at 4:54 PM on February 3, 2019 [2 favorites]

I have a very long todo list that I've been procrastinating on, a lot of which needs to be accomplished today. And now I've fallen down a rabbit hole poop chute. Thanks, Johnny Wallflower.
posted by bendy at 5:06 PM on February 3, 2019 [2 favorites]

bunbury: (wow, OP, missed the hanging curve there)

Actually, the hanging curve is well represented in the video.
posted by emelenjr at 5:10 PM on February 3, 2019 [4 favorites]

This thread is now the third link on Google for poo flip. Something something monetize.
posted by inflatablekiwi at 6:05 PM on February 3, 2019 [4 favorites]

And first on Duckduckgo. I'd be happier if it were number two on both.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 6:31 PM on February 3, 2019 [8 favorites]

moar like go duck duck amirite
posted by flabdablet at 10:37 PM on February 3, 2019 [2 favorites]

did anybody find disturbing how--how shall I say--uninterrupted the poo was? Like, in addition to all the other wonders of this, does that guy just have a colon of steel?
posted by angrycat at 1:44 PM on February 4, 2019 [1 favorite]

that's not rare, if you eat enough fiber and protein you could have a nice long uninterrupted poo too. although they usually break off near the anus as the part that hits the toiletbowl starts curling.
posted by numaner at 4:07 PM on February 4, 2019

I remember someone on Mefi used the term, "cobra", for when an exemplary poo was done; all coiled and deadly. I am not sure where I am going with this but now I look at the Australians surrounding me and wonder if giant snakes will emerge...
posted by jadepearl at 7:34 PM on February 4, 2019 [3 favorites]

It should be noted that we've always been more about your brown snakes than your cobras.
posted by flabdablet at 10:52 PM on February 4, 2019