Severe Monkey Peen
October 28, 2020 7:02 PM Subscribe
Big Pharma teams up with Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters to help fight back against Big Bean in a new ad for Freshpotix, a pharmaceutical cure for coffee addiction.
I'm concerned that Dave Grohl is slowly turning into George Lucas.
posted by selfnoise at 7:22 PM on October 28, 2020 [3 favorites]
posted by selfnoise at 7:22 PM on October 28, 2020 [3 favorites]
Guys I think this might not be a real product
posted by RustyBrooks at 8:00 PM on October 28, 2020 [1 favorite]
posted by RustyBrooks at 8:00 PM on October 28, 2020 [1 favorite]
- let's take a closer look at that carafe bong, it seems plausible
- Tinselscrote needs to be a band yesterday
posted by Halloween Jack at 8:03 PM on October 28, 2020 [5 favorites]
- Tinselscrote needs to be a band yesterday
posted by Halloween Jack at 8:03 PM on October 28, 2020 [5 favorites]
wait, oxford commas are not a negative effect!
posted by Clowder of bats at 8:13 PM on October 28, 2020 [5 favorites]
posted by Clowder of bats at 8:13 PM on October 28, 2020 [5 favorites]
They'll have to pry my mug out of my cold, dead, yet still shaking hands...
posted by jim in austin at 9:36 PM on October 28, 2020
posted by jim in austin at 9:36 PM on October 28, 2020
Tinselscrote needs to be a band yesterday
How is tinselscrote.com not already squatted‽
posted by a complicated history at 6:16 AM on October 29, 2020
How is tinselscrote.com not already squatted‽
posted by a complicated history at 6:16 AM on October 29, 2020
I approve this message.
posted by jabah at 6:31 AM on October 29, 2020 [1 favorite]
posted by jabah at 6:31 AM on October 29, 2020 [1 favorite]
After my husband and I saw this commercial parody, we became prone to muttering things like "a condition known as hot dog finger" at each other at random moments. I'm pleased to know that this will give us many more options for the future!
posted by PussKillian at 6:46 AM on October 29, 2020
posted by PussKillian at 6:46 AM on October 29, 2020
Addiction is funny.
As far back as I can remember, coffee humor has drawn on these comparisons to more serious or more detrimental addictions, for better or worse.
But for real, if there was a product that took away my coffee desires, I'd take it (and risk the oxford commas).
posted by Dip Flash at 7:01 AM on October 29, 2020
As far back as I can remember, coffee humor has drawn on these comparisons to more serious or more detrimental addictions, for better or worse.
But for real, if there was a product that took away my coffee desires, I'd take it (and risk the oxford commas).
posted by Dip Flash at 7:01 AM on October 29, 2020
Side effects were comparable to those who received the placebo in clinical trials.
posted by waving at 7:10 AM on October 29, 2020
posted by waving at 7:10 AM on October 29, 2020
Yeah monkey peen is common enough that distinguishing a side effect from just the baseline rate is hard with small sample sizes. When it happens to you, and it will, you just gotta hope you've got a special schmoopy that's up for ook play.
posted by GCU Sweet and Full of Grace at 8:09 AM on October 29, 2020
posted by GCU Sweet and Full of Grace at 8:09 AM on October 29, 2020
Guys I think this might not be a real product
But it has a logo pen and everything!
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 11:46 AM on October 29, 2020
But it has a logo pen and everything!
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 11:46 AM on October 29, 2020
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