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Sarah Palin to resign
July 3, 2009 12:58 PM   RSS feed for this thread Subscribe

Sarah Palin will resign from her position as Alaska Governor. ;-)
posted by Stewriffic (1364 comments total) 53 users marked this as a favorite

Why? No one seems to say why?
posted by Gungho at 12:59 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


“Ms. Palin made the statement after returning from a recent unannounced trip to Argentina.”
posted by koeselitz at 1:00 PM on July 3 [71 favorites has favorites]


Either she's running in 2012, or she's trying to capitalize on the recent Vanity Fair article and portray herself as a colossal victim.

Or, less likely and even better, someone's got something on her and it's coming out any minute....
posted by nevercalm at 1:01 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Are you suggesting that she's giving up politics for steak? Because that sounds reasonable enough to me!
posted by danb at 1:01 PM on July 3


On a friday of a long holiday weekend, no less. Please let there be more to this.
posted by R. Mutt at 1:01 PM on July 3 [7 favorites has favorites]


So this pretty much derails any future political aspirations......right?
posted by Senor Cardgage at 1:01 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Why? No one seems to say why?

That's because she didn't give a reason. Which is incredibly weird - even if it's a little BSy, resigning pols tend to say something like "To focus on my family" or "to spend more time with my dying wife" or "because I need to focus on my chilli recipe." Her total lack of explanation is... well, freaky.
posted by Tomorrowful at 1:02 PM on July 3 [5 favorites has favorites]


Wait, when? Is she just not seeking re-election or is she actually resigning the post of governor? When is this "governor's picnic"??
posted by Electrius at 1:02 PM on July 3


Shit. I told her not to do this. The public must understand that ours is a love story. For the ages.

She didn't want to hear it, of course, and tried to go back to her husband. But I warned her; you can't go back. Ever.
posted by Eideteker at 1:03 PM on July 3 [37 favorites has favorites]


I guess Vanity Fair hurt hooh po widdow feeewuns.
posted by notsnot at 1:04 PM on July 3 [7 favorites has favorites]


"Leaving office" makes it sound like it's effective immediately, but who knows. We all will, soon enough
posted by echo target at 1:04 PM on July 3


Either she's running in 2012, or she's trying to capitalize on the recent Vanity Fair article and portray herself as a colossal victim.

Or, less likely and even better, someone's got something on her and it's coming out any minute....


Naw. Even better would be she's running in 2012 and someone's got something on her and is sitting on it until then.
posted by juv3nal at 1:04 PM on July 3 [5 favorites has favorites]



Wow. These last few weeks have been crazy-go-nuts. Might this have been the result of fallout from the Vanity Fair article?
posted by Dr-Baa at 1:05 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


I was about to get all OH NO YOU DINT about putting a smiley emoticon on the FPP but then I realized it was winking! Winking like Sarah Palin! And now I think it's brilliant.
posted by Justinian at 1:05 PM on July 3 [75 favorites has favorites]


Palin 2012
posted by ook at 1:05 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


The NYT is saying she will transfer power to the lieutenant governor by the end of the month.
posted by oaf at 1:06 PM on July 3


apparently, middle america demands more PALIN!
posted by Heliochrome85 at 1:06 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


god knows i dont.
posted by Heliochrome85 at 1:07 PM on July 3


Justinian: I'm glad you got it. ;-)
posted by Stewriffic at 1:07 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


This is fishy.
posted by milarepa at 1:07 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


I saw the ;-) in the title of this post and thought, ugh, it's some kind of silly joke-thing, or maybe she said "I'll resign when and only when pigs fly" and somebody strapped a hog to a hang-glider so lulz. But... no. Really is Sarah Palin quitting, abruptly and without explanation.
posted by Tomorrowful at 1:07 PM on July 3


I defer to someone more smarty than me on this, but wouldnt not finishing out her one term as Governor pretty much make a presidential bid for her poisonous?

Is there a precedent for this?
posted by Senor Cardgage at 1:07 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Why should we believe her? The woman lies about everything.
posted by grounded at 1:07 PM on July 3 [16 favorites has favorites]


Fox News offer her a better job?
posted by Tenuki at 1:07 PM on July 3 [8 favorites has favorites]


You know, Sanford did say that he had "crossed lines" with other women. And I'm sure he and Palin have been in the same gatherings on quite a few occasions the last few years.
posted by Pater Aletheias at 1:07 PM on July 3 [22 favorites has favorites]


She's probably taking a job at Fox.

It's hard work actually being a politician. You've gotta do things and know stuff. TV commentator? So much better. And more lucrative. And she's got to jump on a job while her stock's up and their offering the big bux.
posted by chasing at 1:08 PM on July 3 [15 favorites has favorites]


Perhaps now, having had time to reflect on the media coverage of the presidential campaign, she realized, You know what, I am too gosh-darn incompetent to run a state government! Those folks were right! Thank God I didn't become vice-president!
posted by klangklangston at 1:08 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


We Win! Ding-Dong, The Stupiid Witch is Dead!

Now she'll have time for that newspaper-reading tutor!
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 1:08 PM on July 3


Imagine that, Palin gave their version to Fox News:
Todd Palin told FOX News that his wife will concentrate on "doing the things for Alaska and the country" that she is passionate about and can not do as governor with the limitation and constant opposition she deals with within the state.

posted by benzenedream at 1:08 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Or, Ted Stevens' love-child, you betcha!
posted by klangklangston at 1:09 PM on July 3


The New York Times article actually stated some kind of reason -- they say that she sait it was because of "a desire to affect change outside of government."
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 1:09 PM on July 3


How weird.

If she's resigning to focus on a run for prez in 2012, isn't it usually better to do that as a sitting governer, and not a Fox talking head? I mean,

what
posted by rtha at 1:09 PM on July 3


Please, please, please let there be a colossal scandal in the offing. I need to dust off my schadenfreude.
posted by the littlest brussels sprout at 1:09 PM on July 3 [27 favorites has favorites]


Huh. I didn't see that coming.
posted by wsp at 1:09 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


She just realized she can see the universe from her house.
posted by CynicalKnight at 1:10 PM on July 3 [10 favorites has favorites]


Did we really need a smiley face on this? Granted, DRILL BABY DRILL made me want to drill holes in people's heads, but..

Yeah. No explanation. Can she really be trying to combine a "The media hates me :(" with "I just want to do whats right for America" into "I quit so that they can stop picking me so I can run the country?" No... just.. no.. doesn't make... . sense... yet maybe it would to people who wore "DRILL BABY DRILL" buttons?

Something's so weird about this. I wonder what shoe was/is about to drop.
posted by cavalier at 1:10 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


It turns out she was actually born in Kenya!
posted by Biblio at 1:10 PM on July 3 [20 favorites has favorites]


Apparently keeping an eye on Russia and being Governor was a bit much for her.
posted by contrariwise at 1:11 PM on July 3 [7 favorites has favorites]


I certainly can't recall any example of someone resigning their current office, much less a first-term Governorship, to run for President. It sounds crazy.

But then again, this is Sarah Palin we're talking about.
posted by darkstar at 1:11 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


a desire to affect change outside of government

Whatever happened to 'I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a "community organizer," except that you have actual responsibilities'?
posted by shakespeherian at 1:11 PM on July 3 [25 favorites has favorites]


nevercalm - probably both and it won't hurt her. I give at week until we hear how the lefty Nobama Hitler drove her out during his relentless campaign to destroy America (which, in case you haven't heard, is over.)

I'm starting to think this repub/Limbaugh meme about American being over is their way of dealing with their party being over.

I'd say she picked the holiday weekend because she wanted no news competition.

By the way, if I recall correctly, that lake she was standing in front of for the speech has no fish. Thanks in large part to her hard work on the part of the great state of Alaska.
posted by Lesser Shrew at 1:12 PM on July 3


This is pretty surprising, I mean Palin has survived a lot of controversies and I mean a lot. I can't imagine what would make her resign without even putting up a fight first.
posted by whoaali at 1:12 PM on July 3


I don't generally think of myself as a gossip-hound, but in the wake of the Sanford saga and how that went from a mildly strange event to an outright tragic drama, all I can think of right now, RE Sarah Palin, is:

PLEASE let there be dirt!
posted by darkstar at 1:13 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


It's also possible the whole "Trig is Bristol's baby" rumor was actually true.
posted by Biblio at 1:13 PM on July 3


Already being discussed in the open Palin thread. But, I guess conversation will continue here.
posted by ericb at 1:15 PM on July 3


I saw this post and thought it was one of those joke news pages where you could type in someone's name and their fake crimes, but confirmed it on MSNBC and CNN. What a way to kick off the holiday weekend. Yeehaw.
posted by MegoSteve at 1:16 PM on July 3


Fox News offer her a better job?

Please Lord, I hope so. That's something I would pledge money to- the Put Sarah Palin On TV to Keep Her Out of the White House fund.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 1:16 PM on July 3 [5 favorites has favorites]


I suspect that Rush is stepping down to run for president, and they need to fill his spot...

and, now that I've made that joke, I've scared myself...
posted by HuronBob at 1:16 PM on July 3 [6 favorites has favorites]


CNN stated that it had to do with focusing on her (no doubt ghost-written) book and her 2012 aspirations.
posted by Saxon Kane at 1:17 PM on July 3


Dear Mrs. palin,

thank you for getting out of politics. now i never want to see or hear from you ever again.

This is my only wish.

However i do want your not-so-son-in-law Levi "Hockey" Johnson to continue to write editorials for somethingawful.com . He is way more entertaining and interesting then you will ever be.
posted by djduckie at 1:17 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


I am watching a tape of the press conference. Wow. She's all over the place. Hyped-up. Rambling.

"The national media has been gunning for this point guard; I've had my eye on the basket all this time; it's time to pass the ball; I can do better outside of government; horrible things said about my son Trig; we need more Trigs in this world; kudos to the brave soliders in Kosovo, etc."

Very strange, indeed.
posted by ericb at 1:17 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


your not-so-son-in-law Levi "Hockey" Johnson ...

49 Minutes With Levi Johnston -- "In town for a few days, the most famous father in Wasilla talks about his possible TV fame and tattoo removal."
posted by ericb at 1:19 PM on July 3


If journalism is the first draft of histroy, what's the first draft of journalism? This:

"By leaving office early, Ms. Palin will be able to travel around the country more freely and not have to deal with the constraints of being a governor." -- New York Times

That's the best you could do, NYT? Really? Dontcha think maybe if that was the reason, they wouldn't drop the bombshell announcement at 4 p.m. on a holiday Friday?

There's definitely something afoot with the ethics investigations. Can't wait.
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 1:20 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


Seriously though, she's resigning to devote all her time to footrace training.
posted by Dr-Baa at 1:20 PM on July 3


*fingers crossed for affair with Levi Johnston*
posted by the littlest brussels sprout at 1:21 PM on July 3 [18 favorites has favorites]


"The national media has been gunning for this point guard; I've had my eye on the basket all this time; it's time to pass the ball;

Pass the ball? But you just left the game, you idiot. What the hell?
posted by rtha at 1:21 PM on July 3 [11 favorites has favorites]


Quitter.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 1:21 PM on July 3 [17 favorites has favorites]


Shorter Palin:

I'm dumping this two-bit state Governorship so I can work on winning the Presidency while my wingnut base still likes me. Screw you, Alaska!
posted by darkstar at 1:22 PM on July 3 [5 favorites has favorites]


It's a classic trick to lure Obama out of hiding. Tomorrow, McCain will supposedly die of a heart attack. While Palin is being transported from a final press conference to her house, Obama and his goons will try to ambush her SUV, not realizing that McCain is actually the driver. Michael Steele will shield the SUV with the Republican campaign bus until Obama is out in the open, allowing for his capture by McCain and Steele.

What the Republicans fail to consider, however, is that Obama has planted an explosive device inside Joe Lieberman...
posted by Krrrlson at 1:22 PM on July 3 [71 favorites has favorites]


I defer to someone more smarty than me on this, but wouldnt not finishing out her one term as Governor pretty much make a presidential bid for her poisonous?

It really hurt Obama as Senator.

The smiley face references the winking she did during the debates.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 1:23 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


It is David Letterman's fault!
posted by R. Mutt at 1:25 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


July 3rd is now "Independence from Sarah Palin" day!
posted by nevercalm at 1:25 PM on July 3 [21 favorites has favorites]


July 3rd is now "Independence from Sarah Palin" day!

Stolen annnnnd thank you. :)
posted by Senor Cardgage at 1:26 PM on July 3


It's also possible the whole "Trig is Bristol's baby" rumor was actually true.


My first thought, but "a desire to affect change outside of government" points to FOX.

Also I guess the math on Bristol's baby output doesn't quite work unless she got busy on Track or whatever immediately after the first.
posted by @troy at 1:26 PM on July 3


Oh man, I can see it now. Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck on a show together, shooting crazy-beams at guests out of their eyes. Don't cross the streams!
posted by adamrice at 1:26 PM on July 3 [32 favorites has favorites]


Meaning I stole it just now.
Wasnt accusing you.
posted by Senor Cardgage at 1:27 PM on July 3


I certainly can't recall any example of someone resigning their current office, much less a first-term Governorship, to run for President.

Bob Dole can. Bob Dole! Bob Dole! Bob Dole....

Also, this is great news -- FOR JOHN MCCAIN!!!!!
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 1:27 PM on July 3 [7 favorites has favorites]


It really hurt Obama as Senator.

Obama didn't quit his job midway, he was promoted.
posted by @troy at 1:27 PM on July 3 [24 favorites has favorites]


Don't fuck up, fuck off! Hooray!
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 1:28 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


I get the stepping down to focus on 2012. But doing so in mid-2009? Really? It just seems so danged early.

Then again, it's got its own sort of brilliance to it, in that she can remove herself from the public eye for a while. People in this country have short memories. You watch. She'll reappear in a year or so, polished and with a shiny new image, ready to ascend to the throne, and few in the GOP will remember (or they'll conveniently choose to forget) that she was such a trainwreck.
posted by shiu mai baby at 1:28 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


Oh, and FWIW, Tina Fey is a lovely comedienne, but she's not half the woman my SP* is in the sack.

*Special Person. ;-)
posted by Eideteker at 1:29 PM on July 3


i'm so darned pround of how i cleaned up alaska but now i'm gonna run for governor of metafilter so we can clean it up too
posted by spalin at 1:29 PM on July 3 [11 favorites has favorites]


Whatever the reason, it will be crazy. Because bitch is crazy.
posted by contessa at 1:30 PM on July 3 [42 favorites has favorites]


The only way to stop Palin threads was to remove the source. Thanks pb!
posted by Free word order! at 1:31 PM on July 3 [15 favorites has favorites]


Wow. Someone has been holding on to that spalin sock-puppet for a while.
posted by Saxon Kane at 1:31 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Huh. The FoxNews front page PALIN QUITS image links to a story about Michael Jackson.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 1:31 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


Let's hope there isn't a sex tape behind all of this....
posted by photoslob at 1:31 PM on July 3


I kind of love that Lt. Gov. Parnell shares a last name with another SNL actor. Secret ploy for NBC to take over Alaska and let Tina Fey do the job she was born to do?
posted by greekphilosophy at 1:32 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


i'm so darned pround of how i cleaned up alaska but now i'm gonna run for governor of metafilter so we can clean it up too
posted by spalin

You waited 8 months to say that?
posted by gman at 1:32 PM on July 3 [5 favorites has favorites]


Look on the bright side, if she ever becomes President she might only hold the job for a year or two until something better comes up.
posted by mazola at 1:32 PM on July 3 [9 favorites has favorites]


OK, weird, she just twittered "We'll soon attach info on decision to not seek re-election... this is in Alaska's best interest, my family's happy... it is good, stay tuned"

'decision to not seek re-election' is an odd way to phrase "I quit. Now."
posted by donnagirl at 1:32 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


Either she's running in 2012, or she's trying to capitalize on the recent Vanity Fair article and portray herself as a colossal victim.
My money's on both. My money is also on, "She did this without input from the national republican party leadership, or anyone outside of her circle of admirers."

I'm no fan of Obama-is-a-genius fluffing, but the man did demonstrate that playing the long, steady game in a presidential race makes you look smart and reliable. When your opponent is behaving erratically, it's doubled. If Palin is thinking 2012 (and I think she is), I don't believe she grasps that. Short-term tactical thinking ("Control the news cycle!"), ironically, that got her the VP slot on the McCain ticket.
posted by verb at 1:33 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Ten to one someone has offered her a primetime tv talk show.
posted by LobsterMitten at 1:35 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


She probably has a better job offer, and public service was just a ladder for her.
posted by Brian B. at 1:35 PM on July 3


now the weird ad I saw on the Asia times website yesterday (might still be there, its the box in the middle currently showing matrimonials) makes sense - ugly flashing mortgage pig style box ad asking "click here if you like Palin"

oh yes, its gonna be Palin vs Obama next, who else do the GoP have, tbh?
posted by infini at 1:35 PM on July 3


Wait... you can't be serious. Sarah Palin gave a press conference?
posted by grounded at 1:35 PM on July 3 [12 favorites has favorites]


Andrea Mitchell is reporting on MSNBC that her sources say Palin is sick of politics and is quitting to raise her family. Mitchell also mentioned that Palin told her top backers two weeks ago that she's had it. Sorry no link yet.
posted by MegoSteve at 1:36 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


Huh. The FoxNews front page PALIN QUITS image links to a story about Michael Jackson.

Sarah Palin killed the King of Pop.
posted by donnagirl at 1:37 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


To be honest, I think "I QUIT" ("Why?") "I WILL TELL YOU IN AN HOUR, OR SIX" is an awesome tactic to keep the media and public on their toes into the evening news cycle (eastern time zones, at least).
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 1:38 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Sarah Palin 2012: Hey, She Might Quit Again, Then It Wouldn't Be So Bad
posted by Earl the Polliwog at 1:38 PM on July 3 [7 favorites has favorites]


Sarah Palin killed the King of Pop.

Her work here is done.
posted by darkstar at 1:38 PM on July 3


I watched the press conference as long as I could stomach it (about 2 minutes), and the line that stuck with me is when she said "the world needs more Trigs."

Maybe she's pregnant.
posted by SteveInMaine at 1:38 PM on July 3 [10 favorites has favorites]


Of all the outcomes of this development, the one I hope for the most is also the least likely - that Sarah Palin just goes the fuck away and we don't have to keep hearing about her. I don't want to see her on FOX News. I don't want to see her anywhere. Just go and stay gone, Sarah.

If she must stick around in the national eye, please, please, please let it be for a scandal. The timing of this news kind of has me thinking this might be the case. If she can't kill the GOP with a disastrous run in 2012, the least she can do is rip off another huge hunk of credibility on her way out the door. Wise and generous Odin, please let something horrible and embarrassing slip out over the weekend. Please let it finish off the neoconservative movement once and for all. I don't ask much of you, Allfather, but I could really use a week of fun news after all of last week's celebrity carnage.

However, "effect change outside of government" sounds a hell of a lot like "focus on SarahPAC" or lobbying or some such. Smokey backroom maneuvering to further strip out the already laughably facile environmental regulations in Alaska, boosting candidates who share her terrifying worldview and all of that charming stuff. I'd be more confident in such a theory if Palin wasn't so addicted to attention.

So, I guess this is all a long way of saying that nothing this horrible woman does or thinks makes any sense to me, including this bizarre, abrupt resignation. I'm tired of living in a nation where she's relevant, so please let this be Palin's quiet departure from the public eye or the prelude to a spectacular national flameout.
posted by EatTheWeak at 1:39 PM on July 3 [15 favorites has favorites]


Let's assume she's going to prep for 2012. Who the heck pays for it? She has a PAC and rich idiots who lurve her donate and she gets paid from that?

No conflict of interest there.

This latest generation of career politicians is fundamentally corrupt. Give me the good old days of rich oligarchs dabbling in civics on the side.
posted by GuyZero at 1:39 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


News reports are that this isn't in preparation for 2012 but rather that she is done with politics, or at least running for elected office.
posted by Justinian at 1:39 PM on July 3


Howls of celebration could be heard across Alaska...
posted by homunculus at 1:39 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


my wife's been convinced from day one that Palin is probably bipolar. her first reaction is that this is the product of a manic swing.
posted by lodurr at 1:41 PM on July 3 [6 favorites has favorites]


Yeah, with her wingnut celebrity, she could probably make a mint as a lobbyist for right-wing causes. I mean, in the millions of dollars over the next decade. It might be pretty hard for her to turn down a gravy train like that.
posted by darkstar at 1:42 PM on July 3


lodurr,
Palin did seem a little edgy during the news conference.
posted by wuwei at 1:42 PM on July 3


... that said, i think this probably means she nailed down* a gig at Fox.

--
*Though, considering who we're talking about, I'd be willing to make a small wager that she doesn't actually have it nailed down yet, and somehow in her deluded way sees this as a way to close the deal.
posted by lodurr at 1:43 PM on July 3


OK, weird, she just twittered "We'll soon attach info on decision to not seek re-election...

Is that what they call it when she speaks?
posted by gman at 1:43 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


This may actually be very bad news.

As a politician, Sarah Palin is accountable. As a regular citizen, like Rush Limbaugh, you doesn't have to answer to anyone, 'cept those she chooses to answer to, which is exactly her style.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 1:44 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


Or maybe she'll start a TV ministry!
posted by LobsterMitten at 1:44 PM on July 3


You don resign prematurely for a big paycheck. You resign prematurely because something awful has happened or is about to happen.
posted by greekphilosophy at 1:45 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


You know, Sanford did say that he had "crossed lines" with other women. And I'm sure he and Palin have been in the same gatherings on quite a few occasions the last few years.

Ewww. That's the last thing politics needs right now.
posted by five fresh fish at 1:45 PM on July 3


Next up: Dancing With The Stars
posted by netbros at 1:46 PM on July 3 [6 favorites has favorites]


The FoxNews front page PALIN QUITS image links to a story about Michael Jackson.

The kid is not my son.
posted by rokusan at 1:46 PM on July 3 [26 favorites has favorites]


She's resigning early to start planning for her 2012 election bid because she's a MAVERICK, and that's what MAVERICKS do, they get in there and get all MAVERICKY with it.
posted by Afroblanco at 1:46 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


This is fishy.

In her own words during this announcement: "Only dead fish go with the flow." What?
posted by ericb at 1:47 PM on July 3


You don resign prematurely for a big paycheck.

No, I don't, and you don't. But this isn't about us.
posted by lodurr at 1:47 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


On Wednesday, Jeopardy had a category called "Leave Brittany Alone".

awesome; but what's the connection to this thread?
posted by found missing at 1:47 PM on July 3


"Life is about choices... I choose to work on a path for fruitfulness and productivity...Life is too short to compromise time and resources... I think a problem in our country today is apathy....only dead fish go with the flow...Productive fulfilled people know where to put their assets.... I won't do this from the governor's desk ... I've never believed anyone needs a title to do this...." *
posted by ericb at 1:48 PM on July 3


I have a strong hunch that she's saving the big next-step press conference for Independence Day.
posted by ardgedee at 1:48 PM on July 3


Seriously, Mark Sanford is having a good day. Maybe not Gary-Condit-on-September-11 good, but good.
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 1:49 PM on July 3 [19 favorites has favorites]


Palin's full statement spins it as "I'm not seeking a second term, so rather than become a lam(er) duck, I'm handing control of this trainwreck state to my 2nd in command on July 26. He will be running for re-election in 2010".

The context is that she didn't stand a chance to win in 2010, so to keep a Republican in power, the party machine showed her the door, in an effort to put the word "incumbent" next to their candidate in 2010. The stats show that incumbents have a significant advantage, for whatever reason.

or...

Someone's got something on her, and it'll stay quiet as long as she stays out of political office. Given the timing of the recent VF piece, this isn't entirely out of the question.

If she turns up on Fox News's payroll or as a lobbyist, this will seem even more likely.

or...

She's getting ready to lay the groundwork for a national campaign. But, if the cabal at the center of the GOP really dislikes her as much as they purport to, this seems misguided.

or...

Someone's got something on her that's going to come out anyway, and she's just getting ahead of the problem.

Me, I just want her to go away, and stay away. I care where. I don't even care why.
posted by toxic at 1:50 PM on July 3 [11 favorites has favorites]


Talking Points Memo has the full speech by Palin.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 1:52 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


It's just like the good old days! *sniff* How I missed her hackneyed stunts
posted by qxntpqbbbqxl at 1:54 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


"We've seen a lot of nutty behavior from governors and Republican leaders in the last three months, but this one is at the top of that," said John Weaver, a longtime friend and confidant of Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.), the party's presidential nominee in 2008 whose of selection of Palin catapulted the first-term Alaska governor to national prominence. *
posted by john m at 1:54 PM on July 3


For what it's worth on a day when I suspect rumour and innuedo are flying thick.
posted by never used baby shoes at 1:55 PM on July 3


Guess she was all lipstick and no pitbull.
posted by tula at 1:56 PM on July 3 [6 favorites has favorites]


GuyZero: "…She has a PAC and rich idiots who lurve her donate and she gets paid from that? … Give me the good old days of rich oligarchs dabbling in civics on the side."

They still are; they've just outsourced it to pros.
posted by Kadin2048 at 1:57 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


When I first heard this news I thought it was a bad thing because it seemed pretty clear to me that it meant she was going to focus full time on raisin money for her PAC and her run in 2012.

But if she really can't take the spotlight anymore and has decided to go back under the rock from out of which she metaphorically crawled, that would be fantastic.
posted by Rhomboid at 1:57 PM on July 3


Talking Points Memo has the full speech by Palin.

Video is also here.
posted by ericb at 1:58 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


Listening to the TPM video, what I hear is that she has been kicked out by powers greater than her. She is phrasing it as much as possible to sound as though she is the one who has made the decision, as though she is doing this as a pro-active measure. I think that she has in no uncertain terms been told to fuck off and die. And probably that she had best do this or they will sue her ass off.
posted by five fresh fish at 1:59 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


She really, really, really hates the people of Iran and feels MJ dying wasn't bad enough for them?
posted by Artw at 2:00 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


"Rumors of an 'iceberg scandal' have been circulating.

Resignation is certainly out of character for Sarah Palin. Senator Mark Begich had a meeting with Sarah Palin two days ago with no mention of her leaving office. Palin's press secretary, David Murrow had posted on his Facebook page Wednesday, 'David Murrow is considering life's ironies.' He was hired less than a month ago. Yesterday he wrote, 'There's gonna be some fireworks this weekend!'" *

posted by ericb at 2:00 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Ten to one someone has offered her a primetime tv talk show.

I was thinking more of a sitcom for her. Maybe a role on Parks and Recreation.
posted by MegoSteve at 2:01 PM on July 3


That basketball shit is priceless.
posted by moxiedoll at 2:01 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Listening to the TPM video, what I hear is that she has been kicked out by powers greater than her.

You could say that.
posted by Lizard People at 2:01 PM on July 3 [8 favorites has favorites]


It's gonna be, one or a couple of things. I am going Letterman on you Mefites...

10. She is moving from Alaska, because it is North Korea's closest US target.

9. She actually thinks she will be President Of The US.

8. She took all that Republican wardrobe back, and is having a long running yard sale, and will make more money with less work, than being Governor.

7. She is pregnant with disabled twins, and has decided to terminate the pregnancy.

6. She has a better job offer, with an oil company, that will take her to Dubai.

5. Her youngest daughter is pregnant.

4. Her youngest daughter is pregnant.

3. Her youngest daughter is pregnant.

2. Both her daughters are pregnant.

1. She has been paid to vacate the Republican spotlight, for good, at any level of play, by shadow players so powerful, that she can only comply.
posted by Oyéah at 2:03 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


*grabs popcorn and a seat*
posted by ~ at 2:03 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Jeez, FOX is a cesspool on this story and CNN is useless. I'm getting better news updates and commentary right here on MeFi.
posted by darkstar at 2:03 PM on July 3


"We'll soon attach info on decision to not seek re-election... this is in Alaska's best interest, my family's happy... it is good, stay tuned'"

It's obvious: the Alaskan Independence Party is ready to make their move. They are going to secede from the union on July 4th (for the symbolism) and they've asked Mrs. Palin to be Alaskan President.
posted by Mitheral at 2:03 PM on July 3 [24 favorites has favorites]


"Play her off, keyboard cat" set to the video of her resignation speech in 3... 2... 1...
posted by Rhomboid at 2:06 PM on July 3 [22 favorites has favorites]


When the AIP says they could "accept Commonwealth status," does that mean they become Britain's problem?
posted by five fresh fish at 2:06 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


The GOP really is undergoing a slow-motion implosion, isn't it?
posted by darkstar at 2:08 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


her first reaction is that this is the product of a manic swing.

This could be post-partum related. If only she had eaten Trig's placenta.
posted by photoslob at 2:08 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


Pass the ball? But you just left the game, you idiot. What the hell?

I expect she meant that she'd somehow accidentally ingested a basketball and she was soon going to drop it off at the pool.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 2:08 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


She's making a move on those recently vacated positions in infomercials or as King Queen of Pop.
posted by Pronoiac at 2:08 PM on July 3


"The world needs more Trigs, not fewer."

Oh, god no. It's a truly dreadful name, and the last thing we need is more of them!

I would be gleeful at the fact that she's going to be out of office, but at the same time, that she apparently feels she can affect a change more effectively means she obviously has something planned, which terrifies me!

Either that or she wants to get out of their before the next scandal hits. Has she done something we don't know about yet? Or is the bridge catching up with her? (Oh please, oh please, oh please!)
posted by opsin at 2:09 PM on July 3


I totally agree with five fresh fish.
posted by Benny Andajetz at 2:11 PM on July 3


I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO. SUCK IT REPUBLICANS!

No politician resigns their Gubernatorial post to run for president or higher office. This is either due to serious health reasons, scandal, to avoid hard of actual hard work of governance, or to get a major payday. Or some combination of the last three. Cause Sarah sure looks healthy to me.

And that is what this is. A fucking payday. She is getting a job on Fox. God bless the Republicans and their sheer Idiocratic predictability.

She doesn't give two shits about doing her job or serving the people or any of that shit. She was and has always been a megalomaniacal fuck-wad. The state of Alaska is about to go down the toilet and she knows it. She did her best to put it there. Just like she ran Wasila into the ground.

When the chips are down and going get's tough the modern Republican will, when they can't blame somebody else, always turn tail and run away like a little — and mean this the gender neutral pejorative sense — bitch, and secure a fat paycheck for themselves.

And Sarah after you completely flame out as an untalented moron on Fuax, PLEASE, PLEASE run as a third party candidate, Sarah. Oh. Dear god please.
posted by tkchrist at 2:12 PM on July 3 [37 favorites has favorites]


The GOP really is undergoing a slow-motion implosion, isn't it?

Not so slow motion.
posted by tkchrist at 2:13 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


As she quoted Gen. MacArthur: "We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction."

No disrepect to the General, but what the hell does that even mean?

We are not losing. We are winning in another direction.
I am not stealing. I am giving in another direction.
I am not puking. I'm drinking in another direction.
I'm not gay. I'm straight in another direction.
I didn't crash. I backed up away from the tree at great speed... in another direction.
I'm not insane. I'm differently normal.

I'm not shouting! I'm whispering very loudly!
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 2:13 PM on July 3 [65 favorites has favorites]


hard of
posted by tkchrist at 2:14 PM on July 3


http://bobsworth.dreamhosters.com/keyboardcat/index.php?id=9f9YQMbQMn0&start=21
posted by jaybeans at 2:15 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


darkstar: "The GOP really is undergoing a slow-motion implosion, isn't it?"

Is there anything that we can do to help them speed things up a little?
posted by octothorpe at 2:16 PM on July 3


Watching her resignation speech, I can't help but go back to my initial asessment of her. She's crazy and stupid. Taking her seriously as a viable candidate on the national stage is delusional. My guess is that even if she had never been picked for VP, she wouldn't have finished out her term as Governor.At the time she was picked by McCain, there was already ample evidence that she was not up to the job of running a state. If anything the national attention probably bought her a few extra months.
posted by billyfleetwood at 2:20 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


My overeagerness made me jump the gun. Here's a proper link:

Keyboard cat
posted by jaybeans at 2:20 PM on July 3 [20 favorites has favorites]


God, I don't know. I want very, very much to believe there's an epic scandal motivating this crazy-assed move, but my money is on an early but seriously calculated bid for the presidency. Seriously. In spite of her many, many shortcomings, one of the things I recall from the bio info we got last year is that she's a tenacious overachiever. She had, what, 48 hours to prep for the vp nomination? Most career politicians spend months or even years preparing for that kind of exposure. Can you imagine if she's actually planning on spending the next 12-18 months with a tight crew of political tutors and image consultants, out of the sight and mind of the press and public? What it would be like if she reemerged, Eliza Doolittle-like, to suddenly be this smart, charming politician who genuinely knows her shit? I mean, I really want to believe that she's an unstable moron, but it would be foolish, I think to underestimate her. She got her ass handed to her last year, but even a moron can see how ridiculously popular she was with a whole bunch of people; arguably more popular than the guy to whom she was supposed to be playing second chair. I wouldn't put it past her to pull a political phoenix move, frankly. But I hope like hell I'm completely wrong.
posted by shiu mai baby at 2:20 PM on July 3 [18 favorites has favorites]


If there's one thing that would assist her in 2012, it's having less experience.

She's not running and so she quit. She's an ambitious woman who's always had her eye on a bigger prize and has done everything she can to get there. She finally hit a wall. Someone got through to her and made it clear she has nowhere to go but down, so she's quitting instead of stagnating in a position that she always saw as a stepping stone. My guess is that this is the first time she's listened to someone outside her circle of enablers. Doesn't mean she followed their advice, but she figured out that only in her head was she viable in 2012, or ever.
posted by allen.spaulding at 2:20 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


Who the heck pays for it? She has a PAC and rich idiots who lurve her donate and she gets paid from that?

The "Christianists" among us who want to see more God in government. She's their dog in this fight, compared to the other Republican front-runners. Well, her and Huckabee.
posted by @troy at 2:21 PM on July 3


Well, nothing is certain yet, but if in fact this horrible woman's chances of one day assuming the Presidency have now dropped from 0.0001% to zero, we should all raise a glass to the Republic. Its future has brightened considerably.
posted by shadow vector at 2:21 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Is there anything that we can do to help them speed things up a little?

Pass Universal Health Care, Card Check, Diffuse Iran or Korea purely with diplomacy, stimulate the economy, enact tougher enviromental and financial regulation....
posted by cavalier at 2:22 PM on July 3 [7 favorites has favorites]


Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo, dooonnnneeeee
posted by kittens for breakfast at 2:24 PM on July 3


Keep in mind that she's still in legal debt from the numerous ethics complaints against her; she didn't raise anywhere near the cool half-mill in bills that she has outstanding. That big paycheck that she's supposed to get from her ghost-written "memoirs" will probably be a one-shot deal; it will have to last for a long time. Her in-state popularity has nowhere to go but down.

And I think that she's just smart enough to know that it's a hell of a long time, politically speaking, to the 2012 GOP convention. All it will take will be another [yuppie-spawn-sport-du-jour] mom who can talk in a down-home accent a little more coherently, and has a tighter leash on their pubescent spawn, and all of a sudden her sell-by date has come and gone (if it hasn't already with this semi-coherent rant of hers). There will be only so many times that she can get away with shoving her kids in front of the camera, then whining that some yahoo has made fun of them, before even her most rabid supporters get tired of that shtick too. Her chances of expanding beyond her base are slim to nil, as there are too many GOP people who are genuinely alarmed about her gaining the Oval Office or being one heartbeat away from it; say what you will about Reagan or W, they rewarded loyalty among their handlers and cronies, but Palin's political path is too cluttered with former staffers and allies that she kicked to the curb when it became convenient or they offended her in some trivial way.

I think that the unexpected traction of the Vanity Fair article--which really didn't have anything particularly new or interesting to say--rattled her. She's getting out while the getting's good.
posted by Halloween Jack at 2:24 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


America's Lil' Hitler, mark my words.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 2:25 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


Okay, so which GOP celebrity will be NEXT week's trainwreck?

(And as much as it astonishes me, Keyboard Cat is STILL awesome.)
posted by darkstar at 2:27 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


Palin's political stances on the issues aren't really different from her fellow conservative GOPers, yet people who dislike her really HATE Palin in a way that they don't hate other Republicans. I see a very similar hate for Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton that exceeds the hate their opponents have for other Democrats.

Regardless of one's political stance, there's something very disturbing about the unrestrained personal hatred for these ladies.
posted by jsonic at 2:28 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


Ms Palin has never been a serious threat except to the degree that she represents the prototype for what the next genuine Republican threat shall be.

In other words, she's the (Dan Quayle), who was far too moronic for even the Democrats to lose an election to, to some future George W Bush, a moron they lost to twice.

But what do I know? I'm Canadian ... but I can see America from my kitchen, as long as there's not too much smog.
posted by philip-random at 2:28 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


Keep in mind that she's still in legal debt from the numerous ethics complaints against her; she didn't raise anywhere near the cool half-mill in bills that she has outstanding.

That would explain why she mentions how Alaska is flushing millions of dollars. She substitutes "Alaska" for her own self, time and again.
posted by five fresh fish at 2:30 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


Regardless of one's political stance, there's something very disturbing about the unrestrained personal hatred for these ladies.

Actually, in this case, I'm leaning toward how there may just be something very disturbing about this particular lady.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 2:31 PM on July 3 [15 favorites has favorites]


If it does turn out that she's basically finished, and off the global (hellm even local) political scene, I will be first to start singing 'ding-dong, the witch is dead'.
posted by opsin at 2:31 PM on July 3


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Oh Sarah, You've got some es'palin to do!
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My money is not the Nat. Enquirer story about Track hitting the Oxy hard. And not for bad skin ifyouknowwhatImean.
posted by The Whelk at 2:32 PM on July 3


apparently metafilter strips out the little used but occasionally neccessary /rickyricardo.
posted by The Whelk at 2:33 PM on July 3 [6 favorites has favorites]


One thing that has always struck me about Obama is that he seems to be the right person at the right time for America. Following on the heels of the disastrous Bush administration, it's almost like Obama was custom made to try and clean up the mess. Imagine if Gore or Kerry were President, Obama would be seen as an excellent future choice, because shit wouldn't have got as bad as it did.

Palin seems like the same sort of person, but on the opposite end. Should America be in the mood that it was at the end of the Carter administration, I'd fully expect to see Palin on the scene and winning. Her ra, ra, ra speech style would work well in that situation.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 2:33 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


Palin's political stances on the issues aren't really different from her fellow conservative GOPers, yet people who dislike her really HATE Palin in a way that they don't hate other Republicans.

Actually, not so for me. I do have a little sympathy for Palin, because she's obviously risen to her level of incompetence. And she may be a bit unhinged, I don't know. But she's obviously the example of an archetype I'm well familiar with: the good old boy that could bloviate a bit and so got in way over his head.

I reserve much stronger feelings of actual loathing for people like Gingrich, Inhofe and others who are surely "competent" and intelligent, but grossly wrong and hypocritical, etc.
posted by darkstar at 2:33 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Who wants to be Governor, when you can be the antichrist. This involves money and tv.
posted by JohnR at 2:35 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


I will be first to start singing 'ding-dong, the witch is dead'.

I don't hold hostility to Palin at all. She is the perfect embodiment of the political hopes of millions of Americans. Largely mis-educated dumbasses, yes, but they think they know what's right for them & their country.
posted by @troy at 2:35 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


Finding out someone likes Sarah Palin is like finding out they have Herpes. It doesn't really change who they are, it just makes them. Different.
posted by GilloD at 2:37 PM on July 3 [7 favorites has favorites]


But she's obviously the example of an archetype I'm well familiar with: the good old boy that could bloviate a bit and so got in way over his head.
posted by @troy at 2:37 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


I really want to believe that she's an unstable moron, but it would be foolish, I think to underestimate her.

I totally understand where this sentiment comes from, but really....no. Go back and look at the election. She was not that popular. She was exciting. not the same thing. Remember how the homemade signs people were holding up at the convention were immediately proven to be fake? Remember how the "larger crowds" she brought to McCain' campaign consisted the complete bottom-of-the barrell wingnut dregs of The far right, none of whom had any political capital? Remember the complete and total political ass-handing-to that The Obama campaign dished out to the GOP?

Feel free to Underestimate away. To extend her hoop metaphor, She scored a flashy 3-pointer with her speech at the convention, and every other shot has clanged awkardly off the rim.
posted by billyfleetwood at 2:38 PM on July 3 [5 favorites has favorites]


Bananarama has a comment.
posted by MegoSteve at 2:38 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


You silly deluded Mefites. Sarah Palin's bizarrely timed resignation is just a long, long string of efforts on behalf of the universe. Haven't you been paying attention?

First, they killed Ed McMahon.

That didn't do it, so SC Gov. Mark Sanford gets caught with his Argentinean mistress and whole tawdry downfall.

Sanford didn't do it, so Farrah Fawcett had to go.

Then, the King of Pop himself... complete with ensuing worldwide media deluge.

The purpose of this latest WTF media moment is just to put the icing on the cake, and completely seal the deal -- insuring that nobody ever again has to pay a whit of attention to Kate Gosselin and her child-whoring, attention-seeking, media spectacle self.

Who + Who + Whatever, amirite?
posted by pineapple at 2:39 PM on July 3 [16 favorites has favorites]


Regardless of one's political stance, there's something very disturbing about the unrestrained personal hatred for these ladies.

I see what you did there. You simultaneously conflated and addled brained moron like Palin in with competent intelligent and shrewed experienced politicians like Pelosi and Clinton with an effort to make it see like anybody who recognizes Palin for the abject cynical failure of so-called conservative principles as some sort of pathological sexist. Yeah. Well.

BZZZZZZZZZT.

Try again.
posted by tkchrist at 2:40 PM on July 3 [72 favorites has favorites]


Either she's running in 2012, or she's trying to capitalize on the recent Vanity Fair article and portray herself as a colossal victim.

Or, less likely and even better, someone's got something on her and it's coming out any minute....
posted by nevercalm at 4:01 PM


She just couldn't stand not being on the front page of Metafilter.
posted by marxchivist at 2:40 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


allen.spaulding: "Doesn't mean she followed their advice, but she figured out that only in her head was she viable in 2012, or ever."

I agree she's a long shot (for now) but I don't think she's that much of a long shot. To land the Rep nomination, at least. Look, McCain lost, but I think few people honestly believe that whatever support the ticket had had nothing whatsoever to do with Palin's involvement. She's clearly incapable, but remember that "low-information voters" are most voters, and that the American system of primaries (and comparatively endless campaigns) helps facilitate the "vote for a person, not policies" effect.

Moreover I feel people are generally rather bad at evaluating future events, or speculating on what might happen. You know, in the way that people imagine a series of random coin flips to contain much fewer streaks than an actual series of coin flips will usually have.

If you don't believe me: it's July 2005. I predict that in four years, a black dude will be president and gay people will be able to get married in Iowa, but not California. Seem likely?
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 2:43 PM on July 3 [18 favorites has favorites]


"I'd say she picked the holiday weekend because she wanted no news competition. "

She picked the holiday weekend to bury the story, because some other news cycle will overtake her story by Monday. That's the only reason someone releases news like this on a Friday of a holiday weekend, or even just a Friday afternoon on a regular weekend. The Bush administration did it a lot. Obama does it, too. It's a very old, well-tested strategy, and she may be many things, but Sarah Palin is not ignorant about political strategy. She may not be all that good at it sometimes, but she does study it.
posted by krinklyfig at 2:45 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


I really want to believe that she's an unstable moron, but it would be foolish, I think to underestimate her.

Since when do powerful morons NOT leave swaths of destruction in their idiotic wake? History is rife with examples of morons that excell at nothing but personal ambition. It doesn't take brains. Just stupider people to do what you say. And there is no shortage of them in this world.

Nobody is underestimating her capacity to reap wrath and ruin. Except perhaps the Republican party.
posted by tkchrist at 2:45 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


You won't have Sarah Palin to kick around anymore...
posted by Thorzdad at 2:46 PM on July 3 [11 favorites has favorites]


As I pointed out last November, Jack Balkin predicted that Sarah Palin would end up as a talk show host. (The prediction is at the very end of the blog entry I linked to.)
posted by jayder at 2:47 PM on July 3


I'm with tkchrist. If ever a field was made in which powerful morons could succeed, it's politics.
posted by rokusan at 2:47 PM on July 3


i'm so darned pround of how i cleaned up alaska but now i'm gonna run for governor of metafilter so we can clean it up too
posted by spalin

I want my five dollars back.
posted by FireballForever at 2:48 PM on July 3


The truth is, a nice little one family rambler just became available in Galt's Gulch, and the Palins thought this was a perfect time for them to disappear from the scene. We'll all be sorry when whatever important thing it was they did grinds to a halt.
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 2:48 PM on July 3 [5 favorites has favorites]


I am watching this video of this speech and wondering if I did not accidentally drink a pint glass worth of liquid DMT a couple minutes ago.
posted by The Straightener at 2:48 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


If she runs in 2012 the primaries are going to eat her alive.

The quitter.

The one term governor and mayor who ran away from her states problems. The 2008 Presidential VP nominee who threw her running mate under the bus and lost to a Black liberal with a funny name.

Yup. Palin the Quitter.

Oh god. PLEASE. Make it so.
posted by tkchrist at 2:49 PM on July 3 [11 favorites has favorites]


I would think that a talk show (on Fox, presumably) would doom whatever chances of a future campaign she has left.

They used her very carefully in the last campaign, never putting her in situations where she could mess up too badly. With a talk show, there would be hours and hours and hours collected in which she mangles questions, answers, and generally says very very foolish things. It would be like an ammo store for her future opponents.

No, if she's "preparing" for a 2012 run, that just means aerobics and botox.
posted by rokusan at 2:50 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


Guess she was all lipstick and no pitbull.

Snap!
posted by jokeefe at 2:50 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


At 4:24:
These troops and their important missions, now there is where truly the worthy causes are in this world and that's where our public resources should be, our public priority. We have time and resources spent on that, not on this superficial, wasteful, political bloodsport. So may we all learn from them. Really we just gotta put first things first, and first thing's first, as governor, I love my job and I love Alaska and it hurts to make this choice but I'm doing what's best for Alaska and I have explained why.
Something is in the works (reference to "political bloodsport") and the news will be bad enough to damage some of her political allies. The comment "So may we all learn from them" is a call out so pathetic it's unlikely to move the conscience of even the most sympathetic of opponents.

I have no idea what Palin has involved herself in that requires her to resign so abruptly, but my guess is she violated one or another of the sacred neocon doctrines. My shadenfreude longshot fantasy is that at some point she did not "choose life".
posted by mistersquid at 2:51 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Afroblanco: "What kind of a name is Trig anyway? I mean, that's just retarded."

You know what, I feel I have to call you out on that. I think Sarah Palin is as politically contemptible as the next guy would, and her children sure have crazy names, but they didn't ask for their names, or to have Down syndrome.

Some here will know I have a deep aversion to what I sometimes perceive as overly PC tendencies, but I strongly doubt that if Joe Biden had a kid with Down syndrome and you'd make the same joke here it would be received in quite the same way.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 2:51 PM on July 3 [82 favorites has favorites]


Andrea Mitchell saying people close to Palin tell her she is done with politics
posted by johnj at 2:55 PM on July 3


"I have no idea what Palin has involved herself in that requires her to resign so abruptly, but my guess is she violated one or another of the sacred neocon doctrines. My shadenfreude longshot fantasy is that at some point she did not 'choose life'."

I think they told her to lay low and stop attracting so much negative attention, and when she refused they offered her a shot at the nomination in 2012 if she would just go away for a while.
posted by krinklyfig at 2:55 PM on July 3


posted by tkchrist Yup. Palin the Quitter. Oh god. PLEASE. Make it so.

Possible slogan:

Failin' Palin

or

Failin' & Bailin' Palin
posted by mattdidthat at 2:55 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


Aw, what am I going to do with all these Palin pancakes?
posted by dirigibleman at 2:55 PM on July 3


I agree with goodnewsforthe... wtf? Hey, you do realize that some people actually are insane, right? They might not appreciate your tongue in cheek username.
posted by found missing at 2:56 PM on July 3 [7 favorites has favorites]


In the Sanford thread, many of us wondered - after Jindal, Ensign and Sanford - which other GOP 2012 hopeful would shoot themselves in the foot with erratic or unethical behavior.

I didn't seriously expect we'd only have to wait a week to get our answer.
posted by darkstar at 2:57 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


Toodle-oo Barbie!
posted by darkstar at 2:58 PM on July 3


You know what, I feel I have to call you out on that. I think Sarah Palin is as politically contemptible as the next guy would, and her children sure have crazy names, but they didn't ask for their names, or to have Down syndrome.

Some here will know I have a deep aversion to what I sometimes perceive as overly PC tendencies, but I strongly doubt that if Joe Biden had a kid with Down syndrome and you'd make the same joke here it would be received in quite the same way.


Can't favorite this one enough.
posted by josher71 at 2:58 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


So just saw this on Twitter:

CamiloATWcom follow friday alaska governor sarah palin gets caught cheating read the story on http://www.aroundtheway.com/

I don't know what that web site is (can't see any story myself) and i don't really get what follow friday is, and no one else seems to be saying this. But it would explain it.
posted by If only I had a penguin... at 2:58 PM on July 3


Jack Balkin predicted that Sarah Palin would end up as a talk show host

Did he also predict the death of Billy Mays? This is all very fishy. Even for Alaskans.
posted by jsavimbi at 2:59 PM on July 3


Listening to the speech as I write...

Oh this is painful - the pauses, the machine gun phrasing, sprinkled with buzzwords, and what appears to me to be the most insincere smile ever. She really appears to be in pain herself, and is putting on her game face.

If she has been offered a job at Fox, she isn't very happy about it.

Oh man, yeah, this speech is just plain awful. There are schizophrenic crackheads that are more coherent.

Oh God make her stop
posted by Xoebe at 3:00 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Hey, you do realize that some people actually are insane, right? They might not appreciate your tongue in cheek username.

Everybody needs some good news now and then. Even those who aren't neurotypical.
posted by GuyZero at 3:01 PM on July 3 [11 favorites has favorites]


So just saw this on Twitter:

CamiloATWcom follow friday alaska governor sarah palin gets caught cheating read the story on http://www.aroundtheway.com/



FWIW this is also on Twitter:

Late breaking news: rumor is that Sarah Palin has resigned so she can seek custody of (and name-changes for) Michael Jackson's kids.
posted by mazola at 3:02 PM on July 3 [8 favorites has favorites]


Whatever topic trends on Twitter, If only I had a penguin..., spammers will attach to their comments to drive people to their Web site. This one has a photo of Palin under "gossip," but, if you click on it, demands you register to read the story.
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:02 PM on July 3


I'm very interested as to what her motivations are for quitting but to all of those who think "surely this will be the end of her", really, beware of confirmation bias.

Remember that the Democrats are in charge and will be for the foreseeable future, and the Republicans are electorally somewhat marginalized (but not as much as progressives love to think). It's not 2008 anymore. In some very real ways the climate is ripe for a Republican saviour story.

"But you quit!"? Good point, but don't underestimate the amount of time between July '09 and Iowa '12: in a way, the timing is excellent. Throw in whatever she does in the next couple of years and a couple of convincing talking points to counter the quitter talk and bam, she may show up in a cape and her underwear outside of her pants, and set out to save America's Values or whatever in the face of the Big Govt Dem maelstrom.

Elected president? Doubtful, but who knows. Don't write her off just yet, as good as it might feel.

(This is all contingent on what her (publicly stated) motivation turns out to be, of course.)
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 3:05 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


I totally understand where this sentiment comes from, but really....no. Go back and look at the election. She was not that popular. She was exciting. not the same thing.

Exactly. Yeah hype and popularity are not the same. She was in a way an internet candidate... targeted to a special niche. But that niche has always been a very narrow, if highly motivated, group. I think they realized it was a short lived spike when thier own usually disciplined apparatchiks stared dissing on her in those supposed unscripted "oops my mike is still on" moments. Remember? Peggy Noonan?

It was only after a couple of days they scrambled to broaden her appeal to the old guard types. And it never took. Now the narrative is the Republicans never liked McCain. Which is HILARIOUS. War hero. POW. White guy. Hot wife. Hawk. Are you KIDDING me? No. The niche wingnuts who LOVED an incompetent boob like GW never liked McCain. McCain had the flaw of actually possessing a scintilla of integrity. It was Palin who killed the republicans and she'll do it again.

Oh cognitive dissonance, is nothing you cannot do?
posted by tkchrist at 3:06 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


Does anyone have an English translation of the press conference yet?
posted by mazola at 3:07 PM on July 3 [42 favorites has favorites]


Palin is still being a MAVERICK. This speech, it is not speeching as usual!
posted by FireballForever at 3:08 PM on July 3


Here's a 2007 list of Republicans who have resigned office. None of them left to do more good outside of office, or because they were offered tony jobs with FOX news. It was all scandal, scandal, scandal.

Occam's Razor says: scandal here too.
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:08 PM on July 3 [15 favorites has favorites]


If she is, in fact, getting a news anchor or commentator job, that might be a huge mistake for her. She'll need to at least fake like she knows and understands what she's talking about - frequently extemporaneously. When she's been allowed to speak off-the-cuff - and this press conference sounds like its pure off-the-cuff Palin - she comes across as incoherent.

Two years of listening to her fail to string coherent sentences together are not going to help her. Two years of prudent and successful government would have helped her.
posted by Joey Michaels at 3:09 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


Aah..thanks Astro Zombie. I'm too naive. That explains it.
posted by If only I had a penguin... at 3:09 PM on July 3


But I so hoped it was true just for the entertainment value. Anyway, hopefully the tweet Joey posted about Palin and MJs kids is true.
posted by If only I had a penguin... at 3:10 PM on July 3


Xoebe: "Oh this is painful - the pauses, the machine gun phrasing, sprinkled with buzzwords, and what appears to me to be the most insincere smile ever. She really appears to be in pain herself, and is putting on her game face. "

You... haven't seen Governor Palin speak before? ;)
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 3:11 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


Her statement says she's spent a half-mill defending herself on the ethics violation charges.

In that context, I think it is very likely that she has been found with her hand in the cookie jar and has been told she needs to step down immediately. She has been kicked out and might be on the hook for some huge amounts of money.

When she says she can do better operating outside the bounds of government, she means it's easier to steal when one isn't bound by laws.
posted by five fresh fish at 3:11 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


Some here will know I have a deep aversion to what I sometimes perceive as overly PC tendencies, but I strongly doubt that if Joe Biden had a kid with Down syndrome and you'd make the same joke here it would be received in quite the same way.

Oh relax.

Or don't relax -- you seem to enjoy having conniptions over my little joke that so offended your sensibilities. Go off and enjoy your favorites. You can thank me later for the assist.
posted by Afroblanco at 3:11 PM on July 3 [6 favorites has favorites]


From Sadly, No!

"Mitt Romney is popping champagne as we speak."

I like to think Romney allowed himself a single, near imperceptable upwark jerk of his Zygomaticus major and minor, myself.
posted by The Whelk at 3:12 PM on July 3 [5 favorites has favorites]


So quitting her position of public trust will position her for a run for a position of greater public trust in 2012...that's just not going to fly.

I guess we won't have Sarah to kick around any more.
posted by mygoditsbob at 3:12 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


This is a mediocre (at best) politician from family that's not that well off, financially. She's staring at a lot of negative publicity that evidently she takes very personally (see her response to Letterman). And I really don't think she enjoys or thrives in the policy wonk arena. Plus, her poll numbers are loking bad in Alaska and GOP party insiders are making it clear that it's a toxic environment in her own party.

I don't think she's totally stupid, really. She can read the writing on the wall and can see that it's not going to be a pretty picture if she tries to stay in the political spotlight.

On the other hand, if she resigns now, she can earn a metric buttload of money - her family will finally be wealthy and her children will want for nothing, materially - if she resigns now at the height of her popularity. She'll make a million dollars a year on the speech circuit alone.

I think she's canny enough to be able to weigh the options and see that there are far, far better things for her and her family if she's not Governor.
posted by darkstar at 3:13 PM on July 3 [7 favorites has favorites]


Afroblanco, do you think goodnewsfortheinsane is wrong in his assertion?
posted by josher71 at 3:14 PM on July 3


I dunno. That, even by her standards, was a rambling, blithering, incomprehensible, meandering, aimless speech. she repeated herself, didn't say why she was quitting, then twice said "I've already said why" and even descended more quickly into sports analogies than your average sportscaster, then flubbed those.

She struck me as incredibly tense, flustered and a little scared. I have no idea why -- just an impression from someone who watched her give an awful lot of speeches last fall.

Personally, I like the Mark Sanford theory, but only on grounds of general salaciousness. What an awesome implosion this has been, any old way.
posted by Devils Rancher at 3:14 PM on July 3 [5 favorites has favorites]


Can I suggest that the "are retard jokes funny" discussion might be better suited to MeTa.
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:15 PM on July 3 [11 favorites has favorites]


Also, I'm glad she had the good sense to line up her family in ascending order by size at the press conference.
posted by Joey Michaels at 3:16 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


Oh jesus, not a MeTa thread. I actually have shit to do today.

OKAY, I APOLOGIZE FOR MY JOKE WITH EVERY BONE IN MY BODY. I WILL NOW STOP OPPRESSING THE MENTALLY DISABLED AND/OR REPUBLICAN, WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH ALL I DO THESE DAYS.

So we can end this now, right?
posted by Afroblanco at 3:17 PM on July 3 [17 favorites has favorites]


Friday afternoon on a holiday weekend. That's when she decides to announce this.

Nah, there's no scandal brewing. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Man, this is gonna be GREAT.

*pours a tall cool glass of schadenfreude, relaxes in hammock, waits for fireworks*
posted by BitterOldPunk at 3:18 PM on July 3 [8 favorites has favorites]


FWIW, a CNN / Opinion Research poll (phone, n=1,010, margin of error 4.5% -- they seem to run it every couple of months) from early June showed Huckabee, Palin and Romney essentially tied for top 2012 Republican candidate.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 3:19 PM on July 3


Oddly enough the first thing that came to mind was scientology.
posted by jabberjaw at 3:19 PM on July 3


Until further information, I'm going with the theory that she's moving to media. "Done with politics" and getting away from "politics as usual" hint that she's going to have a role as a political commentator, aiding Fox or a similar outlet in painting the current administration as socialistic, misguided, and fiscally irresponsible. She wouldn't have to have the burden of a complete show to run - and that's wise, because she's a shockingly bad extemporaneous speaker, and because even people who like her would go mad hearing her vocal delivery style at length - in fact, as a commentator, she could be completely scripted and rehearsed and still appear every night. She'd be able to spin her departure from the governor's office as a truly independent and ethical person's rejection of a fundamentally corrupt system, and she'd have a few years to hammer that message into American living rooms before announcing her 2012 candidacy.

That could be a pretty brilliant strategy, overall. I'd be very surprised if Palin hasn't been accosted by political consultants eager to remake her image since last November. I think there are those who see her as a viable property that didn't get the right packaging from a McCain campaign. If this is "Go rogue, go to the media, build a base, then get back into politics as a legitimized 'outsider' and exploit your name recognition' - then I can't say it's a crazy plan.

But they must never, ever let her go off book.

I'll be really interested to see what the reasons are, but this doesn't smell like scandal. Media is the likeliest explanation.
posted by Miko at 3:20 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


Change is EFFECTED.

Sarah Palin is affected

Greetings from Alaska, where this is anyone is talking about. I'll pass on the best gossip later.

posted by fourcheesemac at 3:20 PM on July 3 [6 favorites has favorites]


Afroblanco,

Yes.
posted by josher71 at 3:20 PM on July 3


Can I suggest that the "are retard jokes funny" discussion might be better suited to MeTa.

No way, man. Everybody over there is crazy.
posted by Benny Andajetz at 3:21 PM on July 3 [8 favorites has favorites]


Quit being a Palin, Afroblanco.
posted by five fresh fish at 3:21 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


I don't get the "moving to a commentator job" theory. She's a very bad extemporaneous speaker. She'd be awful as a talking head.
posted by mr_roboto at 3:22 PM on July 3


Also, I'm glad she had the good sense to line up her family in ascending order by size at the press conference.

[singing]
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodni-ight
Our mom's a ditz, her ponytail's too ti-ight
posted by FelliniBlank at 3:22 PM on July 3 [34 favorites has favorites]


"The stats show that incumbents have a significant advantage, for whatever reason."

Inertia.
posted by krinklyfig at 3:23 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Let's say I'm Fox News, or a cabal (NOT CABALIST) of rich right-wing media financiers. And then let's say that I'm feeling nervous that Limbaugh/Hannity etc are not having the political impact they used to, they're only speaking to their base and most rational opposition won't even talk to them anymore. What I'd need is a MAVERICK (tm)! A maverick who can start campaigning for 2012, today! Well, tomorrow, cause that would be patriotic. And then spend the next 3 years campaigning against obama. Wouldn't cost too much, because you're not actually trying to get Palin elected, just keep her in the national political eye. Kinda like what Cheney was doing, but nobody likes Cheney, at least with Palin it would get covered on TMZ and the like...Then you could start a reality show covering the whole thing called Road to the Right House.
posted by gofargogo at 3:23 PM on July 3


Yep ... she is a quitter. She's leaving office during a time when Alaska is facing challenges. If she's leaving to remake herself, so as to pursue national office in 2012, she's one selfish person. A true leaders leads ... during flush times; during difficult times.
posted by ericb at 3:24 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


[singing]
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodni-ight
Our mom's a ditz, her ponytail's too ti-ight



She didn't have confidence in confidence alone.
posted by The Whelk at 3:24 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


OH MAN PLEASE tell me that this is a misguided attempt at preparing for a run in 2012, and after a long weekend of political advisers telling her that resigning is the worst possible thing she could do politically she rolls up to a podium Monday and announces that it was all an Independence Day joke and of course she wouldn't resign and good golly we got work to do in Alaska.
posted by graventy at 3:25 PM on July 3


Andrea Mitchell: "She has told her supporters she is out of politics, period." [video | 01:03]
posted by ericb at 3:27 PM on July 3


I think she is desperately trying to avoid being bankrupted by a lawsuit caused by her or her husband engaging in criminal activities while she was Governor. She can see the lawsuit coming down the pike, and understands that being a criminal politician is liable to end up costing her much more than if she is merely a criminal private citizen. What she doesn't understand is that she can't dodge actions committed while she was Governor by not being Governor when the lawsuit is started: she is on the hook for what was done while she was in power, regardless her current status.

Alternatively, the GOP Powers That Be have seen this coming down the pike, and are desperately distancing the party from the lawsuit that will be headlining next week's news. They've pushed her off the boat in hopes of saving their sinking ship.

I am confident this has nothing to do with getting a media job and nothing to do with 2012 plans.

Listen to the speech several times and read the statement on her government website. This is all about the ethics probes.
posted by five fresh fish at 3:30 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


"She has told her supporters she is out of politics, period."

And Brett Farve is done with football.
posted by Joey Michaels at 3:31 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


No, no, no, no....if she wanted a stab at running for President she would continue to serve the state and then announce she was not seeking a second term-- just as Romney did. It makes zero sense to just up and quit the job she was elected to-- this is breaking the contract she made with the voters. They elected her and she promised to do the job.

Perhaps being Governor is just no fun for her anymore. She never liked doing the real work-- she had a city manager come in to do the actual job when she was elected Mayor of Wasilla. Sarah doesn't like the "facts and figures" and hard shit like that. She likes smiling and waving, the eternal beauty pageant contestant. I think Sarah's dream job is probably First Lady-- being photographed in stylish clothing, showing off the kids, giving away her secret recipe for perfect Moose stew. The problem is that Todd is not Presidential material.

So if I had to guess, I think there might be a job with FOX-- but it will have to be seriously dumbed down for her. Not a nightly deal (too much to memorize) but possibly a weekly thing. She could probably manage a half-hour scripted interview/editorial to be read off a teleprompter.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 3:32 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


She's a very bad extemporaneous speaker. She'd be awful as a talking head.

She's actually not a bad speaker, she's just ignorant. By that I mean, she can string words together competently enough, but she doesn't have any command of the actual theories and facts behind the platitudes she repeats. That really matters not a whit for a talk show host though.

Put her in a Bill O'Reilly style show, where she controls the mics and guests, etc, she'd have no problems.
posted by empath at 3:34 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Two years of listening to her fail to string coherent sentences together are not going to help her. Two years of prudent and successful government would have helped her.

Yeah, like that was possible.
posted by Saxon Kane at 3:34 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


a MAVERICK STUPID COW (tm)! A maverick stupid cow who can start campaigning for 2012, today!

synonymized that for you.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 3:34 PM on July 3


This cannot be a setup for a run for President. The only thing she had going for her was that she was an actual sitting governor, now she won't even have that. It's more likely that the tumble in oil prices is going to mean massive massive deficits for Alaska because the moron took all the windfall surplus oil profits and gave it back as tax breaks (where have we seen this disastrous move before?) so now she's going to do what she does best - create massive debt making herself popular then run like hell when the waiter comes with the bill. It's more likely that Fox has offered her millions to be the latest shepherd to lead the flock against their own interests in rallies for the corporate agenda du jour.
posted by any major dude at 3:34 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


I think she's canny enough to be able to weigh the options and see that there are far, far better things for her and her family if she's not Governor.

Sure. Which she could do in less than a year when her term is up. And if she actually finished her term and completed her, ahem, initiatives, she would be in a much, much, much, better position to leverage herself for nearly any other career. At least in a long term sense.

But 'ol Sarah has never been much of a strategerist.

It doesn't make sense just to shoot for a payday right this second unless there is something pressuring her to leave office to make her desperate for that payday. It's seems like too big a gamble.
posted by tkchrist at 3:35 PM on July 3


I totally want this thread in my Recent Activity.
posted by iamkimiam at 3:35 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


I guess it doesn't have to be a single thing. Ethics scandal plus being fed up with the recent press plus poll numbers plus belief that Obama is locked in until '16. Maybe she does have a/some fox gig(s) and she can help bring out the ghosted book and maybe she's keeping half an eye on having a crack at the senate seat - is that next year? So she can set up for the future tilt at prez. But impending scandal or impeachment that she can't plow through in the usual lying manner are the most likely reasons I guess.
More than the Internet candidate, SP is the reality show contestant.
posted by peacay at 3:35 PM on July 3


I'm picturing kind of a show like The Factor, but with a more 'female' touch. Lots of glurge-y human interest stories about how jesus cured someone's planter's warts or whatever mixed with scare stories about how democrats and gays and immigrants are destroying traditional american culture. Just make it all about Guns, God and Gays and she's in her comfort zone.
posted by empath at 3:36 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


I think she's canny enough

ENOUGH WITH THE SEXISM srsly.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 3:36 PM on July 3 [5 favorites has favorites]


Ladies and gents, I present to you ... white Oprah.

You heard it here first. Well, actually, you heard it from Tiny Fey on SNL. But I think that's what will really happen.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 3:38 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


I've listened to her speech several times, and I think it can best be summed up thus:
“Colorless green ideas sleep furiously”
She is nearly incoherent. It's a stream-of-consciousness babble that most of the time is devoid of grammar and meaning.
posted by five fresh fish at 3:39 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


Like iamkimiam, my Recent Activity just isn't ...recent enough

And for the record, I don't see a talk show. I see a sit-com. "That's So Palin!" wherein each episode revolves around a family conflict solved with conservative homilies.
posted by The Whelk at 3:41 PM on July 3


I present to you ... white Oprah.

Dina Lohan will be really mad if this turns out to be true.
posted by saturnine at 3:41 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


Based on that speech, I'm thinking she was forced out.
posted by stinkycheese at 3:42 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


I present to you ... white Oprah.

I never thought I'd say this, but: You're not watching enough Tyra. Palin is waaay more Tyra. Oprah's at least superficially non-judgmental.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 3:42 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]



Ladies and gents, I present to you ... white Oprah.

Hmmm yes, except that:
a) Oprah can speak intelligently and clearly
b) Oprah can listen and respond to what was actually said

Sadly, Palin has neither of these skills.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 3:44 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


solved with conservative homilies

I am picturing a segment at the end where some key characters from the episode break the fourth wall to teach a lesson, G.I. Joe style. "And knowing (wink) is half the battle!"
posted by gac at 3:44 PM on July 3


Oh oh oh! can we lock Tyra and Palin in a room together and just film the rest? We can run it every July 4th!
posted by The Whelk at 3:44 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


Self-nitpick: I see the poll I mentioned was conducted in May but released in June
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 3:45 PM on July 3


she can string words together competently enough

I disagree; not without a script. She produces speech that has the quality of sounding like she's stringing words together competently - singsongy and animated and definitely holds one's attention - but when you read the transcripts, you don't find many complete sentences. When you do, they're run-ons. And they are composed of words and phrases which don't represent a comprehensive framework in which the ideas fit.

None of that would be a problem if she were in a scripted role.
posted by Miko at 3:46 PM on July 3 [7 favorites has favorites]



I am picturing a segment at the end where some key characters from the episode break the fourth wall to teach a lesson, G.I. Joe style. "And knowing (wink) is half the battle!"


Can it also be a variety show with republican stars singing slightly altered showtunes?


"I'm Just A Girl Who Can't Say No (To Less Taxation!)"
posted by The Whelk at 3:46 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


I WILL NOW STOP OPPRESSING THE MENTALLY DISABLED AND/OR REPUBLICAN

Afroblanco, I feel I have to call you out on that redundancy.
posted by rokusan at 3:48 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


I'm guessing a scandal discovered by another Republican, who told Palin that eventually a liberal will discover [unknown_scandal] too, soooo....get out. Now. Or something like that. But since I can't just blame this on a random unknown person or event, and since Sarah Palin can probably see it from her bathroom, I blame....CANADA! Blame Canada! *Queue South Park music*
posted by jamstigator at 3:49 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


I think she's canny enough

ENOUGH WITH THE SEXISM srsly.


Was that sarcasm? It's so hard to tell on the Blue, sometimes I'm assuming it's sarcasm, since you just posted a comment calling her a "stupid cow".
posted by darkstar at 3:51 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


I don't want this woman to disappear! I like watching her. I love her speeches. Man, her video conference is unbelievable. I think I may have a crush. ouch
posted by fcummins at 3:51 PM on July 3


I can't understand what she's saying. I can never understand what she's saying.

Her speech patterns are, for me, in the uncanny valley of language. It's so disturbing to hear English words, arranged according (mostly) to English rules of grammar, but with no meaning to me. It's a facsimile of language, but not so cartoonish a facsimile ("blah blah blah," for instance) that it's clearly meant to be a facsimile.

It's like I'm in a dream where people are speaking, and it seems to be English, but I can't understand them. Like I've had a traumatic brain injury and can no longer parse language for meaning.

It's terrible to me to listen to her.
posted by palliser at 3:51 PM on July 3 [158 favorites has favorites]


I hope she didn't pay David Frum too much to write that speech for her.
posted by Flashman at 3:51 PM on July 3


She wore that outfit during the campaign. Must be out of mis-appropriated funds.
posted by PuppyCat at 3:52 PM on July 3


Metafilter: the uncanny valley of language.
posted by fcummins at 3:53 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


So, any bets on who's the next GOP star to go supernova?
posted by darkstar at 3:53 PM on July 3


You're not watching enough Tyra.

Any Tyra is too much Tyra, just like any Palin is too much Palin.
posted by infinitewindow at 3:54 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


Sarah Palin has only served two-and-a-half years as governor, with half of that campaigning and media whoreing...
... another nine months pregnant...
...and almost all the rest of the time drawing a salary for being at home.

Still waiting to see what kind of elected official she might be, if she actually... you know... served.

Apparently, she must've felt that the accusations of not being experienced enough to be President won't matter a few years down the road, when she's just as inexperienced as before, with the additional benefit of being more out-of-touch?!
posted by markkraft at 3:54 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


As interesting as it is to speculate that she's prepping for a 2012 run and is having handlers ready her for her big day, do keep in mind that one of the repeating themes in the Vanity Fair piece was that this person doesn't listen to anyone. She couldn't accept interview prep for Katie "Softball" Couric without pissing off everyone around her for not wanting to listen to advice. She doesn't do guidance. She knows best, always.

Whatever her reasons for her resignation, I highly doubt there's some Xtreem Makeover team in play here. TV show deal, book tour, talking head for hire, maybe a 2012 run (which would be hilarious because, as tkchrist pointed out, the fact that she abruptly resigned during her term as governor would be awesome fuel for destruction during the primaries).

Personally, I like Mitheral's theory best. It's got this Jericho feel to it that I love. Sarah Palin in fatigues, backed up by a few dozen camo-clad rednecks with deer rifles, shouting into a bullhorn at a phalanx of state troopers surrounding their mountain compound, an upside-down American flag flying high.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 3:54 PM on July 3


"I'm going with the theory that she's moving to media."

I don't see this as her new employers would want to ride the wave of free advertising that comes from her quitting and wouldn't let her quit on Friday afternoon of a long weekend.
posted by Mitheral at 3:54 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


Palliser, I love the "uncanny valley of language" metaphor.

(Listening to Dutch is like that for me, too. It seems like I should understand it, but I don't, and the expectation of comprehension makes my incomprehension even more jarring than simply hearing a language that's totally incognate.)
posted by darkstar at 3:55 PM on July 3 [7 favorites has favorites]


Sarah Palin has only served two-and-a-half years as governor, with half of that campaigning and media whoreing...... another nine months pregnant...

It is possible to do one's job while pregnant, you know.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 3:55 PM on July 3 [13 favorites has favorites]


> It is possible to do one's job while pregnant, you know.

But is it possible to do one's job while Palin?
posted by Decimask at 3:57 PM on July 3 [14 favorites has favorites]


So, any bets on who's the next GOP star to go supernova?

Someone forgets to charge Romney and he slowly shuts down during a big public speech like HAL in 2001.

(Listening to Dutch is like that for me, too. It seems like I should understand it, but I don't, and the expectation of comprehension makes my incomprehension even more jarring than simply hearing a language that's totally incognate.)

Ahem
posted by The Whelk at 3:58 PM on July 3 [5 favorites has favorites]


Drawing on my encyclopedic knowledge of movies and TV, I have to suggest that Governor Palin has somehow discovered that there is, at this moment, a dinosaur-killer-sized asteroid on a collision course with Earth, and the world's governments are suppressing the story until they can build giant, subterranean arks for us (a select few), and a couple of giraffes (the VIP giraffes), to ride it out in.

Alternately, the same plot, but you can substitute "alien mothership" for "asteroid".
posted by steef at 3:59 PM on July 3


"It is possible to do one's job while pregnant, you know"

This. Plus didn't she catch flack for borderline endangerment from her actions (job over kid) when her baby was born?
posted by Mitheral at 3:59 PM on July 3


I don't see this as her new employers would want to ride the wave of free advertising that comes from her quitting and wouldn't let her quit on Friday afternoon of a long weekend.

I see the point. On the other hand, by resigning on a Friday and waiting until the start of the fall TV season to announcing something new, you're dividing the stories (she resigned, she's got a new show) instead of linking them, and possibly limiting the negative from the first to affect the second. So you get to launch your new brand in an unsullied state.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 4:02 PM on July 3


LOL, Whelk!

Oh, and while I'm at it, I loved the Lute Cat. Prithee, Lute Cat, playest thou the good Governor Palin hence!
posted by darkstar at 4:04 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


billyfleetwood: A small nitpick, but homemade signs at nearly every political rally during the last election weren't homemade, not just the RNC. The Obama campaign wouldn't let you in if you brought your own sign.
posted by Weebot at 4:04 PM on July 3


Go off and enjoy your favorites. You can thank me later for the assist.

God, please just go somewhere else.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 4:04 PM on July 3


Lute Cat is going to end up being my A Christmas Carol. Nothing I do will ever be has well-loved or known as a displeased cat in a ruff, strumming people to their doom.
posted by The Whelk at 4:06 PM on July 3 [8 favorites has favorites]


Man, it would be so fantastic if she started her own party. They could call it the Freedom 'Merrica Party and their central platform for 2012 could be "But his middle name is Hussein!!!!"

Although, I bet the Freedom 'Merrica Party would have too many infights and eventually split over just how many exclamation points should be used there.
posted by Ms. Saint at 4:06 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Drawing on my encyclopedic knowledge of movies and TV, I have to suggest that Governor Palin has somehow discovered that there is, at this moment, a dinosaur-killer-sized asteroid on a collision course with Earth, and the world's governments are suppressing the story until they can build giant, subterranean arks for us (a select few), and a couple of giraffes (the VIP giraffes), to ride it out in.

Based on my knowledge of movies I was thinking Palin was gearing up to run back and forth across the country for the next three and half years.
posted by mazola at 4:07 PM on July 3 [10 favorites has favorites]


Mike Allen writes a 'close friend' of Palin says she plans to write a book, 'considers' running in 2012.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 4:07 PM on July 3


I would love to see an analysis that breaks down and evaluates all her claims in her press conference on what she's accomplished.
posted by Saxon Kane at 4:09 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Plus didn't she catch flack for borderline endangerment from her actions (job over kid) when her baby was born?

I hope that she's just belately come to realize what having a special needs child is actually going to mean for her and her family, and made, for once, a reasonable choice to bow out. Who knows, maybe Trig is having some medical difficulties that prompted this.

I hope she's a better mother than she is *anything* else.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 4:10 PM on July 3 [8 favorites has favorites]


"Play her off, keyboard cat" set to the video of her resignation speech in 3... 2... 1...
It's like a new Rule 34.
posted by verb at 4:10 PM on July 3


A few things:

1. Politicians should stop visiting Argentina.
2. I love it when Palin is in the news because I can use the word Maverick.
3. Maybe she is pregnant with Gov. Mark Sanford's love child.
posted by toni_jean at 4:13 PM on July 3


Drill, baby, drill, Palin Cat.
posted by The Whelk at 4:14 PM on July 3


Go off and enjoy your favorites. You can thank me later for the assist.

God, please just go somewhere else.


Like Sudan. The starving children of Sudan would love you to assist them.
posted by gman at 4:15 PM on July 3


Andrea Mitchell saying people close to Palin tell her she is done with politics

Andrea Mitchell is done with politics?
posted by dirtdirt at 4:17 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


"We can all learn from our selfless, selfless troops. They are bold and they don't give up and they take a stand and they know that life is short so they choose not to waste time. They choose to be productive and to serve something greater than self and to build up their families and their states and our great country."

And the what you have learned after deep reflection on this... is to quit?

o.O

This whole event has such an urgency to it that it hard to see it as being motivated by anything other than scandal. I understand SP may be pathologically adverse to any kind of preparation, but surely if the wolves weren't already at the door, she could have found the time to handle this a little bit better.
posted by sloe at 4:17 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


God this still makes no sense.

The more I cipher on it the more my noggin gets to puzzl'n.

The oddest thing is the automatic adoption of the narrative. What she plans on doing next. Not: why the fuck did a sitting governor up and desert her post in the middle of the worst financial crisis since the depression? And since when does the loyal opposition, when disastrously defeated and out gunned, just allow one of their stars to up and quit?

Strategically, from a political point of view, it makes no sense at all.

Which is why I return to my original premise. Palin doesn't give a shit about anything but herself and she is screwing her party. Again. And judging by the morons over at Redstate and LGF they just think this is awesome,, godblesshersoul, and how dare liberals assume it's because of scandal. becuase, you know, gubermint is done broke. Becuase. Like. If a democrat ran away in the last eight months of their term they would, like, respect that personal choice and shit.
posted by tkchrist at 4:19 PM on July 3 [15 favorites has favorites]


Can't resist a silly derail:

The Whelk, in his linked comment: "[Dutch is] *almost* readable until you run into some unnatural entwining of Ks and Js and Is"

So what you're saying is when you look, it seems you understand? That's not very pleasant, I hear. Or... als je kijkt, het lijkt alsof je het begrijpt? Dat schijnt niet fijn te zijn. :)

posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 4:20 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


I've listened to her speech several times, and I think it can best be summed up thus:

“Colorless green ideas sleep furiously”


Her new speech writer is... Noam Chomsky?
posted by jamjam at 4:23 PM on July 3


Whelk, Lute Cat would make excellent Christmas Cards.

If you ever do this, put me down for a box. Just sayin'.
posted by darkstar at 4:24 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


So what you're saying is when you look, it seems you understand? That's not very pleasant, I hear. Or... als je kijkt, het lijkt alsof je het begrijpt? Dat schijnt niet fijn te zijn. :)

Gah! the flashbacks. Yeah, the feeling that I *should* know what's being written hits hard against the fact that I can't make heads or tails outta it and the occasional helpful english-ish or german-ish word doesn't help.

Darkstar, you see it on the front or inside?
posted by The Whelk at 4:26 PM on July 3


There's a poll up on redstate, asking the question "Why did Sarah Palin resign?" and the winner by a 6 point margin is: "Scandal coming".
posted by stavrogin at 4:26 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


posted by Afroblanco So we can end this now, right?

No, we cannot. You first must open a MetaTalk thread to apologize profusely to everyone who may have been offended, and then you must swear to never do it again, while the Grand Mufti of MetaFilter combs through your entire posting history to look for other transgressions with which he will denounce you and your membership here. Then--and only then--will he loudly decree for you to go away and never come back.
posted by mattdidthat at 4:27 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


On the Front. Too cool to be hidden inside!

Maybe a blurb on the inside that says something about playing off the old year. But maybe that's too predictable...
posted by darkstar at 4:27 PM on July 3


Palin looked completely frazzled at the press conference. I have to say that I hope it is a scandal because the other explanation, to me, is that she recently received some bad news having to do with her family (cancer etc). If you'd just had enough of the crap or you were planning to run for president why would your speech come across like you were a lilting-voiced spun out tweaker?
posted by Justinian at 4:30 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


why would your speech come across like you were a lilting-voiced spun out tweaker?

Dude, she's from Wasilla. She IS a spun out tweaker.
posted by fourcheesemac at 4:32 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


I hope her head falls off!
posted by You Should See the Other Guy at 4:33 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


oh god oh god please get a show on a fox news oh god please
posted by jstewart at 9:30 PM on July 3 [+] [!]

posted by Mikey-San at 4:33 PM on July 3 [7 favorites has favorites]


There's a poll up on redstate, asking the question "Why did Sarah Palin resign?" and the winner by a 6 point margin is: "Scandal coming".

Oh. A liberal media hatchet job. A trumped up scandal. And she has such class and panache that she just ain't gonna dignify such pinko slander with so much as a howdy-do. Not our blessed Sarah. Why. Why she is just like Margaret Thatcher our Sarah. Such grace. Such resolve.

Jeebus those people are fucking hypocritical paranoid idiots.

Sigh. This has got to stop. I can't get any work done with all this juicy distraction. I can't stand the tension.
posted by tkchrist at 4:33 PM on July 3


Some are wondering if this is a shrewd move to just "cash in" on her recent fame/notoriety. She can now hit the lecture circuit, she can publish her book, appear on FOX News and she can attract crowds to raise money for other Republican candidates across the country.
posted by ericb at 4:35 PM on July 3


Shit Sandwich. To go.
posted by dbiedny at 4:36 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


"It is possible to do one's job while pregnant, you know."

...but usually not by working from home pretty much all the time.

"312 nights spent in her own home during her first 19 months in office, charging a "per diem" allowance intended to cover meals and incidental expenses while traveling on state business."

It's not that she was pregnant, exactly. It's that she spent practically her entire administration preoccupied and phoning-it-in.

Given that context, having the Lt. Governor take over for her should change practically nothing. Sounds like they were already doing most of the job -- you know... the one based in Juneau -- anyway.
posted by markkraft at 4:37 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


posted by fourcheesemac She IS a spun out tweaker.

No, she's a pitbull with lipstick! She said so herself!
posted by mattdidthat at 4:37 PM on July 3


QUITTER.
posted by Ron Thanagar at 4:41 PM on July 3


Seen on Twitter: "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? The pitbull doesn't quit."
posted by azpenguin at 4:42 PM on July 3 [11 favorites has favorites]


posted by Blazecock Pileon God, please just go somewhere else.

You first. And take your Hitler references with you.
posted by mattdidthat at 4:43 PM on July 3


I'm just watching a re-run of the statement. It's babble. It's like some dam has eroded and collapsed in her mind.
posted by carter at 4:44 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


I PREDICT:

1) The national GOP joins forces with Scientology thugs to intimidate Palin into resigning, a turn of events secretly desired by
2) the Religious Right, who hope to give her as much media exposure as a martyred Christianist commentator as possible in order to
3) make her a credible outsider candidate for whatever crazyass independent party they come up with for 2012;
4) the national GOP sheds the Religious Right only to find themselves saddled with an embarrassingly public debt to the Scientologists (and I'll throw in the Moonies, too), just as
5) the Religious Right gains just enough support to split the vote in the Democrats favor, thus ensuring
6) a final deathblow to that lumbering behemoth, Reaganism.

Of course, we'll all be eating wall paper glue for sustenance by then. And I ALSO PREDICT that our wallpaper glue eating period will be remembered fondly as "the good old days" by conservatives in the distant future.

/criswell
posted by maryh at 4:44 PM on July 3 [5 favorites has favorites]


She used "we" alot and did seem frazzled (or more so than usual), I'm betting on pregnant or Todd is in trouble or some combination thereof.

In any event it may take awhile for the story to come out. Her parents and kids didn't know about her last pregnancy until she was 7 months along.
posted by readery at 4:45 PM on July 3


Todd is Trig's daddy, but Sarah ain't the mommy.

Maybe. As good as any other speculation.
posted by fourcheesemac at 4:46 PM on July 3


Or vice versa.

There, my money's on the table.
posted by fourcheesemac at 4:47 PM on July 3


You first. And take your Hitler references with you.

Flagged and moved on.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 4:47 PM on July 3


I wish there were a way to add threads to your recent activity without leaving pointless comments.
posted by cj_ at 4:48 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


Sure, she can see the Oval Office from her house... but she can also see the writing on the wall. I'd guess that something huge is about to break, and/or, that people are telling her that something huge *might* break, unless she hits the trail.

My assumption, when I'd heard the news, was that she'd bailed because she'd foreseen that Alaska's financial mess, and her ethics messes, were just going to weaken her position over time, and she wanted to make a beeline for the money and the airtime.

Having seen a few seconds of her speech, I now strongly suspect that her departure is a matter of urgency and desperation, and probably not her own idea.
posted by darth_tedious at 4:48 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


I wish Afroblanco, Blazecock, mattdidthat, and whoever the hell else is flopping their dicks about would STFU. And also that I could update Recent Activity without leaving comments.
posted by five fresh fish at 4:50 PM on July 3 [6 favorites has favorites]


At what point in the Sanford thread did some enterprising reporter break the scandal? It was a day or two in, right?

This could be a very entertaining holiday weekend...
posted by darkstar at 4:52 PM on July 3


I can't believe I'm the first to post

.

Ding dong, the witch is dead.

Or something that rhymes with witch.

Of course, she will re-emerge as a Media Public Nuisance, cashing in on her undeserved fame, but if it were possible to run a Presidential Campaign from that position, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck would be well ahead of her right now. And Oprah Winfrey would already be President.

I hope she's a better mother than she is *anything* else.
When she refused to interrupt an out-of-state pre-campaign political speech when her water broke, that single incident made me believe she is a TERRIBLE mother. I wished the crazy rumor about her covering for her daughter was true just because it reflected BETTER on her as a mother. And Letterman's tastelessness aside, it appears more likely that her second daughter will give birth before her 18th birthday than her youngest child will survive to his 6th.

The long-term historic view of Sarah Palin will probably be summed up in one word: Psychotic.
posted by wendell at 4:52 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Cue John Ziegler on the scene blaming the media in 3....2.....1.....
posted by AzzaMcKazza at 4:53 PM on July 3


BALIN' PALIN!
posted by Ron Thanagar at 4:54 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


I'm befuddled by this "only dead fish go with the flow" metaphor. She's comparing herself to a salmon? A delicious salmon?
It's like the best episode of River Monsters ever!
posted by Dr. Zira at 4:55 PM on July 3


And she timed her announcement to make sure it was AFTER Letterman taped his Friday show.
posted by wendell at 4:55 PM on July 3


Only dead fish go with the flow, unless you're a maverick pitbull with lipstick!
posted by mattdidthat at 4:56 PM on July 3


Check out the animal sounds in the background of her resignation speech! It sounds like some turkeys are being slaughtered again -- or celebrating.
posted by fourcheesemac at 4:57 PM on July 3


Just saw Bill Press giving it to some Republican Strategist on Hardball a little while ago.

The GOP dude said something like "the Republicans are in great shape!" Press pointed out the "delusional" thinking, noting that Obama is at 64% popularity with Republicans are at generationally-low levels of party ID, the Dems have a 50 vote margin in the House and 60 votes in the Senate, the Dems lead polls on every major issue including National Security, and now we've seen three GOP stars flame out in recent days.

"If this means the GOP is in good shape," he said, "I'm an astronaut."
posted by darkstar at 4:58 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


My money's on an affair with Todd Palin's business partner.
posted by Ironmouth at 4:58 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


Check out the animal sounds in the background of her resignation speech! It sounds like some turkeys are being slaughtered again -- or celebrating.

That's pig's wings flapping. They're not quite flying yet, but they're doing some sort of high-stepping dance right now.
posted by Devils Rancher at 5:00 PM on July 3 [7 favorites has favorites]


Palin is a loathsome idiot, but I hope the silver lining to having to hear about here yet again is that her disabled child will have more parental attention.
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 5:01 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


When she refused to interrupt an out-of-state pre-campaign political speech when her water broke, that single incident made me believe she is a TERRIBLE mother.

Why would that be the thing to concern you? Women don't immediately go into labor when their water breaks. Sure it's a hint that things are about to get moving, but it happens to women in all sorts of places and situations, and you don't have to drop everything that second and run. And since she'd had several pregnancies before, I'm certainly willing to believe that she was comfortable with the process and aware of her own body's timetable.
posted by Miko at 5:02 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


I'm befuddled by this "only dead fish go with the flow" metaphor.

My husband just pointed out the title of Jim Hightower's brand new book, Swim against the Current: Even a Dead Fish Can Go With the Flow.

That's Even Dead Fish, not Only Dead Fish, you incompetent cribber.
posted by maryh at 5:04 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


And she timed her announcement to make sure it was AFTER Letterman taped his Friday show.

Her announcement came at 3:30 p.m. (Eastern). I believe that Letterman tapes The Late Show at 5:00 p.m. (Eastern).
posted by ericb at 5:04 PM on July 3


"Lessons I, Sarah Palin, Have Learned"
(an abridged version of her speech):

1. Determination and sacrifice for public service are important, so I'm quitting.

2. It would be a waste of money and other resources for me to remain Governor.

3. It will be better for the state of Alaska (and everyone else) if I'm not Governor.

4. The Lieutenant Governor can do this job just fine - you don't need me around.

5. Fulfilling my obligations to the people of Alaska is similar to being a dead fish drifting downstream.

6. The best basketball point guard is one who quits the game 3/4 of the way down the court.
posted by darkstar at 5:07 PM on July 3 [14 favorites has favorites]


Yeah, I finally got to watch the actual speech just now. That is a scared woman. She's racing through her talking points, appearing distracted and uncomfortable, and looking ashen and sleep-deprived. Her reasons make no sense, and she piles several irrational explanations one on top of the other, several times, as if trying to convince herself or others. Todd looks sheepish and anxious. The kids look like they'd rather be anywhere else. And if you were going to "stage" a proper resignation speech with enough time (and you were Sarah Palin) you'd dress to kill and not do it staring into the sun with animal noises all around you.

Something smells like blood in the water.
posted by fourcheesemac at 5:07 PM on July 3 [11 favorites has favorites]


"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together ... mass hysteria."
posted by DaddyNewt at 5:07 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Whoa. I hope that's photoshopped.
posted by five fresh fish at 5:07 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


Yeah, but Miko, I don't know any woman who would get on an airplane for a 6 hour flight with their water breaking. That is nuts.
posted by fourcheesemac at 5:08 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]




Right now I'm reading Nixonland. Nixon was Eisenhower's VP, he ran against JFK in 1960 and lost, then ran for California governor in 1962 and lost. Everyone wrote his political obituary, especially after a nasty post-election press conference; not to mention the obituary of the GOP on a Federal level. There were a l-o-o-o-n-g list of reasons why he was fundamentally unelectable. The media, the thinking electorate, and other members of his own party totally dismissed him.

Well, Nixon spent the next few years after that, keeping himself in the public eye. He'd make speeches. He'd write columns and editorials. He wrote a book. He traveled abroad.

And he campaigned for other Republicans, networking and making himself visible, and along with a team of experts, speechwriters and consultants to polish his image.

In 1962, people thought it was fundamentally impossible for him to be elected - for anything. But in 1968 people were clamoring for him.

The Huffington Post quotes Nick Ayers, head of the Republican Governor's Association, saying "Part of her decision is she wants to spend more time campaigning for candidates".

For that matter she plans to write a book too.

And the idea of her running in 2012 is not new.

Don't kid yourself. All she needs to do is get the right handlers, push the right people's buttons the right way, and she can get on the ticket. And into the White House.

It CAN happen. Don't kid yourself. And I say that with trepidation...

BTW Nixon, like him or loathe him, was a lot more savvy than Sarah Palin...
posted by thermonuclear.jive.turkey at 5:09 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


Oh come on now, that's just cruel.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 5:09 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


I feel really sorry for the mods who should've been enjoying a lovely July 4th weekend but now have to deal with another Palin thread.
posted by The Whelk at 5:09 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


My money's on an affair with Todd Palin's business partner.

Oh, I forgot all about that. Scott Richter [previously] who sought to have his divorce records sealed at the time of Palin's VP run.
posted by ericb at 5:10 PM on July 3


I feel really sorry for the mods who should've been enjoying a lovely July 4th weekend but now have to deal with another Palin thread.

At least Holden Karnofsky isn't involved in this!
posted by ericb at 5:11 PM on July 3


I feel really sorry for the mods who should've been enjoying a lovely July 4th weekend but now have to deal with another Palin thread.

So do they.
posted by gman at 5:12 PM on July 3


Yeah, but Miko, I don't know any woman who would get on an airplane for a 6 hour flight with their water breaking. That is nuts.

A lot of people pointed to this as proof that she wasn't really pregnant, that the baby was Bristol's. I doubt it. I think she wanted to get home and have the baby with the doctor who she'd been working with. She'd had a bunch of babies already and I'm sure was comfortable with the risks, as a lot of mothers are when they have multiple children. Would I do it? Nah, no way. But then I haven't had a bunch of children, and am not pregnant with a high-risk pregnancy, and it's none of my business what she chose to do about it. I don't think one can extrapolate from this event that she'd be a terrible mother.
posted by Miko at 5:13 PM on July 3 [6 favorites has favorites]


I'm betting on pregnant or Todd is in trouble or some combination thereof.

My father's theory is that Todd is pregnant. And not by Sarah.
posted by fermion at 5:13 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


The GOP's release of all that email scuttlebutt earlier this week would indicate that they really want to dissociate themselves from her.

I predict that there are criminal charges pending. Someone's likely to be heading to jail. Not sure if it would be her or The Todd.
posted by five fresh fish at 5:13 PM on July 3


Is there anyway to send cortex a beer over TCP/IP?
posted by The Whelk at 5:14 PM on July 3 [10 favorites has favorites]


Right now I'm reading Nixonland.

Then you should be able to see that while Nixon was a paranoid megalomaniac, he wasn't an ignorant fucking moron.
posted by Devils Rancher at 5:14 PM on July 3 [13 favorites has favorites]


... and one more comment about Nixonland - there are many examples in the book of elections across the US in those turbulent days of the 1960's (mayor of a particular city, governor of a particular state etc.).

The same pattern would arise ... you'd get two candidates: one, a smart, experienced, straightforward legislator, versus an unintelligent hack who spouts less-than-truthful nonsense, who panders to the most base elements of the electorate.

Guess which candidate gets elected? Consistently, time and time again?

The point of Nixonland is that Richard Nixon understood the way the political winds were blowing, and he spent years putting in the groundwork to turn himself into the candidate to reap the benefits when the time came.
posted by thermonuclear.jive.turkey at 5:15 PM on July 3


Her brother speaks out. He blames the time spent on the ethics complaints and bad media.

But that doesn't explain this sudden and weird way of announcing it.
posted by five fresh fish at 5:18 PM on July 3


It is medically not advised to fly *at all* in the last few weeks of pregnancy, let alone with your water breaking, let alone with a special needs delivery, let alone when you're in a major city with a serious NICU facility and at the end of the 6 hour flight and two hour drive is a two-bit regional medical center, familiar doctor or not. I'm not saying this proves she's a terrible mother (her eldest daughter's early pregnancy says all I need to know about that). But it proves she is either as stupid as everyone says, or crazy, or hoped the pregnancy would end "tragically" (which is sort of evil, I know). She strikes me as deeply narcissistic, and the way she uses her kids as political props (constantly, all of them, but especially "the world needs more" Trig) reminds me of a classic Mommy Dearest type.
posted by fourcheesemac at 5:18 PM on July 3 [13 favorites has favorites]


Sources say embezzlement.
posted by five fresh fish at 5:19 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


Re: Devils Rancher - read my second comment - Palin just needs to know (or be told how to) push people's buttons. Yes Palin is no Nixon. But she doesn't have to be smart to get elected. Just tell people what they want to hear. Pander to their fears, their prejudices, their desires. Mouth the party line. Then they WILL vote for her.
posted by thermonuclear.jive.turkey at 5:19 PM on July 3


Women don't immediately go into labor when their water breaks. Sure it's a hint that things are about to get moving, but it happens to women in all sorts of places and situations, and you don't have to drop everything that second and run.

It wasn't that she didn't drop everything. She had the signs of early labor before her scheduled speech, yet she decided to go on and give the speech at the conference. Then instead of going to a local hospital she chose to travel for 15 hours (at 36 weeks!) before obtaining medical treatment. The risk of infection with a ruptured membrane is a significant concern in that state, which is why everyone gave her so much shit about it.
posted by Rhomboid at 5:20 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


Who's Sarah Palin?

...oh right, some veep wannabe. Whatever happened to her?
posted by Smedleyman at 5:20 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Whoa. I hope that's photoshopped

Nope. It's pretty much exactly what one sees at about the 7:20-40 mark in the video I watched (MSNBC's, not YT).

Probably just the onset of obesity, however.
posted by fourcheesemac at 5:20 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


DKos linked to a story yesterday that contained emails between Palin and Steve Schmidt. I wondered at the time how they could have gotten them. This sudden resignation-without-a-reason smells like scandal about to drop. Connection?
posted by DU at 5:22 PM on July 3


Ooh, can we maybe skip the is-Palin-a-rotten-mother discussion? Like, just go here and ctrl-F / command-F for "mother" or "trig" or "water broke" and just relive the glory once more. That ground's been trod but good, and in the epic-est of all epic longboat threads.
posted by shiu mai baby at 5:23 PM on July 3 [5 favorites has favorites]


Kibitzing about her pregnancy and what she did bothers me from a feminist angle. It's none of my business. I don't know what she and her doctor have talked about. I know what is generally said to women about flying during pregancy, drinking during pregnancy, running during pregnancy, taking karate during pregnancy, etc. I know the general advice. I also know that women and doctors routinely take general advice and risk into account, and they make decisions they feel are right for their individual cases. I don't know enough about Sarah Palin's individual case.

I think you can look at her children and her family and use the outcomes we can see as a means of judging her aptitude as a parent. It really bothers me, though, no matter what doctors generally say about flying during pregnancy, to assume that it wasn't an agreement between her and her doctor, knowing she was a political figure, to accept the risk of her flying in order to be delivered by people who are familiar with her case, given all the risks of the pregnancy they already understood.
posted by Miko at 5:23 PM on July 3 [7 favorites has favorites]


ericbDKos linked to a story yesterday that contained emails between Palin and Steve Schmidt. I wondered at the time how they could have gotten them.

Those e-mails were from the Vanity Fair article -- the subject of this FPP.
posted by ericb at 5:24 PM on July 3


Palin just needs to know (or be told how to) push people's buttons.

See, now, I think in fact that is just about all in the world that Sarah Palin is good at already. Almost every single sentence she utters is about getting the troops riled up. Hell, half the time they're not even full sentences, just strings of buzzwords.

What she needs to get into the Nixonian zone (not really, but at least for appearances) is to learn about four cogent sentences on each of the major issues of the day, including one simple action item that she thinks the government should do. Then, she could hack the banal network news interviews and gain the grudging respect of the pundit class. Even this it seems like may be too tall an order for her, though she did really pull one out against Biden in the VP debate - you never know.

I think she's got button-pushing down pat though.
posted by rkent at 5:24 PM on July 3


Please leave her alone! She's looking north to the future!
posted by You Should See the Other Guy at 5:26 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Should America be in the mood that it was at the end of the Carter administration, I'd fully expect to see Palin on the scene and winning. Her ra, ra, ra speech style would work well in that situation.

Sarah Palin is Ronald Reagan with a vagina.
posted by mpls2 at 5:27 PM on July 3


May I say that the MeTa thread in no way compensates me for the current lack of juicy detail about this latest GOP drahma?

Where is the enterprising reporter with the incriminating photos, already? Where is the wronged and passively-aggressive spousal interviews at the mailbox? Where are the han-handed cover-up statements from her spokesperson?

Hop to, people, the weekend is already under way! My holiday isn't going to celebrate itself!
posted by darkstar at 5:27 PM on July 3


Sarah who now?
posted by deliquescent at 5:27 PM on July 3


On a more serious note, there's an additional potential explanation. Beyond a scandal, or being offered a more solid (and perhaps more appropriate) job elsewhere, and so forth, let's posit the Vanity Fair piece as having some valid points.

If she really does have Narcissistic Personality Disorder (or Borderline, for that matter), this is precisely the kind of drama move that fits in with it. Especially the timing of it, which will make the Independence Day 2009 weekend that Weekend About Palin. "I'm not getting enough attention!" This would be followed by further odd moves, apparently self-destructive, made with blinkworthy reasoning, to attract additional attention. It is an armchair diagnosis, to be sure, but all of the psychologists I worked for sat in chairs with arms, as well. Short of getting her on a couch or forcing her to take an MMPI, behavior is all we have.

This could be the beginning of a serious career meltdown.
posted by adipocere at 5:27 PM on July 3 [7 favorites has favorites]


*han-handed --> ham-handed
posted by darkstar at 5:28 PM on July 3


I too have posted in this thread.
posted by reverend cuttle at 5:31 PM on July 3 [6 favorites has favorites]


There is one thing I am 99.9% certain that Palin intends to do...

FUNDRAISING.

Lots of fundraising appearances, most likely, for the Republican candidates in 2010. She very well might make it a fulltime thing between now and then.

Why? Because it's arguably what the Republican Party needs most out of her right now... and just as arguably what she needs for any of her political aspirations in the future.

One of the reasons that Obama won the Presidency is that he did such a great job fundraising for the Democrats in the prior election cycles. That helped win him a lot of support within the Democratic Party that all the other candidates -- with exception of Hillary -- did not have.

Money makes a big difference. Kerry probably would've won if he wasn't outspent about 2-1 by a combination of Bush's own fundraising and by the various independent attack ad groups. Money isn't necessarily how you win elections, but if your opponent has a weakness, it gives you greater opportunity to exploit it. Likewise, if you have a weakness, you can put forward a message that oftentimes makes that weakness look like a trivial, petty attack and more "politics as usual."

The fact is, much of the time when we hear accusations of someone engaging in "politics as usual", its in the form of a paid campaign ad.

I think that the Republicans are scared silly about the possibility that the Democrats might be able to keep raising more money than they have been able to. Sarah Palin is, most likely, their solution to this.

My hope, frankly, is that President Obama will find ways to convince a lot of those that are disillusioned about the various compromises and relative lack-of-progress on some fronts, that he is going to come through for them, given enough time and support, and that he will hold his base together, and, when the time comes, he will get out there, tour the country, speak a lot, and get a whole lotta people to keep donating.

Yes, campaign fundraising is sad, banal, and prone to corruption. But ignoring the realities won't minimize the fundraising efforts of the Republican Party, or make the bills go away.

Ultimately, if we're not the ones paying the bills, someone else surely will be. We simply cannot afford to not stay engaged in the process, because as disappointing as the Democrats can oftentimes be, at least the *potential* for change exists. If we want that potential to continue to exist, we have to hold onto the House and Senate, if not expand our base of support.

And yes, that will require money to do. You can't ignore Red States for decades and then expect to change that overnight with a "fifty state plan" which doesn't actually bring the candidate to all fifty states.

President Obama is pretty busy in the White House right now, but he's needed just as badly in Kansas, Arizona, West Virginia, Texas... and really anywhere where people don't believe that government can do things that might actually help them every now and then.
posted by markkraft at 5:32 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


aw damn, just saw smedleyman's "who's sarah palin" comment. I even did a "sarah who" search on the page to make sure it hadn't been done. Just goes to show that in a 380 comment thread, every easy one liner has been taken.

Sarah Palin Tall? Looks like she's imPalin her political career? Um... I'll stop now.
posted by deliquescent at 5:33 PM on July 3


when reality TV meets politics, you get this kind of garbage.

i imagine Alaska is breathing a sigh of relief.

somewhere, jerry springer is taking a bow.
posted by Max Power at 5:39 PM on July 3


I love commenting in threads like this because anything even halfway witty garners like ten favorites.

(except this)
posted by shakespeherian at 5:42 PM on July 3 [13 favorites has favorites]


Change is EFFECTED.

Sarah Palin is affected


no

change is effected

ronald reagan's down home mannerisms were affected

sarah palin is just f'd
posted by pyramid termite at 5:42 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


The Palins are not going to be fund-raising, they are not going to have a TV show, they are not going to run for President.

One of them is going to go to jail.

Someone uncovered something big this past week. The GOP has stabbed her in the back by releasing the emails. She has been forced out of her position. Some big, big shit is about to hit the fan.

The Palins did not get into politics for the benefit of the people of Alaska. They got into politics to make a shitton of money. And they've been caught.

IMO, YMMV, but early next week I think we'll see I'm right.
posted by five fresh fish at 5:44 PM on July 3 [8 favorites has favorites]


According to this article, Sarah wants to become the face of the Republican Party.

If the GOP supports that, they really need to lay off the crack.
posted by Benny Andajetz at 5:45 PM on July 3


Because, after all, no one has called Mark Sanford a bad father, right?

Palin made her kids into props and her motherly virtues a supposed qualification for office. Her supporters harp on it constantly.

She knows the meaning of "you reap what you sow.". She is a Christian, as she and her fans never cease reminding us. I see no particular sexism in throwing her bullshit back in her lying face.
posted by fourcheesemac at 5:48 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


One of them is going to go to jail.

I knew there had to be a real reason and this would be great if it were true. Is it being discussed online anywhere? With any semblance of facts around that?
posted by mathowie at 5:50 PM on July 3


Actually, last October or so I encouraged my Wii-owning friend to make a Sarah Palin Mii, so that "when we play in a year I can say 'Sarah Palin... now who was that again?'".

Wishful thinking probably, still.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 5:53 PM on July 3


If you libtards can stop having gay sex with each other for five minutes, you can go to Rapture Ready and get the real low-down on Sarah:

It seems to me she's just let go of one leg to sink her teeth into the other. Sarah Palin is not a quitter. Like the rest of us, she hates the direction of Washington and she's just made herself available to fully oppose the policy-making. Let the Kool-aid drunks wag their heads and gossip about how she just blew it. What else do we expect from them?

You know...she needs a break. This will be good for her. The libs won't leave her alone - it's been 8 mos since the election and they're still knocking her every opportunity they get. Me thinks they're scared...

Sarah Palin will fully oppose the policy-making! Better be afraid, libs!
posted by eatyourcellphone at 5:53 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Those e-mails were from the Vanity Fair article

Ummm....that doesn't explain anything. My point is, someone leaked extremely sensitive (Schmidt admitted that the AIP thing was very serious), high-level emails. Who knows what else is in there or a fellow-traveller thereof.
posted by DU at 5:54 PM on July 3


Bradblog says that there is an embezzlement scandal brewing with possible federal indictments associated with the use of building materials for the Palin's house while the Wasilla Sports Complex was being built, during her tenure as mayor.
posted by unSane at 5:54 PM on July 3


Sarah Palin is Ronald Reagan with a vagina.

No, Ronald Reagan was kind of charming.
posted by infinitywaltz at 5:54 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


Even if you hate babies, you can point to that little timeline as proof that she is a terrible human being. There were two flights - if something had happened on one of those flights, then the plane would had to have been diverted at tremendous inconvenience to everyone on board, including the crews, and screwed up connection schedules for other flyers. And you don't always get a hotel voucher if you have to sleep in the airport after your flight lands in Billings, Montana, instead of going on to Seattle. Presumably, if she spoke to people about flying while pregnant, let alone in labor, these concerns would come up. I have to assume she brushed them away like she does everything that has to do with, you know, other people.

My own theory is that she is so utterly unable to deal with people who have not already proved their loyalty that she could think of nothing but getting to her own personal doctor who could be trusted to ... whatever the heck it is she thinks she needs. I get tired of people saying she knows what buttons to push and she's clever and so forth - she has a few things that she might say, she says them loud and long, and when those things don't work she plays the victim.

And agreed with all the comments about her attitude. Palin seems to love nothing more than standing up in front of people saying stuff (with zero regard for truth, reason, or accountability.) She did not look happy, or like she felt safe.

I would love to think she's really out of public life for good, but I can't worrying that the whole quitting thing and the weirdly timed announcement are all new examples of her being bone-headed and bullheaded in ways that seem so stupid and wrong while we watch, and yet won't hurt her in the slightest because later on she'll just get up in front of people and say other stuff that warms the hearts of her base and desperate base and we're right back to her being the hottie repub and all that crap.
posted by Lesser Shrew at 5:56 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


but seriously - she's 45 - she doesn't have to press for 2012 if she doesn't want to - and it may well be that she's figured out that she'd lose to obama and she wouldn't get a 2nd chance

no, she could wait until 2024 if she really wanted to

it was my impression from reading nixonland is that it took nixon a few years after 1960 to realize that he could take another shot at it

no, she's ducking out before the shit hits the fan - and even if it's her shit hitting it, the fact is that she's not going to have microphones shoved in her face every day to explain it if she's not governor - and i don't think it's a scandal, because if it was going to blow up in her face, i would think she'd resign a lot sooner than july 26th

no, she's going to come up with her version of what ronald reagan called "the speech" - and she's going to give it at fundraisers and political gatherings - and she's going to work on her presentation and her policies and her professionalism

she probably realizes she won't be ready in 2012, and it's not going to be a great year for her party anyway

so, she's going to work for the party and work on the party - and if it gets her into the nomination in 2016 or 2020, fine - if it doesn't - well, she's still helped the cause and made some money
posted by pyramid termite at 5:56 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Bradblog says that there is an embezzlement scandal brewing with possible federal indictments associated with the use of building materials for the Palin's house while the Wasilla Sports Complex was being built, during her tenure as mayor.

If this is indeed the case, I hope they have a more competent prosecutorial staff than the team that went after Stevens for nearly the same thing. Because, damn. That was painful to watch.
posted by shiu mai baby at 5:57 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


If she really does have Narcissistic Personality Disorder (or Borderline, for that matter), this is precisely the kind of drama move that fits in with it... This could be the beginning of a serious career meltdown.

I came thisclose to conjecturing the same thing in the same terms but didn't want to discuss psychiatric definitions. (What about "bad mother"? Yeah, I'm an awful person. BTW Dave didn't tape today, he does 2 shows on Monday, one of which airs Friday)

As for career, that's already a puddle on the ground; she's just opening her campaign to replace Michael Jackson as America's Most Batshit Crazy Celebrity.

And Jay Rosen on Twitter made a great quote while coining the perfect phrase (emphasis mine): "There's bullshit and there's pit bullshit. Palin's hatred for the English sentence is source code for all her resentments."

But I PREDICT this will not improve her chances of ever becoming President unless the Teabag Militias stage a successful military coup and need a figurehead.
posted by wendell at 5:58 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


well this COMMENT is kinda charming.

isn't it ? Oh FYI, I'm about to eat my FIRST HAMBURGER EVER. What can I expect?
posted by The Whelk at 5:58 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Sources say embezzlement.

Bradblog says that there is an embezzlement scandal brewing...

ThinkProgress and the Daily Beast on the embezzlement story.
posted by ericb at 5:59 PM on July 3


My money (such as it is) rests on impending federal indictment(s). That was a terrified person trying her gosh darn best to mask it in that "press conference." I suppose we'll see soon enough. Prison's too good for her narcissistic opportunism and unethical/illegal bush-league bullshit. Good fucking riddance.
posted by joe lisboa at 5:59 PM on July 3


1. We really don't know whether Ronald Reagan did, in fact, have a penis. It's not a pretty image, but there it is.

2. RE: "Sarah Palin is not a quitter." It never ceases to amaze me how cognitive dissonance works. YOU JUST SAW HER QUIT ON NATIONAL T.V.! What more do you need?
posted by darkstar at 6:00 PM on July 3 [8 favorites has favorites]


Gungho: "Why? No one seems to say why?"

I feel the first comment in this thread is still the best so far.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 6:00 PM on July 3


Trig = Checkers?
posted by drjimmy11 at 6:02 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


They played part of her speech on CBC while we were eating dinner tonight. Granted there were kids talking and so on, but all I heard was a crazy person ranting about something I couldn't follow. Crazy in a nice way, maybe, but not making much sense.
posted by sneebler at 6:02 PM on July 3


I think it's great when something like this happens because it totally justifies CNN's entire existence. Everyone swings into action, they get to make up tonnes of fab new slogans, talk it over a billion different ways...good times! Especially since we just got a massive new TV. Does it make me a giant loser that I'm excited to watch the fallout all night? Wait, don't answer that. And no, I don't think Anderson Cooper is sexy.
posted by Go Banana at 6:03 PM on July 3


Fools! Don't you see? Obviously this means Raul Malo is getting The Mavericks together again! This is great news for John McCain alt-country!
posted by scody at 6:03 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


First time in the history of the universe that "Sarah Palin" and "pulled out early" have been used in the same sentence.
posted by GuyZero at 6:04 PM on July 3 [23 favorites has favorites]


Ummm....that doesn't explain anything. My point is, someone leaked extremely sensitive (Schmidt admitted that the AIP thing was very serious), high-level emails. Who knows what else is in there or a fellow-traveller thereof.

I hear ya'.

BTW -- McCain And Palin Personally Approved Internal Email Hunt For Leakers, Campaign Manager Says.
posted by ericb at 6:04 PM on July 3


... Palin's house and the Wasilla Sports Complex built during her tenure as Mayor. Both structures, it is said, feature the "same windows, same wood, same products....

This is hilarious, if it is true. I can't wait to see the pictures.
posted by Flashman at 6:06 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


Newspaper columnists give Gov. Palin dubious honor.

Gov. Sarah Palin receives Sitting Duck Award.
posted by ericb at 6:06 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Here's a list of progressive Alaska blogs to follow for news. None have anything substantially new yet, but anything breaking locally will likely show up in these blogs first:

http://www.progressivealaska.blogspot.com/
http://www.themudflats.net/
http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/
http://shannynmoore.wordpress.com/
http://divasblueoasis.com/

These are truly small and local blogs. Show 'em some love with traffic!
posted by fourcheesemac at 6:07 PM on July 3 [28 favorites has favorites]


This is all about the one-liners on twitter. Another take: "Palin quitting politics is like Ann Coulter quitting evil."
posted by GuyZero at 6:10 PM on July 3 [10 favorites has favorites]


I'll bet a handful of you Mefites were coaxed into seeing Transformers 2, shunning your normally infallible cultural standards... Do you remember the preview for the movie that looked like Armageddon3 with Earth getting wiped out in every way possible? When the name for that movie came up: 2012 ... did anyone else subconsciously see Sarah Palin's 2012 in front of the title?

Me too! Omg.
posted by clearly at 6:10 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


"We've seen a lot of nutty behavior from governors and Republican leaders in the last three months, but this one is at the top of that," said John Weaver...
"'Good point guards don’t quit and walk off the floor if the going gets tough,' said John Weaver, a former senior strategist for Mr. McCain. 'Today’s move falls further into the weirdness category; people don’t like a quitter.'" *

posted by ericb at 6:10 PM on July 3


This is hilarious, if it is true. I can't wait to see the pictures.

Well, here's the Palin house from a simple Google search, and here's a virtual tour of the sports complex. I'm looking, but not seeing, any obvious similarities from the available shots (not that there couldn't be, when you get up close).
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 6:11 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


But are they organic? Seriously though, thanks for the links, fourcheesemac.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 6:11 PM on July 3


Good point guards don’t quit and walk off the floor if the going gets tough

Somebody better tell Isiah Thomas.

ZING!
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 6:12 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


""Part of her decision is she wants to spend more time campaigning for candidates," Nick Ayers, the executive director of the RGA, told Fox News."

... which sounds a lot like my suspicions being fulfilled, unfortunately.

"The GOP has stabbed her in the back by releasing the emails. She has been forced out of her position. Some big, big shit is about to hit the fan."

Sarah Palin has got to know by now that she has enemies in McCain's camp who are wanting to help some candidates by trying to destroy her potential. I think there are some good reasons for her choosing not being a governor in her situation, in that she is less of a lightning rod and has far less to lose that way. One of the big reasons that Obama won the presidency was that he wasn't in office long enough to have all that many skeletons in the closet.

As long as she holds public office, she's a bigger target. This is especially true, given that Hollis French just announced a few days ago that he intends to run for Governor of Alaska. French oversaw the Troopergate investigation of Palin, and would be in a very unique position to really stick it to her in a campaign. She quite possibly could not afford to run against someone like him, who could quite possibly win, ruin her career and what's left of her good name in the process.

So, while I would like to believe that Palin is going to jail, the emails sound more damaging than fatal. It's too much of an old issue -- and not really visible or quoteable enough -- to really stick with the public... unless, of course, you have someone like French spending millions in ads to use them against her.

Her past is a weakness. French is someone uniquely suited to exploit her weaknesses. Given this scenario, leaving all that and jumping to another opportunity sounds like a good choice.

You can't keep a bad turd down, I guess.
posted by markkraft at 6:12 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


The charge is that labor and materials were diverted from the sports complex to the Palin house, and in particular that Spenard's, Alaska's biggest building supply firm (and a supporter of Palin's campaign as well as Todd's snowmobile team) was the middle-man in a payback scheme for Sarah pushing the sports complex through. There need not be any particular similarities in design. Lumber is lumber.
posted by fourcheesemac at 6:15 PM on July 3


Yep. If its that embezzlement thing linked above It's PAYBACK.

If this is true it looks like the GOP is finally trying to get it's ship straight. THEY leaked these emails.

Which may mean they finally caught on that Palin was an albatross like I been saying all along. There will be no fund raising except with certain niche groups, which won't do the GOP any god damned good because their problem IS niche groups and I think they are seeing this. They can't get elected just counting on the kooky Konolia's of this country anymore and they sure as shit can't govern with morons like Palin running lose.

All shit stirred up by the Limbaughs, Coulter and Hannity's is just making shit worse for the GOP now. The party can't be run by freak shows and the serious money power players might have finally consolidated to clean house, starting with Palin.

If true this is actually bad news. Becuase it means they finally might be pulling their heads out of their asses for 2012.
posted by tkchrist at 6:15 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


I like this little nugget from the lt. governor's statement:
Personally, I thank her for the confidence she’s placed in me, for her trust, and for her friendship. As Alaska celebrates her 50th year of statehood, I believe history will look back on Sarah Palin as one of Alaska’s great gifts to all peoples.
Yes, indeed, I'm sure the popcorn industry agrees with you on that one.
posted by Rhomboid at 6:16 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


This is the Palin's house?
Well gee, how could anybody have accused them of using inappropriate, dubiously-sourced commercial windows in their house?
posted by Flashman at 6:17 PM on July 3 [16 favorites has favorites]


Also, I'm assuming some of McCain's inside staffers are entertaining offers from Mitt Romney.

What better way to get the gig than to leak what you have on Palin to the media? Remember, this is the woman who used a Yahoo account to conduct state business under the radar, and who was dumb enough about cyber-security to make that account hackable by a Tennessee teenager.

The one thing about being stupid is that no matter what you do, the stupid follows you.

I do loves me some Palinfreude.
posted by fourcheesemac at 6:19 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


Wow, finally watched the disturbing trainwreck of an announcement. That woman sounds so panicked, it makes you envision Werner Herzog listening to the audio track on headphones and refusing to let the rest of us hear it.
posted by FelliniBlank at 6:19 PM on July 3 [37 favorites has favorites]


I'm getting this:
Sources close to Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin tell MSNBC that she is "out of politics for good."
In other news: happy 4th of July.
posted by _dario at 6:19 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


But none of this explains quitting before the end of your term. Seriously. Being governor means you got the power of the State. Quitting means your going it alone. Sanford get's busted going AWOL schtupping an Argentinian hottie on state money and he is sticking it out.

Nah. Something else is going on here. It's all too weird.

ARGH! I CAN'T STAND IT! What's going on!?
posted by tkchrist at 6:20 PM on July 3


Man, this means that Tim Pawlenty is a serious contender for the GOP.
posted by jadepearl at 6:20 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


Seriously, how did Piper Palin go from this eight months ago, to this today? Could she have a serious medical condition? That seems like an insane amount of weight to put on in such a short amount of time otherwise, and it seems to be carried oddly as well. She is only eight, so I can't imagine it's the second link's hinted at possibility of a pregnancy, but simple weight gain also seems hard to believe...
posted by mr.grum at 6:21 PM on July 3


You can't keep a bad turd down, I guess.

Giuliani/Palin 2012

I just threw up in my mouth a little.
posted by mikelieman at 6:21 PM on July 3


Well gee, how could anybody have accused them of using inappropriate, dubiously-sourced commercial windows in their house?

The better to see Russia with, my dear.
posted by elfgirl at 6:24 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


Sources close to Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin tell MSNBC that she is "out of politics for good.

...Now she's into politics for evil."
posted by Flashman at 6:25 PM on July 3 [66 favorites has favorites]


Don't explain it! Your friends don't need it and your enemies will just use it!
posted by The Whelk at 6:26 PM on July 3


posted by markkraft You can't keep a bad turd down, I guess.

Which is why she's being forced out, making a brief splash, and then flushed.
posted by mattdidthat at 6:27 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


Those e-mails were from the Vanity Fair article -- the subject of this FPP.

Rereading it, I don't see those emails referenced in the article at all. They came from a CBS story and an upcoming book about Palin by Scott Conroy and Shushannah Walshe.
posted by Combustible Edison Lighthouse at 6:27 PM on July 3


http://shannynmoore.wordpress.com/
"Alaska blogger Shannyn Moore writes, 'For weeks the rumors of a criminal investigation against the governor have been brewing. They are rumors, but are swirling fresh again with Palin's resignation. I'm holding my breath for the other "Naughty Monkey" to drop.'"*

posted by ericb at 6:28 PM on July 3


And Brett Farve is done with football.

Brett Favre was good at football.
posted by krinklyfig at 6:28 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


but simple weight gain also seems hard to believe...

That first photo is probably heavily touched up.
posted by The Whelk at 6:29 PM on July 3


Seriously, how did Piper Palin go from this eight months ago, to this today?

It's not crazy. Little girls (all children, really) show weight gain easily, because they're so short. Plus she's, what, 8 years old, almost 9? Probably about to have a growth spurt, so the body is getting ready. I used to work at a pre-teen cloting store, and little girls around 10-12 grow like weeds; all pant styles came in "long" to accommodate their long skinny legs.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero at 6:29 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


mr.grum: Little kids have round bellies and bad posture, and if you watch the CNN clip of the video about six minutes in, you'll see she's actually still fairly thin; the wind blowing her dress around caught her at a particularly unflattering moment in that frame, that's all.

My own kids go through phases of getting fatter and then getting taller and thinning out; Piper is probably just about to shoot up a few inches, and eight months ago, she'd probably just finished growing a few inches.

Nothing to see here, move along.
posted by Andrhia at 6:29 PM on July 3 [5 favorites has favorites]


Seriously, how did Piper Palin go from this eight months ago, to this today?

Lets not do that, please. It's gross and uncalled for. Leave her kids alone.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 6:30 PM on July 3 [73 favorites has favorites]


Yah, I gained and lost and regained and lost again (and regained) like 30 pounds from 8-13. Kids can have big weight swings in weird, uneven, directions
posted by The Whelk at 6:30 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


That woman sounds so panicked, it makes you envision Werner Herzog listening to the audio track on headphones and refusing to let the rest of us hear it.

Oh please oh please oh PLEASE let Werner Herzog make a movie about Sarah Palin, oh sweet Jesus please.

"What haunts me, is that in all the images of Sarah Palin that I have ever filmed, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of the beauty queen. This blank stare speaks only of a half-bored interest in power. But for the Republican Party, this narcissist was a friend, a savior."
posted by scody at 6:32 PM on July 3 [53 favorites has favorites]


Lets not do that, please. It's gross and uncalled for. Leave her kids alone.

Seconded.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 6:33 PM on July 3 [5 favorites has favorites]


"the use of building materials for the Palin's house while the Wasilla Sports Complex was being built, during her tenure as mayor"

This is pretty old stuff which was floated around during the campaign. It is, indeed, quite possible. That said, I suspect Palin might feel it's something that she can avoid a lot of the sting of, so long as she's not in office... or even in Alaska, for that matter.

Quitter... not a quitter... seems to me that's the wrong way of looking at this. She's an evasive, slippery opportunist. She's going to do her utmost to walk if she faces charges, and almost certainly won't get convicted by a jury of her peers.

It's pretty remarkable just how sleazy and dishonest you can be as a Republican politician, while still maintaining a viable career. If she's actually convicted of something, well... that just means she'd have a career on Fox and/or talk radio once she's released.
posted by markkraft at 6:36 PM on July 3


Seriously, how did Piper Palin go from this eight months ago, to this today?

When my husband was 8 his mom remarried. He gained 30 pounds in less than a year due to stress-eating. I don't think it's unreasonable that little Piper has gone through a fair amount of stress in the last year or so.
posted by dogmom at 6:37 PM on July 3


This cannot be a setup for a run for President. The only thing she had going for her was that she was an actual sitting governor, now she won't even have that.

I agree it looks bad, and there is a significant chance that the party bigwigs told her in no uncertain terms that she would not be supported in a re-election or presidential nomination, nor in her lawsuits with her state. But it's possible that she will come back as a backbencher of sorts. And if Bush taught us anything, it's that a politician can be outrageously audacious and succeed on that basis alone, although it's likely to burn itself out quickly. There's only so much of "fuck you, I'm doing whatever I want" you can get by on, because soon it looks less confident and more like the actions of an autocrat. I'm not certain she won't find her inner asshole again. Newt Gingrich sure found his, and nobody thought he'd come back.
posted by krinklyfig at 6:37 PM on July 3


People willing to seriously discuss whether the (soon-to-be-former-) Alaska governer's eight-year-old daughter is pregnant make Birthers look positively sane in comparison.
posted by Combustible Edison Lighthouse at 6:38 PM on July 3 [15 favorites has favorites]


For those following along at home the most likely scandal, if there is a scandal, involves allegations that Sarah Palin had a contracting firm build her half million dollar house for free in return for a juicy government contract to build some sort of sports complex.
posted by Justinian at 6:38 PM on July 3


CBS: Until evidence surfaces to the contrary, it seems apparent that Sarah Palin simply decided enough was enough. Though this unorthodox move will raise further questions about her judgment, her conservative base will continue to support her no matter what she does next.

posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 6:40 PM on July 3


Transcript: Palin's announcement.
posted by ericb at 6:41 PM on July 3


Newspaper columnists give Gov. Palin dubious honor.

Gotcha Media strikes again!
posted by Dr-Baa at 6:43 PM on July 3


The kid's not pregnant. Jesus Christ. This is MetaFilter, not some conservative site that proposes that Obama went to Hawaii to murder his own grandmother because she knew the truth of his birth certificate.

If every 8-year-old that had a belly was pregnant, this would be an American of 17-year-old grandmothers.
posted by Astro Zombie at 6:43 PM on July 3 [6 favorites has favorites]


Mark Halperin's trademark shouty list-making, this one reproduced in full because it bears reproduction:
9 Pieces of "Analysis" About Sarah Palin's Decision That Are Flat-Out Totally Wrong

1. This means she can't run for president in 2012.

2. She would have been a stronger candidate for 2012 if she had stayed in office.

3. Republican primary and caucus voters in 2012 will care if she served out her term or not.

4. This means she is definitely running in 2012.

5. Making the announcement on the Friday of a holiday weekend was really stupid.

6. Until today, Palin was well positioned to run in 2012.

7. Palin made the decision not to run for re-election all of the sudden.

8. Palin's rhetoric about the politics of personal destruction was not heartfelt.

9. Palin's ambition is limited to electoral politics.

posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 6:43 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


OK, I totally fucking hate the Fourth of July because my mouth-breathing neighbors do appalling amplified yard-karaoke of Today's Hot Country songs and bug my dogs by firing off repeated nerve-shattering artillery barrages that make Bastogne sound like a peace rally.

But this thread is cheering me right up. Thanks for tossing chum in the water of my secret Christmas place Sarah Palin.
posted by FelliniBlank at 6:44 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Seriously, how did Piper Palin go from this eight months ago, to this today?

It's not unheard-of for an eight year old to be pregnant. Especially an eight year old with little adult supervision, as Palin's children seem to be.

Lets not do that, please. It's gross and uncalled for. Leave her kids alone.

Jesus Christ, please shut up. There's nothing shameful about a teen, er, single-digit, being pregnant, therefore there's nothing wrong with talking about it.
posted by jayder at 6:44 PM on July 3


It's not unheard-of for an eight year old to be pregnant.
posted by jayder at 6:47 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


There's nothing shameful about a teen, er, single-digit, being pregnant, therefore there's nothing wrong with talking about it.

I presume you are being humorous here. Because, obviously, the issue is not one of shame, but grotesque, idle speculation about a very young child whose only part in this spectacle is the accident of having a political troll for a mother. Let's not make guesses about children without some actual evidence, and, even then, let's be enormously cautious about it.
posted by Astro Zombie at 6:47 PM on July 3 [27 favorites has favorites]


Whoops, that didn't work.
posted by jayder at 6:47 PM on July 3


I wish all the mods a safe and happy Post-Palin and I hope they're all in comfy chairs in pleasant surroundings with loved ones and cold beers and maybe a spliff or three for afterward.
posted by The Whelk at 6:47 PM on July 3


It's pretty remarkable just how sleazy and dishonest you can be as a Republican politician, while still maintaining a viable career.

Well, it's important to remember how corrupt the Democrats get after they get real powerful, too. All the Republicans like to talk about corrupt unions and their ties to Democrats, and there's some of that, but it's really not relevant anymore. Clinton opened the door to corporate sponsorship of the party, and no matter what Obama does he can't seem to shake it. We're at the point where there is a revolving door between the corporate world and the government, and nobody seems capable of stopping it, or really that interested. And I'm willing to give these guys a chance, but Goldman Sachs might as well have their own office in the White House despite all Obama's talk about getting rid of lobbyists and undue influence.

Yes, Palin is like a walking freakshow of politics. She may have even convinced herself she was in it for the right reasons at one point, but she sold out so quickly it's hard to see what else might have motivated her. But she is only a slightly exaggerated example of what's going on all over the place all the time.
posted by krinklyfig at 6:48 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


For those following along at home the most likely scandal, if there is a scandal, involves allegations that Sarah Palin had a contracting firm build her half million dollar house for free in return for a juicy government contract to build some sort of sports complex.

A ginormous sports complex that put her town deep in debt.

From Max Blumenthal at the Daily Beast:

Just months before Palin left city hall to campaign for governor, she awarded a contract to SBS to help build the $13 million Wasilla Sports Complex. The most expensive building project in Wasilla history, the complex cost the city an additional $1.3 million in legal fees and threw it into severe long-term debt. For SBS, however, the bloated and bungled project was a cash cow.

posted by marsha56 at 6:48 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


There's nothing shameful about a teen, er, single-digit, being pregnant...

???
posted by darkstar at 6:48 PM on July 3


Failing that, an extended-stay in a top-class exhaustion clinic with regular doses of morphine and attractive, well-trained nurses.
posted by The Whelk at 6:49 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


460 some comments - we do get pathetic sometimes
posted by caddis at 6:50 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


a top-class exhaustion clinic with regular doses of morphine and attractive, well-trained nurses.

Ooh, one for me too, please.

And can it be a porn film too?
posted by Astro Zombie at 6:51 PM on July 3


Ooh, sign me up for that deal, The Whelk!
posted by Mister_A at 6:51 PM on July 3


jinx Astro Zombie.
posted by Mister_A at 6:52 PM on July 3


Hell, caddis, I'm just killing time before dinner. And this beats anything on tv.
posted by darkstar at 6:53 PM on July 3


JINXcrap
posted by Astro Zombie at 6:53 PM on July 3


> 460 some comments - we do get pathetic sometimes

I call it "snarkkake".
posted by Decimask at 6:53 PM on July 3 [27 favorites has favorites]


"same windows, same wood, same products....

To be fair, I live in a town similar in size to Wasilla and any house built the same year is going to have the "same windows, same wood, same products....
posted by furtive at 6:54 PM on July 3


I don't think the scandal will be the SBS sleaziness. That has been known for ages and is not enough to force her into this panicked, unprepared jump. And besides, Stevens did the same thing and got away with it.

I think it's going to prove to be something much bigger. And I think it won't be Sarah who is gonna swing: it'll be Todd.
posted by five fresh fish at 6:54 PM on July 3


cj_: "I wish there were a way to add threads to your recent activity without leaving pointless comments."

"You can favorite it and it'll show up on your My Favorites tabs in RA."
posted by The corpse in the library at 6:54 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


I think it's going to prove to be something much bigger. And I think it won't be Sarah who is gonna swing: it'll be Todd.

What do you mean?
posted by krinklyfig at 6:55 PM on July 3


five fresh fish: Anything to back that up?
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 6:56 PM on July 3


Good lord, I asked if it could be a medical condition, which would have been a reasonable cause for resigning as governor, I specifically said that a pregnancy would be hard to believe since that seemed to be what the second link was hinting at and I wanted to distance myself from that speculation. The point was a medical problem somewhere in the family would be an obvious reason to want to spend more time with ones family and Palin's experience with the press might make her reticent to discuss those details. I asked about Piper because the pictures haven't been retouched, I watched the video feed, and it struck me as a big change in someone close to her and since Piper was set aside from the rest of her daughters at the conference I wondered if there was reason for it. I happily accept the wisdom of those who are familiar with childhood weight gain since it is not an area I am familiar with. It seemed like a drastic change to my eyes and my limited experience with children, if it isn't, so be it and there is nothing more to be said. In a thread rife with rampant speculation I hardly think suggesting Palin may have felt the need to resign out of concern for her family is the worst thing that has been said, and pretending she doesn't have a family or family concerns is ridiculous.
posted by mr.grum at 6:57 PM on July 3


That's terrible satire jayder.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 6:58 PM on July 3


Seriously, how did Piper Palin go from this eight months ago, to this today? Could she have a serious medical condition? That seems like an insane amount of weight to put on in such a short amount of time otherwise, and it seems to be carried oddly as well. She is only eight, so I can't imagine it's the second link's hinted at possibility of a pregnancy, but simple weight gain also seems hard to believe...

You know, when Repub commentators made fun of Chelsea Clinton, they were replusive shitheads. Guess what? Mocking the Palin kids because you don't like their politician parent puts you in the same fuckhead territory as Limbaugh et al.
posted by rodgerd at 6:58 PM on July 3 [28 favorites has favorites]


Everyone's complicating things. The only thing at issue here is the American public's gullibility. It's the ultimate test. I would like to say I have hope with confidence, but I don't. I have hope because thinking it's possible is too horrible to think about. President Palin is not unpossible.
posted by felch at 6:58 PM on July 3


Speculate about Palin all you want, but leave her kid out it is the point, especially when you're not familiar with how a child's body can change in odd ways as they grow, before leveling out.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 7:01 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Nothing at all to back up my gut feeling that it's Todd. But Sarah's been awful busy this past year, while Todd has had ample opportunity to get up to mischief.

The guy has been way too involved in his wife's business, being CC'd on emails that are supposed to be only between fellow politicians. He doesn't respect the boundaries. He is, in short, sleazy.

And if he's going to jail, someone's got to look after the kids. And Sarah can't do that and govern at the same time.
posted by five fresh fish at 7:01 PM on July 3


Ambinder: What Palin's Really Up To. (Hint: She Wants To Fight.)
Assuming there is no scandal shoe about to drop, to understand what Gov. Sarah Palin is doing, we ought to begin by taking her at her word. I readily admit that her statement today wasn't terribly clear, which is quite telling itself: she doesn't quite know why she is doing what she's doing, ALL CAPS notwithstanding. She can't explain it to herself, and so she certainly can't explain it to others. But it's not that complicated to get the gist: she's "not retreating," she's advancing. Palin, in Alaska, is a sitting duck for the people and forces she believes are ruining the country. She can't fight back -- she can't protect her family, her values, her worldview -- while she's governor. At the same time, her desire, perhaps conscious, perhaps not, to get into the mix -- to be invited to the fancy Washington dinners, to be courted by these very forces -- is irresistably pulling her towards the very fight she seeks.

posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 7:01 PM on July 3


There is also that Alaskan Independence Party thing. Todd was big into that. Who knows what kind of treasonous things they've been up to.
posted by five fresh fish at 7:02 PM on July 3


For those following along at home the most likely scandal, if there is a scandal, involves allegations that Sarah Palin had a contracting firm build her half million dollar house for free in return for a juicy government contract to build some sort of sports complex.

What is this thing Alaskan politicians have about state-assisted housing? Sounds like socialism to me.
posted by vac2003 at 7:04 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


I can't help but keep checking Wikipedia, hoping that someone will just update her damn entry with "porno dungeon" as the explanation for her resignation, so that I can go on with my day without worrying that she's pulling some crazy shit that none of us can even imagine that's going to result in her 2012 candidacy.

I'm switching from coffee to whiskey.
posted by tastydonuts at 7:05 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


I read Ambinder religiously. And then I infer the exact opposite of his stated conclusion(s) and find it to be a net gain. Just sayin'.
posted by joe lisboa at 7:05 PM on July 3


Man, I read the transcript but hadn't seen the video until just now. I think most likely the party told her not to run for re-election, and she is taking her ball and going home. But what really struck me was her body language, her sense of conviction in her own self-defense, her entirely self-centered slice of life she passes on, and her arrogantly glib demeanor in the face of so many problems of her own creation. I think she's a sociopath.
posted by krinklyfig at 7:07 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


And if he's going to jail, someone's got to look after the kids. And Sarah can't do that and govern at the same time.

You had me up to there.
posted by krinklyfig at 7:09 PM on July 3


"Well, it's important to remember how corrupt the Democrats get after they get real powerful, too."

Absolutely... but normally, they have the decency to take their lumps and lay low... .they usually don't get a high paying career as a lobbyist / author / pundit / public speaker / talk radio host afterwards.
posted by markkraft at 7:09 PM on July 3


Doesn't need elected office to make change?

She's raising her own army.
posted by vibrotronica at 7:15 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


Absolutely... but normally, they have the decency to take their lumps and lay low... .they usually don't get a high paying career as a lobbyist / author / pundit / public speaker / talk radio host afterwards.

Yeah. I'm trying to remember. Jerry Springer was only a mayor.

Shit, Bill Clinton could have toured with Bono and U2 if he wanted to and been up to his bulbous gin-soaked nose in teen aged girls but even that pervert showed a small degree of restraint and class.

But look at all the sleazoid republican has-beens on the talking head circuit or still otherwise in play.
posted by tkchrist at 7:18 PM on July 3


She's moving her house to Russia, which she can see from her backyard, so she stays outside US jurisdiction.
posted by mdonley at 7:19 PM on July 3


These Republican Governors sure know how to celebrate their holidays, I'll give them that.

Up next: Pawlenty celebrates Labor Day by biting the head off a live rat.
posted by darkstar at 7:21 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


Man, I read the transcript but hadn't seen the video until just now. I think most likely the party told her not to run for re-election, and she is taking her ball and going home. But what really struck me was her body language, her sense of conviction in her own self-defense, her entirely self-centered slice of life she passes on, and her arrogantly glib demeanor in the face of so many problems of her own creation. I think she's a sociopath.

Maybe. When you fall out of the target zone for the sociopath you see right through them. Ted Bundy had all this charisma he supposedly put on for many women — he worked at it his whole life. But most men when they met him would be really creeped out and get really bad vibes.
posted by tkchrist at 7:22 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


I finally watched as much of the press conference as I could stand, and aside from from practically hyperventilating from tension throughout the whole thing, what the hell is with the lunatical use of the royal "we"? She sounds like Maggie Thatcher making an appearance inn Lil' Abner:

"We are passin' the ball fer the victory of th' team... we are goin' to affect change outside of politics... we look forward to swearin' in Sean Parnell."

If that woman's not a clinical narcissist in the midst of a full-on breakdown, I will personally pay everyone on Metafilter the princely sum of one dollar.
posted by scody at 7:24 PM on July 3 [12 favorites has favorites]


Can I get an advance Scody? Cheap beer is my friend.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 7:26 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


On the one hand, I sort of hope that Palin suffers a temporary mental incapacity, just to get her out of the way in a non-lethal fashion; on the other hand, I could sure use that dollar.
posted by Mister_A at 7:26 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


"Which is why she's being forced out, making a brief splash, and then flushed."

I think a lot of Republicans *wish* she'd be unceremoniously flushed, but the thing is, she's going to be powerfully influential, whether she's electable or not.

If she's forced to transition from a viable candidate to a public speaker / fundraiser / rightwing media idol, she's *STILL* going to be someone that the rest of the party leaders will have to defer to.

And yes... she'll still have her own army.

She's not going away. Why should she? She only stands to become wealthier, more powerful, and more influential, whether she's electable or not.

Do you *really* think that her followers will leave her because Todd did something bad? (Sure, she almost certainly would've known about it... but she'd never have to admit that fact.)

If Todd gets convicted, she can do an interview, shed a few crocodile tears about how hard it has been for her and the family, and her fans will love her for it.
posted by markkraft at 7:27 PM on July 3


Failing that, an extended-stay in a top-class exhaustion clinic with regular doses of morphine and attractive, well-trained nurses.

Something like this?
posted by hippybear at 7:29 PM on July 3


So, any bets on who's the next GOP star to go supernova?

Newt Gingrich once again does something despicable to end his marriage.

Only this time, people notice.
posted by Mick at 7:30 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Absolutely... but normally, they have the decency to take their lumps and lay low... .they usually don't get a high paying career as a lobbyist / author / pundit / public speaker / talk radio host afterwards.

Well, I don't know if that's a distinction with a difference. And I'm know a hell of a lot of politicians vacillate between public office and lobbying/corporate boardrooms in both parties. In any event, the Republicans have long been the party, since Nixon at least, which openly embraces big business and works against non-religious "social" causes, i.e., we the people, although Nixon wasn't as tied in to business as Reagan. They have definitely succeeded for a while on the pure bellicose, alpha-dominance level of discourse. All these things are conducive to corruption, and I think they sort of adopted the idea all through the ranks that politics was dirty so play to win, not to be nice, because the causes used as propaganda (War on Terror, abortion, gay marriage, etc.) were greater than the game they had to play. In this context everything is justified - war, torture, profiteering, religion and government intertwining, and it's hardly surprising that it leads there. There is something a bit dangerous about the core ideals the party has grouped around right now, if they can't move past it. Seeing Palin go might be a good sign, if they can make it stick.

But the Democrats try to play the role of the hero of the people, of the way out of the darkness, the leader of the common man. It's a difficult role in politics, especially because so many of them are corrupt, so it's really just a role to play a lot of the time. But we have this sort of good cop/bad cop dichotomy going. Or frat guy/nerd. Whatever. It's clear when you get high enough up the ladder, you are not the same person when you started, and money and power are always the driving forces in Washington DC.
posted by krinklyfig at 7:35 PM on July 3


"Newt Gingrich once again does something despicable to end his marriage."

So, did Newt do a McCain, or did McCain do a Newt?!

In any event, Newt was clearly a callous, immature, insensitive lout... and judging from McCain, the American people are pretty forgiving of that fact.

It's like Sarkozy and Berlusconi. They get extra votes for sheer unmitigated quasi-masculine gall.

Want any falafel balls with that?!
posted by markkraft at 7:38 PM on July 3


The most expensive building project in Wasilla history, the complex cost the city an additional $1.3 million in legal fees and threw it into severe long-term debt.

One of the things about that stupid sports complex that stuck in my head-- other than the fact that the city needed a new sewer system far more than they needed an ice hockey rink-- was that they built it on land that they didn't own yet-- hence the legal fees. Somebody-- perhaps the mayor of the town?-- might have looked into nailing down the land rights before they rushed into building the complex. This is why S. Palin had no business being Mayor-- much less Governor or anything higher-- because she doesn't care about the details.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 7:41 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


The charge is that labor and materials were diverted from the sports complex to the Palin house, and in particular that Spenard's, Alaska's biggest building supply firm

There's a huge sports-complex-sized embezzlement of savings at Spenard's!
posted by oaf at 7:43 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


"I don't know if that's a distinction with a difference."

The difference is that corrupt former politicians shouldn't be idolized, because it helps encourage further corruption and degrades trust in government.

(Yeah, yeah... hopelessly idealistic of me, I know.)
posted by markkraft at 7:44 PM on July 3


These Republican Governors sure know how to celebrate their holidays, I'll give them that.

I've been wondering how George W. will spent his first post-presidential 4th of July. I picture the world's saddest barbecue, where none of the guests show up and Barney the dog vomits on the lawn.
posted by the littlest brussels sprout at 7:45 PM on July 3 [16 favorites has favorites]


But let's be clear, I'm not saying there is no difference between parties. I'm not sure we're getting the house cleaning we need for the country to really work again, however, and if we let the greedy fucks screw it all up again, then things could get a lot worse than what we're dealing with at this moment. I hope Palin leaving is a positive sign, but it's still business as usual.
posted by krinklyfig at 7:45 PM on July 3


Josh Marshall: Either Palin is resigning ahead of some titanic scandal (which should emerge in short order if it exists) or her resignation was triggered by an even more extreme mental instability than we'd previously suspected.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 7:46 PM on July 3


Resign? She's a quitter.
posted by Flex1970 at 7:46 PM on July 3


"because she doesn't care about the details"

Why care about the details of job you don't show up to perform?!
posted by markkraft at 7:46 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


Maybe Sarah Palin decided that the best way she could serve Alaska was to leave it, thereby becoming a major liability for the other 49 states...
posted by markkraft at 7:50 PM on July 3


I've been wondering how George W. will spent his first post-presidential 4th of July.

"...the middle-of-nowhere town of Woodward..."
posted by furtive at 7:50 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


They get extra votes for sheer unmitigated quasi-masculine gall gaul. FTFY
posted by five fresh fish at 7:50 PM on July 3


I found it difficult to watch that speech because I kept trying to figure out a way to reword her sentences so that they made grammatical sense to me--and before I could do that for any one sentence, she'd say something else that needed fixing. Argh.

The only thing missing was the phrase "U.S. Americans".
posted by A dead Quaker at 7:54 PM on July 3


And people were saying Idiocracy was just mean spirited projection.
posted by tkchrist at 7:57 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


The difference is that corrupt former politicians shouldn't be idolized, because it helps encourage further corruption and degrades trust in government.

I was sort of hoping she'd stick around for a while, because it wasn't helping the party. But it probably wouldn't be so hot for a lot of people in Alaska to have her flail about for another 18 months. I agree they shouldn't be idolized, but the Dems have a love affair with Bill Clinton, and it's not because he did things by the book. The scandalized pols don't usually go away completely, unless they stabbed very powerful people in the back. They just work in the background. But, yeah, Republicans seem to be pretty Machiavellian about it and will parade those guys around far longer than I'd expect. That has changed. Nixon was so hedged in he had to quit, and nobody ever asked him to come back.
posted by krinklyfig at 7:58 PM on July 3


I can report that at the Independence Day festivities in the small Native Alaskan town where I spend my summers, when Palin's resignation was announced this afternoon a mighty cheer went up and there was a standing ovation led by an elder.

She is despised by Alaska Natives, in general.
posted by fourcheesemac at 7:59 PM on July 3 [17 favorites has favorites]


While gaul might be more suitable for Sarkozy, Merriam-Webster says...

Main Entry:
gall
Pronunciation:
\ˈgȯl\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English, from Old English gealla; akin to Greek cholē, cholos gall, wrath, Old English geolu yellow — more at yellow
Date:
before 12th century

1 a: bile ; especially : bile obtained from an animal and used in the arts or medicine b: something bitter to endure c: bitterness of spirit : rancor

2: brazen boldness coupled with impudent assurance and insolence

posted by markkraft at 8:00 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


"...the middle-of-nowhere town of Woodward..."

Oh dear. Best quote from that article: "'At first, I thought, President Bush, July 4, no way is he even available,' [the event promoter] said." Guess again, sweetheart.
posted by the littlest brussels sprout at 8:01 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


And the fur keeps flying...FiredogLake hears that "a criminal indictment is pending authorization."
posted by scalefree at 8:03 PM on July 3


fourcheesemac - by Native Alaskans, do you mean Haida, Tlingit, etc., or folks who have lived there 1-2+ generations? (not snarking)
posted by docpops at 8:03 PM on July 3


Cut and run? Whodathunk?
posted by lysdexic at 8:06 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


Agreed: the most memorable aspect of the conference was the breathy, panicked, and disjointed delivery. Perhaps I'm being swayed with those of you who hold the "scandal" or "mental breakdown" theories.
posted by Miko at 8:06 PM on July 3


While gaul might be more suitable for Sarkozy, Merriam-Webster says..

That would be what makes it a joke, yes.
posted by cortex at 8:08 PM on July 3 [12 favorites has favorites]


That whooshing sound you heard was the joke passing you by, markkraft.
posted by five fresh fish at 8:08 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


In retrospect, this shouldn't be surprising - Palin attended 5 colleges before graduating. She's probably just looking to run a different state now.
posted by Guy Smiley at 8:08 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


Uh. Oh.

You see where this is going don't you.

Plain couldn't raise 500K in a week? With all the supposed power over the swooning mass of wingnuts she has?

I was at local fund raiser for a frigg'n after school soccer program that raised 650K in three hours.
posted by tkchrist at 8:09 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Jinx!
posted by five fresh fish at 8:09 PM on July 3


From the transcript:

Alaska’s mission – to contribute to America and America's mission is to give us billions of dollars in return

We work tirelessly for Alaskans. except when we quit

We aggressively and responsibly develop our resources because they were created to be used to better our world... to HELP people every time you drive an SUV, God claps his hands

Even those debt-ridden stimulus dollars that would force the heavy hand of federal government into our communities with an “all-knowing attitude”[...]Some of those dollars would harm Alaska and harm America – unlike the "Bridge to Nowhere" dollars which were good, harmless dollars...dollars that were as cuddly as a newborn kitten.

It may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand: "Sit down and shut up", but that's the worthless, easy path; that's a quitter's way out. and I am not a quitter, so I am not quitting now. I'm just quitting the job. But I'm not quitting you, Alaska!

I cannot stand here as your Governor and allow millions upon millions of our dollars go to waste just so I can hold the title of Governor. And my children won’t allow it either. My children tell me all the time, "Mommy, we can't let you waste millions of Alaskan money. You can waste a few hundreds, but not millions.

we can ALL learn from our selfless Troops… they’re bold, they don’t give up, Above all they don't quit. Just like I am not quitting.

we NEED hardworking, average Americans fighting for what’s right! What we don't want is any of them above average Americans. If I can be Governor, so can Jane from the Nail Salon and Buddy from the Bait 'n tackle.

America is now, more than ever, looking North to the Future. It'll be good. Any moment now, I swear. North to the Future. Coming to a cineplex near you.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 8:11 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Maybe this isn't timed for the 4th of July, or because there's a possible corruption indictment coming, or because her affair with Mark Sanford is certain to come to light in the wake of the present media scrutiny, or because the secret codes Thomas Jefferson left in certain founding documents that prove that Palin actually has another six heads we can't see and is thus the beast are being decoded right now... Perhaps she did this at this exact moment because the Daily Show just went on a two week break and by the time they come back making fun of her won't be quite as relevant?

Damnit, Jon, way to desert us in our hour of need...
posted by Kiablokirk at 8:13 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


I just got back from FreeRepublic (*dusts off the crazy*) and I'm actually surprised at the level of nuanced discourse over there. About 50% are traditional "HAW HAW Sarah is only giving the libs a false sense of security before she PWNS THEM!!!" and the other half are saying "No, actually this is really bizzare and she is probably finished because of this."

I'm actually surprised that freepers are capable of dissenting from their fantasy land that much before the "NO U R A TRAITOR" knives come out.
posted by Avenger at 8:13 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


In a just universe, Palin woke up this morning, found herself in the Governor's mansion, and realized "Wow, I just unbelievably far out of my depth here", and quit.

In this, the real world, it's much more likely she's quitting simply to avoid jail time.

But another possibility: a couple of weeks ago, Letterman joked that Palin's second daughter got "knocked up", and Palin went ape-shit ballistic. But suppose it's true?

- There are rumors that her eldest HAD to join the miltary, to avoid jail.
- Her second kid got pregnant at seventeen.
- If her third kid is In Trouble, maybe it's finally dawned on Palin that her family is paying the price for her ambition.
posted by AsYouKnow Bob at 8:14 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


I was at local fund raiser for a frigg'n after school soccer program that raised 650K in three hours.

Good god, man. Where do your kid(s) go to school?
posted by cavalier at 8:16 PM on July 3 [12 favorites has favorites]


AsYouKnow Bob: But that doesn't explain the panicked, unprepared goodbye speech, nor does it explain why the GOP released emails.

Perhaps the criminal charges are going to involve something between her/Todd, embezzlement, and the Alaskan Independence Party. Or maybe they're involved in something treasonous committed by the AIP — I don't know if the AIP is completely wingnut, but the crazies have been crawling out of the woodwork ever since Obama got elected. Maybe the AIP is responsible for all the pipeline explosions that have been going on up North (but I think most/all of that has been in Canada.)
posted by five fresh fish at 8:19 PM on July 3


From the Oxdown gazette: Her legal bills are approaching 2/3 of a million dollars. Much, if not almost all, of her legal bills stem from her own conduct as governor, and over issues having to do what her daughter's son's father is strongly suspected of holding over the family.

Can anyone make sense of this? Specifically the part that says "over issues having to do what [Levi] is strongly suspected of holding over the family.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 8:20 PM on July 3


Good god, man. Where do your kid(s) go to school?

It's a region wide program called SCORES.
posted by tkchrist at 8:20 PM on July 3


Dear President Bush,

I hope you are doing well. We still appreciate you out here, and admire the work you did to keep us free.

Every year near Gerlach, Nevada, we have a large camp gathering around Labor Day weekend... sort of like Boy Scouts or Campfire Girls! We would love it if you could show up, be our guest, and maybe say a few words... we'll provide free koolade and homemade brownies all weekend.

Maybe afterwards, we can all go desert snipe hunting!
posted by markkraft at 8:32 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


From the transcript:

We broke ground on the new prison.

aefgreav

Sorry, I grasped desperately at the keyboard while I fell out of my chair.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? You list a new prison as one of your accomplishments?

I mean, I'm sure it is an accomplishment ... of some kind ... but not one you're supposed to tell people about. And trumpet loudly. In your resignation speech.

Holy fuck.

"How ya'll doing. I'm your new governor, and I gotta tell you, I just took a WICKED SHIT about an hour ago. Big fat hairy banana. Whoooo-ey! You guys ever take a shit so big that it made your pants fit better? All right, who's got the first question in this here press conference...?"
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 8:33 PM on July 3 [11 favorites has favorites]


"Where is the enterprising reporter with the incriminating photos, already?"

I know if I had those pictures I'd be sitting on them until after the weekend.

"The point was a medical problem somewhere in the family would be an obvious reason to want to spend more time with ones family and Palin's experience with the press might make her reticent to discuss those details."

This doesn't track for me with Palin. She's already got a Down syndrome child and a teenage mother in her family mix. Unless she's dying of cancer or something I can't see a family medical problem causing her to resign. And she would have given that reason even if she didn't get into details.
posted by Mitheral at 8:35 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


A sudden charitable thought just popped into my head:

Palin's been put through the wringers ever since she hit the big-time. And this past couple weeks she's been through the Letterman issue, a GOP backstabbing, a kid that has probably shipped out to Afghanistan, a blogger who has raised some $5K to get emails via FOIA, mounting legal bills that are probably more than she's earned since becoming Governor, a pending FBI investigation into SBS wrongdoings, and so on and so forth.

Perhaps it all just got to her — which would be completely understandable — and she had a mental breakdown yesterday and decided to Just. Fucking. Bail. A sleepless night, a hastily-called private press conference, and she's just outta there. To hell with it. And why bother with a prepared speech: it's not like anyone is really going to treat her fairly anyway, so fuck it. Just. Fuck. It.

And actually, I hope that's what it all comes down to. No one needs that much shit in their lives. Her kids will be better off, Alaskans will be better off, and she'll be better off. Everyone wins when Sarah Palin steps down.
posted by five fresh fish at 8:36 PM on July 3 [37 favorites has favorites]


[Keyboard Cat is] like a new Rule 34.

Jerk him off, goatse cat!
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 8:36 PM on July 3 [12 favorites has favorites]


The Tom Davises of the world will never forgive her.
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 8:36 PM on July 3 [3 favorites has favorites]


If she goes to jail, it will be sad to look down from Canada, and no longer see her looking back at us.
posted by ~ at 8:38 PM on July 3


And yet tens of millions of people marched off to the polls and voted for her and Johnny. That is scarier than Sarah will ever be.
posted by notreally at 8:43 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


The house stuff was out during the campaign. Maybe not the specific facts but there was enough that I wondered when it was going to drop. I guess an indictment would change it from a case of obvious corruption to a case of documented and obvious corruption.
posted by rdr at 8:44 PM on July 3


Still nothing that's a lock but it's starting to firm up that the problem is embezzlement of building supplies for her house.
posted by scalefree at 8:44 PM on July 3


Isn't that more like "westward from Canada?"

Or even "northwest," considering damn near all y'all live within spitting distance of the border?
posted by donpedro at 8:44 PM on July 3


t's starting to firm up that the problem is embezzlement of building supplies for her house.

That seems like weak sauce for a Republican governor. A little off the top? You can't finesse that? Come aaaaahhhhn. That ain't no scandal. Tough it out, sister!

It's gotta be something more significant that that. That wouldn't drive out the likes of her.
posted by Miko at 8:48 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


And actually, I hope that's what it all comes down to. No one needs that much shit in their lives.

OH, NO YOU DON'T, FFF.

Don't you go soft on us now.

Look this woman was attempting to skate into potentially the most powerful position on the planet (McCain would never last all four years) on nothing but her looks, bigotry, and a bible. She would have had her nasty ignorant, vindictive, little fingers on the big red button that could end human civilization as we know it. Heck. She was attempting to be the most powerful person in the history of life in this Universe (that we know of) and was slathering at the chance.

You want that kind of power? It comes with price. And she reaps what she sews my friend.

Had she been a kind, compassionate, considerate person with a real track record of selfless service then she get's a break. But she wanted POWER with out doing one selfless thing to deserve it. Fuck her and the horse she rode in on.
posted by tkchrist at 8:49 PM on July 3 [33 favorites has favorites]


Ok...stay with me...Sarah Palin and George Bush are members of The Family, right? And The Family has regular meetings.

So, it's not Mark Sanford's love child she's carrying, it's the Son of George. It brings the end times. Yea and verily shall the seas boil, and the land shake her inhabitants into lakes of fire. The rise of the AntiChrist is nigh!

Or ya know, she got caught with her hand in the cookie jar. Either way, I've stocked up on popcorn.
posted by dejah420 at 8:54 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


If it's the house that's finally putting the nails in her coffin (or stake through her heart, whatevs) it's a scandal that has been brewing since at least last October.

Here's a thread from Democratic Underground that compiles it all. (With a bonus photo!)
posted by stagewhisper at 8:55 PM on July 3


Wow -- after watching her terrified performance, all I can say is no way was this a voluntary, calculated move. I hope that we get to find out what the scandal is. It would be really anticlimactic if her resignation meant we never found out who held the knife to her throat.
posted by Methylviolet at 8:57 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Rumors of an embezzlement scandal involving Palin's house and the Wasilla Sports Complex (via)
posted by muckster at 8:58 PM on July 3


Or we could just take her at her word that she wants to "effect positive change outside government at this point in time on another scale and actually make a difference for our priorities." Who among us hasn't felt that urge from time to time?
posted by scalefree at 8:58 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


Had she been a kind, compassionate, considerate person with a real track record of selfless service then she get's a break. But she wanted POWER with out doing one selfless thing to deserve it. Fuck her and the horse she rode in on.

Note for BB, carried over from the MeTa thread: See that there? It's actually highly unlikely that tkchrist intends to indicate that he desires coitus with Sarah Palin and her horse. A fine example of "fuck" usually not indicating an actual sex act.

tkchrist: Palin wouldn't reap what she sews, she'd wear it. And while seeing Palin nailed to the cross might make one feel good for a few minutes (and send a certain type of Republican into paroxysms of religious ecstasy and probably result in the founding of a new church — take, eat: this is my placenta, which is birthed for you: this do in remembrance of me), she and her family have been beat up pretty good, and the oncoming criminal investigations are going to continue to deliver some brutal blows. By the time it's all said and done, I think she'll have paid a price equal to the value of the infamy she has purchased.
posted by five fresh fish at 9:00 PM on July 3


Whatever happened to 'I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a "community organizer," except that you have actual responsibilities'?

I wish someone could take this comment, print it out, roll it up, and slap Palin silly with it.
posted by Garak at 9:00 PM on July 3 [10 favorites has favorites]


What's the record for post with most comments?
posted by orme at 9:01 PM on July 3


five fresh fish: "A sudden charitable thought just popped into my head:

Palin's been put through the wringers ever since she hit the big-time. And this past couple weeks she's been through the Letterman issue, a GOP backstabbing, a kid that has probably shipped out to Afghanistan, a blogger who has raised some $5K to get emails via FOIA, mounting legal bills that are probably more than she's earned since becoming Governor, a pending FBI investigation into SBS wrongdoings, and so on and so forth.

Perhaps it all just got to her — which would be completely understandable — and she had a mental breakdown yesterday and decided to Just. Fucking. Bail. A sleepless night, a hastily-called private press conference, and she's just outta there. To hell with it. And why bother with a prepared speech: it's not like anyone is really going to treat her fairly anyway, so fuck it. Just. Fuck. It.

And actually, I hope that's what it all comes down to. No one needs that much shit in their lives. Her kids will be better off, Alaskans will be better off, and she'll be better off. Everyone wins when Sarah Palin steps down.
"

And to think this lady wanted to be the V.P. of our country!! She can't properly handle loading a dump into the toilet, let alone the requirements of the V.P. position, never mind her state which has less people in it than the city I live in. I have no pity for the lady as she brought this crap on herself with the winking, Joe six pack and other horrible lines that completely escape me at this point.

The people I know really got bent with the Joe Six pack line. That is insulting to the average 12 pack before dinner crowd. How dare she!1!!!!
posted by Gravitus at 9:01 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Play her off, Keyboard 'Crats.
posted by ilana at 9:05 PM on July 3 [12 favorites has favorites]


Note for BB, carried over from the MeTa thread: See that there? It's actually highly unlikely that tkchrist intends to indicate that he desires coitus with Sarah Palin and her horse. A fine example of "fuck" usually not indicating an actual sex act.

HEY! God damn it dont go drag'n me into your messes like some bullet proof vest. I ain't modifying, apologizing, or making excuses for the words I use in regards to Sarah Palin. Or her horse.

Besides. How do you know I don't want to actually fuck Sarah Palin's horse?
posted by tkchrist at 9:06 PM on July 3


I saw "485 comments" as I was skimming down the blue, and before I registered what the post was about the thought immediately flicked through my mind: "what the hell? Is sixcolors back?"

Nope, it's Sarah Palin!

Close enough.

Happy 4th, everyone!
posted by painquale at 9:07 PM on July 3


Because I know you're much more interested in her moose, tkchrist.
posted by five fresh fish at 9:08 PM on July 3


A fucking moose.
posted by five fresh fish at 9:10 PM on July 3


What's the record for post with most comments?

Somewhere north of 5000. We ain't getting anywhere near that.
posted by scalefree at 9:10 PM on July 3


Eh, the Sanford link popped over a thousand comments. But then, he kept adding fuel to that fire, himself.
posted by darkstar at 9:13 PM on July 3



Here's a thread from Democratic Underground that compiles it all. (With a bonus photo!)

You know if I was to have my career destroyed and possibly go to jail it would NOT BE FOR A HOUSE THAT LOOKED LIKE A NINE YEAR OLD DESIGNED IT IN SIM CITY. It would at least have floor to ceiling ballistic glass windows, a basilica, turrets, an observatory, be made of five foot by five foot soap stone and teak, and have an underground submarine base.
posted by tkchrist at 9:13 PM on July 3 [8 favorites has favorites]


Oddly enough it was our first Palin thread, with 5555 comments. But we still don't stand a chance.
posted by scalefree at 9:13 PM on July 3


Those windows in Palin's house look like just like skybox windows. Too funny and kinda tasteless to boot.
posted by Ron Thanagar at 9:14 PM on July 3


What's the record for post with most comments?

The first thread bout Sarah Palin, 5555 comments. LOAD AT YOUR OWN RISK.

A fine example of "fuck" usually not indicating an actual sex act.

That statement is different from "Fuck them both with jagged glass". There's probably an argument to be made about the use of the phrase "fuck her" and misogynistic overtones but I'm content to let others make it, if they like, in the MetaTalk thread.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 9:15 PM on July 3


It would at least have floor to ceiling ballistic glass windows, a basilica, turrets, an observatory, be made of five foot by five foot soap stone and teak, and have an underground submarine base.

You sat in the back of the classroom in 4th grade drawing those all day long, didn't you? So did I, except mine were computers with RADAR displays and automated weapon systems attached to them.
posted by scalefree at 9:19 PM on July 3


There's probably an argument to be made about the use of the phrase "fuck her" and misogynistic overtones but I'm content to let others make it, if they like, in the MetaTalk thread.

Yeah. I am too. It'll go about as well as the whole "bitch" thing.
posted by tkchrist at 9:19 PM on July 3


Until photos of Todd fucking a horse while the entire family does lines off the Stallion's back (yes, it's a guy horse, that's how the Todd rolls) I'm going to sit back and watch the entire season of Tru Blood for the first time.

Am I the first one to make a "Buffy The Vampire Helper" joke? I can't be.


also it kinda shoots one of my comic ideas in the foot. Also I had a hamburger for the first time ever. Also there is a fly in my apartment. Also Also Also
posted by The Whelk at 9:19 PM on July 3


You sat in the back of the classroom in 4th grade drawing those all day long, didn't you?

4th grade. Um. Yeah. It was 4th grade. I mean it would be ludicrous to draw that kind of stuff now, wouldn't it. Heh. Ludicrous.

...oh fantasy Dr. Doom castle you will be mine one day. you will be mine.
posted by tkchrist at 9:21 PM on July 3 [7 favorites has favorites]


Sorry, I grasped desperately at the keyboard while I fell out of my chair.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? You list a new prison as one of your accomplishments?


Well, it /is/ new public infrastructure, and that stuff doesn't just appear out of thin air, unless you're playing a Sim game.
posted by @troy at 9:22 PM on July 3


I agree with Miko that the construction scandal seems too small time. It's been in the works for a while; perhaps people's lips are loosening due to her resignation.
posted by wemayfreeze at 9:24 PM on July 3


unless you're playing a Sim game.

Like their house.
posted by tkchrist at 9:24 PM on July 3


I'm with tkchrist on this; the house looks like a frickin' slot machine!
posted by The Confessor at 9:24 PM on July 3


orme: "What's the record for post with most comments?"

In the thousands, possibly tne BoingBoing Disappears Violet Blue longboat.
posted by mwhybark at 9:28 PM on July 3


whoop, disregard.
posted by mwhybark at 9:29 PM on July 3


I agree with Miko that the construction scandal seems too small time.

So did the one about Ted Stevens, but look what that cost him.

Besides Wasilla is small town and small town politics can be pretty bloody. Nothing better to do, might as well tear somebody a new one.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 9:32 PM on July 3


You know it it turns out one of her kids, or she, has cancer or something I am gonna feel like SUCH an asshole. So. Good night.
posted by tkchrist at 9:33 PM on July 3


“I think Sarah Palin is on the verge of becoming the Miami Vice of American politics: Something a lot of people once thought was cool and then 20 years later look back, shake their heads and just kind of laugh,” quipped Republican media consultant Todd Harris.
Palin resignation splits GOP, Politico.com

posted by blueberry at 9:39 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


it it turns out one of her kids, or she, has cancer or something I am gonna feel like SUCH an asshole.

Don't let the lack of cancer in her family stop you.
posted by ericost at 9:43 PM on July 3


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posted by NortonDC at 9:44 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Anyone wanna lay odds that Sanford holds a press conference tomorrow? Losing the limelight must be driving him nuts.

I'd make a joke about Sanford's nuts, but it would probably be considered misandronist.
posted by five fresh fish at 9:45 PM on July 3


"What's the record for post with most comments?"

This thread isn't even close. It hasn't even started to slow down on reload yet.
posted by Mitheral at 9:45 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Something a lot of people once thought was cool and then 20 years later look back, shake their heads and just kind of laugh,

Riight. I'm laughing right now. Let's see what happens in 20 years.
posted by Askiba at 9:47 PM on July 3


the Miami Vice of American politics: Something a lot of people once thought was cool and then 20 years later look back, shake their heads and just kind of laugh,

This is nuts. There's no way that anyone liked Miami Vice non-ironically at the time.
posted by scody at 9:51 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


5555? Whoa. Ok, forget I asked.
posted by orme at 9:53 PM on July 3


Palin alone has now accounted for over 6000 comments on the Blue. She ought to get a cookie or something for that.
posted by darkstar at 9:57 PM on July 3


There's no way that anyone liked Miami Vice non-ironically at the time.

Man this made me feel old. And I was only like 10 when that show was on the air.

Also, fuck yeah Miami Vice was fucking awesome.
posted by empath at 10:03 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Anyone wanna lay odds that Sanford holds a press conference tomorrow? Losing the limelight must be driving him nuts.

Nah, I think somebody got it through his head that he should shut the hell up and lie low for a while. Sanford may want the limelight, but his handlers are probably sighing with relief over Palin.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 10:06 PM on July 3


The Piper bit is already a complete canard.

Really, can we just stop pretending that we really believe that her mothering skills have anything to do with her ability to do her job? When scandal racked male politicians quit and say that they want to spend more time with their family we accept it as a flimsy excuse but Palin does it and suddenly the entire internet says "oh thank god she can focus on what her real priority should be, her children."

While we're at it, let's stop acting like her children are somehow indicative of her personal failures at being a mother. Because they are enlisted in the military after a troubled youth, or teen moms, or developmentally disabled? Frankly, here's the litmus - apply any of these situations to your own family. Or an inner-city family. Sure, she's a hypocrite, her values are absurd. But why reproduce the very bogus "values" she espouses in order to get digs in about the lives of her kids? A teenager isn't a bad person, or a failure, or a slut because she has a baby. Or because he joins the military to figure out his life.

I shudder to think what people would say about her kids had she been in office. It couldn't have been worse than the bizarre, tortured "Chelsea Clinton is ugly" years, followed by the equally egregious "The Bush twins are drunken sluts" period. Let's hold Sarah Palin accountable for her actions, her words and her broken promises and leave her "duties" as a mother out of it. She wasn't elected to be Mom of Alaska.
posted by SassHat at 10:13 PM on July 3 [39 favorites has favorites]


There's no way that anyone liked Miami Vice non-ironically at the time.

Not only did I like Miami Vice non-ironically, I had a t-shirt with a picture of a mouse dressed like Sonny Crockett. The t-shirt read "Miami Mice" at the bottom. I wore it to the skating rink when my Garfield shirtdress was dirty.

You can imagine how incredibly popular I was.
posted by LeeJay at 10:18 PM on July 3 [12 favorites has favorites]


I tried watching her "press conference" and it gave me an irregular, rapid heartbeat and vibrating eyeballs. I also seem to have chewed several of my own teeth off. The well developed tweaker early warning radar in my head lit up like a Fresno hooker on welfare check day.

Using the tried and true Burroughsian cut-up methodology of randomly clicking hither and tither on the video position bar - shockingly it made even less sense. No easy scrying there, no readily found moments like "Terrorist... war... for... oil..." as you'd easily find upon cutting up any given Bush speech - simply the most inane stream of meaningless bullshit like "I... quit... basketball... fish... float... we... I... more... we... I... I... Moose..."
posted by loquacious at 10:26 PM on July 3 [5 favorites has favorites]


I got to love Miami Vice twice, because it was on during my high school years, which coincided with the rise and domination of Phil Collins, which had a symbiotic parasitic relationship with Miami Vice, and mix in the MTV visuals (which had never really been applied to television drama before) and then the whole pastel clothing thing... Yikes. It was actually quite groundbreaking, which is easy to forget today. Mann's masterly use of color and music was evident even then.

But then, I was in West Germany (as it was then known) from 1986-87, and during that time, Miami Vice had finally been dubbed into German and was debuting. It completely swept up the country I was living in, once again. Very strange to live through that twice, but it was a very powerful show.
posted by hippybear at 10:27 PM on July 3


Not only did I like Miami Vice non-ironically, I had a t-shirt with a picture of a mouse dressed like Sonny Crockett. The t-shirt read "Miami Mice" at the bottom. I wore it to the skating rink when my Garfield shirtdress was dirty.

Damnit. I used to have those comics. Miami Mice was awesome. A) Because they probably shouldn't have been selling that stuff to kids and B) You couldn't reliably purchase Weirdo or Robert Crumb comix when you were 12, because that was totally verboten to sell to kids just based on the covers alone.
posted by loquacious at 10:31 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


fourcheesemac - by Native Alaskans, do you mean Haida, Tlingit, etc. - docpops

Native as in Iñupiat (Eskimo).

I was here last summer when Palin came to town for Nalukataq, along with daughter Willow, and where I got to meet her very briefly (it's a common pilgrimage for Alaska politicians -- Lisa Murkowski was here last week for this year's).

At the time, she was not yet a star. Alaskans generally liked her because she hunted and fished (things that make you recognizable as a human being in these parts) and because she was a professing Christian, as are most Native Alaskans, though this is usually tempered compared to Anglo and lower-48 fundamentalists with bad memories of missionization and a more tolerant and syncretic attitude about belief in general.

The story of her flight home from Houston to deliver baby Trig was well known and widely told around here back then, not exactly admiringly, but with a sense of "see, she's really Alaskan, tough as nails and a little bit crazy." When she was selected for VP, my Native friends briefly thought it was pretty cool that an Alaskan hunter was on the ticket, although Obama already had the upper hand electorally in Native (Indian and Eskimo) communities throughout the state. And Alaskans I know -- Native and not -- generally understood the difference between being the governor of a state of 600K people and being president of the US much more clearly than lower-48ers.

But within weeks, her lousy record on Native issues (plus Todd's exaggerated claims to a Yup'ik identity) started to get eviscerated in email chain letters and posts on Native blogs. By November, the Native vote went *substantially* for Obama -- I'm guessing close to 75-80 percent in the Eskimo villages of the North Slope voted Obama (and I think this was true across Native Alaska), and my one Republican Native friend (an ex-Marine and gun rights advocate, as are most Eskimos for reasons that make perfect sense if you hunt for subsistence) told me he was afraid to even mention his politics around his friends and family. (Another Iñupiat friend said to me: "It's simple, Eskimos have to vote for the Black guy.")

And most recently, her "rural affairs" adviser John Moller has drawn major fire for limiting Native subsistence fishing in the lower Yukon while giving commercial fisheries every break they ask for -- leading to actual *starvation* concerns for Yukon Natives this coming winter (the fish you put up now feeds you all winter). This is felt as a deep affront by all Alaska Natives, not just the Yukon fishermen. You do not interfere in subsistence hunting and fishing up here without paying a price -- as the great Eskimo statesman and political activist Eben Hopson once said, in response to attempts to strangle Native subsistence hunting rights 40 years ago, "hunger knows no laws." Native Americans in general, and in Alaska certainly, are very strongly patriotic. July 4 is a big holiday here, and the record of Eskimo and Indian military service and bravery going back to WWII is unsurpassed. But there is no love of the federal government in these parts, and never has been, and not much more love for the state government either. Eskimos, in particular, are proud Americans, yes, but also sovereign people living and still subsisting on their traditional lands. They take great pride in having managed to keep it that way, in contrast to what happened to Native people in the lower 48 beginning much earlier. The North Slope is not a reservation. It's the sovereign homeland of the Iñupiat tribe.

I'm telling you true: one of the most respected and senior Elders in this community (and a good friend of mine), upon hearing the announcement of Palin's resignation at today's July 4th games, got up on the roof of his truck (this is a 75 year old man with a cane) and led a cheering crowd in a standing ovation. It was a sight to behold. If I were Sarah Palin, I'd resign a second time after seeing that.
posted by fourcheesemac at 10:32 PM on July 3 [282 favorites has favorites]


The well developed tweaker early warning radar in my head lit up like a Fresno hooker on welfare check day.

You are not the first person to say she was tweaking. I watched it, she didn't really look like someone who was obviously tweaking. It just strikes me as the nervousness of someone who is lying through their teeth.
posted by empath at 10:35 PM on July 3


What exactly is an "iceberg scandal"??
posted by Partario at 10:38 PM on July 3


> Perhaps she did this at this exact moment because the Daily Show just went on a two week break and by the time they come back making fun of her won't be quite as relevant?

But instead, this gives them the entire week from the 20th-24th to remind everyone she is a quitter. And to do so with more details surfacing about what she has done, etc.

When they show up on the 20th, there would be two weeks (hopefully) of some sort of real coverage of what has happened, giving them even more material. This may be their reasoning to pick now, but it would be very flawed reasoning (but par for the course for the Palin team).


> That wouldn't drive out the likes of her.

No, if it was a single incident, it wouldn't. But if this is a tip of the iceberg event (the term thrown around already), illustrating 7+ years of collusion, embezzlement, etc. They may have a much bigger roster on her, but as the other rumors are circulating, it sounds like the fact that her house has the same building supplies that were ordered for the sports complex will be the news soundbite.

Ted Stevens had some weird funny money stuff going on, but it sounds like atleast he made sure that while they were using the same contractors to build his house, they didn't use the same materials as the poorly managed and town bankrupting sports complex project. There is probably going to be some other much bigger things happening also, but "stealing from her own town to build her vacation home" is not going to resonate well with small town values crowd / message.
posted by mrzarquon at 10:40 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


Thank you for that. In your honor I will add an extra cheese to my mac n' cheese recipe.
posted by device55 at 10:41 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


"*han-handed --> ham-handed"
Dude, Greedo shot first, just accept it.

Perhaps French President Nicolas Sarkozy and his adviser Johnny Hallyday suggested she resign.
posted by Smedleyman at 10:41 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


What exactly is an "iceberg scandal"??

Far more lurking beneath the surface than what is readily apparent.
On preview, what that other guy said.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 10:43 PM on July 3


I agree, empath, about the nervousness but I don't think that it was necessarily because she was lying. She had that my-world-is-caving-in-and-my-stomach-is-in-knotts-but-the-show-must-go-on demeanor.

And I don't think that she was lying any more than usual. The explanation that she gave for stepping down wasn't a lie as much as it was a non-explanation.

She's got issues.
posted by leftcoastbob at 10:43 PM on July 3


"Here's the thing though... Chelsea Clinton is ugly, the Bush Twins are drunken sluts and Sarah Palin used her hockey mom crap to get an extra vote or two."

People are responsible for themselves and their own actions, so their kids should not be fair game in that way. And even so - beauty is often subjective. And in any case there's plastic surgery even if she's not a great person in other ways, and she is intelligent and charming and not at all deserving of attacks, any more than Palin's kids deserve flak just for her pinning on the 'motherhood' badge.


...yeah, there's no other shoe dropping there though.
posted by Smedleyman at 10:49 PM on July 3


I just realized that Palin's timing is taking attention away from this weekend's "Tea Party 2" protests, giving the Teabaggers less coverage from the legitimate media and less promotion time on FauxNews. And what is the first question most reporters are going to ask every yokel at the Tea Party? "What do you think about Sarah Palin?" And if this Big Brew-haha attracts bigger crowds than the TaxDay events, that can now be dismissed as a "one-time Sarah Tribute" and not as a "growing movement". Glenn Beck must be privately crying like a baby right now, and if Sarah expects a starring role in the Right Wing Media Machine, she's going to have at least one (maybe several) principal players working against her. And it'll be even worse if any solid scandal breaks before Monday. We may have Sarah to thank for sinking not just her own career but also damaging an entire FauxMovement.
posted by wendell at 10:51 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


I forgot to mention that this same Elder also led his dance group in an invited performance at Obama's inaugural parade, performing a song especially composed for the new President. The Obama campaign's efforts to reach out to Native communities throughout the campaign and right up to the inauguration itself (backed by actual Native-sensitive policy decisions since taking office, unbelievably!) were unbelievably serious and played a part in his ability to take Western states like Colorado and New Mexico and Washington (and to compete in the Dakotas and Arizona and Montana, for that matter -- he was even relatively close in Alaska, all things considered).

People like Palin take Native voters for granted, pander to them if they acknowledge them at all, and stab them in the back with policy choices when they see advantages in doing so, as they usually do when they serve their big business interests in timber, mining, and fisheries. She's an old-school Western politician in this respect. And she and Arizona good old boy McCain got beaten by a community organizer who saw that Western state republicans took Native voters for granted, presumed they wouldn't bother to turn out, and paid only lip service to their interests if they mentioned them at all. (Note that Barack Obama mentioned "First Americans" or "Native Americans" in nearly every speech where he listed groups of constituents to whom he was appealing for support.)

Barack "Black Eagle" Obama was made an honorary member of the Crow Nation last summer. Over 100 tribal leaders formally endorsed him. I knew field campaign workers focusing on the Native community outreach efforts of the campaign, and they were serious and well funded.

Being a small town mayor is sort of like being a community organizer, except you have no sense of what a "community" is. Or how to organize one.
posted by fourcheesemac at 10:53 PM on July 3 [103 favorites has favorites]


fourcheesemac, thank you for your illuminating comments-- with all the speculation and chatter in this thread, they were a refreshing, welcome and informative report from the front lines. (Flagged as fantastic, btw.)
posted by jokeefe at 11:04 PM on July 3


Sorry, "were" = "are"
posted by jokeefe at 11:04 PM on July 3


If true this is actually bad news. Becuase it means they finally might be pulling their heads out of their asses for 2012.

I, for one, would love for the Republicans to pull their heads out of their asses and offer a reasoned, intelligent, well-spoken, well-educated, well-rounded, worldly candidate. Informed, intelligent debate makes the republic stronger. And that's been the greatest failing of the Republican party in over the past 15 years.
posted by stargell at 11:08 PM on July 3 [7 favorites has favorites]


Palin's resignation speech written as vers libre.
posted by jokeefe at 11:18 PM on July 3 [1 favorite has favorites]


I guess abandoning your State of the Union is kinda like being a community organizer, except you have actual responsibilities. Which you have abandoned.

Also.
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 11:19 PM on July 3 [4 favorites has favorites]


Since Eisenhower, I'd say.
posted by darkstar at 11:20 PM on July 3


One of Palin's first National TV Appearances (albeit to a small audience that was not necessarily HER target market) was when Craig Ferguson, before he truly became an American citizen, was campaigning for "Honorary Citizenship" around the country and she did a video granting him Alaska's. Ferg may have been the first to publicly credit her for a "naughty librarian" look, but to me, she looked a little crazy-behind-the-nerd-glasses even then. She never appeared attractive to me, but I'm mostly asexual these days. But even Tina Fey, Palin's TV doppelganger, has kind of a "crazy cat lady" look to me.

By comparison, Nancy Pelosi looks more like a Librarian, albeit not a 'naughty' one, Hillary Clinton is very plain and a little masculine (but more attractive to me than any of Bill's other women) and grown-up Chelsea is not ugly, but somewhat 'homely' yet less so than Sarah Jessica Parker or Tori Spelling, and much better without the aggressively curly hair. And Michelle Obama looks like a schoolteacher, but she occasionally puts out a crazy-lady look that saves the tabloids a lot of photoshop work. As far as her kids, or Palin's kids, I don't pay any attention to what they look like so have zero opinion.

Equal time for the male politicos: Barack Obama could bleach his skin white and hang around a Klan meeting and nobody would notice. Shirtless, he's less flabby than Schwarzennegger, who is not aging well, and Joe Biden always comes across like he's enjoying the Vice Presidency the way most men his age enjoy their first years of retirement. Newt Gingrich has become the Uncle you don't let your kids hang around, Huckabee looks too much like his name, and Mitt Romney resembles a corporate middle-manager trying too hard to look like he's ready for a promotion. And Al Franken and Barney Frank look like brothers, which is especially weird.
posted by wendell at 11:28 PM on July 3 [9 favorites has favorites]


simply the most inane stream of meaningless bullshit like "I... quit... basketball... fish... float... we... I... more... we... I... I... Moose..."

"We... all... float... down... here..."
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 11:28 PM on July 3 [10 favorites has favorites]


Yeah, the Republican Party left me with its Southern Strategy. 'course, I was 5 at the time . . .

Perhaps the pivot was 1965, with Goldwater winning the party's nominaton over Rockefeller.
posted by @troy at 11:31 PM on July 3


"I'm not seeking a second term, so rather than become a lam(er) duck, I'm handing control of this trainwreck state to my 2nd in command on July 26. He will be running for re-election in 2010".

So, Sarah Palin's last day in politics is July 25th. She'll be packing her things in boxes while I celebrate me ratcheting up another year on this globe.

For me, this is the best birthday gift ever.
posted by spinifex23 at 11:32 PM on July 3


Partario: "What exactly is an "iceberg scandal"??"

One that, like the infamous 'berg of 1912, upends an initially-stunning and heavily-hyped vessel with Victorian mores but an underbelly of working-class angst -- a vessel that founders because it sailed too hastily into unforgiving waters (with very poor damage control) in a greedily ambitious bid for power and glory?

Alvy Ampersand: "Far more lurking beneath the surface than what is readily apparent."

Or that. That also makes sense.
posted by Rhaomi at 11:33 PM on July 3 [25 favorites has favorites]


"What exactly is an "iceberg scandal"??"

One that drowns some young jerk a few hours after he was hanging over the prow of the ship with a rich girl yelling that he's "KING OF THE WORLD!!" which is not that bad an analogy for Palin.
posted by wendell at 11:38 PM on July 3 [2 favorites has favorites]


It's the republican version of making a big fuss about arugula.
posted by iamkimiam at 11:45 PM on July 3


According to her Wikipedia page, this is not the first time she's used these excuses.

Governor Murkowski appointed Palin to the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission. She chaired the Commission beginning in 2003, serving as Ethics Supervisor. Palin resigned in January 2004, protesting what she called the "lack of ethics" of fellow Republican members.

This sounds a little like her 'the government is wasting your money' spiel, doesn't it? I read an article a while back (danged if I can find it now) which argued that the real reason she quit the Commission was that the job was simply too much work for her. The author made the point that if one is the Ethics Supervisor and one encounters ethics violations committed by the people one is supposed to be supervising, the logical course of action is to expose and correct them, not to quit.

Wikipedia also says:

In 2004, Palin told the Anchorage Daily News that she had decided not to run for the U.S. Senate that year, against the Republican incumbent, Lisa Murkowski, because her teenage son opposed it. Palin said, "How could I be the team mom if I was a U.S. Senator?"

Again, I hear similarities to today's pre-resignation speech.
posted by Clay201 at 11:59 PM on July 3 [8 favorites has favorites]


I had no idea I was setting up so many zingers.
posted by Partario at 12:05 AM on July 4 [2 favorites has favorites]


Truly, Sarah Palin has come a long way. When she ran for vice president, she frequently became disjointed and garbled when she departed from her prepared remarks. Now the prepared remarks are incoherent, too.
posted by scody at 12:09 AM on July 4


I, for one, would love for the Republicans to pull their heads out of their asses and offer a reasoned, intelligent, well-spoken, well-educated, well-rounded, worldly candidate. Informed, intelligent debate makes the republic stronger. And that's been the greatest failing of the Republican party in over the past 15 years.

But do we really want two conservative political parties?
posted by Saxon Kane at 12:14 AM on July 4 [8 favorites has favorites]


Sen. Murkowski's statement on Palin's resignation:
“I am deeply disappointed that the Governor has decided to abandon the State and her constituents before her term has concluded.”

posted by darkstar at 12:24 AM on July 4 [2 favorites has favorites]


I excitedly await the auto-tuned version of this breaking news
posted by blasdelf at 1:10 AM on July 4 [11 favorites has favorites]


600+ comments, and no one is wondering why Pixar hasn't made a film starring a female Alaskan governor!

Next thing you know, her weird-windowed house is floating away towards Russia.
posted by arcolz at 1:15 AM on July 4 [1 favorite has favorites]


I would just like to thank Sarah Palin for providing a jumping off point to some excellent snarky MeFi entertainment this Friday night.

She gives good thread.
posted by darkstar at 1:16 AM on July 4 [2 favorites has favorites]


But do we really want two conservative political parties?

Hell's yes. Split the vote.
posted by elwoodwiles at 1:27 AM on July 4


[Comment removed. Gravitus, I takes a lot in this context to breach the no-go barrier, but that did it. You need to cut the shit, not just here but in askme as well.]
posted by cortex at 2:00 AM on July 4


My sources say YES.

I'm going with "pregant" are there prizes? oh that's right, she's leaving office
posted by flotson at 2:21 AM on July 4


wait maybe its a trick
posted by flotson at 2:22 AM on July 4


July 1 she twittered: Congratulations to Anchorage Mayor Dan Sullivan as he is sworn in today! I look forward to working with him. Does that indiciate that she had no plans of resigning two days before she did?
posted by davar at 2:44 AM on July 4 [9 favorites has favorites]


James Wolcott: "But to pretend that it's Alaska's welfare that's uppermost in her mind and she can do more in a civilian capacity than serving as the actual fucking governor of the state, is a bit stretchy. And releasing such a bombshell announcement on the Friday of a holiday weekend is a calculated news-dump move, not a brilliant PR coup."
posted by bardic at 2:52 AM on July 4 [1 favorite has favorites]


At this point, there's so much crazy talk about this that if it's simply an embezzlement thing, I'm going to be seriously disappointed. I'm expecting aliens to start beaming her up to run FoxNews Beetelgeuse any minute now!
posted by grapefruitmoon at 3:38 AM on July 4 [1 favorite has favorites]


i think though much of it for the kids had to do with recently seeing their baby brother trigg mocked and ridiculed by some pretty mean spirited adults recently and by the way i sure wish folks could ever understand all that we can learn all of us from someone like trigg i know he needs me but i know that i need him even more and what a child can offer to set priorities right trigg is my speechwriter and chief political consultant know that time is precious
the world needs more triggs not fewer
posted by markkraft at 3:42 AM on July 4 [1 favorite has favorites]


I like to watch.
posted by Meatbomb at 4:05 AM on July 4 [3 favorites has favorites]


Proof that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists. I prayed to its noodlieness to smite the wench and she resigns. Absolute bullet-proof proof. and a ag of chips.
posted by hooptycritter at 4:49 AM on July 4 [1 favorite has favorites]


Jesus Christ, please shut up. There's nothing shameful about a teen, er, single-digit, being pregnant, therefore there's nothing wrong with talking about it

Sure. But there's something very deeply shameful about someone that young being made pregnant. And then there's the fact that many people would regard her just being pregnant as deeply shameful, whatever you happen to think about it. And then consider the ammunition that crap like that provides to Paln and her defenders. (I mean, how many people have actually made fun of Trig for being a Down's Syndrome child? It doesn't take many.)

The likelihood in this case is vanishingly small, of course -- anyone who spends any time around small kids knows that's a normal look for a small child's body.

In fact, though, there's a lot that's shameful about flaunting baseless speculations. Consider the damage it does to the case and cause of people who oppose Palin, and the potential damage to Piper.

So just f*cking knock it off.
posted by lodurr at 4:51 AM on July 4 [4 favorites has favorites]


Why? No one seems to say why?

Maybe she discovered that taking care of a disabled child requires more time and energy than she imagined?

Nah, that's too wacky, even for her standards.
posted by sour cream at 5:00 AM on July 4


mr.grum: Little kids have round bellies and bad posture, and if you watch the CNN clip of the video about six minutes in, you'll see she's actually still fairly thin; the wind blowing her dress around caught her at a particularly unflattering moment in that frame, that's all.

Exactly. I was just coming in to say that, speaking from personal experience as a former eight-year-old girl who often wore dresses like that, that cotton fabric is stiff, and little girls' dresses often don't have waists, and thus dresses like that don't flutter so much as "billow", and...well, updrafts happen.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 5:12 AM on July 4


Barack Obama could bleach his skin white and hang around a Klan meeting and nobody would notice.

Actually I think that might raise *some* comment.
posted by jhc at 5:21 AM on July 4


"Billow" Palin is a terrible name.
posted by cgc373 at 5:21 AM on July 4 [2 favorites has favorites]


Not if he signed in as "Bubba."
posted by lodurr at 5:36 AM on July 4


Fourcheesemac, thank you so much for your illuminating and thoughtful comments. In a thread full of speculation, it was nice to get some tangible information and solid analysis from a first-hand observer of Alaskan politics and a community most of us know very little about.
posted by foxy_hedgehog at 6:34 AM on July 4 [1 favorite has favorites]


... Does that indiciate that she had no plans of resigning two days before she did?

She was for governing before she was against it.
posted by lysdexic at 6:43 AM on July 4 [3 favorites has favorites]


Her "You're not going to have Sarah Palin to kick around anymore" speech was not only disjointed but also disengenuous after her nastiness during the campaign. Who got the wingnut base fired up about pallin' around with terrorists more than Sarah Palin? She absolutely revelled in rolling around in the mud as long as she was the one on top. But now all those nasty ethics complaints that have cost her so much money are interfering with her governing and David Letterman suggesting that her teenage daughter got knocked up was just not only an insult to women and girls everywhere, but also way over the top. It's not going to be politics as usual any more.

Besides, trust her--it will be better for Alaska if she quits.
posted by leftcoastbob at 6:53 AM on July 4 [1 favorite has favorites]


But at another point she invoked a military quotation, misattributing it to Gen. Douglas MacArthur, in what seemed to be an effort to wave aside any suggestion that she was abandoning the fight. “He said, ‘We’re not retreating; we are advancing in another direction,’ ” she said. (The remark was actually said by Maj. Gen. Oliver Prince Smith.)

You have to laugh at her complete and utter ineptitude.

My husband's theory is that she resigned so that the new Governor could pardon her or Todd, as the need arises. Hey, it's as good a theory as any.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 6:53 AM on July 4 [2 favorites has favorites]


I watched her speech. Then I ctrl-f'd for cocaine and then meth. It reminded me a lot of the save by the bell episode where Jesse Spano was on caffine pills and had the I'm so excited I'm so excited I'm so scared break down. You all disappoint me.
posted by I Foody at 6:58 AM on July 4 [4 favorites has favorites]


The text, as posted on Gov. Palin's official website (here), uses 2,549 words and 18 exclamation points. Lincoln freed the slaves with 719 words and nary an exclamation; Mr. Jefferson declared our independence in 1,322 words and, again, no exclamation points. Nixon resigned the presidency in 1,796 words -- still no exclamation points. Gov. Palin capitalized words at random - whole words, like "TO," "HELP," and "AND," and the first letter of "Troops."

HELP! Yep, could be a subconscious cry for help-- or could just be Palin's usual crap-- feverishly emotional ineptitude.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 7:04 AM on July 4 [2 favorites has favorites]


Can anyone make sense of this? Specifically the part that says "over issues having to do what [Levi] is strongly suspected of holding over the family.

Well, let's consider for a moment how Levi's mom was busted dealing meth...

(And we'll just keep the rest of this post an INTERNAL dialogue)
posted by mikelieman at 7:08 AM on July 4


Can anyone make sense of this? Specifically the part that says "over issues having to do what [Levi] is strongly suspected of holding over the family.

I KNEW IT.

So is there going to be a follow-up presser today, or what?
posted by the littlest brussels sprout at 7:16 AM on July 4


Also from Paul Begala's op ed at the above link: She put her son's name in quotations marks. Why? Who knows.

Maybe "Trig" is not his real name? Maybe his real name is even more controversial.

Hot Tub Love Child Palin
I Suck At Math And Other Hard Stuff Palin
Future POTUS Offspring Palin
This Space For Sell Palin
Independent Alaska Palin
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 7:17 AM on July 4


The important thing to remember here is that Palin has a tremendous number of supporters, specifically but not limited to the republican base, and nobody can rally them the way she can.

As long as this is the case she is solid gold to the republican party and anybody she endorses. Im sure whatever she will be doing from here on will be political and extremely lucrative for her.
posted by freshundz at 7:20 AM on July 4


I Foody: "I ctrl-f'd for cocaine and then meth. It reminded me a lot of the save by the bell episode where Jesse Spano was on caffine pills and had the I'm so excited I'm so excited I'm so scared break down. You all disappoint me."

You could CTRL-F for "tweak". If you insist.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 7:23 AM on July 4


@Gravy -- the original context of that quote is interesting. A more literate person might mean something by it.
posted by lodurr at 7:27 AM on July 4 [2 favorites has favorites]


Sources close to Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin tell MSNBC that she is "out of politics for good."

Well that much is obvious. Let's just hope it's also for-ever.
posted by rokusan at 7:33 AM on July 4 [4 favorites has favorites]


The third in line for the governor, and the man expected to step into Parnell's shoes is Commissioner of Corrections, Joe Schmidt. He was appointed, accompanied by a few raised eyebrows, to the #3 spot in February of this year. His other claim to fame? He dated the governor when they both went to Wasilla High. He replaced embattled Attorney General Talis Colberg, who stepped down under allegations of mishandling the Troopergate investigation and telling state employees that they didn't need to comply with legislative subpoenas.

So the guy who ran the prisons will now be LT. Governor...and in the Great(ly corrupted) State of Alaska the Number 2 guy has a good chance of advancing when the Number 1 guy gets indicted. Boy, Palin's shenanigans sure have shone a powerful spotlight on Alaska, and what has been revealed hasn't been very pretty. Seems like any greedy jackass can get her/himself elected and then steal with impunity.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 7:40 AM on July 4 [6 favorites has favorites]


Her tweaking appearance is probably due to having drunk waaaaaay too much coffee in the preceding sixteen hours. Her decision to quit/her being forced to quit was made late on the 2nd. A sleepless night and too much coffee the next morning would make anyone seem a bit tweaky.
posted by five fresh fish at 7:41 AM on July 4 [1 favorite has favorites]


The "making fun of a special needs baby" brouhaha a la Wonkette - it was not about Trig, simply making fun of a Palin sycophant.

For resignation reactions from a few Alaska blogs:
The Mudflats
Diva's Blue Oasis
Progressive Alaska
The Immoral Minority
Fiery Blazing Handbasket
posted by madamjujujive at 7:42 AM on July 4


If she is, in fact, getting a news anchor or commentator job, that might be a huge mistake for her. She'll need to at least fake like she knows and understands what she's talking about - frequently extemporaneously. When she's been allowed to speak off-the-cuff - and this press conference sounds like its pure off-the-cuff Palin - she comes across as incoherent.
I imagine that it would be on Fox, in which case coherence is clearly not a job requirement.
posted by Flunkie at 7:57 AM on July 4


fourcheesemac, where do babies come from?


Seriously, that was more illuminating than quite a few New Yorker essays I remember. Thanks.
posted by docpops at 8:03 AM on July 4 [2 favorites has favorites]


she can string words together competently enough
I'm sorry, I thought I was in the Sarah Palin thread.

Could someone please direct me to the Sarah Palin thread? Thanks.
posted by Flunkie at 8:11 AM on July 4 [3 favorites has favorites]


FOX "News" op ed:
Sarah Palin's resignation as Governor of Alaska is a brilliant liberating move for her career, and a potential turning point for the national conservative movement.
The editorial goes on to list all the brilliant things she can accomplish now that she is liberated from the onerous job of being Governor. For example
She should also lead the nation's mothers to oppose mandating replacement of incandescent light bulbs with the new mercury poison gas bulbs.
It is news to me that the nation's mothers are so opposed to replacing their light bulbs. However that sounds like a nice, nutty niche for her to nestle into.
posted by Secret Life of Gravy at 8:20 AM on July 4 [4 favorites has favorites]


Sarah is perfectly intelligible.

If you have aural dyslexia.
posted by five fresh fish at 8:21 AM on July 4


the new mercury poison gas bulbs.

Goddammit, I knew if I stayed around this thread long enough I was going to see something that made me so angry I was going to have to punch someone in the face. Good thing there's no mail delivery today or I might end up popping the postman, and that's a Federal charge.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 8:26 AM on July 4 [8 favorites has favorites]


I spend 36 ours off the net and look what happens! Can't people behave themselves while I am gone?
posted by Danf at 8:27 AM on July 4


new mercury poison gas bulbs

"Bob, I don't care if he's your brother-in-law. If you want your lightbulbs to sell, you need someone else to do their branding."
posted by robocop is bleeding at 8:30 AM on July 4 [18 favorites has favorites]


I told my wife about the news of Palin's resignation, and she narrowed her eyes. "I don't know. I won't believe it until she's dead."

From the moment Palin winked during the debate, my wife and her friends have been very open about their desire to destroy her with fire. It's kind of shocking how many women I know really really hated her 'flirty folksy' routine.
posted by verb at 8:31 AM on July 4 [14 favorites has favorites]


Hmmm. Just to clarify, I'm not doing an "I hope she dies" shout-out or anything. I don't. I just think that it's interesting that the people who seem to really, really despise Palin are the people who she was supposed to have such resonance with. Women, native Alaskans...
posted by verb at 8:39 AM on July 4


Palin alone has now accounted for over 6000 comments on the Blue. She ought to get a cookie or something for that.
posted by darkstar at 9:57 PM on July 3 [+] [!]


Hey admins, how about giving the whole Palin family free mefi membership? I can see the FPPs now:

Our own Sarah Palin (LipstickPitBull) has a new project where she does a mashup of the constitution...
posted by 445supermag at 8:40 AM on July 4 [4 favorites has favorites]


"As long as this is the case she is solid gold to the republican party and anybody she endorses."

Excuse me? First, there might be another shoe to drop. Pre-holiday weekend news conference? She was trying to do this quietly as possible (albeit that's impossible). Best case scenario: there is no scandal, she's simply a) not cut-out for politics (i.e., can't be bothered to finish even one term as governor) and/or b) fucking insane. I truly doubt any future Republican candidate will try to garner favor with her or honestly care very much at all what she says or thinks.

Sure, she still has supporters. But the RNC types have turned on her (many of them did so last year). A populist, grassroots Palin organization for smaller government? Her version of DailyKos? That and three bucks will get you a latte.

This whole damn thing is just so strange. I'm convinced there has to be some breaking news we'll hear about Monday, perhaps having to do with the announcement of a Federal indictment against her or her husband. But if I'm wrong, well, then it's obvious that Sarah Palin isn't fit for public service in any capacity, not even dog-catcher. Ya know why? She fucking gave up a governorship. Wish I could put that more philosophically or something, but WTF? This is exact opposite of leadership, this is tucking your tail between your legs and running away.

The Republicans trying to spin this as a good move are amusing as ever, however.
posted by bardic at 8:40 AM on July 4 [1 favorite has favorites]


Secret Life of Gravy: "FOX "News" op ed: "

and we quote,
And because of the long distance and her family, as well as governing, responsibilities, she can’t get down to the lower-48 enough to build her national political presence.
Firstly, I'm not sure what encoding scheme has a 38 byte apostrophe. Secondly, how could someone really believe that any kind of political presence building would counter a failed governorship?

Even William Kristol, neo-conservativism's favorite rose-tinted brain, stumbled:
"I am real surprised. It is real unconventional," William Kristol, editor of The Weekly Standard, told FOX News. "It would make sense to finish the governorship and then run for president in 2012.

posted by boo_radley at 8:41 AM on July 4 [2 favorites has favorites]


I don't understand why people are saying she can come back from this "because Nixon did". Who is going to vote for another Nixon?
posted by DU at 8:42 AM on July 4 [1 favorite has favorites]


We really don't know whether Ronald Reagan did, in fact, have a penis.
Speak for yourself.
posted by Flunkie at 8:44 AM on July 4 [1 favorite has favorites]


There's no way that anyone liked Miami Vice non-ironically at the time.

Not only did I like Miami Vice non-ironically, I had a t-shirt with a picture of a mouse dressed like Sonny Crockett. The t-shirt read "Miami Mice" at the bottom. I wore it to the skating rink when my Garfield shirtdress was dirty.

You can imagine how incredibly popular I was.
posted by LeeJay at 1:18 AM on July 4


I think I used to have the same shirt, or knew someone who did. Only it had both mice - and I was just a couple of years too young to actually watch Miami Vice, so this shirt was how I got to know it.
posted by jb at 8:47 AM on July 4


Good thing there's no mail delivery today or I might end up popping the postman, and that's a Federal charge.

"Popping the postman" has been added to list of possible Palin paternity theories.
posted by rokusan at 8:53 AM on July 4 [1 favorite has favorites]


SLoG's link is dead for me (LOL, "sarah-palin-outsmarts-left" yields "Page cannot be found"), so I clicked on the "Opinion" tab and chose the Krauthammer link... and starting to rd teh comment hair... feelz furnny... tickles... cchhrrgrrllphpttpttt

You people just make your statements but then do not have any reasons to support the arguments that your point of worldview lead you to conclude you want to enforce on everyone with your elitistism. But YOU deep down know SARAH belongs in our nations CAPITALS forever but you want to play the politics of PRESEASONAL DESCRIPTION.

On preview, oh, there it is, complete with the promised angstroms, dipthongs and logical-nots. Knots. Whatever.
posted by Rat Spatula at 9:04 AM on July 4 [2 favorites has favorites]


Sarah Palin is such solid gold that she can't even muster up enough donations from her rabid fan base to cover her legal costs for the ethics investigations.
posted by five fresh fish at 9:05 AM on July 4


Anderson Cooper takes on Meg Stapleton, spokesperson for Palin.
posted by ericb at 9:08 AM on July 4 [1 favorite has favorites]


well, the lipstick has obviously come off the pig.
posted by krautland at 9:09 AM on July 4 [3 favorites has favorites]


Also,