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OCTOBER 22 IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!! EVERY YEAR WE GET TOGETHER AND MAKE SALMON FOR TOAST, EVERY YEAR WE GET A CROCKETY BLOAT, EVERY YEAR WE GET DRUNK ON THE DOCKS, AND EVERY YEAR WE HAVE SEX WITH OUR CAPS LOCKS!!!!

PREVIOUSLY
posted by tarheelcoxn (390 comments total) 12 users marked this as a favorite

 
EVERY YEAR WE DO THIS. WITH THE POSTING EARLY JSUT BECAUSE IT IS TOMORROW IN SOME STRANGE LANDS. YOU MUST WAIT UNTIL TODAY IS TODAY. KTHXBI
posted by Rock Steady at 7:38 PM on October 21, 2010


IT IS EARLY BUT I DON'T CARE

SHIT YEAH CAPSLOCKS
posted by maqsarian at 7:40 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


GOOGOO GAA GAA
posted by CynicalKnight at 7:42 PM on October 21, 2010


MAYBE PEOPLE WILL TAKE ME MORE SRSLY IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS!!!!!1
posted by MaryDellamorte at 7:42 PM on October 21, 2010


SHIT YEAH IT'S ALREADY CAPSLOCK DAY IN GREENLAND

DID YOU KNOW THAT PLACE IS FUCKING ICY, WHILE ICELAND IS ACTUALLY GREEN? THAT MOTHERFUCKING HISTORICAL NUGGET IS BETTER IN CAPS.
posted by SNWidget at 7:42 PM on October 21, 2010 [5 favorites]


no
posted by gomichild at 7:44 PM on October 21, 2010 [2 favorites]


IT IS NOT CAPSLOCK DAY HERE YET DAMMIT

MY TIMEZONE WILL FITE YOUR TIMEZONE
posted by elizardbits at 7:44 PM on October 21, 2010


MAYBE PEOPLE WILL TAKE ME MORE SRSLY IF I TYPE IN ALL CAPS!!!!!1

I FIND YOUR IDEAS INTRIGUING AND I WOULD LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR NEWSLETTER

OMG SEE ITS WORKING ALREADY
posted by maqsarian at 7:44 PM on October 21, 2010 [5 favorites]


GOOD EVENING. IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS, KEYBOARDS FROM HERE WILL JOIN OTHERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD, AND YOU WILL BE LAUNCHING THE LARGEST INTERNET MOVEMENT IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.

MANKIND -- THAT WORD SHOULD HAVE NEW MEANING FOR ALL OF US TODAY.

WE CAN'T BE CONSUMED BY OUR PETTY DIFFERENCES ANYMORE.

WE WILL BE UNITED IN OUR COMMON INTERESTS.

PERHAPS IT'S FATE THAT TODAY IS THE 22ND OF OCTOBER, AND YOU WILL ONCE AGAIN BE FIGHTING FOR OUR FREEDOM -- NOT FROM TYRANNY, OPPRESSION, OR PERSECUTION, BUT FROM MUNDANITY.

WE'RE FIGHTING FOR OUR RIGHT TO SHOUT, TO BE HILARIOUSLY OBNOXIOUS.

AND SHOULD WE WIN THE DAY, THE 22ND OF OCTOBER WILL NO LONGER BE KNOWN AS AN INTERNET HOLIDAY, BUT AS THE DAY WHEN THE WORLD DECLARED IN ONE EXTREMELY LOUD VOICE:

WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT

WE WILL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT

WE'RE GOING TO LIVE ON

WE'RE GOING TO SURVIVE

TODAY, WE CELEBRATE OUR INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY


(YES, AGAIN. SHUT UP.)
posted by Rhaomi at 7:44 PM on October 21, 2010 [11 favorites]


ROCK STEADY, I AM CONFUSED AS TO WHY GMT IS A STRANGE LAND?!?!
posted by tarheelcoxn at 7:44 PM on October 21, 2010


shhhhhh
posted by jjb at 7:45 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


I DON'T GET IT!
posted by infinitywaltz at 7:45 PM on October 21, 2010


THIS IS IT
EVERY YEAR
THIS IS THE DAY THAT DANAH BOYD HATES MOST
posted by adipocere at 7:46 PM on October 21, 2010 [26 favorites]


it's not capslock day in california for another 4-and-a-quarter hours yet; i will do all my posting until then totally in lower case. it makes me feel like quonsar.
posted by oneswellfoop at 7:47 PM on October 21, 2010 [4 favorites]


EVERY YEAR I MISS THE FIRST HALF OF THIS BECAUSE IT'S ONLY WHEN IT'S ON MEFI THAT I NOTICE.

/SOME STRANGE LANDS.
posted by pompomtom at 7:47 PM on October 21, 2010


dear god its that time year already cant i hit the snooze button
posted by JHarris at 7:47 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


ROCK STEADY, I AM CONFUSED AS TO WHY GMT IS A STRANGE LAND?!?!

OF COURSE IT IS STRANGE. YOU CANT EVEN SAY IT. GUMIT? GIMT? FUCK THE HELL KIND OF NAME FOR A LAND IS THAT?
posted by Rock Steady at 7:48 PM on October 21, 2010


AT LAST


AT LAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSST
posted by kittens for breakfast at 7:48 PM on October 21, 2010


ITS CAPS LOCK DAY IN KOREA, ALSO LOLBUTTS
posted by hellojed at 7:50 PM on October 21, 2010


snark
posted by msbutah at 7:51 PM on October 21, 2010


What a perfect opportunity to show the best Caps Lock moment in history:

Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
Judge-Mental> try pressing the Caps Lock key
Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
Judge-Mental> fuck me

posted by notion at 7:52 PM on October 21, 2010 [53 favorites]


AAAAAARRRRGGGGGG PALIN!

if we combined caps lock day with talk like a pirate day on election day we would kill three idiotic birds with one stone!
posted by HuronBob at 7:53 PM on October 21, 2010 [3 favorites]


FORG PILLS
posted by Slap*Happy at 7:53 PM on October 21, 2010


ヒイデルトコロノ USER、CAPS LOCK ヲ ALL Y'ALL SUCKERS ニイタス
posted by No-sword at 7:54 PM on October 21, 2010


I HAD A CROCKETY BLOAT BUT I DRANK A GLASS OF WARM, SALTY WATER AND IT WENT AWAY!!!!
posted by Sparx at 7:57 PM on October 21, 2010


WELL, TIME TO GET ON WITH THE SEX THEN
posted by Tiresias at 7:59 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS!
posted by Joe Beese at 7:59 PM on October 21, 2010 [5 favorites]


THIS IS FUN TO MAKE A BLOG ON THE COMPUTER WEBSITE!
posted by The White Hat at 8:00 PM on October 21, 2010 [4 favorites]


Everyone in this thread sounds like Officer Barbrady.
posted by slogger at 8:02 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


MY TIMEZONE WILL FITE YOUR TIMEZONE

IT IS NOT OCT 22 IN CARRBORO, EITHER.
posted by amro at 8:03 PM on October 21, 2010


YOU MAY BE A LOVER BUT YOU AIN'T NO DANCER!
posted by hellojed at 8:04 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


YEAH! ONLY ONE MORE HOUR UNTIL INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY! ^_^
posted by garnetgirl at 8:05 PM on October 21, 2010


IF MEFI WINS THE POP-AND-CAPSLOCK COMPETITION YOU GUYS HAVE TO LET ME INTO THE STUDY GROUP
posted by maqsarian at 8:05 PM on October 21, 2010 [17 favorites]


DID YOU KNOW THAT PLACE IS FUCKING ICY, WHILE ICELAND IS ACTUALLY GREEN? THAT MOTHERFUCKING HISTORICAL NUGGET IS BETTER IN CAPS.

YES I LEARNED THAT FROM MIGHTY DUCKS 2.
posted by naoko at 8:06 PM on October 21, 2010


CAPS LOCK DAY
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 8:07 PM on October 21, 2010


hAPPY cAPSLOCK dAY EVERYBODY!
posted by Threeway Handshake at 8:07 PM on October 21, 2010


MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS ANYTHING I GUESS
posted by DrumsIntheDeep at 8:09 PM on October 21, 2010


WAIT I GOT IT WRONG AND FORGOT TO MAKE A LINK TO THE WEDSIZE
posted by The White Hat at 8:10 PM on October 21, 2010


WHY IS PUTIN A CRAB?
WHY IS POUTINE A CARB?
IS IT CAPS LOCK DAY? SIGNS POINT TO YES
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 8:12 PM on October 21, 2010


NO TIEMZONE FITING. I AM NOT THE CHIEFTAN OF THE EASTERN STANDARD TRIBE, BUT I REACH OUT TO THE MANY OTHER TIEMZONE TRIBES WITH SALMON IN THE SPIRIT OF CROCKETY BLOAT. ALSO A POTATO AND POSSIBLY 800X JUSTIN BIEBER.
posted by tarheelcoxn at 8:13 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


CSI: CAPS LOCK

[CAINE AND SOME GUY ARE EXAMINING A DEAD GUY]

SOME GUY: I THINK HE'S DEAD FROM A GUNSHOT WOUND BOSS.

CAINE: WE BETTER MAKE SURE WHOEVER *CAPPED* HIM GETS *LOCKED* UP. [SUNGLASSES]

YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!
posted by Rock Steady at 8:15 PM on October 21, 2010 [18 favorites]


i'm a hipster.
posted by notion at 8:15 PM on October 21, 2010 [3 favorites]


>
posted by MythMaker at 8:15 PM on October 21, 2010 [4 favorites]


LET US CELEBRATE IN ACCORDANCE WITH OUR FAITH.

HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE EFFIGY OF BILLY MAYS SO THAT IT MAY BE VENERATED?
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 8:15 PM on October 21, 2010 [4 favorites]


B8X IS AN EMOTICON FOR A FEMALE YOGI WEARING SHADES
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 8:15 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


i'm a hipster.

WHO DARES NOT USE CAPS LOCKS ON THIS DAY OF DAYS?
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 8:16 PM on October 21, 2010


you people are scaring me
posted by marxchivist at 8:16 PM on October 21, 2010


MYTHMAKER THAT IS ESPECIALLY GOOD CASP LOCK HUMOUR. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
posted by tarheelcoxn at 8:17 PM on October 21, 2010


WE ARE THE HOLLOW MEN
WE ARE THE STUFFED MEN
LEANING TOGETHER
HEADPIECE FILLED WITH STRAW. ALAS!
OUR DRIED VOICES, WHEN
WE WHISPER TOGETHER
ARE QUIET AND MEANINGLESS
AS WIND IN DRY GRASS
OR RATS’ FEET OVER BROKEN GLASS
IN OUR DRY CELLAR

SHAPE WITHOUT FORM, SHADE WITHOUT COLOUR,
PARALYSED FORCE, GESTURE WITHOUT MOTION;

THOSE WHO HAVE CROSSED
WITH DIRECT EYES, TO DEATH’S OTHER KINGDOM
REMEMBER US—IF AT ALL—NOT AS LOST
VIOLENT SOULS, BUT ONLY
AS THE HOLLOW MEN
THE STUFFED MEN.

EYES I DARE NOT MEET IN DREAMS
IN DEATH’S DREAM KINGDOM
THESE DO NOT APPEAR:
THERE, THE EYES ARE
SUNLIGHT ON A BROKEN COLUMN
THERE, IS A TREE SWINGING
AND VOICES ARE
IN THE WIND’S SINGING
MORE DISTANT AND MORE SOLEMN
THAN A FADING STAR.

LET ME BE NO NEARER
IN DEATH’S DREAM KINGDOM
LET ME ALSO WEAR
SUCH DELIBERATE DISGUISES
RAT’S COAT, CROWSKIN, CROSSED STAVES
IN A FIELD
BEHAVING AS THE WIND BEHAVES
NO NEARER—

NOT THAT FINAL MEETING
IN THE TWILIGHT KINGDOM

THIS IS THE DEAD LAND
THIS IS CACTUS LAND
HERE THE STONE IMAGES
ARE RAISED, HERE THEY RECEIVE
THE SUPPLICATION OF A DEAD MAN’S HAND
UNDER THE TWINKLE OF A FADING STAR.

IS IT LIKE THIS
IN DEATH’S OTHER KINGDOM
WAKING ALONE
AT THE HOUR WHEN WE ARE
TREMBLING WITH TENDERNESS
LIPS THAT WOULD KISS
FORM PRAYERS TO BROKEN STONE.

THE EYES ARE NOT HERE
THERE ARE NO EYES HERE
IN THIS VALLEY OF DYING STARS
IN THIS HOLLOW VALLEY
THIS BROKEN JAW OF OUR LOST KINGDOMS

IN THIS LAST OF MEETING PLACES
WE GROPE TOGETHER
AND AVOID SPEECH
GATHERED ON THIS BEACH OF THE TUMID RIVER

SIGHTLESS, UNLESS
THE EYES REAPPEAR
AS THE PERPETUAL STAR
MULTIFOLIATE ROSE
OF DEATH’S TWILIGHT KINGDOM
THE HOPE ONLY
OF EMPTY MEN.

HERE WE GO ROUND THE PRICKLY PEAR
PRICKLY PEAR PRICKLY PEAR
HERE WE GO ROUND THE PRICKLY PEAR
AT FIVE O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING.

BETWEEN THE IDEA
AND THE REALITY
BETWEEN THE MOTION
AND THE ACT
FALLS THE SHADOW
FOR THINE IS THE KINGDOM

BETWEEN THE CONCEPTION
AND THE CREATION
BETWEEN THE EMOTION
AND THE RESPONSE
FALLS THE SHADOW
LIFE IS VERY LONG

BETWEEN THE DESIRE
AND THE SPASM
BETWEEN THE POTENCY
AND THE EXISTENCE
BETWEEN THE ESSENCE
AND THE DESCENT
FALLS THE SHADOW
FOR THINE IS THE KINGDOM

FOR THINE IS
LIFE IS
FOR THINE IS THE

THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS
THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS
THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS
NOT WITH A BANG BUT A WHIMPER.
posted by Jimbob at 8:17 PM on October 21, 2010 [5 favorites]


AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!
posted by eriko at 8:18 PM on October 21, 2010


I THINKS THAT EVEN FOR CAPSLOCKS DAYS THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN TOO MUCH.
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 8:18 PM on October 21, 2010 [2 favorites]


BEST.
TREATY.
EVER.
posted by Curious Artificer at 8:19 PM on October 21, 2010 [3 favorites]


IT IS NOT SCROLL LOCK DAY ERIKO. NOT COOL.

SCROLL LOCK DAY IS JUNE 7TH.
posted by Rock Steady at 8:19 PM on October 21, 2010


FLAMEOUT. I HAZ IT.
posted by eriko at 8:21 PM on October 21, 2010


CAPSLOCKS DAYS IS A PRIVILEGE NOT A RIGHT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GETTING AT, ERIKO.
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 8:21 PM on October 21, 2010 [2 favorites]


PUT MUNSTER ON POTATO
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 8:21 PM on October 21, 2010


I turned off my caps lock key so I can't turn on my caps lock key (which is generally awesome, take that stupid clumsy pinky) and holding down shift to participate just feels... wrong... So my caps lock day tradition is telling everyone how I turned off my caps lock key. It's the only stupid fake internet holy day I observe.
posted by nanojath at 8:22 PM on October 21, 2010


CAT.SCAN.COM IS ONE OF THE STRANGEST SITES I'VE SEENIN SOME TIME. I HAVE NO IDEA HOE THESE PEOPLE GOT THEIR CATS WEDGED IN THEIR SCANNERS, OR WHY.

THX MAT HOW EE!

OH FUCK.

CROCKETY BLOAR CROCKETY BLOAT
posted by benzenedream at 8:23 PM on October 21, 2010


OFFICIAL CAPS LOCK DAY SEASON OF THE WIRE IS SEASON TWO WITH THE STEVEDORES
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 8:23 PM on October 21, 2010 [4 favorites]


CAPSLOCKS DAYS IS A PRIVILEGE NOT A RIGHT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GETTING AT, ERIKO.


DON'T MAKE ME ANAGRAM CAPS LOCK DAY AGAIN.
posted by eriko at 8:24 PM on October 21, 2010


I SWAPPED MY CAPS LOCK AND CONTROL KEYS ABOUT A WEEK AGO

I DID THIS FOR PERSONAL REASONS THAT HAVE FUCK-ALL TO DO WITH YOU, I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF

BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT CAPS LOCK WAS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME, EXCEPT SINCE I INVERTED THEM NOW CONTROL LOCK IS CRUISE CAPS FOR AWESOME

I WANT A CRUISE CAPS SO I CAN SHOW IT TO CAPTAIN STUBING
posted by middleclasstool at 8:26 PM on October 21, 2010 [3 favorites]


DON'T MAKE ME ANAGRAM CAPS LOCK DAY AGAIN.

YOU DON'T HAVE THE CAPSLOCKS TO DO IT.
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 8:26 PM on October 21, 2010


IN HONOR OF OF THE FACT THAT I HAS BIG BRASS CAPLOCKS I HAVE ANAGRAMMED CAPS LOCK DAY FOR YOU. THERE ARE 488 DIFFERENT ANAGRAMS, AND HERE THEY ARE, PRESENTED IN AN ANNOYING WAY TO AMUSE YOU.
PADLOCK CAYS
PADLOCKS CAY
A CLACKS DOPY
A SKYCAP COLD
A SKYCAP CLOD
ALACK DOC SPY
ALACK COD SPY
CLACK AD POSY
CLACK ADO SPY
CLACK PAD SOY
CLACK PADS YO
CLACK DAYS OP
CLACK DAY SOP
CLACK DAY OPS
CLACK SPAY DO
CLACK PAYS DO
CLACK YAPS DO
CLACK YAP DOS
CLACK YAP SOD
CLACK PAY DOS
CLACK PAY SOD
CLACK AS DOPY
CLACK SAY POD
CLACK AY PODS
CLACK YA PODS
CLACKS PAD YO
CLACKS DAY OP
CLACKS YAP DO
CLACKS PAY DO
CLACKS AY POD
CLACKS YA POD
CAD CALK POSY
CAD LACK POSY
CAD CLOAK SPY
CAD SKYCAP LO
CAD CASK PLOY
CAD SACK PLOY
CAD YACKS LOP
CAD YACKS POL
CAD YACK POLS
CAD YACK LOPS
CAD YACK SLOP
CAD LACS POKY
CAD CAP YOLKS
CAD CAPS YOLK
CAD YAKS CLOP
CAD YAK CLOPS
CAD PLAY SOCK
CAD LAYS POCK
CAD SLAY POCK
CAD LAY POCKS
CAD SPAY LOCK
CAD PAYS LOCK
CAD YAPS LOCK
CAD YAP LOCKS
CAD PAY LOCKS
CLAD PACK SOY
CLAD PACKS YO
CLAD YACKS OP
CLAD YACK SOP
CLAD YACK OPS
CLAD CAPO SKY
CLAD SAC POKY
CLAD ASK COPY
CLAD SKA COPY
CLAD YAKS COP
CLAD YAK COPS
CLAD YAP SOCK
CLAD PAY SOCK
CLAD SAY POCK
CLAD AY POCKS
CLAD YA POCKS
SCALD PACK YO
SCALD YACK OP
SCALD YAK COP
SCALD AY POCK
SCALD YA POCK
CODA CALK SPY
CODA LACK SPY
CODA PACK SLY
CODA CASK PLY
CODA SACK PLY
CODA CLAP SKY
CADS YACK LOP
CADS YACK POL
CADS LAC POKY
CADS CAP YOLK
CADS YAK CLOP
CADS LAY POCK
CADS YAP LOCK
CADS PAY LOCK
SCAD YACK LOP
SCAD YACK POL
SCAD LAC POKY
SCAD CAP YOLK
SCAD YAK CLOP
SCAD LAY POCK
SCAD YAP LOCK
SCAD PAY LOCK
CALK SPACY DO
CALK SAC DOPY
CALK CAYS POD
CALK CAY PODS
CALK PAD COSY
CALK PADS COY
CALK ADS COPY
CALK SAD COPY
CALK DAYS COP
CALK DAY COPS
CALK SPAY DOC
CALK SPAY COD
CALK PAYS DOC
CALK PAYS COD
CALK YAPS DOC
CALK YAPS COD
CALK YAP DOCS
CALK YAP CODS
CALK PAY DOCS
CALK PAY CODS
LACK SPACY DO
LACK SAC DOPY
LACK CAYS POD
LACK CAY PODS
LACK PAD COSY
LACK PADS COY
LACK ADS COPY
LACK SAD COPY
LACK DAYS COP
LACK DAY COPS
LACK SPAY DOC
LACK SPAY COD
LACK PAYS DOC
LACK PAYS COD
LACK YAPS DOC
LACK YAPS COD
LACK YAP DOCS
LACK YAP CODS
LACK PAY DOCS
LACK PAY CODS
LACKS CAY POD
LACKS AD COPY
LACKS PAD COY
LACKS DAY COP
LACKS YAP DOC
LACKS YAP COD
LACKS PAY DOC
LACKS PAY COD
SLACK CAY POD
SLACK AD COPY
SLACK PAD COY
SLACK DAY COP
SLACK YAP DOC
SLACK YAP COD
SLACK PAY DOC
SLACK PAY COD
CALKS CAY POD
CALKS AD COPY
CALKS PAD COY
CALKS DAY COP
CALKS YAP DOC
CALKS YAP COD
CALKS PAY DOC
CALKS PAY COD
PACK SCALY DO
PACK CLAYS DO
PACK CLAY DOS
PACK CLAY SOD
PACK LACY DOS
PACK LACY SOD
PACK CAYS OLD
PACK CAY SOLD
PACK CAY OLDS
PACK AD CLOYS
PACK LAD COSY
PACK LADS COY
PACK LADY COS
PACK ADS CLOY
PACK SAD CLOY
PACK LAYS DOC
PACK LAYS COD
PACK SLAY DOC
PACK SLAY COD
PACK LAY DOCS
PACK LAY CODS
PACK SAY COLD
PACK SAY CLOD
PACK AY SCOLD
PACK AY CLODS
PACK AY COLDS
PACK YA SCOLD
PACK YA CLODS
PACK YA COLDS
PACKS CLAY DO
PACKS LACY DO
PACKS CAY OLD
PACKS AD CLOY
PACKS LAD COY
PACKS LAY DOC
PACKS LAY COD
PACKS AY COLD
PACKS AY CLOD
PACKS YA COLD
PACKS YA CLOD
SKYCAP LAC DO
SKYCAP LA DOC
SKYCAP LA COD
CASK LAC DOPY
CASK CLAY POD
CASK LACY POD
CASK CAY PLOD
CASK LAD COPY
CASK LADY COP
CASK PAD CLOY
CASK DAY CLOP
CASK PLAY DOC
CASK PLAY COD
CASK YAP COLD
CASK YAP CLOD
CASK PAY COLD
CASK PAY CLOD
SACK LAC DOPY
SACK CLAY POD
SACK LACY POD
SACK CAY PLOD
SACK LAD COPY
SACK LADY COP
SACK PAD CLOY
SACK DAY CLOP
SACK PLAY DOC
SACK PLAY COD
SACK YAP COLD
SACK YAP CLOD
SACK PAY COLD
SACK PAY CLOD
YACKS LAC POD
YACKS CLAP DO
YACKS CAP OLD
YACKS AD CLOP
YACKS LAD COP
YACKS LAP DOC
YACKS LAP COD
YACKS ALP DOC
YACKS ALP COD
YACKS PAL DOC
YACKS PAL COD
YACKS PA COLD
YACKS PA CLOD
YACK LAC PODS
YACK CLAP DOS
YACK CLAP SOD
YACK SCALP DO
YACK CLASP DO
YACK CLAPS DO
YACK LACS POD
YACK CAP SOLD
YACK CAP OLDS
YACK CAPS OLD
YACK SAC PLOD
YACK AD CLOPS
YACK LAD COPS
YACK LADS COP
YACK ADS CLOP
YACK SAD CLOP
YACK LAP DOCS
YACK LAP CODS
YACK ALP DOCS
YACK ALP CODS
YACK PAL DOCS
YACK PAL CODS
YACK SLAP DOC
YACK SLAP COD
YACK PALS DOC
YACK PALS COD
YACK LAPS DOC
YACK LAPS COD
YACK ALPS DOC
YACK ALPS COD
YACK PA SCOLD
YACK PA CLODS
YACK PA COLDS
YACK SAP COLD
YACK SAP CLOD
YACK ASP COLD
YACK ASP CLOD
YACK SPA COLD
YACK SPA CLOD
YACK PAS COLD
YACK PAS CLOD
LAC DAYS POCK
LAC DAY POCKS
LAC SPAY DOCK
LAC PAYS DOCK
LAC YAPS DOCK
LAC YAP DOCKS
LAC PAY DOCKS
CLAP DAY SOCK
CLAP YAKS DOC
CLAP YAKS COD
CLAP YAK DOCS
CLAP YAK CODS
CLAP SAY DOCK
CLAP AY DOCKS
CLAP YA DOCKS
SCALP YAK DOC
SCALP YAK COD
SCALP AY DOCK
SCALP YA DOCK
CLASP YAK DOC
CLASP YAK COD
CLASP AY DOCK
CLASP YA DOCK
CLAPS YAK DOC
CLAPS YAK COD
CLAPS AY DOCK
CLAPS YA DOCK
LACS DAY POCK
LACS YAP DOCK
LACS PAY DOCK
SCALY AD POCK
SCALY PA DOCK
CLAYS AD POCK
CLAYS PA DOCK
CLAY AD POCKS
CLAY PAD SOCK
CLAY ADS POCK
CLAY SAD POCK
CLAY PA DOCKS
CLAY SAP DOCK
CLAY ASP DOCK
CLAY SPA DOCK
CLAY PAS DOCK
LACY AD POCKS
LACY PAD SOCK
LACY ADS POCK
LACY SAD POCK
LACY PA DOCKS
LACY SAP DOCK
LACY ASP DOCK
LACY SPA DOCK
LACY PAS DOCK
CAP ALKYD COS
CAP LADY SOCK
CAP DAYS LOCK
CAP DAY LOCKS
CAP YAKS COLD
CAP YAKS CLOD
CAP YAK SCOLD
CAP YAK CLODS
CAP YAK COLDS
CAP LAYS DOCK
CAP SLAY DOCK
CAP LAY DOCKS
CAPS DAY LOCK
CAPS YAK COLD
CAPS YAK CLOD
CAPS LAY DOCK
SPACY AD LOCK
SPACY LA DOCK
SAC ALKYD COP
SAC LADY POCK
SAC PLAY DOCK
CAYS LAD POCK
CAYS PAD LOCK
CAYS LAP DOCK
CAYS ALP DOCK
CAYS PAL DOCK
CAY LAD POCKS
CAY LADS POCK
CAY PAD LOCKS
CAY PADS LOCK
CAY LAP DOCKS
CAY ALP DOCKS
CAY PAL DOCKS
CAY SLAP DOCK
CAY PALS DOCK
CAY LAPS DOCK
CAY ALPS DOCK
AD SLAP COCKY
AD PALS COCKY
AD LAPS COCKY
AD ALPS COCKY
AD SPLAY COCK
AD PALSY COCK
AD PLAYS COCK
AD PLAY COCKS
AD SPAY CLOCK
AD PAYS CLOCK
AD YAPS CLOCK
AD YAP CLOCKS
AD PAY CLOCKS
LAD SAP COCKY
LAD ASP COCKY
LAD SPA COCKY
LAD PAS COCKY
LAD SPAY COCK
LAD PAYS COCK
LAD YAPS COCK
LAD YAP COCKS
LAD PAY COCKS
LADS PA COCKY
LADS YAP COCK
LADS PAY COCK
SADLY PA COCK
LADY PA COCKS
LADY SAP COCK
LADY ASP COCK
LADY SPA COCK
LADY PAS COCK
PAD LAS COCKY
PAD LAYS COCK
PAD SLAY COCK
PAD LAY COCKS
PAD SAY CLOCK
PAD AY CLOCKS
PAD YA CLOCKS
PADS LA COCKY
PADS LAY COCK
PADS AY CLOCK
PADS YA CLOCK
ADS LAP COCKY
ADS ALP COCKY
ADS PAL COCKY
ADS PLAY COCK
ADS YAP CLOCK
ADS PAY CLOCK
SAD LAP COCKY
SAD ALP COCKY
SAD PAL COCKY
SAD PLAY COCK
SAD YAP CLOCK
SAD PAY CLOCK
DAYS LAP COCK
DAYS ALP COCK
DAYS PAL COCK
DAYS PA CLOCK
DAY LAP COCKS
DAY ALP COCKS
DAY PAL COCKS
DAY SLAP COCK
DAY PALS COCK
DAY LAPS COCK
DAY ALPS COCK
DAY PA CLOCKS
DAY SAP CLOCK
DAY ASP CLOCK
DAY SPA CLOCK
DAY PAS CLOCK
A CLACK DO SPY
A CAD LOCK SPY
A CAD POCK SLY
A CAD SOCK PLY
A CAD CLOP SKY
A CLAD COP SKY
A CALK DOC SPY
A CALK COD SPY
A LACK DOC SPY
A LACK COD SPY
A PACK DOC SLY
A PACK COD SLY
A CASK DOC PLY
A CASK COD PLY
A SACK DOC PLY
A SACK COD PLY
A LAC DOCK SPY
A CLAP DOC SKY
A CLAP COD SKY
A CAP DOCK SLY
A CAP COLD SKY
A CAP CLOD SKY
A SAC DOCK PLY
A AD CLOCK SPY
A AD COCKS PLY
A LAD COCK SPY
A PAD COCK SLY
A ADS COCK PLY
A SAD COCK PLY
CAD LAC SKY OP
CAD CAP SKY LO
CAD LA COP SKY
LAC CAP DO SKY
LAC AD COP SKY
LAC PA DOC SKY
LAC PA COD SKY
CAP LA DOC SKY
CAP LA COD SKY
AD LA COCK SPY
AD PA COCK SLY
AD AS COCK PLY
posted by eriko at 8:27 PM on October 21, 2010 [7 favorites]


CAPS LOCK GLEE

MR SHOO: OK GUYS, THIS WEEK YOU HAVE TO SING IN ALL CAPS

KURT: WTF? THAT'S STUPID

WHEELCHAIR: IDK, I THINK IT MIGHT BE COOL

[MUSICAL NUMBER]

JANE LYNCH: I'M SNARKY AND I'M THROWING A WRENCH IN YOUR PLANS

MR SHOO: MAKE HER STOP ETHNIC PRINCIPAL!

ETHNIC PRINCIPAL: MY HANDS ARE TIED SHOO.

KIDS: WE'LL FIX IT MR SHOO

[MUSICAL NUMBER]

MR SHOO: GOOD JOB GUYS ITS ALL BETTER.

JANE LYNCH: BEGRUDGING ACCEPTANCE AND PROOF THAT I HAVE A HEART.

RACHEL: WAIT I HAVENT DONE MY

[BROADWAY NUMBER]

***FIN***
posted by Rock Steady at 8:28 PM on October 21, 2010 [34 favorites]


HELP COMPUTER.
posted by vrakatar at 8:28 PM on October 21, 2010


BEHOLD, A GOD IN OUR MIDST.
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 8:28 PM on October 21, 2010


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posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 8:29 PM on October 21, 2010 [16 favorites]


CAPS LOCK HOUSE

HOUSE: NO, IT IS LUPUS THIS TIME
posted by Curious Artificer at 8:29 PM on October 21, 2010 [4 favorites]


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posted by Hardcore Poser at 8:30 PM on October 21, 2010 [9 favorites]


FOREVER SCREAMING TEXT FOR ALL ETERNITY AND LOVE ALSO POTATO
posted by troika at 8:32 PM on October 21, 2010


LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET, CONSECTETUR ADIPISICING ELIT, SED DO EIUSMOD TEMPOR INCIDIDUNT UT LABORE ET DOLORE MAGNA ALIQUA. UT ENIM AD MINIM VENIAM, QUIS NOSTRUD EXERCITATION ULLAMCO LABORIS NISI UT ALIQUIP EX EA COMMODO CONSEQUAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUIS AUTE IRURE DOLOR IN REPREHENDERIT IN VOLUPTATE VELIT ESSE CILLUM DOLORE EU FUGIAT NULLA PARIATUR. EXCEPTEUR SINT OCCAECAT CUPIDATAT NON PROIDENT, SUNT IN CULPA QUI OFFICIA DESERUNT MOLLIT ANIM ID EST LABORUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by NoraReed at 8:32 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


AN EDITORIAL CARTOON

                ^`.            THIS IS THE                  
^_              \  \        WORST CAPS LOCK DAY EVER              
\ \             {   \                                       
{  \           /     `~~~--__      /                        
{   \___----~~'              `~~-_     ______          _____
 \                   ERIKO  /// a  `~._(_||___)________/___  
 / /~~~~-, ,__.    ,      ///  __,,,,)      MEFI______/    \ 
 \/      \/    `~~~;   ,---~~-_`~= \ \------o-'            \
                  /   /            / /                      
                 '._.'  \        _/_/                       
                          GRAR
posted by benzenedream at 8:33 PM on October 21, 2010 [43 favorites]


CAPS LOCK MASH

HAWKEYE: THAT WAS HARD WORK GIVE ME A MARTINI TRAPPER

TRAPPER: I AM NOT IN THE TENT ANY MORE IT IS THAT POMPOUS GUY NOW

SPEARCHUCKER JONES: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WERE NO BLACK SURGEONS IN KOREA

COL. BLAKE: OH NO I AM DEAD
posted by Curious Artificer at 8:34 PM on October 21, 2010 [13 favorites]


CAPS LOCK THE WIRE

[WAY DOWN IN THE HOLE]

BUNK: SHITS GOIN DOWN

MCNULTY: LETS DO SOMETHING

HERC: FUCKIN FUZZY DUNLOP

FREAMON: HERE'S SOME DEEP INSIGHT FOR YOU. I'M MAKING A TEENY CHAIR. WE GOT UP ON AVONS BURNER. LETS LISTEN IN.

[MCNULTY GETS ON A BOAT FOR SOME REASON]

AVON: SHITS GOIN DOWN, STRING

STRINGER: CAN I INTEREST YOU IN THIS REAL ESTATE DEVELOPMENT, AVON?

[OMAR BUSTS IN AND SHOOTS EVERYBODY]

OMAR: A MAN GOTS TO HAVE A CAPS LOCK.

REPORTER: THEY JUST LAID OFF EVERYONE ON THE CITY DESK.

***FIN***
posted by Rock Steady at 8:35 PM on October 21, 2010 [25 favorites]


i can't afford a caps lock key please send money for a new keyboard
posted by Burhanistan at 8:36 PM on October 21, 2010


http://www.convertcase.net/

GOOD CONTRIBUTIONS

WHEN THE LEVEL OF DISCOURSE HERE IS HIGH, CONVERSATIONS ARE TYPIFIED BY GOOD CONTRIBUTIONS FROM A VARIETY OF VIEWPOINTS AND EXPERIENCES. BE RESPECTFUL OF OTHERS, BRING YOUR EXPERIENCES AND SHARE THEM WITH EVERYONE. IF YOU MAKE A STATEMENT OF FACT, SHOW SUPPORTING EVIDENCE (HOPEFULLY AS HYPERLINKS TO OTHER WEB RESOURCES). WHEN EVERYONE BRINGS INTELLIGENT, THOUGHTFUL COMMENTARY TO A THREAD, METAFILTER IS THE BEST IT CAN POSSIBLY BE. IF YOU HAVE A UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE ON A TOPIC, BY ALL MEANS CONTRIBUTE. IF YOU'D LIKE TO EXPRESS AN OPPOSING VIEWPOINT IN A RESPECTFUL WAY, BY ALL MEANS CONTRIBUTE. IF YOU'D LIKE TO ADD SUPPORTING FACTS AND STATISTICS OR STORIES FROM OTHERS YOU'VE FOUND ELSEWHERE ON THE WEB, BY ALL MEANS CONTRIBUTE.

ONE OF THE THINGS THAT MAKES METAFILTER VALUABLE TO ITS MEMBERS IS THE CONTRIBUTIONS OF THE COMMUNITY. THIS MEANS THAT A COMMENT IS APPRECIATED FOR THE VALUE THAT IT ADDS TO THE DISCUSSION. WITH MANY TOPICS, MEMBERS GO INTO A CONVERSATION ALREADY HAVING A GENERAL IDEA OF HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT THE SUBJECT. THE MOST VALUABLE POSTS PRESENT NEW INFORMATION, NEW PERSPECTIVES, AND NEW IDEAS THAT CHALLENGE EACH OF US TO CONSIDER NOT JUST WHAT WE BELIEVE, BUT WHY WE BELIEVE IT.
posted by Jilder at 8:37 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


DOLPHINOOPS
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 8:37 PM on October 21, 2010


*SHOVES MONEY INTO INTERNETS FOR BURHANISTAN*

I'M JUST HAPPY I DIDN'T MISS IT THIS YEAR! YAY CAPS LOCK DAY!
posted by rtha at 8:38 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


HERE IS A LINK TO A LIVEJOURNAL COMMUNITY ABOUT DEGRASSI: THE NEXT GENERATION THAT USES CAPS ALL YEAR LONG :

HTTP://COMMUNITY.LIVEJOURNAL.COM/CAPS_DEGRASSI
posted by needs more cowbell at 8:40 PM on October 21, 2010 [3 favorites]


OK HOLY CRAP IT'S LIKE RIDING 1200 CC CROTCH ROCKET FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER A LIFETIME OF PUTTERING AROUND ON A MOPED
posted by Burhanistan at 8:40 PM on October 21, 2010


GRAR!!!!
posted by eriko at 8:41 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


NOT ONLY IS IT CAPS LOCK DAY IN SYDNEY BUT IT HAS BEEN FOR SO LONG THAT IT IS ALMOST BEER O'CLOCK. MUST REMEMBER TO BUY SALMON.
posted by kjs4 at 8:45 PM on October 21, 2010


AND FOR THOSE OF US WHOSE LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH CAPS LOCK IS GENERALLY AT THE HATE END OF THE SPECTRUM, YOU CAN MAKE IT BEEP.
posted by kjs4 at 8:46 PM on October 21, 2010


COME ON PEOPLE, I'M ON THE PHONE HERE
posted by Rinku at 8:48 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


CAPS LOCK BONES

BOOTH: THERE IS A DEAD BODY HERE

BONES: I HAVE MEASURED THIS METACARPAL AND IT IS FROM A FORTY YEAR OLD CAUCASIAN ATTORNEY WITH THE MEASLES WEARING ROLLERSKATES

-FIN-
posted by heyforfour at 8:49 PM on October 21, 2010 [11 favorites]


> AND FOR THOSE OF US WHOSE LOVE-HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH CAPS LOCK IS GENERALLY AT THE HATE END OF THE SPECTRUM, YOU CAN MAKE IT BEEP.

THAT'S IN THE EASE OF ACCESS CENTER IF YOU HAVE WINDOWS 7
posted by Burhanistan at 8:50 PM on October 21, 2010


MY EARZ HERT!!!1!
posted by bionic.junkie at 8:51 PM on October 21, 2010


CAPS LOCK STAR TREK (AND NONE OF THAT NAMBY-PAMBY FOLLOWON SHIT)

HE'S DEAD, JIM

I'M NOT A MESSIAH, I'M A DOCTO....OH, WAIT.

-FIN-
posted by eriko at 8:54 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


CAPS LOCK CNN

SOLEDAD O'BRIEN: CAPS LOCK IS IT A CAPITAL IDEA OR WILL IT DESTROY YOUR CHILDRENS CHILDRENHOOD WE HAVE A COUPLE OF EXPERTS HERE IS CHIP ELLSWORTH III OF THE AMERICAN ENTERPRISE INSTITUTE AND ALSO JOINING US IS ERIK ERIKSON AND KE$HA

SOLEDAD: CHIP ELLSWORTH III TELL US THE FUSS ABOUT CAPS LOCK

CHIP: CAPS LOCK IS A BELOVED PART OF THIS COUNTRY'S SEXTING HERITAGE BUT IT'S BEING UNDERMINED BY A SHIFT IN VALUES A SHIFT TO SOCIALIST KEYS LIKE SYSRQ. MOST ANTI-BUSINESS KEY IN A GENERATION SOLEDAD

SOLEDAD: STRONG OPINIONS NOW ERIKSON SAY A THING

ERIKSON: MUSLIMS

SOLEDAD: KE$HA?

KE$HA: WHY ARE THEY CALLED STEVEDORES ANYWAY

SOLEDAD: ROLL JEANNE MOOS
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 8:57 PM on October 21, 2010 [15 favorites]


METAFILTER: SLACK AD COPY
posted by headless at 9:00 PM on October 21, 2010


Objection!
posted by Navelgazer at 9:01 PM on October 21, 2010


FINALLY
posted by unknowncommand at 9:01 PM on October 21, 2010


I REFRESH THE THREAD AND IT GETS SHORTER

TRULY THIS IS A DAY OF WONDERS AND MIRACLES
posted by Rhaomi at 9:01 PM on October 21, 2010


WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS PROBLEM IF THE CTRL KEY WAS RESTORED TO ITS PROPER PLACE.
posted by bionic.junkie at 9:02 PM on October 21, 2010 [2 favorites]


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
posted by The Whelk at 9:03 PM on October 21, 2010


THIS IS FUN! CAN WE MAKE IT CAPS LOCK MONTH?
posted by Gin and Comics at 9:04 PM on October 21, 2010


DAMN. I HAD A PLUM IN THE ICEBOX. NOW IT'S GONE. WTF.
posted by Skygazer at 9:04 PM on October 21, 2010 [8 favorites]


CAPS LOCK HARRY POTTER

DURSLEY: I'M AWFUL

HARRY: I'M NOT DOING MAGIC

DUDDYKINS: BUT I'M REALLY AWFUL

[MAGIC]

ALL: AAAAH NOOOOO!

[RESCUE, DIAGON ALLEY, EXPRESS, 'WARTS]

HARRY: GUYS, I THINK VOLDEMORT-

SOMEONE: DONT SAY THAT NAME

HARRY: WEVS. I THINK VOLDEMORT IS TRYING TO KILL ME

EVERYONE IN AUTHORITY: WE DONT BELIEVE YOU

RONMIONE: WE BELEIVE YOU AND WILL JEOPARDIZE OURSELVES FOR YOU!

HARRY: WHY DOESNT ANYONE BELIEVE ME! [SULKS FOR 300 PAGES]

VOLDY: HAH HAH, I *AM* TRYING TO KILL YOU HARRY!

AUTHORITY: WE STILL KIND OF DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

HARRY: I LOVE MY DEAD PARENTS! CAPIUS LOCKIUS!

VOLDY: CRAP! THE ONE SPELL I CANT STOP, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE A SCHOOLBOY AND I AM A LORD OF EEEEVIL. I'LL BE BACK.

HARRY: HE WILL YOU KNOW.

ALL: MMM, I DOUBT IT.

[HARRY KISSES GINNY]

***CUT AND PRINT***
posted by Rock Steady at 9:04 PM on October 21, 2010 [9 favorites]


SAD ERIKO IS SAD.

MAYBE I POST JAPANESE SURRENDER INSTEAD.
posted by eriko at 9:04 PM on October 21, 2010


ADMITTEDLY THIS IS KIND OF WONDERFUL AND LIBERATING
posted by phooky at 9:05 PM on October 21, 2010


YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 9:05 PM on October 21, 2010 [2 favorites]


TREATY OF ERIKOPHAILA

I, ERIKO, HEREBY SWEAR NOT TO KICK YOUR ASS.

I, ERIKO, HEREBY SWEAR NOT TO KICK YOUR ASS EITHER.

CONCLUDED, THIS DAY, 22-OCTOBER-2010.
posted by eriko at 9:09 PM on October 21, 2010 [2 favorites]


CAPS IS HARD ON IPAD

fNUMBERONE WORLD ISSUE!
posted by The Whelk at 9:10 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


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posted by hellojed at 9:14 PM on October 21, 2010 [11 favorites]


CAPS LOCK DAY MAKES ME NOSTALGIC FOR THIS GIRL I DATED A FEW YEARS AGO. SHE WAS REALLY INTO CAPSLOCKING WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT. BUT THEN SHE DUMPED ME BY GIVING ME A COPY OF LOLITA WHICH WAS TOTALLY NOT CALLED FOR SINCE SHE WAS 20.

THAT BEING SAID THIS CALLS FOR CAKE - CAPSLOCK CAKE - FLAVOR AMPED UP, RIGHT?

DOES ANYONE HAVE A NEW RECIPE MY FAMILY RECIPE HAS TOO MUCH FISH AND INDUSTRIAL WASTE.
posted by Weighted Companion Cube at 9:16 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


FUCK YEAH CAPSLOCK
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 9:19 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


CAPS LOCK TWO AND A HALF MEN

CHARLIE: WHERE IS A DRINK? MY WANG IS AWESOME!

NOT-CHARLIE: I AM A GIANT FEEBLE

[FARCE]

SON OF NOT-CHARLIE: I MADE A SMELL
posted by Sparx at 9:20 PM on October 21, 2010 [3 favorites]


PARKER! GET IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!

I NEED THOSE PHOTOS OF SPIDERMAN!!!

GET ME THE PHOTOS OR YOU'RE FIRED!

OH AND ON YOUR WAY OUT TELL MISS BRANT TO GET ME SOME MORE COFFEE
posted by clockworkjoe at 9:25 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


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posted by killdevil at 9:30 PM on October 21, 2010 [13 favorites]


BUT wAit WaT aboUT Us LUsERs on IPadS??? THeRe is NO CApsLOCK, o WOe!!! WE aRe MADe OF shITTY CAmELCasE AND FAIL.
posted by lonefrontranger at 9:31 PM on October 21, 2010


MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS ACTUALLY MAPPED AS A SECOND ESCAPE KEY (BECAUSE I USE VI), SO IS IT OK IF I JUST USE THE SHIFT KEY A LOT? OR ARE MY CAPITALS LESS THAN OTHERS'? OR ARE THEY MORE THAN?
posted by LiteOpera at 9:33 PM on October 21, 2010


AND WHEN I GET THAT FELING
I HAVE SEX WITH FRIZ FRELENG
SEX WITH FRIZ
FRELENG
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 9:34 PM on October 21, 2010 [9 favorites]


ON NONPREVIEW, SEE WHELK.
posted by lonefrontranger at 9:34 PM on October 21, 2010


whens it start
posted by longsleeves at 9:34 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


CAPS LOCK HOUSE:

HOUSE: IT'S NOT LUPUS

-FIN-
posted by rtha at 9:35 PM on October 21, 2010


THIS!IS!CAPSLOCK!!!!!111!
posted by The Ardship of Cambry at 9:36 PM on October 21, 2010


I HAS BIG BRASS CAPLOCKS


CAPS LOCK IS FOR CLOSERS
posted by Ghidorah at 9:36 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


CORSO CAPSLOCK:
              BUDGER OF HISTORY   BRAKE OF TIME   YOU   BOMB
      TOY OF UNIVERSE   GRANDEST OF ALL SNATCHED SKY   I CANNOT HATE YOU
        DO I HATE THE MISCHIEVOUS THUNDERBOLT   THE JAWBONE OF AN ASS
     THE BUMPY CLUB OF ONE MILLION B.C.   THE MACE   THE FLAIL    THE AXE
   CATAPULT DA VINCI   TOMAHAWK COCHISE   FLINTLOCK KIDD   DAGGER RATHBONE
    AH AND THE SAD DESPARATE GUN OF VERLAINE   PUSHKIN   DILLINGER   BOGART
 AND HATH NOT ST. MICHAEL A BURNING SWORD   ST. GEORGE A LANCE   DAVID A SLING
 BOMB   YOU ARE AS CRUEL AS MAN MAKES YOU   AND YOU’RE NO CRUELLER THAN CANCER
  ALL MAN HATES YOU   THEY’D RATHER DIE BY CAR-CRASH   LIGHTNING   DROWNING
FALLING OFF A ROOF   ELECTRIC-CHAIR  HEART-ATTACK   OLD AGE   OLD AGE   O BOMB
     THEY’D RATHER DIE BY ANYTHING BUT YOU   DEATH’S FINGER IS FREE-LANCE
  NOT UP TO MAN WHETHER YOU BOOM OR NOT   DEATH HAS LONG SINCE DISTRIBUTED ITS
  CATEGORICAL BLUE   I SING THEE BOMB   DEATH’S EXTRAVAGANCE   DEATH’S JUBILEE
   GEM OF DEATH’S SUPREMEST BLUE   THE FLYER WILL CRASH   HIS DEATH WILL DIFFER
    WITH THE CLIMBOR WHO’LL FALL   TO DIE BY COBRA IS NOT TO DIE BY BAD PORK
SOME DIE BY SWAMP   SOME BY SEA  AND SOME BY THE BUSHY-HAIRED MAN IN THE NIGHT
   O THERE ARE DEATHS LIKE WITCHES OF ARC   SCAREY DEATHS LIKE BORIS KARLOFF
    NO-FEELING DEATHS LIKE BIRTH-DEATH   SADLESS DEATHS LIKE OLD PAIN BOWERY
  ABANDONED DEATHS   LIKE CAPITAL PUNISHMENT   STATELY DEATHS LIKE SENATORS
   AND UNTHINKABLE DEATHS LIKE HARPO MARX   GIRLS ON VOGUE COVERS   MY OWN
     I DO NOT KNOW JUST HOW HORRIBLE BOMBDEATH IS   I CAN ONLY IMAGINE
      YET NO OTHER DEATH I KNOW HAS SO LAUGHABLE A PREVIEW   I SCOPE
      A CITY   NEW YORK CITY   STREAMING   STARKEYED   SUBWAY SHELTER 
        SCORES AND SCORES   A FUMBLE OF HUMANITY   HIGH HEELS BEND
            HATS WHELMING AWAY   YOUTH FORGETTING THEIR COMBS
          LADIES NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO   WITH THEIR SHOPPING BAGS
            UNPERTURBED GUM MACHINES   YET DANGEROUS 3RD RAIL
          RITZ BROTHERS   FROM THE BRONX   CAUGHT IN THE A TRAIN
                THE SMILING SCHENLEY POSTER WILL ALWAYS SMILE
                   IMPISH DEATH   SATYR BOMB   BOMBDEATH
                     TURTLES EXPLODING OVER ISTANBUL
                         THE JAGUAR’S FLYING FOOT
                        SOON TO SINK IN ARCTIC SNOW
                     PENGUINS PLUNGED AGAINST THE SPHINX
                        THE TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE
                    ARROWED IN A BROCCOLI FIELD IN SICILY
                 EIFFEL SHAPED LIKE A C IN MAGNOLIA GARDENS
                       ST. SOPHIA PEELING OVER SUDAN
                     O ATHLETIC DEATH   SPORTIVE BOMB
                       THE TEMPLES OF ANCIENT TIMES
                         THEIR GRAND RUIN CEASED
                      ELECTRONS   PROTONS   NEUTRONS 
                         GATHERING HERSPEREAN HAIR
                    WALKING THE DOLOROUS GULF OF ARCADY
                          JOINING MARBLE HELMSMEN
                       ENTERING THE FINAL AMPITHEATER
                     WITH A HYMNODY FEELING OF ALL TROYS
                        HERALDING CYPRESSEAN TORCHES
                         RACING PLUMES AND BANNERS
                 AND YET KNOWING HOMER WITH A STEP OF GRACE
                       LO THE VISITING TEAM OF PRESENT
                           THE HOME TEAM OF PAST
                       LYRE AND TUBE TOGETHER JOINED
                     HARK THE HOTDOG SODA OLIVE GRAPE
                      GALA GALAXY ROBED AND UNIFORMED 
                      COMMISSARY   O THE HAPPY STANDS
                      ETHEREAL ROOT AND CHEER AND BOO
                     THE BILLIONED ALL-TIME ATTENDANCE
                          THE ZEUSIAN PANDEMONIUM
                            HERMES RACING OWENS
                          THE SPITBALL OF BUDDHA
                            CHRIST STRIKING OUT
                           LUTHER STEALING THIRD
                      PLANETERIUM DEATH   HOSANNAH BOMB
                     GUSH THE FINAL ROSE   O SPRING BOMB
                     COME WITH THY GOWN OF DYNAMITE GREEN
                       UNMENACE NATURE’S INVIOLATE EYE
                         BEFORE YOU THE WIMPLED PAST
                   BEHIND YOU THE HALLOOING FUTURE   O BOMB
                        BOUND IN THE GRASSY CLARION AIR
                         LIKE THE FOX OF THE TALLY-HO
                  THY FIELD THE UNIVERSE THY HEDGE THE GEO
                 LEAP BOMB   BOUND BOMB   FROLIC ZIG AND ZAG
                THE STARS A SWARM OF BEES IN THY BINGING BAG
                      STICK ANGELS ON YOUR JUBILEE FEET
                    WHEELS OF RAINLIGHT ON YOUR BUNKY SEAT
                     YOU ARE DUE AND BEHOLD YOU ARE DUE
                       AND THE HEAVENS ARE WITH YOU
                   HOSANNA INCALESCENT GLORIOUS LIAISON
                 BOMB O HAVOC ANTIPHONY MOLTEN CLEFT BOOM
                    BOMB MARK INFINITY A SUDDEN FURNACE
                 SPREAD THY MULTITUDINOUS ENCOMPASSED SWEEP
                         SET FORTH AWFUL AGENDA
              CARRION STARS   CHARNEL PLANETS   CARCASS ELEMENTS
             CORPSE THE UNIVERSE   TEE-HEE FINGER-IN-THE-MOUTH HOP
                       OVER ITS LONG LONG DEAD NOR
                    FROM THY NIMBLED MATTED SPASTIC EYE
                    EXHAUST DELUGES OF CELESTIAL GHOULS
                      FROM THY APPELLATIONAL WOMB
                   SPEW BIRTH-GUSTS OF OF GREAT WORMS
                        RIP OPEN YOUR BELLY BOMB
               FROM YOUR BELLY OUTFLOCK VULTURIC SALUTATIONS
               BATTLE FORTH YOUR SPANGLED HYENA FINGER STUMPS
                       ALONG THE BRINK OF PARADISE
                         O BOMB   O FINAL PIED PIPER
                BOTH SUN AND FIREFLY BEHIND YOUR SHOCK WALTZ
                          GOD ABANDONED MOCK-NUDE
                 BENEATH HIS THIN FALSE-TALC’S APOCALYPSE
                        HE CANNOT HEAR THY FLUTE’S
                        HAPPY-THE-DAY PROFANATIONS
               HE IS SPILLED DEAF INTO THE SILENCER’S WARTY EAR
                    HIS KINGDOM AN ETERNITY OF CRUDE WAX
                      CLOGGED CLARIONS UNTRUMPET HIM
                        SEALED ANGELS UNSING HIM
                      A THUNDERLESS GOD   A DEAD GOD
                       O BOMB   THY BOOM HIS TOMB
                 THAT I LEAN FORWARD ON A DESK OF SCIENCE
                  AN ASTROLOGER DABBLING IN DRAGON PROSE
               HALF-SMART ABOUT WARS   BOMBS   ESPECIALLY BOMBS
              THAT I AM UNABLE TO HATE WHAT IS NECESSARY TO LOVE 
                THAT I CAN’T EXIST IN A WORLD THAT CONSENTS
            A CHILD IN A PARK   A MAN DYING IN AN ELECTRIC-CHAIR
                    THAT I AM ABLE TO LAUGH AT ALL THINGS
          ALL THAT I KNOW AND DO NOT KNOW   THUS TO CONCEAL MY PAIN
              THAT I SAY I AM A POET AND THEREFORE LOVE ALL MAN
           KNOWING MY WORDS TO BE THE ACQUAINTED PROPHECY OF ALL MEN
                AND MY UNWORDS NO LESS AN ACQUAINTANCESHIP
                           THAT I AM MANIFOLD
                     A MAN PURSUING THE BIG LIES OF GOLD
                      OR A POET ROAMING IN BRIGHT ASHES
                    OR THAT WHICH I IMAGINE MYSELF TO BE 
                A SHARK-TOOTHED SLEEP   A MAN-EATER OF DREAMS
                   I NEED NOT THEN BE ALL-SMART ABOUT BOMBS
              HAPPILY SO   FOR IF I FELT BOMBS WERE CATERPILLARS
                   I’D DOUBT NOT THEY’D BECOME BUTTERFLIES
                         THERE IS A HELL FOR BOMBS
                      THEY’RE THERE   I SEE THEM THERE
                       THEY SIT IN BITS AND SING SONGS
	                    MOSTLY GERMAN SONGS
                      AND TWO VERY LONG AMERICAN SONGS
                    AND THEY WISH THERE WERE MORE SONGS
                   ESPECIALLY RUSSIAN AND CHINESE SONGS
                  AND SOME MORE VERY LONG AMERICAN SONGS
                    POOR LITTLE BOMB THAT’LL NEVER BE 
                       AN ESKIMO SONG   I LOVE THEE 
                        I WANT TO PUT A LOLLIPOP
                            IN THY FURCAL MOUTH
                     A WIG OF GOLDILOCKS ON THY BALDY BEAN
                  AND HAVE YOU SKIP WITH ME HANSEL AND GRETEL
                        ALONG THE HOLLYWOODIAN SCREEN
                      O BOMB IN WHICH ALL LOVELY THINGS
                   MORAL AND PHYSICAL ANXIOUSLY PARTICIPATE
	                O FAIRYLIKE PLUCKED FROM THE 
                          GRANDEST UNIVERSE TREE 
                      O PIECE OF HEAVEN WHICH GIVES
                     BOTH MOUNTAIN AND ANTHILL A SUN
                I AM STANDING BEFORE YOUR FANTASTIC LILY DOOR
                I BRING YOU MIDGARDIAN ROSES   ARCADIAN MUSK
                 REPUTED COSMETICS FROM THE GIRLS OF HEAVEN
                   WELCOME ME   FEAR NOT THY OPENED DOOR
                     NOR THY COLD GHOST’S GREY MEMORY
                   NOR THE PIMPS OF INDEFINITE WEATHER
                       THEIR CRUEL TERRESTIAL THAW
                          OPPENHEIMER IS SEATED
                       IN THE DARK POCKET OF LIGHT
                    FERMI IS DRY IN DEATH’S MOZAMBIQUE
                         EINSTEIN HIS MYTHMOUTH
                 A BARNACLED WREATH ON THE MOON-SQUID’S HEAD
             LET ME IN   BOMB   RISE FROM THAT PREGNANT-RAT CORNER
                NOR FEAR THE RAISED-BROOM NATIONS OF THE WORLD
                           O BOMB I LOVE YOU
                 I WANT TO KISS YOUR CLANK   EAT YOUR BOOM
                    YOU ARE A PAEAN   AN ACME OF SCREAM
                      A LYRIC HAT OF MISTER THUNDER
                        O RESOUND THY TANKY KNEES
                     BOOM   BOOM   BOOM   BOOM   BOOM
                      BOOM YE SKIES AND BOOM YE SUNS
                    BOOM BOOM YE MOONS   YE STARS BOOM
                     NIGHTS YE BOOM   YE DAYS YE BOOM
                 BOOM BOOM YE WINDS   YE CLOUDS YE RAINS
                    GO BANG YE LAKES   YE OCEANS BING
                     BARRACUDA BOOM AND COUGAR BOOM
                       UBANGI BOOM   ORANGUTANG 
                 BING BANG BONG BOOM   BEE BEAR BABOON
                        YE BANG YE BONG YE BING
                       THE TAIL THE FIN THE WING
                 YES   YES   INTO OUR MIDST A BOMB WILL FALL
                 FLOWERS WILL LEAP IN JOY THEIR ROOTS ACHING
          FIELDS WILL KNEEL PROUD BENEATH THE HALLELUYAHS OF THE WIND
            PINKBOMBS WILL BLOSSOM   ELKBOMBS WILL PERK THEIR EARS
           AH MANY A BOMB THAT DAY WILL AWE THE BIRD A GENTLE LOOK
                 YET   NOT ENOUGH TO SAY A BOMB WILL FALL
                  OR EVEN CONTEND CELESTIAL FIRE GOES OUT
                KNOW THAT THE EARTH WILL MADONNA THE BOMB
         THAT IN THE HEARTS OF MEN TO COME MORE BOMBS WILL BE BORN
            MAGISTERIAL BOMBS WRAPPED IN ERMINE   ALL BEAUTIFUL
               AND THEY’LL SIT PLUNK ON EARTH’S GRUMPY EMPIRES
                     FIERCE WITH MOUSTACHES OF GOLD

posted by Devils Rancher at 9:38 PM on October 21, 2010 [6 favorites]


SEE ME TOUCH ME FEEL ME

BURMA SHAVE
posted by The Whelk at 9:38 PM on October 21, 2010 [2 favorites]


I TRULY BELIEVE THIS DAY TO BE THE POST-SINGULARITY INDEPENDENCE DAY FOR ANTI-SINGULARITY MINDS
posted by unknowncommand at 9:39 PM on October 21, 2010


I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE YELLING!
posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 9:40 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


CAPS LOCK RUINS LIVES.
posted by hazyspring at 9:40 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


IT IS FOREVER!
posted by The Whelk at 9:43 PM on October 21, 2010


WHEN I HIT MY CAPSLOCK KEY, IT MADE THE SAME SOUND AS THE M41A 10-MM PULSE RIFLE FROM ALIENS POWERING UP.

IS THAT NORMAL?
posted by MrVisible at 9:47 PM on October 21, 2010 [4 favorites]


CAPS LOCK ON IPAD: HIT SHIFT BUTTON TWICE

LOOK, I KNOW, APPLE SUCKS AND ALL BUT THEY AREN'T FUCKING STUPID, THEY KNOW ABOUT CAPS LOCK DAY
posted by fungible at 9:49 PM on October 21, 2010 [12 favorites]


CAPSLOCK NINE ANGRY MEN:

1 GUILTY
2 GUILTY!
3 FUCKING GUILTY!
4 HELLS YEAH, GUILTY!!
5 CAN WE GET A PIZZA AND SOME BEER IN THE JURY ROOM HAVENT THEY INVENTED AC ALREADY? SHIT IT'S HOT!
6 GUILTYGUILTYGUILTY
7 SOFUKINGGUILTY LET'S GO HOME
8 WAIT JUST A GODDAM SECOND
9 FUUUUUU NUMBER 8!!
10 DUDE YOU'RE MAKING ME MISS FOOTBALL
11 CALL THE JUDGE
12 CALL THE MOTHERFUCKING JUDGE!!!
posted by Devils Rancher at 9:50 PM on October 21, 2010 [2 favorites]


I CAN READ THIS WITHOUT MY GLASSES!!!!

THANKS EVERYBODY!!!!!!
posted by tresbizzare at 9:52 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


LOOK HOW ORANGE THIS PHOTO OF ME IS
posted by The Whelk at 9:53 PM on October 21, 2010


WHEN I HIT MY CAPSLOCK KEY, IT MADE THE SAME SOUND AS THE M41A 10-MM PULSE RIFLE FROM ALIENS POWERING UP.

IS THAT NORMAL?


NO IT IS AWESOME.
posted by Rock Steady at 9:54 PM on October 21, 2010


HOLY SHIT WE MAY NEED YOU IF THERE ARE ALIENS
posted by The Whelk at 9:55 PM on October 21, 2010


IT WOULD BE A SAD CAPS LCOK DAY WITHOUT...

TIME FOR SOME STORIES

THE ANSWER IS TAWNY.
posted by Rock Steady at 9:57 PM on October 21, 2010 [4 favorites]


I WILL TYPE THE ALIENS TO DEATH!

EAT HOT CAPSLOCK XENO SCUM!!!!

PTEW PTEW PTEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by MrVisible at 9:59 PM on October 21, 2010


MY REEDS!
posted by The Whelk at 10:04 PM on October 21, 2010


THE FATTEST MAN IN THE WORLD ONCE TOLD ME A WISE
"BE FATTER THAN ME,"
HE WHISPERED INTO MY MOUTH,
"BE THE MOST FAT."
I TRIED TO OUT-FAT HIS GIRTH,
FILLING MY MOUTH WITH FARTING-MEAT AND SHITTING-BREAD,
CRYING FAT TEARS OF FAT INTO MY GOLDEN GOBLET
AND SHIFTING UNCOMFORTABLY ON MY LITTLE STOOL.
"WHY MUST THIS BE SO HARD," I WHINED,
SHAKING MY DISPROPORTIONATELY TINY FISTS
AND STOMPING MY DISPROPORTIONATELY TINY FEET.
"WHY MUST THE FATTING BE THE NEVER-EASY?"

HE ONLY SAT THERE,
FAT,
AND HE SMILED.

"THE SECRET IS THAT I AM THE FATTEST,"
HE MOOED AS HE DISAPPEARED INTO HIS OWN FOLDS,
LIKE A 600LB. FLESH-COLORED ROSE
WITH A CHERUBIC FACE IN THE MIDDLE,
"AND THAT IS THE ONLY THING I KNOW."

I LEARNED NOTHING THAT DAY
posted by Sticherbeast at 10:05 PM on October 21, 2010 [10 favorites]


CAPS LOCK STAR TREK TNG

RIKER: CAPTAIN! THE [ALIENS] WANT OUR HELP WITH THE [CRISIS]!
PICARD:

PICARD: IT IS OUR DUTY TO HELP! MAKE IT SO NUMBER ONE!

ROMULANS: HA HA! IT WAS A POORLY EXPLAINED TRAP! WE HAVE [TECHED] YOUR [TECH]!

JORDI: CAPTAIN! THE [TECH] IS OVER[TECH]ING]!

DATA: I WILL REROUTE THE [TECH] THROUGH THE SECONDARY [TECH].

JORDI: GOOD WORK DATA!

DATA: THE ONLY THING BEYOND MY REACH IS HUMAN LOVE!

[TORRID ROMANCE BETWEEN RIKER AND ROMULAN]

PICARD: PRIME DIRECTIVE! ETHICS! FEDERATION PEACE LOVE HARMONY.

ROMULANS: YOU HAVE CONVINCED US. WE WILL LEAVE IN PEACE. SINISTERLY.

PICARD: ALL IS AS IT WAS. ONWARD INTO THE NIGHT TO STARBASE 428!
posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 10:10 PM on October 21, 2010 [11 favorites]


APPLE HATERS GOTTA HATE
CAPSLOCK DAY
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:15 PM on October 21, 2010


MATERS GONNA MATE.
posted by The Whelk at 10:17 PM on October 21, 2010


THE WHELK YOU LOOK KIND OF LIKE A TANGERINE

WELL NOT A TANGERINE THAT IS THE WRONG FRUIT

WHAT IS THE ONE THAT IS JUICY AND ORANGE BUT ISN'T ACTUALLY AN ORANGE

THEY USE IT A LOT IN SMOOTHIES THE WHELK THAT IS YOU IS WHAT I AM SAYING
posted by Rory Marinich at 10:17 PM on October 21, 2010


TATERS GONNA TATE
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:19 PM on October 21, 2010 [9 favorites]


WAITERS GONNA WAIT
'BAITERS GONNA 'BAIT
NADERS GONNA RUN IN 08
posted by Rory Marinich at 10:21 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


SATYRS GONNA SATE
posted by Sticherbeast at 10:21 PM on October 21, 2010


SLATERS GONNA SLATE

EVENTUALLY.
posted by MrVisible at 10:24 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


SLATER SLATES PERPETUALLY IN HELL
posted by Burhanistan at 10:25 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


FUCKERS GONNA FUCK.


please?
posted by The Whelk at 10:26 PM on October 21, 2010


USIANS GONNA....um...USE YA
posted by Burhanistan at 10:28 PM on October 21, 2010


AND MY FAVORITE CAPS LOCK RELATED INTERNET THING:

"IT'S ALL, CHING CHONG WING WONG"
posted by Rory Marinich at 10:29 PM on October 21, 2010


SLATERS GONNA DATE
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:29 PM on October 21, 2010 [2 favorites]


K D LANG IS STRAIGHT
ON CAPSLOCK DAY
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:30 PM on October 21, 2010


CAPS LOCK MAD MEN

DRAPER: I ARE AWESOME AD GUY. GET ME BOOZE AND ALSO SECRETARIES TO BONE.

PEGGY: YOU TOTES DON'T RESPECT ME!!!

DRAPER: I DO TOO THAT'S WHY I'M YELLING. PLUS I HAVE A SECRET IDENTITY JUST LIKE SUPERMAN. THINK ABOUT IT IT'S TRUE.

COOPER: THAT'S IT, I'M OUT OF HERE! YOU THERE, GET ME MY SHOES!

*CREDITS ROLL, B/G MUSIC: JAMES BROWN "IT'S A MANS WORLD"*
posted by arto at 10:31 PM on October 21, 2010 [6 favorites]


"GOOD MORNING ANITA HILL IT'S GINNI THOMAS. I JUST WANTED TO REACH ACROSS THE AIRWAVES AND THE YEARS AND ASK YOU TO CONSIDER SOMETHING. I WOULD LOVE YOU TO CONSIDER HAVING SEX WITH YOUR CAPS LOCK AND SOME FULL EXPLANATION OF WHY I AM A CRAZY PERSON. LOL BYE."
posted by honeydew at 10:32 PM on October 21, 2010 [7 favorites]


I WOULD TOTALLY FUCK YOU BUT YOU ARE ORANGE.
posted by MrVisible at 10:37 PM on October 21, 2010 [2 favorites]


OH MAN HEATHERS! TWO WEEKS AGO THAT WAS ON LATE AT NIGHT AND I PRACTICALLY BEGAN YELLING AT MY ROOMMATE ABOUT HOW NUANCED ITS INVERSION OF THE SOCIAL HIERARCHIES COMMON IN HIGH SCHOOL WAS, AND HOW IT BOTH SATIRIZES THE HEATHERS AND THE PEOPLE WHO WOULD BE SO NARCISSISTIC AS TO REALLY THINK HEATHERS WOULD ACT THE WAY THEY DO IN THAT MOVIE. AND HOW BASICALLY THAT'S LIKE THE IMPROVED VERSION OF MEAN GIRLS ONLY IT CAME OUT A DECADE AND A HALF BEFORE MEAN GIRLS CAME OUT.

WE ALSO DISCUSSED THE INTRICACIES OF THE SCENE WHERE JD CONVINCES WINONA RYDER TO SHOOT THE KID, AND THEN SHE DOESN'T, AND THEN LATER SHE DOES BUT THE COPS THINK THE KID'S KILLED HIMSELF BECAUSE HE'S GAY. I WAS SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT HOW SHAKESPEARIAN THE WHOLE STRUCTURE WAS. IN MY DEFENSE IT WAS MY FIRST TIME TRYING ACID AND I HONESTLY WASN'T EXPECTING IT TO BE QUITE THE WAY IT WAS. SO I WAS A LITTLE BIT EXCITABLE.

PLUS THAT'S JUST SUCH A GODDAMN GOOD MOVIE, AND NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT WINONA RYDER KIND OF LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE TINA FEY TOO! JUST, WITHOUT THE SELF LOATHING PART.
posted by Rory Marinich at 10:37 PM on October 21, 2010 [4 favorites]


IT's NOT EASY BEING TANGERINE!

CRATERS GONNA CRATE.
posted by The Whelk at 10:44 PM on October 21, 2010


I AM A FUCKING CLEMENTINE.
posted by The Whelk at 10:47 PM on October 21, 2010 [2 favorites]


THERE'S A BIG LOUD HORNED OWL RIGHT IN MY BACKYARD AND IT MAKES A HOOTING SOUND THAT VIBRATES MY RIBCAGE FROM 30 FEET AWAY AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT WANTS TO EAT MY JUICY ORGANS
posted by Burhanistan at 10:48 PM on October 21, 2010 [2 favorites]


EVERYONE IS FOND OF OWLS.
posted by The Whelk at 10:50 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


I LOVE MY DEAD GAY CAPSLOCK
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:50 PM on October 21, 2010 [7 favorites]


CAPS KUNG FU

GRASSHOPPER: LISTEN TO MY GRUFF WISDOM

STUDENT: ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE HALF ASIAN?

GRASSHOPPER: AUTOEROTICASPHYXIATORS GONNA AUTOEROTICASPHYXIATE.

*CREDITS*
posted by notion at 10:55 PM on October 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


iS THIS WHERE I SAY I AM KINDA OBSESSED WITH WITh KATY PERRY'S FACIAL EXPRESSIONS? iT'S LIKE SHE'S IN A SiLENT MOVIE OR PUPPET SHOW AND NEVER HEARD OF THESE CAMERA THINGS.
posted by The Whelk at 11:00 PM on October 21, 2010 [2 favorites]


nope, still 40 minutes to caps lock day in the pacific time zone. this is one of the times i'm glad i live near the end of the chronological line. it gives me a chance to preview event dates being celebrated elsewhere so i can decide if i want to join in.

i'm kind of on the fence with this one this year.

but let me just remind mr. the whelk of the famous words of a television hound: oh, my darling, oh, my darling, oh, my darling clementine. yeah, that'll look better in all caps.
posted by oneswellfoop at 11:19 PM on October 21, 2010


THIS IS THE HEIGHT OF MY CAREER.
posted by Schlimmbesserung at 11:25 PM on October 21, 2010


iS tHiS ThE tHreAd WhErE wE TAlK lIkE aN AiM sN iN 2oO3?
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:28 PM on October 21, 2010


LOVE ME!
posted by The Whelk at 11:31 PM on October 21, 2010


>> WHEN I HIT MY CAPSLOCK KEY, IT MADE THE SAME SOUND AS THE M41A 10-MM PULSE RIFLE FROM ALIENS POWERING UP.
>>
>> IS THAT NORMAL?
>
> HOLY SHIT WE MAY NEED YOU IF THERE ARE ALIENS


REMEMBER: LONG, OUT-OF-CONTROL TORRENTS!
BUT NO TREATIES
posted by No-sword at 12:09 AM on October 22, 2010


I LIKE TO KEEP CAPS LOCK HANDY. FOR CLOSE ENCOUNTERS.
posted by brundlefly at 12:10 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT HAS STROKED OUT AND I AM CAPS LOCKED AND LOADED.

YOU KINDA HAVE TO BE LOADED TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS THING...

WAITAMINUTE. "NO TREATIES"? NOT EVEN TRICK OR TREATIES?
posted by oneswellfoop at 12:22 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


HAWKMEN! DEEEEEYYYIIIIIIIIIIVE!
posted by PenDevil at 12:29 AM on October 22, 2010


OH YES OH YES I CANNOT WAIT FOR IT TO BE TODAY
posted by TwelveTwo at 12:37 AM on October 22, 2010


CRAPS LORK DAY IS THE MOST 1111111111111111111111111111111111DERFUL DAY OF THE YEAR!!!1!!1!!1!1111 AND EVERY YEAR IS ON MY BITRHDAYE!!!ELVEN111!!
posted by eyeballkid at 12:47 AM on October 22, 2010 [2 favorites]


IT IS TODAY NOW! HOORAY

THIS IS THE ONLY DAY I USE CAPS LOCK SO TODAY I MUST LOVE IT 365 TIMES AS MUCH AS EVERY OTHER KEY
posted by hattifattener at 12:48 AM on October 22, 2010


I PITY THE SPEAKERS OF LANGUAGES WHOSE WRITING SYSTEMS LACK CAPITALIZATION FOR THEY CANNOT EXPERIENCE THE SUBLIME GLORY THAT IS CAPS LOCK DAY
posted by XMLicious at 1:07 AM on October 22, 2010 [3 favorites]


HURF DURF CAPS LOCKER
posted by The Lurkers Support Me in Email at 1:22 AM on October 22, 2010


JORDI!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
posted by minifigs at 1:36 AM on October 22, 2010


\I \W\I\S\H \I \H\A\D \A \C\A\P\S-\L\O\C\K \K\E\Y!!!!
\M\Y \T\E\R\M\I\N\A\L \I\S \T\O \O\L\D. :(
posted by zengargoyle at 1:50 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]



CAPLOCK AND SHIFT SMILIN' TIME!

BO) <_THIS IS MY LOUDEST SMILE!!


WOW THAT S SO LOUD!
posted by Cogentesque at 2:08 AM on October 22, 2010


      I DO HOPE THAT THATCHER DOES NOT
       BECOME YET ANOTHER TRAGIC VICTIM
        OF CAPSLOCK DAY.
     /
{o,o}
|)__)
-"-"-

posted by public at 2:48 AM on October 22, 2010 [2 favorites]


HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS

AT 8:05 PM PACIFIC TIME TODAY I MADE A COMMENT IN THIS THREAD ABOUT THE TV SHOW "COMMUNITY".

STARTING AT 8:00 PM PACIFIC TIME, THE MOST RECENT EPISODE OF COMMUNITY WAS AIRING ON TELEVISION, AND FIVE MINUTES INTO THE EPISODE, AT APPROXIMATELY THE SAME TIME AS I MADE MY COMMENT ABOUT COMMUNITY IN ALL CAPS ON METAFILTER, THE CHARACTER ABED, DESCRIBING A MOVIE HE WAS GOING TO MAKE, SAID THE TITLE WAS GOING TO BE IN ALL CAPS, AND CALLED IT A "METAFILM".

I DID NOT WATCH THE EPISODE UNTIL JUST NOW.

SIMPLE COINCIDENCE? MAYBE. EVIDENCE OF LATENT PSYCHIC ABILITY IN HUMANS? POSSIBLY. KIND OF WEIRD? CERTAINLY.

WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS HERE, PEOPLE
posted by maqsarian at 2:52 AM on October 22, 2010


"COMMUNITY" HAS ALWAYS BEEN IN ALL CAPS

IT'S YOUR MIND THAT HAS EXPANDED ENOUGH TO SEE THE LIGHT ON THE CAPS LOCK
posted by benzenedream at 2:59 AM on October 22, 2010


I TOO AM IN IN THIS THREAD
posted by Jofus at 3:23 AM on October 22, 2010 [2 favorites]


YARG
posted by muthecow at 3:35 AM on October 22, 2010


Uncontrollably reading everything in a shouting voice is making my head hurt.
posted by zeek321 at 3:41 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


DICK MCWIENER PUTTED THE CAP SLOCK UPONNED HIS HEAD-FACE.

"HOW DOES THIS LOOK MUMMY" SAID DICK MCWIENER WHILE SCULPTING MASTERPIECES OUT OF CLAY.

"DID YOU EAT YER NUGGETS YOU SKINNY LITTLE BEE-BOP. YER SO SKINNY. BEE-BOP." SAID MUMMY.

"I ATE MOST OF THEM, BUT THEN I SMUSHED THEM INTO THE GRUEL TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I ATE MOST OF THEM WHEN IN FACT I DIDN'T SO THERE'S THAT THERE," STATED DICK MCWIENER WHO THEN FARTED CUM AND A BLIND MAN'S SEEING EYE DOG LICKED IT UP BECAUSE HE WAS THIRSTY.

"AHHHHH SHITASSFUXNUTZ. YOU NEED TO EAT LITTLE BOY SO THAT WAY YOU WILL BE A BIG BOY YOU LITTLE BOY. EXCUSE ME, I HAFTA POO." MUMMY EXITED SO SHE COULD GO POOPOO OUTTA HER BUMBUM INTO THE POTTYHOLECOMMODE.

DICK MCWIENER GAZED OUT THE WINDOW LIKE A CRAZY MAN AND THEN HE SAID "AH-HA!"

"I SHALL GO UNTO FORTH INTO THE NETHER PLACE WHERST SHALL BE UNTO THEM I SHALL SEE THAT IT IS SO!" THEN DICK MCWIENER FARTED MORE CUM AND IT SPLATTERED ON GRANDADS LAMP BUT THE BLIND MAN'S SEEING EYE DOG WAS NOT THERE TO LICK IT UP BECAUSE THEY WENT HOME TO GO WATCH TV.

THEN THE DISCO TRUCK SHOWED UP.

THE END.
posted by jefbla at 3:43 AM on October 22, 2010


I THOUHGT THIS WAS PALS COCK DAY
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 3:54 AM on October 22, 2010 [2 favorites]


SO IS THIS THE THREAD WHERE WE TALK ABOUT SLACK COPS?
posted by anthom at 4:08 AM on October 22, 2010


I don't understand any of this.
posted by magstheaxe at 4:23 AM on October 22, 2010


IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT NOT TO CONFUSE CAPS LOCK DAY WITH COCK SLAP DAY

THAT IS NEXT WEEK
posted by elizardbits at 4:23 AM on October 22, 2010 [14 favorites]


SHALL I COMPARE THEE TO A CAPS LOCK DAY!?!?!?!?
posted by Pallas Athena at 4:27 AM on October 22, 2010 [3 favorites]


I am a rebel. I sneer at you. *Sneer*.
posted by Decani at 4:44 AM on October 22, 2010


I WAS A FLOWER OF THE MOUNTAIN FUCKYEAH WHEN I PUT THE ROSE IN MY HAIR LIKE THE ANDALUSIAN GIRLS USED OR SHALL I WEAR A RED FUCKYEAH AND HOW HE KISSED ME UNDER THE MOORISH WALL AND I THOUGHT WELL AS WELL HIM AS ANOTHER AND THEN I ASKED HIM WITH MY FUCKYEAH TO ASK AGAIN FUCKYEAH AND THEN HE ASKED ME WOULD I FUCKYEAH TO SAY FUCKYEAH MY MOUNTAIN FLOWER AND FIRST I PUT MY ARMS AROUND HIM FUCKYEAH AND DREW HIM DOWN TO ME SO HE COULD FEEL MY BREASTS ALL PERFUME FUCKYEAH AND HIS HEART WAS GOING LIKE MAD AND FUCKYEAH I SAID FUCKYEAH I WILL FUCKYEAH.
posted by drlith at 4:50 AM on October 22, 2010 [4 favorites]


A PRAYER OF THANKSGIVING ON THIS OUR MOST HOLIEST OF DAYS:

MAKE A JOYFUL NOISE UNTO THE LORD, ALL YE LANDS!
SERVE THE LORD WITH GLADNESS;
COME BEFORE HIS PRESENCE WITH SINGING!
KNOW YE THAT THE LORD HE IS GOD:
IT IS HE THAT HATH MADE US, AND NOT WE OURSELVES;
WE ARE HIS PEOPLE, AND THE SHEEP OF HIS PASTURE!
ENTER INTO HIS GATES WITH THANKSGIVING, AND INTO HIS COURTS WITH PRAISE:
BE THANKFUL UNTO HIM, AND BLESS HIS NAME!
FOR THE LORD IS GOOD;
HIS MERCY IS EVERLASTING;
AND HIS TRUTH ENDURETH TO ALL GENERATIONS!!!111!!1!11!!!111!
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 4:52 AM on October 22, 2010


SKIPPER How they biting little buddy? GILLIGAN They're not even gumming!
posted by pianomover at 4:55 AM on October 22, 2010


NOTE: HELP MAINTAIN A HEALTHY, RESPECTFUL DISCUSSION BY FOCUSING COMMENTS ON THE CAPS LOCK
posted by dmd at 4:59 AM on October 22, 2010 [3 favorites]


I'M IN
posted by jquinby at 5:04 AM on October 22, 2010


CAPS LOCK FRINGE

BROYLES: THERE'S A CASE. IT INVOLVES SOMETHING WEIRD.

DUNHAM: ZOMG I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE THE WORLD.

PETER BISHOP: SOMETHING PITHY AND SARCASTIC, ALSO VAGUELY FLIRTY.

WALTER BISHOP: I LIKE ROOTBEER.

ASTRID: MY NAME IS NOT ASTERIX.

THE OBSERVER: [WATCHES]

GENE: MOO.

/END
posted by sonika at 5:22 AM on October 22, 2010 [6 favorites]


REMEMBER WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR COMPUTER TO LOCK YOUR CAPS SO NOONE STEALS THEM
posted by kcds at 5:28 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


TODAY IS THE GREATEST DAY
posted by Stynxno at 5:50 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


I LOVE THE LITTLE GREEN CAPSLOCK LIGHT ON and off ON and off and ON. OKAY.

HEALTH IS OUR GREATEST WEALTH, "K" (C) 1973 "ALL-ONE"
DON'T DRINK SOAP! KEEP OUT OF EYE! DILUTE! DILUTE! OK!
posted by exlotuseater at 5:56 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


THIS MRONING MY CAT SPOKE TO ME IN CASP LOCK SO THATS HOW I KNOW IT THE DAY

HE SAID

AND I QUOTE

MROW MROW BRAO MROW LAO

AND I SAID WELL MISTER YUO HAVE EARNED YOURSELF SOME SALMON ON TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!
posted by Greg Nog at 5:59 AM on October 22, 2010 [9 favorites]


oi my aching head
posted by Theta States at 6:02 AM on October 22, 2010


CASP LOCK THE OFFICE

JIM: WELL I AM MARRIED TO PAM NOW

PAM: I TOO AM ALSO MARIED

WOMAN FROM MISERY: I HAVE DOGS LOL

WRITERS: THATS IT I GUESS WELL MAYBE IF WE DO THE JIM PAM FLIRT STORY THING WITH THE GUY WHO LOOK LIKE MATHOWIE WE COULD GET ANOTHER SAESON OUT OF THAT

ED HLEMS: SCOOOOOOOOOOORE
posted by Greg Nog at 6:11 AM on October 22, 2010 [5 favorites]


HELLO INTERNET FRIENDS
posted by Vhanudux at 6:14 AM on October 22, 2010


SERVE THE LORD WITH GLADNESS;
COME BEFORE HIS PRESENCE WITH SINGING!


THAT'S A STRANGE BUT COMPELLING RELIGION YOU HAVE THERE

I CONSIDER THAT ME TIME AND WOULD RATHER LEAVE DEITIES OUT OF IT BECAUSE I CONSIDER THEM JUDGY
posted by middleclasstool at 6:17 AM on October 22, 2010


CLACK YA PODS
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 6:22 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


OK ITS 4 AM TOMORROW IN NEW ZEALAND MAYBE WE SHOULD KEEP IT DOWN SO OUR ANTIPODEAN FRIENDS CAN GET SOME SLEEP
posted by Devils Rancher at 6:23 AM on October 22, 2010


WHY IS NEW ZEALAND SO OPPOSED TO PODEANS?
posted by shakespeherian at 6:43 AM on October 22, 2010 [2 favorites]


I LIKED THE PO DEANS BETTER BEFORE THEY SIGNED WIITH SLASH/WARNER
posted by Devils Rancher at 6:55 AM on October 22, 2010


MY NAME IS PRINCE AND I AM FUNKY
MY NAME IS PRINCE THE ONE AND ONLY
posted by blucevalo at 7:08 AM on October 22, 2010


THIS THREAD MAKE ME LAUGH MY HEAD OFF.

IT ALSO MAKE ME WANT TO WATCH COMMUNITY, BUT HULU NOT HAVE IT UP RIGHT NOW. WTF?

SORRY NO PITHIER SENTENCE FOR CAPSLOCK DAY, I IS UP TOO EARLY TRYING TO CATCH UP WITH EAST COAST CAPS LOCKERS.
posted by jenfullmoon at 7:10 AM on October 22, 2010


WAIT DID COMMUNITY DO A CAPS LOCK DAY EPISODE

BECAUSE I WILL LOVE IT EVEN MORE

WHICH IS A MATHEMATICAL IMPOSSIBILITY

THUS CAPS LOCK DAY DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE YET AGAIN
posted by shakespeherian at 7:19 AM on October 22, 2010


CAPS LOCK LOST.

JACK: WE HAVE TO GO BACK!

LOCKE: DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO!

RICHARD: FOR THE LAST TIME, THIS IS NOT EYELINER.

MICHAEL: WAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

HURLEY: CLUNKY PLOT EXPOSITION.

SAWYER: THANKS FOR THE UPDATE, CHUNKY MONKEY.

KATE: *POUTS*

FARADAY: HI GUYS I JUST TIME TRAVELED AND THERE'S THIS H BOMB AND I THINK WE SHOULD BLOW IT UP. THIS IS TOTALLY NOT THE WORST IDEA ANYONE HAS EVER HAD.

SMOKE MONSTER: BOO YA!

/END
posted by sonika at 7:19 AM on October 22, 2010 [6 favorites]


THE CREEPS WERE LOOKING AT THE WINDOWS BECAUSE SUPER MOP-TOP WAS PLAYING THE DRUMS! ULTRA-BEAN WAS PLAYING THE TRUMPETS!!!

THE CREEPS HAD THE TAMBOURINES!!! THEY WERE LOOKING AT THE WINDOWS!!!

THIS IS THE BEARD-CREEP!!! HE WAS WEARING HIS BONNET-HATS!!
NOW HE HAS THE BEARD-WIGS!!!!
posted by specialagentwebb at 7:23 AM on October 22, 2010


CAPS LOCK 30 ROCK

JACK: LEMON I WANT YOU

LIZ: WHAT

JACK: TO HELP TRACY WITH A NEW ROLE

LIZ: OH

TRACY: I'M A GARGOYLE

JENNA: LIZ I WANTED TO BE A GARGOYLE LIKE THAT ONE TIME IN COLLEGE

KENNETH: THAT'S LIKE BACK HOME ONLY WE CALLED IT SCARECROWS

LIZ: WAIT THE CAPS LOCK DOESN'T MAKE THIS SHOW ANY DIFFERENT
posted by shakespeherian at 7:26 AM on October 22, 2010 [23 favorites]


CAPS LOCK DAY IS THE ONLY DAY I CAN BE HAPPY READING OLD SCHOOL FORTRAN!!!!!!!!!
posted by malthas at 7:32 AM on October 22, 2010


I, MAN, AM REGAL A GERMAN AM I
NEVER ODD OR EVEN
IF I HAD A HI-FI
MADAM, I'M ADAM
TOO HOT TO HOOT
NO LEMONS, NO MELON
TOO BAD I HID A BOOT
LISA BONET ATE NO BASIL
WARSAW WAS RAW
WAS IT A CAR OR A CAT I SAW?
posted by trueger at 7:42 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


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posted by grouse at 7:45 AM on October 22, 2010


YOUR ENCRYPTION KEY SMELLS LIKE A SEWER
posted by Burhanistan at 7:49 AM on October 22, 2010


THAT IS NOT ENCRYPTED.
posted by grouse at 7:50 AM on October 22, 2010


DANGER POINT! YOU LEFT THE OVEN ON
posted by Rory Marinich at 7:53 AM on October 22, 2010 [4 favorites]


PS. THANKS TO THIS THREAD I PUT HEATHERS ON TO GO TO SLEEP TO.

METAFILTER: MAKING A DIFFERENCE
posted by Rory Marinich at 7:55 AM on October 22, 2010


YOU REALLY SHOULD GO TO SLEEP ON A CLEAR MIND INSTEAD
posted by Burhanistan at 7:56 AM on October 22, 2010


I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT BUT I FIND THAT PILLOWS ARE MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE
posted by Rory Marinich at 8:04 AM on October 22, 2010


OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY I LOVE CAPS LOCK DAY!!!!!111
posted by chrisamiller at 8:07 AM on October 22, 2010


Caps lock hangover?
posted by The Whelk at 8:09 AM on October 22, 2010


CAPS LOCK GRIZZLY MAN

TREADWELL: HIYA BEAR AREN'T YOU A CUTIE

BEAR: NOM

TREADWELL: OW OW OW OW OW

HERZOG: LOL
posted by shakespeherian at 8:14 AM on October 22, 2010 [10 favorites]


CAPS LOCK METAFILTER PODCAST:

MATHOWIE: IT HAS BEEN A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF TIME SINCE LAST PODCAST
JESSAMYN: [LAUGH]
CORTEX: I MADE NERD THING THIS MONTH, LET'S TALK ABOUT NERD THING.
JESSAMYN: NO MORE TALKING ABOUT NERD THING.
MATHOWIE: THERE ARE NO JOBS OR PROJECTS.
CORTEX: NERD THING.
JESSAMYN: I DON'T CARE ABOUT NERD THING.
CORTEX: MORE ON NERD THING.
MATHOWIE: SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT ASK OR BLUE FIRST?
JESSAMYN: THAT THREAD WAS A MOD NIGHTMARE, AMIRITE?

[SONG FROM MUSIC]
posted by l33tpolicywonk at 8:15 AM on October 22, 2010 [22 favorites]


IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND WHEN THEY STILL HAD IMAGES HERE IT WAS ALWAYS GREAT TO SEE THIS THREAD FREAK OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY, CRASHING BROWSERS LEFT AND RIGHT, GROWING EXPONENTIALLY EVERY MINUTE. AH, HOW I MISS IT. IT SEEMS SO QUIET NOW. OH, WELL, OFF TO BE LOUD ON THE INTERNET. IT FEELS KIND OF MANDATORY WHEN IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.
FILL THIS THREAD WITH YOUR ASSORTED BLATHER.
EMBRACE THE BLOCKY TEXT.
posted by provoliminal at 8:22 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


CAPS LOCK CNN

NO REALLY

ALSO WAPO
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 8:22 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


CAPS LOCK LOCK LOCK LOCK LOCK CAPS LOCK LOCK LOCK
posted by The Whelk at 8:26 AM on October 22, 2010


EAST MANITOBA REGIONAL JUNIOR KABADDI CHAMPION '94: "NO REALLY"

I SURE LOVE THE METAFILTER SITE.
posted by l33tpolicywonk at 8:27 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


THE RELATED POSTS SECTION IS PRETTY GREAT EXCEPT WTF WAS GOING ON IN 2006 THERE I WAS IN MY FIRST YEAR OF ART SCHOOL AND NOT REALLY KEEPING UP WITH MEFI.
posted by Zozo at 8:37 AM on October 22, 2010


Well, it's less irritating than Talk Like A Pirate Day, I suppose.
posted by idiomatika at 8:43 AM on October 22, 2010


Well, it's less irritating than Talk Like A Pirate Day, I suppose.

AND MORE CAPS-TIVATING
posted by hermitosis at 8:49 AM on October 22, 2010 [4 favorites]


CAPS LOCK TEA PARTY

THE PRESIDENT HAS A RACE THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS OURS
posted by l33tpolicywonk at 8:50 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


AVAST!
posted by The Whelk at 8:50 AM on October 22, 2010


SPORTS-LOCK TIME: I'M NOT GENERALLY A GIANT COLLEGE FOOTBALL FANATIC ESPECIALLY AFTER THE SHIT-STUPID START THE STUPID LONGHORNS GOT, AND CAN MACK BROWN GIVE BACK SOME OF THE 50 SQUINTILLION DOLLARS NOW SO MY WIFE CAN HAVE A RAISE, BUT HOLY SHIT, DID YOU SEE THOSE OREGON DUCKS LAST NIGHT? THEY DELIVERED SOME SERIOUS WHUP-ASS VIA SPECIAL COURIER TO UCLA, AMIRITE?!1

I THINK IT'S THEIR WEBBED FEET THAT MAKE THEM SO FAST.
posted by Devils Rancher at 8:51 AM on October 22, 2010


I LIkE THE TIGHTS.
posted by The Whelk at 8:54 AM on October 22, 2010


CAPS LURKING
posted by MexicanYenta at 8:57 AM on October 22, 2010


THERE IS NO CAPS LOCK META POST. I HAS A DISAPPOINT.
posted by provoliminal at 9:02 AM on October 22, 2010


I THINK THE OFICIAL VIDEO GAME OF CASP LOCK DAY SHOULD BE RIVER CITY RANSOM CAUSE ALL THEM BOYS LOOK LIKE THEY WANT TO SAY THINGS IN CAPS

CRASH AND THE BOYS STREET CHALENGE IS ALSO ACCEPTIBLE
posted by Greg Nog at 9:06 AM on October 22, 2010


THAT ONE BAND CRASH? AND THOSE BOYS? I HATE THEM!
posted by The Whelk at 9:09 AM on October 22, 2010 [2 favorites]


PROVOLIMINAL: "THERE IS NO CAPS LOCK META POST. I HAS A DISAPPOINT."

FRENCH PHRASE THAT MEANS YOUR WRONG.
posted by l33tpolicywonk at 9:12 AM on October 22, 2010


WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW — UNTIL THIS MOMENT I WOULD HAVE ASSUMED MY KEYBOARD WOULD PRODUCE LOWERCASE LETTERS WHEN ITS SHIFT KEY WAS DEPRESSED IN CAPS LOCK MODE. BUT AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE, IT DOES NOT.
posted by mubba at 9:12 AM on October 22, 2010


I MISS ANGRY MODEM.
posted by eyeballkid at 9:12 AM on October 22, 2010


Dissent!
posted by The Whelk at 9:13 AM on October 22, 2010


I still hate you all!
posted by Ufez Jones at 9:13 AM on October 22, 2010


CAPS LOCK IS THE LIGHT INSIDE
posted by The Whelk at 9:17 AM on October 22, 2010


GODDAMNIT. I FORGOT ABOUT CAPS LOCK DAY. AGAIN.
posted by slimepuppy at 9:18 AM on October 22, 2010


EYEBALLKID I'M RIGHT HERE
posted by cellphone at 9:18 AM on October 22, 2010 [3 favorites]


I HOPE YOU ARE WELL AND THRIVING AND THANKS, CANDY, FOR PUTTING ALL THIS TOGETHER.

THE CATS ARE WELL AND BEST TO YOU ALL.

(Signed)

CHRIS WALKEN

posted by sarahnade at 9:20 AM on October 22, 2010 [2 favorites]


Huh, so is this a thing?
posted by nomadicink at 9:23 AM on October 22, 2010


HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY. TO THOSE IN BIRTHDAYS TODAY. MANY SALMONS ON TOASTS FOR THE COMING YEAR.
posted by sarahnade at 9:25 AM on October 22, 2010


NICE WORK L33TPOLICYWONK. MY EVIL PLAN HAS WORKED. MUHAHAHAHAHA.
posted by provoliminal at 9:26 AM on October 22, 2010


THIS THREAD WOULD BE BETTER IN COMIC SANS
posted by Mister Fabulous at 9:26 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


AND THANK YOU SARAHNADE, I'LL ACCEPT ON OUR BEHALF. I HAD CAVIAR FOR LUNCH WITH ROMANO STYLE ARTICHOKES. IT WAS VERY FESTIVE.
posted by provoliminal at 9:31 AM on October 22, 2010


I STILL HATE YOU ALL!

POSTED BY UFEZ JONES EYEBALLKID AT 9:13 AM ON OCTOBER 22 [+] [!!!11!!!]

FTFY.
posted by eyeballkid at 9:32 AM on October 22, 2010


EYEBALLKID I'M RIGHT HERE

WOOT! YAY!
posted by eyeballkid at 9:33 AM on October 22, 2010


Everyone gets Shetland ponies!
posted by The Whelk at 9:33 AM on October 22, 2010


NOW!
posted by The Whelk at 9:33 AM on October 22, 2010


PROVOLIMINAL: "NICE WORK L33TPOLICYWONK. MY EVIL PLAN HAS WORKED. MUHAHAHAHAHA."

I RESENT THAT YOU DID NOT WRITE MY NAME LTHREETHREETPOLICYWONK.
posted by l33tpolicywonk at 9:34 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


CAPS LOCK SONS OF ANARCHY

JAX: WOMEN WANT ME AND GUYS WANT TO BE ME AND YET I AM STILL FUCKING EMO

CLAY: OH YEAH WELL I BONE YOUR MOM

GEMMA: DAMN STRAIGHT HE DOES

TIG: WHO'S BONING WHAT NOW? WHEN'S MY TURN

HALFSACK: WHAT'S A GUY HAVE TO DO TO GET OUT OF HIS CONTRACT AROUND HERE ANYWAY? SURELY IT CAN'T BE THE WORST IRISH ACCENT EVER

CAMERON: STAB STAB STAB

BOBBY: THANGYAVERRAMUSH
posted by waraw at 9:35 AM on October 22, 2010


I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS THE RIGHT PLACE TO ADMIT THIS

BUT GREG NOG

SOMETIMES WHEN I READ YOUR COMMENTS ON METAFILTER I SAY YOUR NAME OUT LOUD ONLY I PRONOUNCE IT GARG NARG

SO I'M JUST KIND OF OF ON MY OWN AND THEN IT'LL BE LIKE "GARG NARG GARG NARG"
posted by Rory Marinich at 9:40 AM on October 22, 2010 [5 favorites]


GREG NARG IS THE EVIL GREG HE DOESNT HAVE A GOATEE AND HATES CATS
posted by The Whelk at 9:43 AM on October 22, 2010 [2 favorites]


RESENT AWAY, I JUST CALL 'EM LIKE I SEE 'EM. TINY HORSEY.
posted by provoliminal at 9:44 AM on October 22, 2010


I DO THAT TOO RORYM BUT WHEN I RAED THE NAME YASSIR ARAFAT
posted by Greg Nog at 9:45 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


THIS IS A VERY SILLY THREAD, AND I AM NOT GOING TO PARTICIPATE IN IT.
posted by .kobayashi. at 9:49 AM on October 22, 2010


OGC
posted by Metroid Baby at 9:54 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


It's only 1:00 pm and I'm already irritated! Thanks fake international "blarghblarghblargh-whatever-irritating-thing" day!
posted by codacorolla at 10:00 AM on October 22, 2010


I JUST CAME FOR COCK SLAP DAY AND ELIZARDBITS BEAT ME

In my time zone it is not really caps lock day anymore. :(
posted by Ahab at 10:10 AM on October 22, 2010


COCK SLAP IS SUNG TO THE TUNE OF LOVE SHACK
posted by The Whelk at 10:14 AM on October 22, 2010 [4 favorites]


LAS WEEKEND I WENT TO THE CAT AND DOG SHOW AN THERE WAS A FINNISH SPITZ THERE, ALL THE DOGS WERE QUIET BUT THIS GUY ONLY SPOKE IN CAPS

I SAID HI AND HE SAID ARP ARP ARP
posted by Greg Nog at 10:20 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


STOP RIPPING OFF THE SIMPSONS YOU SLAPPER
posted by Burhanistan at 10:21 AM on October 22, 2010


CAPS LOCK BUFFY
GILES: BUFFY ONLY YOU CAN STOP THE ANCIENT CAPS LOCK CURSE
BUFFY: WHINES ABOUT SOCIAL LIFE
WILLOW: TRIES TO BE HELPFUL WITH THE INTERWEBZ AND LESBIAN MAGIC
XANDER: IS ALSO IN THIS SCENE
ANGEL: BROODS AND LURKS
BUFFY: DEFEATS THE INTERWEBZ WITH KUNG FU AND WEAPONS AND ELECTRICITY
EVERYONE: GOES TO THE BRONZE.
posted by thankyouforyourconsideration at 10:22 AM on October 22, 2010 [4 favorites]


JESUS KEEP IT DOWN YOU BASTARDS WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING I CAN'T GET ANY EFFING WORK DONE
posted by caution live frogs at 10:24 AM on October 22, 2010


SHINE ON YOU CRAZY GRARGGGGGNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG
posted by eyeballkid at 10:26 AM on October 22, 2010


CAPS LOCK KE$HA

I AM A PERSON TO BE HAVING SEX WITH
posted by l33tpolicywonk at 10:27 AM on October 22, 2010 [3 favorites]


NO ONE IS GETTING WORK DONE TODAY
posted by The Whelk at 10:27 AM on October 22, 2010


WORK USUALLY DOES YOU ANYWAY
posted by Burhanistan at 10:29 AM on October 22, 2010


MAN OH MAN I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW CORTEX WANTONLY ABUSES HIS ADMIN POWERS THIS YEAR

THAT GUY IS A WORLD-CLASS CUTUP
posted by maqsarian at 10:31 AM on October 22, 2010


ALSO I WANTED TO SAY DOUCHE BECAUSE I LIKE THAT WORD SO SUCK IT HATERS.
posted by eyeballkid at 10:35 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


CAPS LOCK FRASIER

INT. RADIO STATION - STUDIO

FRASIER: WAS IT NOT SOEREN KIERKEGAARD WHO SAID 'TO TALK IS SWEET, BUT TO SHOUT IS-'

ROZ: MAY I INTERRUPT TO HINT THAT I HAVE COPULATED WITH A VAST ARRAY OF MALES


[TITLE CARD WITH HIGHBROW PUN]


INT. FRASIER'S APARTMENT

FRASIER: WELL LISTEN HERE NOW, NILES. DO YOU HAVE THE TICKETS FOR THE THING I WANT TO GO TO?

NILES: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME! I HAVE DELICATE HEARING!

FRASIER: WELL LISTEN HERE NOW, NILES. YOU'RE DOING IT TOO

MARTIN: COME ON BOYS I AM TRYING TO WATCH THE SPORTS GAME WITH THE MEN AND THE BALL

FRASIER: WELL LISTEN HERE NOW, NILES. SHALL WE MEET AT SEVEN?


EXT. FANCY SOMETHING ON A YACHT OR SOMEWHERE

FRASIER: WELL LISTEN HERE NOW, NILES. I LIKE A WOMAN AND I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO APPROACH HER.

NILES: I LIKE A WOMAN BUT I WILL SURELY FIND SOME MINOR IMAGINED FAULT WITH HER THAT WILL EVENTUALLY DRIVE ME AWAY FROM HER

FRASIER: WELL LISTEN HERE NOW, NILES. IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN THE SAME, SHALL WE SAY, B-

ROZ: MAY I INTERRUPT TO HINT THAT I HAVE COPULATED WITH A VAST ARRAY OF MALES

--------------------
--------------------

CAPS LOCK LOUIE

LOUIS C.K.: I HAVE MAJOR DEPRESSION BUT I CANNOT KILL MYSELF OR SELF-MEDICATE WITH DRUGS OR HEAVY DRINKING BECAUSE I HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS AND I AM TOO PROUD FOR THERAPY OR PROPER MEDICATION SO I USE CONFRONTATIONAL SELF-DEPRECATION AS AN OUTLET

[#IAN LLOYD SONG]

LOUIS C.K.: I AM ALSO FAT AND DIVORCED BUT I HAVE SOME IDEAS ABOUT MODERN SOCIETY

RICKY GERVAIS, SOMEHOW: YOU HAVE CANCER AIDS HA HA

--------------------
--------------------

CAPS LOCK MY NAME IS EARL

EARL: I HAVE TO MAKE UP FOR THAT TIME I RUINED CAPS LOCK DAY FOR EVERYONE RANDY

RANDY: BUT I HAVE UNDIAGNOSED DIABETES

EARL: WE'LL DO THAT TOMORROW RANDY

DARNELL: DID YOU KNOW CAPS LOCK DAY WAS A TOP SECRET PLOT BY THE CIA TO OVERTHROW THE BOLSHEVIKS BUT I'VE ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH

EARL: HEY CRAB MAN

JOY: HELL NO I AIN'T GOING TO NO CAT SHOP DAY DARNELL PAINT MY TOENAILS

RANDY: MY BLOOD SUGAR IS DANGEROUSLY LOW

EARL: IT'S ON MY LIST RANDY

DARNELL: WHO WANTS CRAB ON TOAST

CATALINA: FELIZ DIA DE BLOQ MAYUS

--------------------
--------------------

CAPS LOCK COPENHAGEN CLIMATE CONFERENCE

USA: OK GUYS SO HOW CAN I COME ACROSS AS DECISIVE WITHOUT ACTUALLY DECIDING ANYTHING

UK: JUST WAIT THESE THINGS SORT THEMSELVES OUT

CHINA: I SUPPORT EVERYTHING, DON'T WORRY FRIENDS

MALDIVES: I AM CHARISMATIC AND DROWNING

EU: LET US DO SOMETHING

GERMANY: AGREED. AND PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE I SPEAK PERFECT ENGLISH.

SUDAN: YOU ARE ALL BASICALLY HITLER

CHINA: I SUPPORT NOTHING, I TRICKED YOU!

UK: THIS IS MY SURPRISED FACE, ALSO ED MILIBAND RUNNING AROUND LOOKING INFLUENTIAL

USA: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

DENMARK: I AM LE TIRED

FRANCE: HAVE A NAP THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!

FRANCE: SORRY FORCE OF HABIT

DENMARK: SEE YOU IN MEXICO

--------------------
--------------------

CAPS LOCK THIS AMERICAN LIFE

SUDDENLY, A MAN: AND THAT'S WHEN I KNEW I HAD TO SHOUT. IT MAKES YOU THINK.

[#MEANDERING ELECTRIC GUITAR]

IRA GLASS: I'M IRA GLASS. OUR SHOW TODAY IN THREE ACTS: CROCKETY BLOAT, IN WHICH A STRING OF BIZARRE COINCIDENCES LEADS TO AN AMUSING YET FLEETING INSIGHT, DRUNK ON THE DOCKS, IN WHICH I EDIT A THREE-HOUR INTERVIEW TO A SEEMINGLY INTERESTING TWELVE MINUTES AND DO MY INFECTIOUS LAUGH, AND SALMON FOR TOAST, DAVID SEDARIS TELLS ABOUT THE TIME HE WENT TO GREECE TO TALK TO HIS FAMILY ABOUT THE TIME HE WENT TO JAPAN TO QUIT SMOKING WHEN A SIGN IN BAD ENGLISH REMINDED HIM OF THE TIME HIS FRIEND IN ROMANIA EXPLAINED WHY HE LIKES BOYS, FINALLY, NINE SECONDS OF JON BRION MUSIC AND AN EPILOGUE BY ONE OF OUR PRODUCERS

--------------------
--------------------

CAPS LOCK BBC THREE

TONIGHT ON BBC THREE: THE ELEVEN-YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER, 50 HILARIOUS OUTTAKES FROM THE 1932 WORLD CUP, YOUNG BRITONS GO TO MALLORCA TO WATCH POOR PEOPLE MAKE THE EXPENSIVE BOOZE THAT IS DESTROYING OUR YOUTH, RUSSELL HOWARD DISPLAYS A WIDE SELECTION OF POLO SHIRTS IN PRIMARY COLOURS AND I LOVE LAST WEEK, IN WHICH MINOR CELEBRITIES FONDLY RECALL THEIR FAVOURITE MOMENTS FROM LAST WEEK
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 10:41 AM on October 22, 2010 [36 favorites]


I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!
posted by hermitosis at 10:46 AM on October 22, 2010 [2 favorites]


CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!!1!
posted by Pronoiac at 10:50 AM on October 22, 2010


goodnewsfortheinsane: "FINALLY, NINE SECONDS OF JON BRION MUSIC AND AN EPILOGUE BY ONE OF OUR PRODUCERS"

DUDE WITH BIG GLASSES: WBEZ MANAGEMENT OVERSIGHT BY OUR BOSS, MR. TORY MALITIA, WHO WHENEVER WE GET IN IN THE MORNING IS USUALLY HEARD TO SAY:
SEDARIS, SHOUTING FOR SOME ODD REASON: WHAT THE HELL IS SALMON DOING ON MY TOAST?
DUDE WITH BIG GLASSES: BACK NEXT WEEK, WITH MORE STORIES OF THIS AMERICAN LIFE.
posted by l33tpolicywonk at 10:51 AM on October 22, 2010 [4 favorites]


I'M ALMOST OUT OF FAVORITES

:D
posted by the young rope-rider at 10:57 AM on October 22, 2010


CAPS LOCK THE DILLINGER FOUR

[same as regular The Dillinger Four]
posted by NoraReed at 10:58 AM on October 22, 2010


HEY GUYS I THINK THAT IF DR BRONNER WAS STILL ALIVE HE WOULD CELEBREAT CAPS-LOCK DAY WITH HIS PEPPERMINT SOAP. ALL ONE OR NONE11

I AM ALSO GLAD I DO NOT HAVE MY CAPSLOCK REMAPPED TO BACKSPACE ON THIS COMPUTER. NOW I HAVE FULL CAPSLOCK EXPERIENCE. WORST CABBAGE CRISIS SINCE 'GARLIC YOU RELENTLESS'.
posted by nTeleKy at 10:58 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


DR BRONNER IS THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF ME YELLING IN MY SHOWER

MRS BRONNER PLEASE DON'T GET JEALOUS HE'S DEAD
posted by the young rope-rider at 11:04 AM on October 22, 2010 [3 favorites]


CAPLOCKED GOLF CLAP FOR GNFTI
posted by Rock Steady at 11:05 AM on October 22, 2010


surely no caps ( and sometimes no punctuation) is worthy of as much derision as all caps there are several egregious examples of this in askmetafilter im afraid that it would take too many keystrokes to paste a link i am sure you could find many examples sadly shift key phobia doesn't even deter grocer's apostrophe's, see question mark
posted by Neiltupper at 11:14 AM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


POSTING TO BUMP GNFTI'S COMMENT OFF RECENT ACTIVITY
posted by shakespeherian at 11:15 AM on October 22, 2010


CAPS LOCK FOX NEWS

GUY WITH PRECISE HAIRCUT: SHOULDN'T YOU BE MORE AFRAID OF ISLAMOSOCIALISTS?

[GLENN BECK CIRCLES "FREEDOM" ON CHALKBOARD, GOGGLES EYES]

V/O: 9/11

PRETTY BLONDE LADY: I HATE THINGS
posted by gompa at 11:19 AM on October 22, 2010 [11 favorites]


YO DAWG I HERD U LIK UR CAPS LOCKED
SO I LOCKED YOUR CAPS TO UR

uh

HEAD
posted by WalterMitty at 11:22 AM on October 22, 2010 [2 favorites]


DILUTE! DILUTE! OK!!
posted by loquacious at 11:40 AM on October 22, 2010


DILUTE! DILUTE! OK!!

I AM PLEASED THAT THE CYBERMEN HAVE INVESTED IN ORANGE JUICE CONCENTRATE
posted by Sticherbeast at 12:04 PM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


EVERYONE AT THIS BAR SOUNDS LIKE A CHARACTER IN A HIP YOUNG ADULT TV SHOW THING
posted by The Whelk at 12:11 PM on October 22, 2010


WHEN I TOLD MY DAD I MIGHT BE A GOOD CAR BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD TO LIVE MY LIFE EASIER, AND THEN I STUCK MY HAM UP HER BACKPACK AND LEFT. A STUPID, CHISELED, PERFECT ROCK. GOD DAMN HIM. STEELY GLARE.
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 12:11 PM on October 22, 2010


PRETTY BLONDE LADY: I HATE THINGS

THIS MIGHT BE THE SINGLE BEST SUMMARY OF AMERICAN CULTURE I HAVE EVER READ
posted by Rory Marinich at 12:14 PM on October 22, 2010 [5 favorites]


I JUST CAME FOR COCK SLAP DAY AND ELIZARDBITS BEAT ME

THAT IS BECAUSE I AM AN ELITE COCK SLAP NINJA BROSEPH
posted by elizardbits at 12:15 PM on October 22, 2010


CAPS LOCK CHARLIE ROSE

CHARLIE ROSE: I AM HERE WITH AN ESTEEMED GUEST
GUEST: GOOD EVENING, CHARLIE. I AM HERE TO PROMOTE MY BOOK
CHARLIE ROSE: I DID NOT READ YOUR BOOK
GUEST: TYPICAL
posted by Sticherbeast at 12:18 PM on October 22, 2010 [3 favorites]


CAPS LOCK METAFILTER

USER 78349: U

USER 14572: NO U

USER 7038: SEE THIS IS WHY MEFATILTER IS INN DECLIEN
posted by not_on_display at 12:31 PM on October 22, 2010 [5 favorites]


METAFILTER IS KILLING METAFILTER
posted by The Whelk at 12:37 PM on October 22, 2010


GUYS IT STILL BURNS WHEN I PEE >:(
posted by Avenger at 12:40 PM on October 22, 2010


YE GODS YOU COULD NOT DESIGN A WORSE CHAIR IF YOU TRIED. iTS ON A STUPID PIVOT AND I KEEP LEANING TO THE RIGHT.

JUST LIKE PEOPLE OVER 56
posted by The Whelk at 12:43 PM on October 22, 2010


CAPS LOCK $*%# MY DAD SAYS

CAPTAIN KIR

OH FORGET IT I CANT BE BOTHERED
posted by Rock Steady at 12:47 PM on October 22, 2010


CAPS LOCK PSYCHO

MARION: ME STEALS MONEY AND SCARED OF COPS

NORMAN: YOU EAT LIKE A BIRD AND I KILL BIRDS FOR RECREATION

MARION: SHOWER LA LA

NORMAN: NIFE! NIFE! NIFE!

BERNARD HERRMANN: SCARE! SCARE! SCARE! SCARE!

MARION: I DIDN'T HERE YOU COME IN BECAUSE OF THE LOUD MUSIC

NORMAN: [FREUD]

LILA: I AM LESS COMPELLING THAN MY SISTER

PSYCHOLOGIST: [BORING]
posted by shakespeherian at 12:49 PM on October 22, 2010 [4 favorites]


CAPS LOCK ZELDA

WHY ARE YOU STILL 10?
posted by The Whelk at 12:51 PM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


I'M JUST POSTING IN HERE BECAUSE I NEVER GET TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS LOCKS WHEEEEE!
posted by biochemist at 12:54 PM on October 22, 2010


DOGS
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 1:03 PM on October 22, 2010


I CAPSLOCKED ALL DAY AT WORK. OUR COMPUTERS ARE FROM THE 1970S SO IT DIDN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE. ALSO THE NEW TEMP WHO IS AMAZINGLY WORSE THAN HAVING A STUFFED ROBOT AT THE DESK SAID TO SOMEONE SHE WANTS TO DO A BIBLE VERSE A DAY CALENDAR DURING LUNCH BUT SOMEHOW SHE SENSED NOT TO BRING IT UP DIRECTLY TO ME HAHAHAH YEAH THAT ISN'T GONNA HAPPEN.
posted by Weighted Companion Cube at 1:08 PM on October 22, 2010


JESUS TOUCHED MY CAPS LOCK INNAPROPRIATELY AND NOW IT'S STUCK
posted by daniel_charms at 1:15 PM on October 22, 2010 [2 favorites]


IS IT STILL CAPS DAY???

SOMEDAY A PSYCHOLOGIST IN THE DISTANT FUTURE WILL STUDY THOSE THINGS WHAT WERE WRITTEN ON CAPS LOCK DAY AND HE WILL PULL HIS CAPS LOCK OUT OF HIS PANTS AND SHOOT HIS LOCKED CAPS INTO HIS BRAIN.
posted by Skygazer at 1:18 PM on October 22, 2010


KILROY WAS HERE AND HIS CAPS WERE LOCKED.
posted by Skygazer at 1:18 PM on October 22, 2010


GUYS IT STILL BURNS WHEN I PEE >:(

YOU HAVE A CAPS LOCK INFECTION.

GET THEE TO A CAPS LOCK SPECIALIST STAT.
posted by Skygazer at 1:20 PM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


TAKE TWO ALTS AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING.
posted by The Whelk at 1:24 PM on October 22, 2010


IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, TAKE SYS RQ

PREFERABLY SOMEPLACE NICE HE IS A CLASSY GENTLEMAN.
posted by The Whelk at 1:25 PM on October 22, 2010


CAPS LOCK ZELDA PT II

LINK: HEY WHAT'S GOING ON

ZELDA: HELP

LINK: OKAY BUT FIRST I WILL BREAK SOME CROCKERY

VILLAGER: I TALK IN RIDDLES BECAUSE I HATE PEOPLE WHO PLAY VIDEO GAMES

LINK: I WANT MONEY I WILL KILL THINGS FOR MONEY

ZELDA'S DAD: I BECAME KING BECAUSE I AM HELPLESS AND ALSO MY BEARD

ZELDA: HELP

FAIRY: HEY WHAT'S UP

LINK: WHAT'S UP IS I AM GOING TO KEEP YOU IN A JAR EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE SENTIENT AND NICE AND PROBABLY SMELL GOOD

ZELDA: NO SERIOUSLY HELP ME

LINK: SORRY ZELDA MAYBE LATER MY LANDSCAPING BUSINESS IS GOING PRETTY GOOD RIGHT NOW
posted by the young rope-rider at 1:26 PM on October 22, 2010 [5 favorites]


IF I REARRANGE CAPS LOCK, I GET CLOCK SPA .

IF YOU REARRANGE CAPS LOCK, YOU GET SOCK CLAP.

YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR ABOUT THAT.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:26 PM on October 22, 2010


THIS IS HOW WE DID IT BACK IN l937!
posted by not_on_display at 1:27 PM on October 22, 2010


I AM ENJOYING MY TOO MINIUTES CAPS LOCK. IS LIKE SOME MONSTROUS MACHINE RUNNING WITHOUT SALMON ON TOAST.
posted by Paid In Full at 1:28 PM on October 22, 2010


IN THE PAST WE HAD ALL ILLUMINATED MANUSCRIPT DAY AND WE LIKED IT.
posted by The Whelk at 1:28 PM on October 22, 2010


WHO IS READY FOR SOM DAN QUAYLE
posted by churl at 1:42 PM on October 22, 2010


QUAYLE STUMBLED IN RESPONSE TO A QUESTION ABOUT HIS OPINION OF THE
HOLOCAUST. HE SAID IT WAS "AN OBSCENE PERIOD IN OUR NATION'S HISTORY."
THEN, TRYING TO CLARIFY HIS REMARK, QUAYLE SAID HE MEANT "THIS CENTURY'S
HISTORY" AND ADDED A CONFUSING COMMENT. "WE ALL LIVED IN THIS CENTURY,
I DIDN'T LIVE IN THIS CENTURY," HE SAID.
posted by churl at 1:43 PM on October 22, 2010 [2 favorites]


I WILL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER JIMMY CARTER GRAIN EMBARGO, JIMMY,
JIMMY CARTER, JIMMY CARTER GRAIN EMBARGO, JIMMY CARTER GRAIN EMBARGO.
posted by churl at 1:43 PM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


HAWAII HAS ALWAYS BEEN A VERY PIVOTAL ROLE IN THE PACIFIC. IT IS IN
THE PACIFIC. IT IS A PART OF THE UNITED STATES THAT IS AN ISLAND THAT
IS RIGHT HERE.
posted by churl at 1:43 PM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


THANKS THAT IS ALL THE DAN QUALYE GOODNIGHT
posted by churl at 1:44 PM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


WHOSE DAN QUAIL
posted by not_on_display at 1:45 PM on October 22, 2010


DAN QUAYLE'S SON IS RUNNING FOR CONGRESS RIGHT THIS MOMENT WHY DON'T WE LEARN ANYTHING FROM HISTORY?
posted by Burhanistan at 1:46 PM on October 22, 2010


I AM VOTTING FOR DAN QUAILSON
posted by not_on_display at 1:47 PM on October 22, 2010


IS VOTTING LIKE FROTTAGE?
posted by Burhanistan at 1:48 PM on October 22, 2010


Next_week_is_c_style_identifer_week._I_can't_wait.
posted by chairface at 2:01 PM on October 22, 2010



DAN QUAYLE'S SON IS RUNNING FOR CONGRESS RIGHT THIS MOMENT WHY DON'T WE LEARN ANYTHING FROM HISTORY?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
538 SAYS BEN QUAYLE HAS A 89% CHANCE OF WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????
posted by readery at 2:08 PM on October 22, 2010


:|

:o


:)

;)
posted by Potomac Avenue at 2:09 PM on October 22, 2010


ILL BET IF I WAS LOOKING FOR A WHELK IT WOULD BE EASIER TO FIND HIM ITT THAN ON EMAIL

HI WHELK WHAT'S UP
posted by Potomac Avenue at 2:10 PM on October 22, 2010


NOT MUCH OBVIOUSLY
posted by The Whelk at 2:12 PM on October 22, 2010


CHURL WHY DO YOUR LINES END EARLY? :( :(
posted by NoraReed at 2:14 PM on October 22, 2010


ANGRY MODEM WINS SO HARD
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 2:30 PM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


ALLSORTS SRS BZNS

WE ARE INCREDIBLE
posted by youngergirl44 at 2:50 PM on October 22, 2010


HELLO CUSTOMER SERVICE YES THESE BANANNA ROLLING PAPERS ARE YELLOW BUT THEY DO NOT HAVE ANY ACTUAL BANANA FLAVOR AND ALSO THE COTTON CANDY ONES ARE BLUE
posted by longsleeves at 2:55 PM on October 22, 2010


CAPSLOCK INCEPTION

JACK FROM TITANIC: I AM TOTALLY A BUSINESS DUDE EVEN THOUGH I STILL LOOK 12 LOOK I HAVE A BEARD NOW. ALSO A DEAD WIFE.

AUDIENCE: WTF WHY IS EVERYTHING FALLING APART?



JACK FROM TITANIC: NOW WE ARE AWAKE.

LAST SAMURAI: I WOULD LIKE TO SCREW OVER THIS BUSINESS GUY EVEN THOUGH I HAVE MORE MONEY THAN GOD.

JACK: I CANNOT DO THIS.

LAST SAMURAI: YOU CAN SEE UR KIDS.

JACK: KTHX I WILL DO IT.

LAST SAMURAI: DON'T WORRY I WILL PAY FOR EVERYTHING BUT AN EXTRA CHEMIST, A DOCTOR OR MORE GUYS WITH GUNS BECAUSE WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

*COOL TRAIN CRASHING THROUGH TRAFFIC SCENE*

LAST SAMURAI: OH SHIT I AM SHOT.

*VAN FALLING*

ARTHUR: LOOK AT MY ELITE NINJA ZERO GRAVITY SKILLZ!

*VAN FALLING*



AUDIENCE: WTF NOW WE ARE IN THE SNOW FORTRESS FROM CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE 2.

DILLINGER'S GIRLFRIEND: HA, I WILL SHOOT YOU.

LAST SAMURAI: OH SHIT I AM DEAD.

JUNO: NO, WAIT, UR NOT DEAD YET.

<>>

LAST SAMURAI: OKAY I'M FINE NOW. OH NOES, NOW I AM IN LIMBO.

JACK FROM TITANIC: YOU SHOULD SHOOT YOURSELF

LAST SAMURAI: KTHX I'M FINE AGAIN!



*VAN UNDERWATER*

JACK: NOW WE ARE AWAKE AGAIN. *OR ARE WE?!*

AUDIENCE: WTF?

-FIN-

posted by misha at 2:57 PM on October 22, 2010 [2 favorites]


WTF DUDE YOU TOTALLY NEGLECTED TO MENTION AWESOMELY SEXY BRITISH GUY WITH ENORMOUS, UM. GUN. YES. GUN.

I AM DISAPPOINT
posted by elizardbits at 3:09 PM on October 22, 2010


CAME TO THIS THREAD SOMEWHAT LATE

DID A CTRL-F FOR DIDDY KONG RACING

AND GOT NO RESULTS

YOU PEOPLE DISAPPOINT ME

LIFE DISAPPOINTS ME
posted by sleevener at 3:36 PM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


WELL YOUR FACE
posted by The Whelk at 3:38 PM on October 22, 2010 [4 favorites]


CAPSLOCK DIDDY KONG RACING

EVERY CHARACTER: CREEPY GIGGLING WE'RE CREEPY

HIGH-ASS ELEPHANT: I'M HIGH
posted by the young rope-rider at 3:40 PM on October 22, 2010


SEINFELD STOLE THE LINE "HELLLLOOOOOOOO" FROM THAT ELEPHANT

TRUE STORY
posted by sleevener at 3:44 PM on October 22, 2010


> CHURL WHY DO YOUR LINES END EARLY? :( :(

IT IS OKAY DON'T CRY ON CAPSLOCKDAY OKAY! WHEN THE LINES ENDS EARLY THAT JUST MEANS THERE IS MORE OF THEM

MORE LINES OF CAPSLOCKS

ALSO THERE IS NO CYRING IN CAPSLOCK

SO CHIN UP CAPSLOCKS DOWN
posted by churl at 3:59 PM on October 22, 2010 [2 favorites]


I actually really want to know what is with the linebreaks
posted by NoraReed at 4:21 PM on October 22, 2010


I DON'T TYPE IN CAPS CAUSE I'M MAD I TYPE IN CAPS CAUSE I'M LAZY!!!
posted by sarahnade at 4:25 PM on October 22, 2010


HEY GUYS I AM WEARING PINK AND LAVANDER TODAY AND LOOKIN TOTES MANLY TAKE THAT GENDERED COLORS
posted by The Whelk at 4:35 PM on October 22, 2010


CPAS CLOCK BLACK-EYE PEAS

MUSIC: HERE IS THAT SONG YOU LIKE BUT NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE SHIT

WILL.I.AM: I AM WILL.I.AM LEMME PRETEND TO SING

AUTO-TUNE: IS THE REAL SINGER IN THIS BAND

FERGIE: GARBLEGRABLEARGENBARGEN BOOBS AND I USED TO BE CUTE ON KIDS INCORPORATED

OTHER GUY: YES HI I AM STILL IN THIS BAND EVEN THO NOBODY KNOWS ME

AUTO-TUNE: IS STILL THE ONLY REASON THIS BAND EXISTS

LISTENERS: OH JESUS OH GOD CHANGE IT NOWNOWNOW

*FIN*
posted by sarahnade at 4:38 PM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


JUST REMEMBER ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MAN NAME
posted by azarbayejani at 5:48 PM on October 22, 2010 [1 favorite]


Ç̰͕͍̦ͭ͛ͩ͐̋͆ͣ̑̚Â̖̩̥̜̖̬͍̤̑ͧ̋ͫ̇͡͞P̷͉̗̮̦̠̟͌͌ͪ̀ͅͅŞ̸̭̼̏͑͆̽ͦ͠ ̝̭͚̟̖̯͖͔̺͋̋L̝̩̳̙̬̟̟̓ͯͣÖ̶̧̝͎̥̟̮͍͔̩̋͛C͍͓̀̀͠K̸̷͍̥̙ͭ̒ͥ̿ ̲͈̖̦̏̅͆̀ͬ̈́̏̕Z̧̤̳͔͎͖͇ͮ̃ͫͯ̚͟A̴̜͚̙̻̫̓ͥ͆̃̄̽̀͠ͅL̙̣̻̯̘ͦ͌ͤ͌̄̄͠G̬̤ͩͭ̉̾̃͑̚͡ͅŎ҉̧̼̕


CAPS LOCK PEOPLE WITH MACS COMPLAINING ABOUT ZALGO
posted by azarbayejani at 5:55 PM on October 22, 2010


I'm going to Li Po for some plum wine, y'all welcome to join me.
posted by The Whelk at 6:04 PM on October 22, 2010


yeah international caps lock day is a utc thang folks thang's over but the joy lives on
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 6:07 PM on October 22, 2010


PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2 IS REALLY SCARY.
posted by misha at 6:10 PM on October 22, 2010


there's no need to shout man
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 6:11 PM on October 22, 2010


BUT THE FIRST ONE WASNT
posted by The Whelk at 6:12 PM on October 22, 2010


WHELK IM WEARING GREEN AND GREEN

WHAT ARE YOU WEARNING NOW

........
posted by the young rope-rider at 6:25 PM on October 22, 2010


I SAW DIDDY KONG TODAY.
HE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL.
HE DID NOT LOOK WELL.
"FATHER...FATHER...DO YOU REMEMBER ME, FATHER? IT'S ME, YOUR SON, ETHELRED,"
I SPAKE, HOLDING HIS THIN HAND, HIS ROUGH FRAGILE SKIN LIKE PAPER.
IT MADE A MOCKERY
OF HIS FORMER YOUTHFUL VIGOR.
"SAY SOMETHING...ANYTHING...TELL ME THAT YOU REMEMBER."
I LOOKED INTO HIS RHEUMY EYES
AND HE BLINKED SLOWLY,
UNCOMPREHENDINGLY.
THE DEATH OF A GREAT MAN.
THE DEATH OF THE GREAT MAN DIDDY KONG.
DRIVING MY GO-KART HOME,
I CRIED FOR THE FIRST TIME
SINCE HE HAD DISOWNED ME FOR MY OUT-OF-CONTROL
ALCOHOLISM.
posted by Sticherbeast at 7:13 PM on October 22, 2010 [2 favorites]


PLEASE DONATE TO MY PAYPAL ACCOUNT

BUT BEWARE

THERE IS NO REASON TO DONATE TO MY PAYPAL ACCOUNT
posted by TwelveTwo at 7:20 PM on October 22, 2010


ALL YOUR CAPS LOCK ARE BELONG TO US...
posted by AJaffe at 7:29 PM on October 22, 2010


KANYE IS ON BOARD. HIS NEW ALBUM WILL PROBS BE CALLED CROCKETY BLOAT.
posted by Rock Steady at 9:22 PM on October 22, 2010


I celebrate all-caps all year long. Think of my username as a TRIBUTE.
posted by SMPA at 10:08 PM on October 22, 2010


CAPS LOCK MINECRAFT

PLAYER: [SILENCE]

PIG: OINK! SQUEAL! SQUEAL! SQUEEEEEEEEE [IS KILLED]

PLAYER: [CONSTRUCTS MASSIVE SCULPTURE OF SALMON ON TOAST]

[SUN SETS]

ZOMBIE: MOAAAAN

PLAYER: OOF

CREEPER: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

CREEPER: [EXPLOSION]

PASTORAL MUSIC: [PLAYS LOUDLY]
posted by The Lurkers Support Me in Email at 10:33 PM on October 22, 2010 [2 favorites]


SHIT, IF THIS IS GONNA BE THAT KIND OF PARTY, I'M GONNA STICK MY CAPSLOCK IN THE MASHED POTATOES
posted by DyRE at 11:52 PM on October 22, 2010


In retrospect, on caps lock day, shouldn't the site's CSS just be updated with text-transform:uppercase;? It'd save us all a lot of shouting.
posted by davejay at 12:15 AM on October 23, 2010 [1 favorite]


I actually diabled my capslock key because I'm a crappy typist, and I'd type a whole pharagraph in caps while looking at the keyboard, not realizing that I'd accidentally hit it, and have to go back and type it all again. I really should have taken typing way back in high school, but *I* thought *I'd* have somone else to do my typing. Then computers happened.
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 2:19 AM on October 23, 2010


damn. disabled. I said I didn't type well.
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 2:20 AM on October 23, 2010


QlpoOTFBWSZTWbDICLUAADPWAAAQQAA/794gIAB0GqPEmJshPJqDVNqeaRpNHqYhsvQZlV0k/Er2
zti/goBMEaupFUiR1UO0BDs+shsS6biwRSS5g1B88nMUEMzqop3flghOWjn8XckU4UJCwyAi1A==
posted by flabdablet at 5:59 AM on October 23, 2010 [1 favorite]


¿QUE HE HECHO YO PARA MERECER ESTO?
posted by toodleydoodley at 5:34 PM on October 23, 2010


let us now remember caps locks gone by
posted by The Whelk at 5:40 PM on October 23, 2010


¿LE GUSTA ESTE JARDÍN? ¿QUE ES SUYO? ¡EVITE QUE SUS HIJOS LO DESTRUYAN!
posted by Devils Rancher at 5:45 PM on October 23, 2010


wait, why do I Have to fight the nun?
posted by The Whelk at 5:56 PM on October 23, 2010


You have to beat the nun to get to the bishop boss at the end of the level.
posted by Burhanistan at 7:08 PM on October 23, 2010


ITS GOOD TO BE TEH KING AMIRITE
posted by not_on_display at 7:11 PM on October 23, 2010


Not during the peasant rebellion
posted by The Whelk at 11:09 PM on October 23, 2010


King Amirite, you say. Didn't he lead the Cock Slap Rebellion of inner Westphalia??

CAPS LOCK BLUES

It only happens one day a year,
everybody got to get their crockety bloats in gear.

Yeah, I got the Caps Lock Blues...
It's gone and I still got some cock slap tools....

Caps lock blues...

October twenty two...

/Whistling. fades out....

posted by Skygazer at 4:21 PM on October 24, 2010 [1 favorite]


Bloaters? Angus?
posted by Devils Rancher at 5:01 PM on October 24, 2010


the cock slap rebellion was short but imaginative.
posted by The Whelk at 5:46 PM on October 24, 2010


KING AMIRITE COMES TO WHERE YOU WORK AND SLAPS YOUR COCK TO OUTER WESTPHALIA. AND THATS HOW WE DEAL WITH REBELLION HERE IN WESTPHALIA AMIRITE
posted by not_on_display at 10:59 PM on October 24, 2010 [1 favorite]


This is an interesting remake of Candide.
posted by The Whelk at 11:02 PM on October 24, 2010


It is the best of all possible remakes.
posted by shakespeherian at 5:02 AM on October 25, 2010 [2 favorites]


METAFILTER: OPERA BUFFA AMIRITE
posted by Devils Rancher at 6:14 AM on October 25, 2010


I am going to convert to Catholicism and take up the rules of baseball so that I can be the Holy Roman Umpire!

I slay me
posted by Devils Rancher at 7:13 AM on October 25, 2010


You are neither Holy, Roman, or an Umpire.

Discuss.
posted by The Whelk at 7:22 AM on October 25, 2010


In Soviet Holy Roman Empire, you make jokes.
posted by notion at 7:46 AM on October 25, 2010


Discuss.

The discus in ancient olympics.

How'd i do?
posted by Devils Rancher at 8:19 AM on October 25, 2010


ITS GOOD TO BE TEH KING AMIRITE

You, sir, have run afoul of the French Luxury Mustard Tax. I'll need you to file a Form E-2: Poupon.
posted by Devils Rancher at 9:06 AM on October 25, 2010


HEDLEY
posted by not_on_display at 9:31 AM on October 25, 2010


Form E-2: Poupon. Say it out loud. It's useful, Form E-2: poupon
posted by not_on_display at 9:52 PM on October 28, 2010


IF I WERE QUICKER ON MY FEET I WOULD NOT HAVE TO DROP MY VERY BEST PUNS AT THE BOTTOM OF ZOMBIE THR... Wait, what? It's not capsl... oh, sorry.
posted by Devils Rancher at 11:33 AM on October 30, 2010


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