GO TO SLEEP BABY YODA
December 18, 2019 1:17 PM Subscribe
Time to Ferberize that baby. I know it seems cruel at first, but as a single parent you can't let The Child set the schedule.
posted by The corpse in the library at 2:46 PM on December 18, 2019 [6 favorites]
posted by The corpse in the library at 2:46 PM on December 18, 2019 [6 favorites]
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* so freaking hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by jenfullmoon at 2:47 PM on December 18, 2019
posted by jenfullmoon at 2:47 PM on December 18, 2019
I'm pretty sure all this baby yoda stuff is viral advertising paid for by the company, but I still love baby yoda.
posted by Sterros at 2:51 PM on December 18, 2019 [1 favorite]
posted by Sterros at 2:51 PM on December 18, 2019 [1 favorite]
Time to Ferberize that baby
For a moment, I thought that said "Time to FEBREEZE that baby." Imagined the smell.
posted by briank at 3:05 PM on December 18, 2019 [8 favorites]
For a moment, I thought that said "Time to FEBREEZE that baby." Imagined the smell.
posted by briank at 3:05 PM on December 18, 2019 [8 favorites]
Someone asked me who I’d choose if I had to do so between Baby Yoda and Baby Groot. Well that’s just impossible.
posted by pipoquinha at 5:41 PM on December 18, 2019 [2 favorites]
posted by pipoquinha at 5:41 PM on December 18, 2019 [2 favorites]
I agree with this, but if forced at gunpoint I would pick Baby Yoda because he will probably stay a baby longer. Groot is already a teenage brat, sadly.
posted by jenfullmoon at 6:13 PM on December 18, 2019
posted by jenfullmoon at 6:13 PM on December 18, 2019
Ah, but when an old Yoda dies you just get an old Yoda force ghost, whereas when an old Groot dies you get a new young Groot.
posted by cortex at 7:37 PM on December 18, 2019
posted by cortex at 7:37 PM on December 18, 2019
Now see that loops me back to my point on the Baby Yoda vs. Baby Groot question. It’s an impossible question to answer with accuracy. I mean any answer would likely involve name-dropping Schroedinger and throwing around concepts such as Paradox and Quantum Mechanics. Even with all that we would still arrive at my thinking that it’s an impossible question to answer. Feel free to disagree and show your work.
posted by pipoquinha at 8:23 AM on December 19, 2019
posted by pipoquinha at 8:23 AM on December 19, 2019
Ah, but when an old Yoda dies you just get an old Yoda force ghost, whereas when an old Groot dies you get a new young Groot.
Only if we revert to a previous version of the Star Wars universe. Pre-Special Edition you are correct, but the Sebastian -> Hayden conversion in Return of the Jedi suggests that a force ghost can manifest at a prior age. This may require baby Yoda to turn to the dark side as a baby, with a redemption near the end of their life. I haven't looked into the specifics.
posted by Mister Cheese at 9:37 AM on December 19, 2019 [2 favorites]
Only if we revert to a previous version of the Star Wars universe. Pre-Special Edition you are correct, but the Sebastian -> Hayden conversion in Return of the Jedi suggests that a force ghost can manifest at a prior age. This may require baby Yoda to turn to the dark side as a baby, with a redemption near the end of their life. I haven't looked into the specifics.
posted by Mister Cheese at 9:37 AM on December 19, 2019 [2 favorites]
The little ear-wiggle dance was killing me!
posted by Kitty Stardust at 1:09 PM on December 19, 2019
posted by Kitty Stardust at 1:09 PM on December 19, 2019
Is that a real Mandalorian?
That is not The Way.
posted by mwhybark at 7:31 PM on December 19, 2019 [3 favorites]
That is not The Way.
posted by mwhybark at 7:31 PM on December 19, 2019 [3 favorites]
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